Pure man! real man!
Not only do you have to go to the bathroom normally, but you also have to be healthy when you wake up every morning.
After finally going through the nightmarish excretion experience last night, Ye Shuang woke up with tears streaming down her face and found that life can make her even more desperate...
The old couple of the Ye family tossed and turned all night, and fell asleep almost at dawn, so they naturally woke up not as early as before.
On the other hand, Xiaodi Ye has a good adaptability. He fell into bed and fell into a dark sleep. He woke up the next day full of energy, and then saw a handsome and haggard guy cooking noodles sadly in his kitchen.
Brother Ye was still a little confused when he woke up. When he saw a strange face, he subconsciously thought it was a thief in the house. He raised his fist and wanted to smash it. Fortunately, the handsome guy turned his head before he swung his fist. He remembered in time that this was his own sister who had just changed her mind...
"Sister?!" Brother Ye hurriedly patted his face to wake himself up, surprised: "Why did you sleep all night with such an ugly face?"
"..." Ye Shuang really didn't want to recall how hard she had been waiting for the morning erection to react, and she didn't want to tell this brat what kind of complicated and bitter mental journey she had gone through during that time: "...fuck you."
Ye Shuang's expression was obviously not sunny, but Ye Xiaodi became excited instead.
This little brother carefully imagined what a normal man might be like after waking up, and then quickly and accurately figured out the reason why Ye Shuang's face was so ugly, and finally he was excited to guess: "Sister, did you wake up hard in the morning?" ?!"
With a "click", Ye Shuang couldn't help breaking a pair of solid wooden chopsticks in his hand.
Seeing this reaction, Ye Xiaodi's guess was confirmed, so he was even happier: "That means you are in good health, why are you angry, man..."
Younger brother Ye couldn't help but die with joy, with a weird sense of gloating that "as long as the handsome guy is unlucky, I will be extremely happy", even if the handsome guy is his own sister.
"If you miss, you can say so." Ye Shuang threw the broken chopsticks into the trash can, glanced at Little Brother Ye, smoked another pair, bowed her head and continued cooking noodles.
Little brother Ye just woke up from his excitement, remembering the hardness of the pair of chopsticks just now... Hiss! This rhythm is wrong!
During yesterday's explanation, because the point of "gender uncertainty" shocked everyone so much, including Ye Xiaodi, the three members of Ye's family basically didn't notice another point in Ye Shuang's mouth, that is, Regarding the fact that this gene stock solution can strengthen the brain and body of the recipient.
But after witnessing the scene of Ye Shuang breaking chopsticks with bare hands, little brother Ye suddenly discovered that there were many more incredible changes in his eldest sister.
... That's right, he saw six-pack abs yesterday, so there's no reason it's purely for viewing.
I was just stunned for a while, and when Ye Xiaodi came back to his senses, Ye Shuang had already cooked the noodles and served them outside.
Desperate to find out the truth, Ye Xiaodi hurriedly chased him out, begging for food and explanation.
"Sister, big sister! Tell me, do you have supernatural powers?!" Younger Ye grabbed a bowl and unceremoniously fished noodles out of the pot, and asked eagerly while adjusting the seasoning: "For example, see-through? Mind-reading? Time pause? Can you help me to read the subject test papers next semester!"
Ye Shuang was almost depressed: "You watch too much TV, it's body strengthening, brain strengthening, packing memory, plus a side effect of sex change... Do you want to talk to me if you like?!"
"Okay, okay, becoming a woman just happens to be able to take a bath with a beautiful woman." Ye Xiaodi happily sucked on the noodles, anyway, he was not afraid of being able to change, so he said without any burden: "But according to what you said, It doesn't seem so strange, I think people either have the system or the ability, and there is room again, how come there is only a second-hander left in our house?!"
If this kid wasn't Ye Shuang's younger brother, she would have thrown him directly from the window on the third floor.
After breakfast, the Ye family's parents finally got up.
