Before Mother Ye couldn't wait to take her newly perfect eldest son out to show off, Father Ye came back wiping his mouth after breakfast, stopped his wife in time and took Ye Shuang into the study to continue the topic just now.
"Xiao Shuang, you said that gene carries genetic memory. Then do you know the specific changes in yourself?!" Flipping through a thick dictionary, Father Ye, who is a good teacher, began to think about how to effectively determine his daughter's current status. The degree of change? !
Dad Ye hasn't read many novels and film and television works on the Internet, so he doesn't know the general reaction of those adventure-type protagonists after encountering such things.
But from Papa Ye's point of view, even if he knew about it, he probably wouldn't take it seriously.
After encountering an unbelievable thing, he still kept it from his family, fearing that he would be pulled to become a guinea pig, so he hid it by himself, and then finally broke out when he was forced by the surrounding environment intolerable, and finally sang triumphantly all the way to create a beautiful career by the way Create a beautiful harem again? !
Don't be kidding, is the pie in the sky so easy to come across? ! Didn't any of the protagonists think that maybe their bodies would explode because they couldn't adapt to the sudden strengthening, or maybe the system that suddenly appeared was not the imaginary universal mentor but a conspirator who wanted to plot against you? !
Obviously in a weak position transformed by a high-level existence, only by accepting the favor of external forces can they change their appearance... How do the protagonists of these adventures feel at ease that the earth will revolve around themselves, and all the good things that suddenly appear will be taken for granted? To be digested by oneself without any adverse reactions? !
Father Ye's understanding of this unfamiliar field is still completely blank, and he has not been brainwashed by novels, movies and TV to think that after getting an adventure, he can rest assured and wait for the massacre.
In his view, no matter whether it is a good thing or a bad thing, the most important thing is to first determine the degree of change brought about by this change. You can't keep your eyes open, don't know anything, and just wait for fate.
"The main change is the strengthening of the body and brain, but the specific degree of strengthening is not very clear. Because this is a common level in the alien population in the genetic memory, there is no record of comparison with the earth." Ye Shuang also knew that this was his father. With good intentions and concerns, it is natural to take it very seriously: "There is no special function, and the optimal integration of intelligence and body will be carried out gradually according to the limit of the existing body... No side effects can be seen for the time being."
Papa Ye breathed a sigh of relief temporarily: "It's good that there are no side effects. But you still have to get familiar with your new body first... Uh, at least you can't accidentally break the chopsticks at home." It's okay to use chopsticks this time. When shaking hands with someone, I was so excited... Dad Ye didn't dare to continue imagining it.
Ye Shuang was on the verge of tears, the chopsticks were not careless, but mainly because Ye Xiaodi's mouth was too twitching...
"Well, let's test some mild ones first." Papa Ye decided to start with brain development first after thinking for a long time, so he handed out the dictionary in his hand: "No special powers?! Let's try memory and logical thinking. "
Memory... After Ye Shuang memorized the first ten pages in ten minutes, Dad Ye took the dictionary back with a dark face: "Okay, I understand!" Damn it! This world is so fucking unfair.
Papa Ye, who was rarely jealous of his own child, took a deep breath to calm down: "I'll get you some math test papers from our school!" This is a basic test of logical thinking ability.
"No, Dad!" Ye Shuang burst into tears in an instant: "You should give me some brain teasers or detective puzzles! I feel that my mind is very active now, but..." But she used to be good at mathematics. Flying at low altitude, all the theorems have been returned to the teacher after two years of work! !
"..." Father Ye, who had a deep understanding of his daughter's past level, was also strangely silent for a while.
No matter how strong the logical thinking ability is, it is not enough to deduce the laws of theories out of thin air. It is really unfair to ask my daughter to do math problems as the test standard when the foundation is not solid... "Then let's look at the physical condition."
So after Papa Ye gave the order, there was a deep palm print on the solid wood desk in the study, one of the anti-theft windows outside the window was broken, and the treadmill at home was broken when it was running at the maximum speed. , even the wall of the small bedroom has a hole...
The three members of the Ye family stood silently at the edge of the last wall hole for a while, watching the embarrassed handsome man Ye Shuang easily move a wardrobe weighing at least a few hundred catties to plug the hole...
"Old, old Ye?!" Mother Ye held her chest and couldn't accept it: "Why don't I take Shuangshuang to try a gym?!" So don't toss around at home, I really can't bear it, are you sure? … Good thing it’s not a load bearing wall.
Papa Ye seemed to have aged ten years in an instant, and waved his hands wearily: "Go, go, I... I'll think about it again."
The elder sister's force value has exploded, so it's swollen? !
Xiaodi Ye, who watched the whole process from the sidelines, had the urge to frantically scroll through the Internet to see if there were any unlucky children who were as cheap as himself and had a superman sister.
