At 5:10, Chen Gong called the scenic spot.
The person in charge of the scenic spot answered in a dazed voice, and suddenly became nervous: "Ah, I overslept! I'll drive to pick you up now! - Could it be too late...? !"
Chen Gong listened to this series of rich emotional turns, and said "Okay" flatly.
After straightening his collar in front of the mirror, Chen Gong clicked on the taxi app and prepared to wake Zheng Yi.
Zheng Yi turned over, put the quilt into a ball and rubbed it under his legs, with a dirty smile on his face because of a dream, he murmured indistinctly, "Little sheep. …”
Chen Gong was not surprised to recognize this nickname.
Chen Gong also knew about Zheng Yi and Yang Yi.
The ambiguity of these two people is not low-key in HALO, even under the premise of the company's "explicitly prohibiting office romance" regulations.
—A digression: Although many of HALO’s regulations are rather scary, they are not strict; the authority of the so-called “prohibition of office romances” is also due to the marriage between Sister Liu, the former director of the Vision Department, and Ge Lu, the Deputy Director of the Marketing Department. For the beginning, was beaten to pieces.
At that time, Lao Wang drank too much at the wedding of the young couple, grabbed the microphone of the emcee and made a speech inarticulately: "Xiao Liu - I have been with HALO for four years, and she is the most precious daughter of our HALO! Lao Lu - is also with HALO. We have grown up together for six years, the eldest son of our HALO! Today—just today, on this beautiful day of the sun (the wedding was held in the evening), our HALO daughter! Married our HALO son!—this It's our entire HALO marriage!"
The "indecent love" between the daughter and the son became the most widely circulated "story" in HALO in the future...
Back to Yang Yi.
In fact, Chen Gong doesn't know this person at all. He has only heard a few words about him in the mouths of the girls in the department: He looks handsome - this Chen Gong can see it himself; he seems to be quite rich - it is said that he wears a perfume bag. Almost all of them are big luxury brands; when I was a child, I studied abroad and grew up before returning to China to go to university - which confirms everyone's estimation of their family's financial resources.
So Chen Gong speculated: Yang Yi should be similar to Zheng Yi, and he is also a born phoenix - not from a little wild duck like himself.
It is estimated that there is an atmosphere between the real phoenixes that the wild phoenixes do not understand, so that they can identify each other, and then get together to spend a lot of time.
In addition to the need to meet at work, Chen Gong and them have never been able to get along with them - even if, Chen Gong used "a gentleman to be harmonious but different" from the province.
Yang Yi and Zheng Yi have liked to get tired of being together since they met - today we go to my brother's restaurant for dinner, and tomorrow we go to your friend's nightclub to dance. The two were so attached that there were even rumors that the two were living together...
Ruined the dreams of a group of girls, and fulfilled the dreams of another group of girls.
Of course, these books have nothing to do with Chen Gong - Chen Gong has no curiosity what to do with the children of rich families.
Until that day, Chen Gong accidentally bumped into Yang Yi who was on the phone in the stairwell.
He laughs narrowly and speaks flippantly—at least his temperament is completely different from what he's seen in the company.
He said: "It's not that I can't eat this idiot with a handsome face and a beautiful face - then I will secretly leave an 'intimate video' or something, and I will get it a little later."
Chen Gong hated Zheng Yi.
But seeing Zheng Yi's blushing face immersed in a dream of spring, thinking about the stupid appearance of his "little sheep"... Chen Gong really felt sorry for him again.
It was almost 5:30 in the morning when Zheng Yi was pulled into the special car.
The two quarreled as usual.
The reason was that Zheng Yi glared at Chen Gong with his forehead hot: "Fuck you dressed up in a suit today and look like a dog, but now you don't even give me a time to brush your teeth? - I'm going to see the scenic spot today. Client, are you trying to piss me off on purpose?"
In fact, Chen Gong didn't think about it so much. He simply felt that Zheng Yi slept too little, and was afraid that he would not be able to support his body today; Chen Gong only felt that he had fed the dog out of kindness, and frowned coldly without looking at him: "Don't talk to me like 'you fuck you fuck'."
The hatchback sat in the back seat of the special car with gas in the air. Chen Gong put on his headphones and turned his head away from the side of the window, listening to the song and resting.
After driving for ten minutes, the car passed through a tunnel, and the car window became a mirror, reflecting Zheng Yi's sleeping posture - his head swayed to and fro, and from time to time he was awake for only three seconds, then he slowly lowered his head again. go on; and so on.
Seeing Zheng Yi's stupid appearance from the car window, Chen Gong felt that he really wanted to laugh. But Chen Gong couldn't even laugh after being tossed by him again early in the morning.
- "You fucking dressed up like a dog today!"
- "But Lao Tzu is unkempt like a bald chicken!"
"Unwashed", Chen Gong felt that Zheng Yi was deliberately provoking himself. Judging from the image of Zheng Yi reflected in the car window, Chen Gong felt that Zheng Yi was clearly handsome. Although his hair was a little messy, The delicacy that is full of distance on weekdays has been erased, and instead, he looks like a young high school teenager.
Chen Gong couldn't help but looked at it a few more times - Zheng Yi was still swaying around, Chen Gong thought it was really funny, and even had the urge to record this passage. Zheng Jian, who was usually a dog-like person on weekdays, is now dozing off - it must be very funny to send it to the department group chat.
However, the relationship is not a friend, so this joke can't be played by oneself.
When the car drove out of the tunnel, the reflection effect of the light also disappeared - outside the window was the city galloping backward, and it was too early to be seen.
Without the pictures of having fun, Chen Gong felt a little lost.
He simply folded his arms and narrowed his eyes to make up for his sleep.