The second elder was obviously already mentally prepared in his own room, so when he walked out of the room and saw Ye Shuang handsomely packing up the dishes in the living room with his sleeves rolled up, none of the second elders made such an overreacting expression like Younger Ye... Of course, there are still entanglements, but this kind of unchangeable reality, if you are entangled, you will probably get used to it.
Mother Ye plunged into the kitchen, busy making another more nutritious breakfast, while Father Ye went straight to the sofa in the living room and sat down, cleared his throat with a cough, and signaled Ye Shuang to sit down in front of him.
"Shuangshuang..." The eldest daughter uttered the nickname she had used since she was a child, and then looked at the man who had just sat down in front of him, a man who was so handsome and so handsome that he was not like a mortal. Father Ye himself was choked for a moment, and then changed his words hesitantly: "I mean, Xiaoshuang..." Luckily, it was a good name for my daughter back then, and it's not weird for a man to use it. Otherwise, if she were called Rou, Wan, Jiao or something... Papa Ye felt scared for a while thinking about it.
"..." The nickname that has been used for 24 years has been changed just like this... Ye Shuang's face is also weird, and he has to accept it under the succumb to reality: "What did Dad want to say?!"
Papa Ye coughed again: "I just want to ask, what are you going to do in the future?"
"In the future?!" Ye Shuang lowered her head and thought for a while, then resolutely raised her handsome face like a Greek sculpture: "In order to restore the female gender, I plan to find a good man as soon as possible..."
"Cough cough cough cough!!!"
Father Ye hurriedly coughed a few times to interrupt the topic: "I'm not talking about this... Of course this question is also very important, but you... Forget it, I actually want to ask, before you resume a fixed gender, what are your life and work plans?" what to do?!"
Under the serious expression of Ye's father, tears flowed from the bottom of his heart.
How embarrassing this question is, I should have asked my wife to talk to my daughter if I knew it earlier.
Ye Shuang didn't know her father's entanglement in his heart. He also began to worry after hearing such a question: "I was just thinking about it. This body... let's not talk about the inconvenience in life. I almost had to go to the bathroom yesterday. Crash. What is more difficult to solve is work... If I ask for leave every three days, will I be fired in less than a month?!"
As the head of the family, Ye's father had already thought about the problems that his daughter would face, which is why he would sit down and talk to Ye Shuang now.
But to be honest, after all, such problems are too rare, even if Dad Ye uses his rich life experience as a reference, he can't find any practical solutions for the time being.
"Jobs must be changed." Ye's father first set the tone: "You are in an office, and it is impossible to disappear for a long time without attracting attention, but what are you going to do when you change jobs? You have to do it yourself. Think about it... ahem! There are also life problems, you can only overcome this by yourself, it’s your own body anyway, so don’t feel embarrassed or anything.”
"...I'll try my best." Ye Shuang gritted her teeth and responded.
After the conversation came to an end, Mother Ye also came out of the kitchen with breakfast.
Papa Ye heaved a sigh of relief and went to wash his hands and eat, while Ye Shuang continued to sit on the sofa depressed, feeling his depressed life that had undergone tremendous changes.
Everyone loves beauty, and the look of the handsome guy drooping his eyelashes and frowning sadly broke Ye Ma's heart. Ye Shuang just sat there quietly, as beautiful as an oil painting. The caring mother Ye immediately forgot to eat, wiped her hands and went to comfort her beloved "eldest son".
"Shuangshuang, don't be sad, anyway, it will be back in three days." Ye Ma gently patted Ye Shuang: "Mom will take you out in a while to buy some clothes first, and we will talk about the future things later."
"Yeah." Feeling the warmth of her family, Ye Shuang raised her head and forced the corners of her mouth into a smile, nodded and was about to open her mouth, then...
The melancholy and smiling beauty of the handsome boy hit Mama Ye instantly, and Mama Ye fell down with a nosebleed.
Ye Shuang's face darkened.