Extra II
Yi Erbao children's questions
Yi Erbao children have been struggling with a problem recently.
In the end, do you choose the neighbor's little sister Huang Jingjing as her girlfriend or choose Shu Yiyi's child in the kindergarten as her girlfriend
Huang Jingjing likes to call himself Erbao brother, and he has a big tongue. It's not clear to say it. It sounds like "Aibo Dede". The important thing is that he doesn't like others calling him Erbao.
. However, her mother's food is really delicious, and there are a lot of snacks. As long as he goes to Huang Jingjing's house, he can eat a lot of good things. If you choose her as your girlfriend, then you will hear Huang Jingjing calling herself "Aibo Dede" like a little hen every day? this is too scary.
Shu Yiyi knows how to call herself by her first name. She speaks in a clear voice, chirping like a little sparrow. She calls herself Yi You, um, although Yi Erbao does not think the name Yi You is very pleasant, but Obviously much better than Yi Erbao. However, Shu Yiyi is a cheapskate who only grabs snacks from his hands and never gives him his delicious food. If he chooses her as his girlfriend, won't he say goodbye to his snacks completely? ? this is too scary.
Yi Erbao was sitting on the side of the small coffee table on the balcony. There were two things in front of him. One was the Flying Superman that Huang Jingjing gave him. Well, this is a gift from a big bag of bear biscuits. He also has a lot of them, but He has never had this one! Although he exchanged this with two of his superfluous little superheroes, this action is very precious, isn't it? ! Huang Jingjing is really generous! If you never agree to exchange two, or three, but three plus a pack of popping candy, you can!
Huang Jingjing is really generous! The other one is the gold card of the Doma robot that Shu Yiyi gave him, alas! ! This is only available in the jelly that you have to buy a super package! It takes him a long time to eat such a big pack, so his mother bought him three packs. I only have three such gold cards. Shu Yiyi actually gave him a gold card! ! Although she robbed all the snacks that week, she was so generous! If he replaces it with himself, he doesn't want to change the snack for a week. Of course, there are two more days a week, no, three more days. Well, it's still four days' worth of snacks. He will think about it!
What a difficult choice, Yi Erbao has been struggling with this for an afternoon, and even forgot to eat this afternoon's snack, his favorite mango pudding.
Ye Ci was sitting on the sofa in the living room and watching TV, while out of the corner of his eyes observed his son who had been sitting on the balcony for an hour and thirteen minutes. For an energetic and hyperactive child, he could sit so peacefully. It's been something to be concerned about for so long.
but. Now it seems that she doesn't have to come forward. Ye Ci glanced at the clock hanging on the wall again, okay, wait another seventeen minutes. If he's still like that after seventeen minutes, she'll give her a symbolic concern.
After making up his mind, Ye Ci took back his vision. Watching the game show on the TV intently - a comprehensive show dedicated to releasing major game guides, and today just released a new copy of Destiny to explore the secrets
. Seventeen minutes passed quickly, and the TV show wasn't over yet, but it was all irrelevant issues, so Ye Ci didn't plan to watch it again. This time, she put all her attention on Yi Erbao. It was found that he was still sitting on the balcony in a posture, not knowing what he was thinking.
Hmm, what are you thinking about
Ye Ci was suddenly curious, so she got up and walked towards the balcony, intending to satisfy her curiosity. As for whether she could help her son, that was not within her concern. She squatted on the side of the coffee table, watching Yi Erbao sitting on the side of the coffee table, a pair of small hands like steamed buns holding a face like a bun, staring at the two things in front of her. If she remembered correctly, one of these two things is a flying superman model, and the other is a Doma robot card. These two things are the darlings on TV recently, and they are broadcasted so frequently that children are rushing to collect peripherals.
She held her chin like Yi Erbao, and her eyes slipped to the small plate on the coffee table, which contained a slippery pudding, the color was very good, and it was mouth-watering. Isn't this Yi Erbao's favorite mango pudding? She remembered that it should have been an hour and a half ago when Liu Nian brought it to him, and he hasn't eaten it yet? It seemed that the problem he was worrying about was really terrifying.
In order to show that she is a competent mother, Ye Ci cleared her throat enough to attract Yi Erbao's attention, she smiled: "Yi Erbao, what are you thinking?"
"It's nothing." Yi Erbao glanced at his smiling mother, lowered his head again, kept his previous posture, and continued to struggle with his own problems secretly.
"It's really nothing?" Ye Ci obviously didn't believe what the three-year-old classmate Yi Erbao said. She squinted her eyes, picked up the spoon on the plate, and brought a spoonful of pudding to his lips to feed her. He gave it to him, but he didn't expect that kid Yi Erbao tilted his head, with a kind of melancholy that didn't match his age, and sighed deeply: "Don't make trouble, Mom, I'm not in that mood now. "
The corners of Ye Ci's mouth twitched, why did the words sound so wrong. Is this what a three-year-old kid would say? She looked down at the pudding on the spoon and didn't even want to eat it, she looked really troubled. Since his son didn't eat it and Ye Ci was not polite, he shoved the spoonful of pudding directly into his mouth, and he was instantly refreshed. This mango pudding is better than the popular pastry shop on the corner. So, she rudely scooped another spoonful, and while sending it to her mouth, she said, "It looks like you are in a bad mood. If you don't mind, tell me and let me..." The heartfelt words were changed into warmth: "let me share it with you."
