Bai Mo looked at Ye Ci, who lowered his head to eat, and couldn't help but laugh. Wouldn't she think that the family members were all cavemen who were closed to the extreme, did she really deceive herself into thinking that everyone didn't know about such a big thing yesterday? Looking at her relieved expression, it really makes people want to pierce her fantasy.
Zuo Xiaolan watched Ye Nantian's words come to her lips and changed her words, and she couldn't help cocking the corners of her mouth. This guy has become less and less courageous. Twenty years ago, he would have never cared about such words. If you ask it out, you can't even ask it now? She thought about it and looked at Bai Mo again, only to see this guy sitting there calmly eating wonton stew, with a very calm expression on his face, like a dog, I'm afraid he doesn't know what he's thinking. Looking at Tan Polang, his head was lower than Ye Ci, and he was eating wonton stew with big mouthfuls, as if the person who made the incident on the forum was not Ye Ci but him.
Zuo Xiaolan glanced at the people at the table, and laughed inwardly, these guys don't look at each of them as if nothing is wrong, in fact, they may be boiling. Bai Mo's little fox, as long as Ye Nantian doesn't speak up, he will never take the initiative to talk about this matter to provoke Ye Ci, let alone Tan Polang, looking at the way he doesn't look up, expecting him to speak up on this topic first, not at all. possible. As for Ye Nantian, with the courage he finally mustered, it is not easy to speak again under the interrupted situation just now. And Ye Ci... She knows her daughter best. It looked very calm, but I was afraid that my heart was boiling and burning, and I couldn't sit still.
Look at the past, and in the end, you still have to rely on yourself to say this.
It's just that the time to speak out needs to be found again.
"Combat power? Which aspect? Strength or intelligence or spirit or agility?" Bai Mo pretended to be very interested in Ye Nantian's recipes. Very positive chat.
"It's power, but it doesn't seem to add much, only thirty points." Ye Nantian seemed to be distracted by this question, and then began to talk about his recipes rhetorically.
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"Thirty o'clock is not much, but it's okay. It can be added for half an hour, and it won't be offset by the buff of the medicine." Bai Mo also answered Ye Nantian's question seriously. For a time, it seemed that the two of them really turned their attention to the recipe, but only they themselves knew what was on their minds.
Tan Polang also felt that it was not good to eat with his head buried all the time. So I followed the two to discuss: "Godfather, do you have any better recipes?"
"Recently, I have bought several pieces at the auction house, and I have also tried several new dishes myself, but there are not many recipes to increase combat power, but there are some strange things. For example, I made a couple's lung slice the day before yesterday. It's actually to increase intimacy." Ye Nantian laughed hehely: "By the way, what's the use of intimacy?"
"Well, it's to deepen the goodwill between strangers. You can do some intimate things..." Tan Polang replied casually, but he didn't feel that his mouth was too fast until he answered, and he wanted to bite his tongue. go down.
"What intimate matter?" Zuo Xiaolan did not wait for Tan Polang's voice to fall. Then he asked, while talking. She blinked her eyes as if she didn't understand, but the smug look in her eyes betrayed her heart: "What are the intimate things?"
Bai Mo looked at Zuo Xiaolan's innocent and pure expression, and couldn't help sighing in her heart: Aunt, in fact, you can pretend to be more innocent, you can pretend to be more pure, why don't you go directly Pretend to be fifteen? Your daughter is now ready to get married. Are you not afraid of thunder when you pretend like this
"I'm still underage, I don't know." Tan Polang immediately picked himself up. However, after meeting Zuo Xiaolan's murderous gaze, she said with a red face: "But. I think, for example. A kiss, a hug or something..."
Tan Polang couldn't speak any longer, and shoved the wonton stew into his mouth again.
Zuo Xiaolan glanced at Ye Ci, her head could not be lowered any further. So he turned his head and asked Bai Mo, "Bai Mo, just kiss and hug?"
Bai Mo didn't expect that his aunt would turn his head to face him temporarily, and he was embarrassed. He quickly asked his ally, Ye Nantian, for help. However, Ye Nantian turned his head to drink water unrighteously now. Bai Mo was stunned in embarrassment.
Zuo Xiaolan squinted her eyes: "Bai Mo, if you don't know anything about your age, it's too fake.
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Bai Mo's face was going to cramp, he looked at Zuo Xiaolan's eyes, he actually wanted to roar, aunt, the first thing to pretend is you are okay! Is it you? ! Don't push everything on me! ! ! However, even if Bai Mo was beaten to death, he didn't have the courage to say such a thing under this circumstance. He only swallowed a sip of water with a guilty conscience, and then looked left and said after a long while, "Of course, there is something else."
