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The more people talked, the more confused they became. Miao Kai's face was really very ugly. At first glance, it was clear that the old man was right!
"You... don't listen to the Mongolian doctor's nonsense. Can you believe what he says?"
The old poisonous man snorted coldly and glanced at him again, "Young man, since you are not convinced, I will explain my judgment to you."
"You are a person with strong desires. This can be seen from your tall nose. It is a good thing for a man to have a big nose. You are all experienced and you all know it without me explaining it in detail. I will not explain it. But your nose You are much taller than others, and your eyes are even black. If you say you didn't indulge in sex at night, I will knock you to death right here. You have peach blossom eyes. Men with eyes like this are passionate. It is a manifestation of desire. Fortunately, you are still dedicated and a soldier, otherwise your body would have collapsed. Do you often have backache now? This is an early sign of kidney failure. What they said is right, you need to exercise some control. , otherwise your wife will get sick."
Miao Kai looked complicated.
Really... This old man really has two skills. In the past few days, he has really been with his wife, and the one is a bit more.
When he woke up in the morning, his back was sore. He thought he had caught a cold due to the temperature drop.
So that's it.
"Thank you, doctor, I will pay attention." Miao Kai spoke with respect.
The old man looked confused, who would have thought he was so powerful.
The old poisonous man snorted. He had seen this kind of situation many times. Many people looked down on him at first, but later treated him with respect.
"Um, doctor, my wife is indeed not well. How can I take care of her?"
Hahaha!
Several other people laughed like fools.
"Miao Kai, you are such a person, I really can't tell."
"Third sister, are you really feeling uncomfortable?"
"Third Sister, you have such a good figure. She must be one and a half times heavier than Yan Dan. She can fit Yan Dan inside. Now you have caused something wrong with her?"
Miao Kai:…
Can these idiots wait until outsiders are around to say these things
Can you save some face for Yan Dan in front of him
He will never be ashamed to see Yan Dan again!
Yan Dan finally figured it out.
The old poisoner had it all right.
Miao Kai stayed up late to indulge in sexual activities, which weighed down the third sister's body!
The energy he had in scolding rats and fighting cocks earlier was gone, and now he was like a drowned rat, not daring to raise his head.
The old poisonous man snorted and said, "When you leave later, you and Ergou will get some medicine for her. Remember, you must exercise moderation in the future."
Miao Kai nodded repeatedly.
"And you!" Old Poison pointed at Feng Dong!
Everyone stared at Feng Dong in shock.
"Brother-in-law Feng, are you the one who also stays up late?"
"I can't tell that Brother-in-law Feng is that kind of person!"
"It refreshes my world view. Brother-in-law Feng, such a cold person, actually..."
Feng Dong was anxious and quickly explained, "The doctor didn't say anything, so you just made up your own mind. Do you really think that Miao Kai and I have the same virtues?"
He always spoke with dignity, and a few people believed him.
"Then what's going on? Why did the doctor say you also have a problem?"
Who knows
But Feng Dong can be sure that he is definitely not staying up late to indulge in sexual pleasure.
The old poisonous man opened his mouth when he saw that everyone had already guessed.
"Yes, his problem is not indulgence, but too little desire. Men are yang and women are yin. They pay attention to the balance of yin and yang. If you marry a wife, you don't need to use it as a decoration? Have you and your wife not slept together for a year?"
What the hell
How many people's eyes are about to pop out