Well, actually she just wanted to say, if you have something unhappy about you, tell me to make me happy, such a black-hearted thing
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Yi Erbao turned his head and looked at his mother. She was smiling at the corner of her mouth, looking at herself beamingly, that expression, that demeanor. Even a three-year-old child can feel it. This is not an attitude of wanting to share at all. This is obviously an attitude of wanting to gossip and watch the fun! However, Yi Erbao is only three years old now. Even if he realizes something, he obviously does not have the ability to deal with it. In his mind, his parents are still the greatest supporters. certainly. Although his mother often doesn't seem so reliable, it doesn't affect her status.
"But, Mom, I think it's better to discuss this topic with my dad." Although Yi Erbao trusted his unreliable mom, he subconsciously felt that something was wrong. Asking his mother to solve it by himself, he wrinkled his nose to show that he was very mature. very manly.
"Oh." Ye Ci nodded, scooping another spoonful of pudding and eating it: "So, the problem that bothers you is women."
"Ah!!" Yi Erbao's eyes widened immediately. Then his face like a steamed bun rose to red, and he stammered and shook his head, "You, you, how did you know!!"
"Ha. The word that men and men can talk to the most is women." Ye Ci casually said nonsense, her eyes looked at the two things placed in front of Yi Erbao, as if one was given by Huang Jingjing from the neighbor's house. The other one seems to be given by Yi Erbao's kindergarten classmates. This kid's troubles must be related to the two little girls.
"You you you you..." Yi Erbao put his hands on the table and stared his round eyes even bigger! His eyes are completely inherited from the fleeting years, the peach eyes like a fox, but now they are not yet mature, and they are very round. Yi Erbao breathed a sigh of relief after being with you for a long time, "Mom, you are amazing, you know that."
"Okay, since I got it right, let me tell you what it is. After all, I'm also a woman, and I think I can give you a lot of advice." Ye Ci looked at her son's red face and almost laughed. Turned it over, it's really deceiving, just talk about it and deceive his truth.
"Actually, I don't think my mother knows much about such things..." Yi Erbao muttered, but, looking at his mother's frowning brows, he quickly stopped the conversation and said, "Actually, in fact, I was thinking, who would be better for my girlfriend."
"Oh..." Ye Ci has long known that the peach blossoms bloomed everywhere in Yi Erbao since childhood, so she was not at all surprised when Yi Erbao expressed her tangled thoughts. From childhood to adulthood, wherever he appears, he will always attract the attention of many women, especially little girls of his age who like to play with him. Based on this analysis, Yi Erbao should not worry about it when he grows up can't find a wife
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The child has a competitive mentality to some extent. When he told his secret, he did not get the fierce response he imagined. He felt that his self-esteem was inexplicably hit. So, in order to get back a city angrily, he attracted the attention of his mother. , he immediately cracked out his little secrets.
And Ye Ci has been looking at her with a smile, while eating Yi Erbao's favorite mango pudding, while listening to Yi Erbao's latest tangled affair, she feels that life is really good.
"Mom, what do you think I should do! How should I choose!" After Yi Erbao finally expressed the question clearly, he immediately asked Ye Ci for the answer impatiently. He stared at those round eyes that seemed to be A puppy waiting for meat bones.
Ye Ci reached out and touched Yi Erbao's soft hair, put the last pudding into his mouth, exhaled a sigh of satisfaction, and then answered him very clearly: "Choose Huang Jingjing."
"Why!" Yi Erbao called out immediately. He thought a little indignantly, what's so good about Huang Jingjing! She couldn't even speak clearly, she would only call herself "Aibo Dede"!
"Then Shu Yiyi." Ye Ci looked very good at speaking.
"Why is it Shu Yiyi again!" Yi Erbao's voice was louder than before, and he thought even more indignantly, what's so good about Shu Yiyi! She only grabs her own snacks, and never gives her snacks to herself, even a little bit!
"Do you want to listen to my advice?" Ye Ci's eyebrows suddenly stood up, suppressing Yi Erbao.
"Okay, listen to you." Yi Erbao looked at his mother, who immediately turned into a big monster, and decided to be honest and not get hit by bad luck.
"Then choose Huang Jingjing." Ye Ci reached out and touched Yi Erbao's hair again, and answered very firmly.
"But Huang Jingjing has a big tongue..." Yi Erbao was a little aggrieved: "She, she also called me Aibo Dede, I like to be called Yi You..."