"Which others?"
"Kiss somewhere else, hug somewhere else..." Bai Mo couldn't say anymore, he was sitting on pins and needles now. Although he is at this age, he knows everything, but knowing and speaking calmly in front of his family are resolutely irrelevant directions!
"For example? Where do you kiss? Where do you hold?" Zuo Xiaolan obviously had no intention of letting Bai Mo go. Under the shameless banner of "I'm a newcomer, who am I afraid of?", she vowed to clarify these issues and confront Bai Mo Chasing and beating fiercely, Bai Mo was so embarrassed.
Bai Mo's face turned a little red, this is too embarrassing...
While Zuo Xiaolan looked at Bai Mo, she stared at Ye Ci's performance from the corner of her eye. She saw that her hands were shaking a little, and her ears were slightly red. If she hadn't kept her head down , it is estimated that you can see a face like a monkey's butt. Zuo Xiaolan seemed quite satisfied with this performance.
Bai Mo felt that his liver was trembling, he looked at Ye Nantian with a guilty conscience, and saw that Ye Nantian's face was not much better. Although he is very open-minded about these things, he still feels embarrassed to talk about such a question in front of three children in this situation.
"Huh?" Zuo Xiaolan was very dissatisfied with Bai Mo's delay in answering. She snorted and warned Bai Mo to cooperate, which made Bai Mo's liver tremble even more.
He swallowed heavily, and said in a voice almost the size of a mosquito: "For example, kissing, for example, hugging there and there..." He couldn't speak any longer, so he simply bowed his head and ate wonton stew with Tan Polang. , while eating, he said against his will: "Ah, the weather is really cold today. It's really warm to eat such a big bowl of wonton stew. It's really warm."
So hypocritical, so hypocritical!
For Bai Mo's performance, everyone gave the most contemptuous attitude. However, Bai Mo decided not to be a decent gentleman at this moment, just let him continue to be hypocritical like this and be a villain.
Zuo Xiaolan had already got the answer she wanted, so she was no longer embarrassed by Bai Mo, then turned her head generously to look at Ye Ci who was sitting beside her and smiled: "Little Ci, you were kissed on the mouth. No?"
puff…
Ye Ci, who had been working hard to turn herself into nothingness, felt chills down her spine immediately after hearing her mother's name. Before she could swallow the wonton stew in her mouth, she had already heard her mother's shocking question blurted out.
. All kinds of entanglements in her heart, all kinds of helplessness, all kinds of grass mud horses immediately pushed out all the wonton stew in her mouth!
I just feel sorry for Tan Polang, who is sitting opposite Ye Ci. He was just sprayed with ravioli on his face by Ye Ci, and he was stunned. If Ye Nantian hurriedly wiped the towel for him, he probably wouldn't be able to recover. come.
Ye Ci not only squirted the wonton stew out of his mouth, but he coughed violently because of his mother's question, and couldn't say a word for a long time.
Zuo Xiaolan hurriedly made a mother-like gesture, patted Ye Ci's back, and said with a smile: "Oh, you are so old, what do you do when you eat so fast, and no one robs you? Isn't it? Look, how can you eat when you make waves, and make a table so dirty..." She smiled hehely: "How can such a big girl squirt when she hears a kiss? This is such a big deal. Ah! Who hasn't been young, who hasn't been kissed, I'm just asking casually, if you haven't, say no, you don't have to be so excited, look, look... "
Ye Ci was at a loss for words at first, but now she was run down by her mother and couldn't even sit still. She thought sadly in her heart, absolutely, all these people in the family know about the photo, this, this, this is so sad...
"Oh, okay, okay, don't cough, even if you are kissed, it doesn't matter, in fact, a girl needs to have more boyfriends before getting married. You have to find a suitable one, whether it is character or psychology, Of course, physical fitness is also very important, size, size, very important..." Zuo Xiaolan continued chattering while patting Ye Ci on the back.
And the consequence of this sentence is that almost everyone is choked. Ye Ci stood up even more difficultly, looked at Zuo Xiaolan sincerely, and almost cried: "Mom, I'm full, and I have to hang up, so I won't help you wash the dishes..." and then ran resolutely. .
Then it was Bai Mo, then Tan Polang, and finally Ye Nantian, he stood up, stared at Zuo Xiaolan for a while, and suddenly said, "Wife, you haven't tried anyone else before me. Are you satisfied with my size?"
This time, it was Zuo Xiaolan's turn to choke... (To be continued)