After making up for it for a while, the sleepiness just blurred the consciousness, and Chen Gong felt a sudden force on his shoulders.
Chen Gong opened his blurred eyes, focusing on the top of Zheng Yi's head, and further down the eyelashes, the bridge of his nose, his slightly open mouth, and his neck hidden by the collar of his shirt... The men's perfume the next day still has an unnoticeable aftertaste. , mixed with Zheng Yi's unique bastard breath, Yingying invaded Chen Gong's nasal cavity.
The soft hair was tied at Chen Gong's neck, which made Chen Gong, who had just fallen asleep, wake up again. The disgust that had already been cultivated was also awake. Chen Gong stretched out his hand to push Zheng Yi's head away.
When he stretched his hand halfway through, he paused for a moment. Chen Gong felt that it would be better to borrow his shoulder generously. Zheng Yi couldn't make up for his sleep when he was swaying around. Looking back on all the emotional costs caused by lack of sleep, Shouldn't you be responsible for it yourself
Chen Gong pulled his hand back to his side, only turned his face away from the car window.
The driver's uncle who saw this scene in the rearview mirror sneered: "The two brothers have a very strong relationship!"
The stranger teased kindly and deliberately argued that the clarifying machine was unnecessary and embarrassing, so Chen Gong just nodded.
-"Um."
The night before, I went to sing K all night with my brother and the others, and it was 2:24 pm when I woke up and got up from the email alert.
Qiumang drowsily touched the mobile phone that was charging by the bedside.
Although it was a short holiday, as an HR, I received two work emails unceremoniously in my work mailbox—one was a collection of resumes reviewed and screened by the department commissioner, and the other was a contract from Zheng Yi.
The second one was opened first, and after spending half an hour going through the contract returned by Zheng Yi, Qiu Mang called and said, "Awesome—how did you force the scenic spot to sign these overlord clauses?"
Zheng Yi murmured on the other end of the phone, "What's called 'force'? People are obviously happy when they sign."
"Okay, it's amazing! It's amazing!" Qiumang was full of praise: "I will pass the contract to the legal affairs and review it again. If there is no problem, you can sign it. Are you on your way back to the hotel after surveying the scene? - Where is my senior? ?"
"Yes, after investigating Jingjing and deducting the details of the contract, it was withdrawn - I was in the car returning to the hotel, and your senior said that he had to do other things - to use a businessman to do personal affairs, you have to give him a note!"
Qiu Mang smiled: "Are you going to make a snitch again at this time?"
Zheng Yi smiled "hehe" on the other end of the phone.
"Isn't it noisy?" Qiumang was more concerned about this.
"It's okay, it's not noisy..." Zheng Yi replied.
"No quarrel" - Qiumang's understanding of these two idiots means "no fight"; Qiumang pouted and asked, "Have you apologized?"
"Can't speak - embarrassing."
"Aren't some people afraid that Chen Gong would kill him yesterday? - Why don't you want to give in now?"
"He just didn't intend to kill me, so I couldn't figure it out—" Zheng Yi leaned on the co-pilot, pouted his left brow, and explained his considerations to Qiumang: "When I landed, I lost my ID card and couldn't check in to the hotel - but he actually let me sleep in a room with him! You said... If I bowed my head and apologized at this juncture, it would make me look like I'm not good enough and eat people's sweetness After that, do you want to curry favor with him again? - Between men and men, even if it is an apology, it should be on an equal footing, so this apology is an apology between men!"
Qiumang couldn't understand Zheng Yicha's theory: "You're not a man, you're a bitch!"
Zheng Yi was speechless, and it took a long time to say, "Forget it—it's called a sense of ritual... I can't explain it..."
"You don't worship the handle and don't have a bridal chamber, where does the sense of ceremony come from!" Qiu Mang rolled his eyes: "The two share a bed... You didn't beat Chen Gong when you fell asleep, right? - I remember you were with me in high school. I live at home, squeezed with Qiu Erdan, and actually kicked Erdan off the bed in the middle of the night!"
Zheng Yi "hahaha" for a long time before he said: "I don't know if I hit Chen Gong or not - I do not bear any legal responsibility for what I committed in my sleep. But it's funny: I didn't sleep with Chen Gong secretly yesterday. One room? - Maybe I'm too nervous and afraid that some rounds will happen to me, and I will be arrested and interrogated in the bureau - I was in a daze, and I heard someone shouting 'rounds!' - Take me So frightened, he got up from the bed and ran to the bathroom to find Chen Gong—he was also frightened!"
Qiumang "ha" on the other end of the phone a dozen times.
"Do you know what happened after that? - We first stood in the bathroom and listened for a long time, then ran to the door and stood and listened for a long time; finally Chen Gong asked me, 'What did you just listen to?' I said I heard someone Shouting 'Kontrolle!' - I didn't come back to my senses until I finished speaking - why is there someone saying ward rounds in German in Chengdu? Dare I fell asleep! ... Chen Gong was so angry that his face was hard! This idiot - take a shower Washed so well, you were fooled by me so much, and spun around with me all over the place with my bare butt!"
Qiumang said "ha" on the other end of the phone.
Zheng Yi also laughed along, and the driver who drove the car also laughed, laughing and laughing, Zheng Yi suddenly slapped his forehead "Fuck me".
On the other end of the phone, Qiu Mang said, "What's wrong?"
Zheng Yi was annoyed: "I'm an idiot myself - why didn't I take the opportunity to see if there was a heart-shaped birthmark on Chen Gong's left chest..."
It was quiet for a while.
Zheng Yi received a sentence from Qiumang: "You are crazy!"
The author has something to say: — Little Theater
Zheng Yi: So you kept peeking at me in the car
Chen Gong: On the left is your real person and on the right is your reflection. Would you let Lao Tzu see it? Looking down