"What is there to care about with a name!" Ye Ci rolled his eyes: "You have to remember that what you get is the most important thing, Huang Jingjing is so generous and gives you so many snacks, how good! Shu Yiyi has never Give you snacks. And grab your snacks, what's so good!"
"But, Shu Yiyi will call me Yi You." Yi Erbao defended himself aggrievedly.
"I ask you to figure out the key points of the problem. If you choose Huang Jingjing as your girlfriend, you can eat a lot of good things, and you can get a lot of benefits. With Shu Yiyi's girlfriend, you can't get any benefits.
. You have to post a lot of stuff. "Ye Ci snorted. Yi Erbao is still struggling with such a good choice, I really don't know who he is.
Yi Erbao blushed, and he said, "Why is there no benefit, her name is Yi You, not Yi Erbao, that's the biggest benefit!" Okay. In a three-year-old's heart, a good name is as important as a bunch of delicious snacks.
Ye Ci closed her mouth. She found out that this was an unsolved problem at all. Anyway, her goal had been achieved, and she decided not to pay attention to this little brat. then. She let out a long breath, put down the spoon, stood up, and touched Yi Erbao's hair: "Okay, Mom apologizes. You've grown up. It's up to you to decide such a difficult issue. "After that, she smiled slightly, turned around and walked through the living room, heading upstairs.
I'm in such a good mood. After listening to Yi Erbao's gossip, eating Yi Erbao's snacks, and being admired by Yi Erbao, I'm really in a good mood. In such a good mood, let's go to sleep...
Just as Ye Ci was lying in bed, he heard Yi Erbao's shrill scream: "My pudding!!!!"
After a while, she heard the sound of rushing upstairs again, and then the door of her room was slapped, and Ye Ci rudely took a pillow and smashed it at the door panel: "Yi Er Bao, how's your manners!"
The thundering sound outside the door disappeared immediately, and then a timid voice came: "Dear mother, can I come in?"
"Come in." Ye Ci was lying on his side, watching the door being opened carefully, and then Yi Erbao stuck out a chubby little head, and said carefully, "Mom, why is my pudding missing?"
"I ate." Ye Ci admitted unceremoniously.
Yi Erbao wanted to lose his temper, but looking at the leisurely mother, he swallowed again and defended in a low voice: "But, that's the afternoon snack that Dad made."
Ye Ci snorted and said that it didn't matter, but looking at Yi Erbao's little face that was about to cry, she rolled her eyes again and said, "It's just when Huang Jingjing's mother is preparing for the afternoon snack. Take the small gift on the table and give it to her, I think she will be very happy to prepare another snack for you."
"Oh
. Yi Erbao blinked his big eyes, suddenly remembered something, and asked, "Mom, if Huang Jingjing becomes my girlfriend, don't I even need to prepare small gifts, her mother?" Do you make snacks for me every day? "
Ye Ci squinted her eyes and felt that her son's idea was very advanced, but she still reminded him kindly: "If you can please Huang Jingjing's mother, you only need to prepare some small gifts occasionally, not every day. Get ready and she'll make you a snack too."
"Oh, thank you mom!" The kid Yi Erbao seemed to be enlightened in an instant, as if he understood something, and rushed downstairs happily, but then he heard his mother's grinning voice: "Close the door." He Then he ran back and closed the door again, and then rushed downstairs.
Ye Ci closed his eyes for a while, the door opened again, Liu Nian walked in from outside, he bent down and picked up the pillow on the ground, and walked straight towards the bed. He lowered his head and placed a kiss on Ye Ci's cheek. Ye Ci's eyelashes trembled, like the wings of a butterfly, inciting and finally opening, she met Liu Nian's smiling peach eyes, she said, "You're back so soon?"
"Well, it's not a big deal, it's just to talk about the copyright issue of the battle video. The price they gave is right, and it's back when it's finalized." The fleeting eyebrows were curved, and it could be seen that he was in a good mood. After speaking here, he thought of it again. What's the matter, he asked, "Where's Yi Erbao?"
"Oh, to bribe his future old mother-in-law." Ye Ci narrowed his eyes and looked at fleeting years with a smile.
"Future old mother-in-law?" Liu Nian leaned down on Ye Ci's body and dropped a hot and humid kiss on her neck: "Don't he enjoy being chased? Why did he plan to find a wife so quickly? already?"
Ye Ci was made to laugh by Liu Nian's kiss. She hid and told Liu Nian what happened in the afternoon, and then said, "Well, I think he thinks a lot."
"Ye Ci, has anyone ever told you that your education method is wrong." Lienian supported his head with his hands and lay on his side beside Ye Ci, with a helpless smile on his face: "You will cause him harm like this. wrong values."
Ye Ci just laughed and said slowly after a long time, "Don't be afraid, he is Yi Erbao."
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Happy Mid-Autumn Festival everyone, eat more moon cakes and be happy~ (To be continued)