Think about the images of him getting so angry that his elder sister rushed over and knocked on him, and then put it into the concrete wall that Ye Shuang accidentally smashed through... Xiaodi Ye suddenly felt tired and felt that his future life was simply a darkness …
Mother Ye finally got permission to take Ye Shuang out. Before leaving, Father Ye, who was suddenly reacted, carefully warned: "Xiao Shuang, don't use your strength outside before you get used to it. You have to handle it with care, you know." Especially people, don't accidentally break it...
"..." She didn't touch the head office.
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Ye Shuang's current height is definitely the most outstanding one in the family.
After the initial transformation, everyone re-measured her. The change in appearance when she was a woman is temporarily unknown, and she will not be able to see it until three days later, but the posture when she is a man is absolutely nothing to say.
With a golden ratio of 184cm, nine heads and a body, wide shoulders and narrow waist with clear texture, coupled with handsome facial features, no matter how you stand, it will be a beautiful picture that can be directly posted on the poster.
Ye Shuang was wearing a skirt when she transformed the first night. Everyone was too shocked by the change, and the super aura of the model itself suppressed the situation, so no one cared about it. A little problem.
But when Ye Shuang changed his clothes the next day, the problem came out... The weak chicken father Ye and Ye Xiaodi generally lowered their "elder son" by at least a head, and their normal trousers immediately became a problem when worn on Ye Shuang. funny cropped pants.
Not to mention the tops, the two men's shoulders are not wide enough, so the proportion of their clothes is absolutely impossible to fit the current Ye Shuang.
Taking the loose T-shirt I used to wear as pajamas and home clothes in the closet, and putting on a pair of my brother's sweatpants, the sunny and handsome guy appeared in an instant, and finally solved the problem temporarily.
But this can only be regarded as temporary. In the future, Ye Shuang will need more replacement coats, and even re-buy underwear... Anyway, she must not wear a pair of strawberries and triangles under the suit and jeans! ! !
So in this way, it became imperative to go out to sweep the goods.
Mother Ye packed up and went out with her "eldest son". Although Ye Shuang's outfit was simple, she couldn't hold on to her foundation. As soon as she walked downstairs, she was approached by an enthusiastic aunt.
"Oh, this young man is so handsome, Sister Luo, is this your relative?!" Ye's mother's surname is Luo... Auntie's eyes are almost shining, it's rare to meet such a beautiful child, and she can't wait to dig out all the personal information immediately :"What is your name?"
Ye Shuang forgot about her transformation for a moment, and when she saw her mother's old partner, she opened her mouth and said, "My name is Ye Shuang." Who is this familiar aunt? ! Wait, no! She is a man now!
When Ye Shuang realized the problem with a stiff face, Ye Ma and Da Ma were also stunned.
Mother Ye pretended to be dead: "..."
Aunt hesitated: "... and your daughter's name?!"
Ye Shuang was embarrassed: "Hehe..."
Fortunately, just like other middle-aged and elderly people who don't like to read novels on the Internet, it is impossible for the inexperienced aunt to think that the two Ye Shuangs are actually one person.
But relying on the gossip experience of middle-aged and elderly women, this aunt's imagination is extremely rich in another aspect.
After recovering and noticing the clothes Ye Shuang was wearing now...the key is the T-shirt...the aunt's eyes instantly became connotative: "Hehe... Sister Luo, this is your son-in-law?!"
Facts tell us, never try to doubt any old woman's insight.
This kind of magical creature beyond common sense usually gathers in a terrifying organization called "Neighborhood Committee". It holds all kinds of detailed information that ordinary people can't imagine at all, and overlooks all living beings in the community from a superior position...
Including the dishes eaten on the table for three meals in each family, the test scores of each child in school, who even went to the Internet cafe secretly, and who made a girlfriend without their parents knowing... Every middle-aged and elderly woman Both are absolutely brilliant natural intelligence workers.
Ye Shuang had only worn this dress outside for less than three times, but she was recognized by the aunt the first time she changed into it.
As a result, some kind of association about adultery was emanated from the aunt's mind, and after Ye's mother's "son" left, it quickly spread to the aunts in the entire community at the speed of light...
"Do you know?! A very handsome boy came to the Ye family, and he was still wearing Xiaoshuang's clothes."
"Do you know?! There is a kid who has an unusual relationship with Xiaoshuang coming to the Ye family."
"Do you know?! The son-in-law of the Ye family is here."
"Do you know?! Ye Family's Xiaoshuang is pregnant..."
So, without Ye Shuang's knowledge, during the time when Ye Shuang took her to shop and buy clothes, she had successfully married him and had a child from a black family very quickly...