"After shopping for clothes in a while, Mom will take you to look for them to see which one is more authentic in handling false certificates."
Mother Ye held Ye Shuang's arm proudly as she walked down the commercial street, and the very first sentence she spoke terrified Ye Shuang.
"What?!" Ye Shuang couldn't believe what she heard.
"False certificate... don't tell me you haven't seen it?!" Ye Ma seemed quite surprised: "I remember that there are so many places next to the university town. When I went to your school before, I saw that there were even graduation certificates..."
Ye Shuang supported her head and was dizzy for a while: "... The question is, what am I doing for the certificate?"
"Stupid son." Ye Ma took over the new role quite quickly, as if she had really given birth to two sons in the first place. : "Did you forget that you are a black household like this now? Not only do you have to apply for a fake ID card, but you may also have to reapply for your original ID card. What if it becomes more beautiful than before?"
From childhood to adulthood, no matter whether the two Ye family siblings entered the kindergarten or the entrance examination, various procedures, certificates of household registration, and human relations, etc., were all handled by Ye Ma.
Being able to drag both children to college without letting Papa Ye take a little care in the middle is enough to prove Mama Ye's success.
Don't think that housewife is a profession without technical content. From childhood to adulthood, children have to help them compare and choose schools, clear up school registration, deal with teachers of all grades, and usually take care of various housework to take care of the three rice bugs at home who don't do any work...
How did the yellow-faced woman get here? ! That's how it came about.
Men are usually more likely to succeed in their careers, and their vision of the overall situation will be more precise. But when it comes to the wisdom in life, as well as taking care of the minutiae, it is obvious that women should be more tactful and thoughtful.
For example, during the period from Ye Shuang's sudden transformation to the present, Ye's father immediately thought of his daughter's future, and the advantages and disadvantages that the transformation might bring.
What Ye Ma thought of was how to better integrate her daughter's two identities into society and normal life.
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Facts have proved that a qualified housewife is not only careful and thoughtful when going through legal procedures, but also can do everything she wants when she wants to go through not-so-legal procedures...
"My son's ID card must be usable, queryable, and have file records... My mobile phone can be connected to the Internet. When I get the ID number later, we can book a ticket here on the spot. If we can't book a ticket, we won't say anything. !"
Mama Ye held the audience with the vigor of buying green onions at a vegetable market, and put forward her requirements carefully and comprehensively, and at the same time asked for a discount:
"In addition, there is a college diploma. I need 211. I will check it online. Don't just find a printing shop to fool us... By the way, I heard that you can get a household registration here?! Is it easy to get a driver's license?... Look at me I have taken care of so much of your business, did you give me a change? Cheaper, big brother!"
Ye Shuang stood by the side with an embarrassed expression on her face. Apart from supporting Ye Ma to perform the duties of the "man" town scene, she couldn't get involved in other things here.
The few men who were touched to the false certificate den looked at each other with mournful faces, almost driven crazy by Ye Ma.
They do academic qualifications, identity, graduation certificates, technical certificates, etc... Although they have received all kinds of customers, they have never encountered such a middle-aged professional housewife.
His bargaining skills have already reached the master level, and with the characteristics of a middle-aged woman who is wordy and likes to dig into details, he has successfully gained control in such an unfamiliar trading field.
This is not three yuan a catty of Chinese cabbage, please let me go, aunt!
After looking at each other, a skinny man who looked like a small person in charge came out, skipped over Ye Ma, who seemed difficult, and looked Ye Shuang up and down first: "Heihu?!"
"...I'm not a black household, I came to you to have fun?!" Ye Shuang was a little speechless.
Ye Ma still wanted to talk, but Ye Shuang quietly pulled her clothes off... Mainly because she didn't dare to pull her hand, she took it lightly... Looking at "son", Ye Ma thought about it and felt that it was a man's identity in this occasion It was easier to talk, so I simply stood aside and took charge of the formation.
The thin man was also speechless: "I mean, you look like this... You don't want to change your identity because you are wanted?" . Among other things, walking out with this face, and changing identities to beg a rich woman to take care of her is simply a hit and miss.
