Encyclopedia is not happy.
It was still unconvinced, so on the way back to the room, it maliciously read all the dual cultivation postures to Ye Muxi.
"Among them, the most classic posture is 'Danfeng Chaoyang', where the woman stands upside down with her hands on the ground, and the man stands in front of the woman and enters. This helps the power flow to the woman's body. This is the best posture for the woman to benefit from... "
"That's enough, shut up."
The encyclopedia hummed: "There is also the position of 'first intercourse#' which is more difficult and tests a man's arm strength... "
Ye Muxi returned to her residence with her lips twitching and her ears covered.
Encyclopedia is becoming less and less afraid of her, and she is indeed doted on!
Before, I was always afraid that she would burn it, but now I actually dare to read pornographic stories to her!
So, when Ye Muxi returned to his place of residence, the first thing he saw when he saw Lou Jingxiao was staring at his mouth, thinking - which posture is easier to use to get blood
After realizing his strange idea, Ye Muxi was trembling all over and woke up instantly.
"What are you doing here again?"
If Lou Jingxiao's people weren't still protecting her mother, she really wanted to throw out this man who could find her room and sleep in her bed no matter where she moved.
Lou Jingxiao held his chin and chuckled: "I'm here to warm your bed, are you happy?"
So happy!
Ye Muxi's face was expressionless, but in reality he was gritting his teeth: "Take your broken chair off the bed."
She always felt that Lou Jingxiao was sick.
The illness is not serious!
No normal person would carry a chaise longue with him wherever he goes, right
The most disturbing thing is that this guy actually put the chaise longue on the bed, and he was just lying on the chaise longue, and her bed was under the chair!
Isn't it good to put the chair on the floor
Is there no place to put it in such a big place on the ground
He actually put it on her bed!
Lou Jingxiao stood up casually and muttered: "Who told you that your bed is too hard? It's not as soft as my chair."
After seeing him stand up, Ye Muxi directly threw his imperial concubine chair on the ground. His strength was so strong that even three of the gems on the chair fell off.
Lou Jingxiao's expression changed, and his evil handsome face suddenly darkened.
No one had ever dared to throw his chair like this.
Slender fingers clasped Ye Muxi's chin. Lou Jingxiao lowered his head and looked into those cold beautiful eyes: "Girl, do you know what happened to the last person who broke my chair?"
"I don't know." Ye Muxi stared back expressionlessly: "If you feel sorry for your chair, then don't put it on my bed."
She emphasized the word 'my bed'.
That was the place where she slept, and he actually put a chair on it. Wasn't she the one who should be angry
Lou Jingxiao narrowed his eyes.
The aura on his body is very strong. When he gets close, he can feel an oppressive aura surrounding him, making people breathless.
The originally pleasant voice, after being deliberately lowered, became a bit more cold and chilling. It seemed that in the next second, like before, he would cut off the opponent's hands that touched his chair and throw them into the snakes. Feed the snakes in the cave.
But he didn't.
He suddenly laughed.
The long eyelashes seem to cut through the winter snow, adding to the feeling of spring.
He let go of Ye Muxi, slowly took out an identical imperial concubine chair from the space, and said leisurely: "Well, luckily I have a backup."
Ye Muxi: "..."
They are really exactly the same! Whether it’s the number of gems or the texture on the crystal.
This prostitute’s madness is indeed unclear!
The chair on the ground, with only three gems missing and no other damage at all, directly shattered his strength.
That’s all money!
The chaise longue made of countless crystals and gems instantly turned into a pile of powder.
Damn rich people!
Lou Jingxiao took a pose, and his dark jade-like eyes glanced lightly, landing on the corner beside the door, and chuckled: "What? I didn't want to kill your master and run away from home?"
Ye Muxi followed his line of sight and saw that the encyclopedia had turned into a thin book and was moving towards the door little by little. Behind it were seven or eight books, which seemed to be under its control. , run with the encyclopedia.
Hearing Lou Jingxiao's words, the entire encyclopedia froze and stopped immediately.
The eight books behind him followed so closely that they didn't even have time to stop, and they all bumped into the encyclopedia.
"Bang bang bang bang..."
A row of books fell neatly beside the door, motionless.
Ye Muxi: "..."
"Little book!" Ye Muxi said, her delicate and pretty face expressionless, but her voice sounded like gritted teeth.
Encyclopedia immediately jumped up from the ground: "Master! Don't listen to the prostitute's nonsense! I definitely didn't think that the master was about to die, so I ran away with the boys! I just... I just went to move the reinforcements! Yes! Move the reinforcements !”
As soon as the encyclopedia finished speaking, the other eight books stood up in unison and nodded desperately to Ye Muxi, as if to say, 'Yes, yes, that's it.'
Ye Muxi snorted coldly: "Did I say you were running away?"
The encyclopedia said 'Oops', oh no, I've exposed myself!
Ye Muxi looked at the eight books that had all fallen down and pretended to be dead, narrowed his eyes, and said dangerously: "As your master, I don't know about my companion soul, and I also accepted a bunch of younger brothers?"
Eight books continue to play dead.
Encyclopedia heyed: "No, it seems they have good qualifications, so... just..."
The eight books jumped up again, lined up in a row, jumped around in front of Ye Muxi, and then stood obediently behind the encyclopedia. At first glance, they were loyal little brothers!
Encyclopedia said in an aggrieved voice: "Okay, okay, I want to run away... But I am definitely not running away. Xiao Shu is here to create opportunities for the master, so that you can kiss more safely and warmly. I will let my little brother guard the door. No one will disturb you at all."
"Oh?" Lou Jingxiao said with a smile, and his glossy dark eyes fell on Ye Muxi with a smile but not a smile: "Kiss?"
Ye Muxi: "... Xiao Shu!"
Encyclopedia quickly covered her mouth. Oops, she let it slip again!
Seeing that his master was about to turn black, Encyclopedia ignored it and quickly led his eight younger brothers to jump out of the door and kindly closed the door.
Looking at Lou Jingxiao's smiling face, Ye Muxi's pretty face felt a little hot.
Lou Jingxiao slowly raised his body: "Little girl, you want to force her to kiss you again?"
The implication is that you want blood again
Ye Muxi asked seriously: "Will you give it?"
"What if not?"
Ye Muxi quickly calmed down: "Then I have to be strong."
Since discussion is useless, the only option is to force the kiss.
Lou Jingxiao laughed, seeming to be happy with her sincerity.
"Button." Before Ye Muxi could carry out the forced kiss plan, there was a knock on the door.
Ye Muxi glanced at Lou Jingxiao, stood up and opened the door. There was an ugly but very tall man standing outside the door.
"Uncle Ugly."
Uncle Chou glanced into the room behind her, but found no one else. Lou Jingxiao seemed to have disappeared the moment she opened the door.
"Is there anyone else in the house?" Uncle Chou asked hoarsely.
Ye Muxi didn't blush and was out of breath: "No, it's just me."
Uncle Chou looked at Ye Muxi quietly, then looked at the room, and then said hoarsely: "You are still young, don't talk to men..."
After the words came out of his mouth, he seemed to feel that they were inappropriate, so he quickly changed his words: "The elder will test your divine power before praying tomorrow. If you don't have divine power, you will be dealt with directly."
tomorrow? It’s only been less than two months! Ye Muxi frowned. It seemed that those old guys wanted to drive her away in advance!