Ye Shuang didn't have as many associations as Shouzi, but she was also depressed by this guess: "Brother, you also said that my face is highly recognizable, if I really want to commit crimes, I have to have plastic surgery first?!... Don't guess, anyway, I won't make trouble for you."
"We're not afraid of trouble. Anyway, we'll be changing offices in a week. Even if you really show any tricks, you won't be able to get us out of it." The thin man didn't intend to ask more specific questions, at most it was just a casual warning.
After speaking, the thin man picked up a digital camera from the table and threw it to the companion next to him, pointing to a small door in the room: "Go inside to take a picture, get your ID card and wait for a week, if you want to check the number, you are welcome, I promise No mistake, our identities here are all bought by orphanages, mountainous areas, or accidental missing persons. Later, you fill out the form, what name you want to change, and your education background. If you choose from the list of partner schools, don’t even think about 211... By the way, there is absolutely no shortage of money.”
"We..." Ye Ma couldn't help the housewife instinctively wanted to interject again, but she was pulled off her clothes again.
"Okay, as long as your identity is real, you'll be fine." Ye Shuang is actually very lucky. Although there are many places to apply for a certificate, there are definitely not many who can do it professionally. She and Ye Ma are like blind cats and dead mice. Just caught a family.
Right now, as long as she solves the identity problem, other problems are not a problem. It's not a good way to shop around and let yourself choose slowly. After passing this village, there may be no such shop...
After everything was settled and she left her contact number, Mama Ye still felt a little distressed when she went out: "Tens of thousands of dollars, I saw that it only costs a hundred dollars in other places?!"
"...the quality is different, Mom." Ye Shuang couldn't laugh or cry, and explained patiently: "They said that this identity was bought, in other words, it really existed, and the files can be found all over the country. It's just It’s just that the owner didn’t log out after the disappearance or accident... Once this kind of identity is established, it’s no problem even if you use a passport to get married, and the higher the grade, the higher the price will naturally be.”
No matter how shrewd Ye Ma is, she is only an old generation after all, and there are many things that she still doesn't understand very well.
Ye Shuang had never experienced this kind of thing, but who needs to experience everything these days? ! As long as there is Sister Du, all information in the information age will not be a secret...
It was probably because the deal was done, and it was too aggrieved that such a handsome "son" couldn't go out casually, so Mother Ye accepted this reality after muttering a few words, reorganized her mood and prepared to go to the mall to buy clothes.
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There are two kinds of children in this world, one is the children of one's own family, and the other is the children of other people's families.
Let’s not talk about my own family, my own, and the pain, but it’s a pity that no matter how I teach them, I can’t teach them to be amazingly talented, with average looks, average grades, average personality, and average career...
On the contrary, the children of other people's families are all tall and tall, either they are praised by everyone, or they are the first in grades every year... Anyway, there will always be one or two bright spots that make everyone's envious eyes successfully focus on them.
Mama Ye belongs to the general public, so naturally it is impossible for a genetic mutation to give birth to any particularly beautiful or intelligent children. Although she has never meant to despise her own children, if one day the child suddenly grows a face for her, Mama Ye will of course be too. There is no denying that sense of accomplishment and pride.
Holding Ye Shuang's arm and going into the shopping mall, among other things, the feeling of the instant focus made Ye Ma feel very comfortable.
Since she was young, she has never experienced this kind of focus center experience, but she did not expect it to come true today... When she is in a good mood, Mama Ye is naturally very talkative. Get up: "Shuang, just pick what you like! How can a son as handsome as his mother not buy a few more good clothes to complement it!"
"..."
Ye Shuang instantly felt like she was adopted in the past twenty-four years...
A black thread was dragged into a certain brand-name counter by the mother, you don't need to look at the clothes to judge the consumption level, just look at the template of Ye Shuang's face, the shopping guide lady's eyes lit up and she greeted her, her voice was almost so sweet that she almost got tired of it: " Welcome, what kind of clothes do you want to see, sir?!"
"..." First, do you have two dozen little Nei Nei? !
Ye Shuang resisted the desire to complain, and was about to say something, when she got familiar with the girl's voice, she heard it from the side: "Aunt Luo?!"