The northern border of Qingzhou is Chihe River, which is the second largest river in Kyushu in the Central Plains. Even at its narrowest point, it is two or three miles wide. The widest place is said to be almost five miles. Some people say that the Chihe River is bottomless and there is a dragon palace at the bottom of the river.
"I am a fair and honest river god. Don't worry, as long as I am here, I guarantee that Chihe will not harm you. You should take all your things back and don't throw them into the river again. You don't know, these Pigs and sheep were drowned in the river, it was very smelly.”
Du Shouxiao slowly sank into the Red River amidst cheers and thanksgiving. As he dived, his face was filled with a satisfied smile. When he entered the river below the waist, the water began to bubble, which further confirmed the monkey's guess...
He felt that it was almost done, and he would have to reveal his secrets. After coughing a few times, he said: "I will always watch you here. Firstly, I will protect the people on both sides of the Red River. Secondly, I will supervise you and watch." See if you all do good deeds and do good deeds. If anyone does evil, I will give him a good reward. If you are a bad person, hum... I will let him die without a burial!"
Lao Chen's family was assigned to a coolie camp on the edge of the Red River. The main job of the coolies here was to inspect and repair the embankment day after day, year after year. Lao Chen's Tongxiang told him that his family was in the Motai River coolie camp. Motai River was not a river, but a town. There are 5,000 garrison troops and 18,000 coolies in this town.
Du Shoushou coughed a few times: "I am the River God, I don't want to lose face."
He pulled An Zheng over and expressed his thoughts while laughing. After hearing this, An Zheng couldn't help but sigh: "You don't look like it either. How can there be a river god as fat as you!"
He felt that it was almost done, and he would have to reveal his secrets. After coughing a few times, he said: "I will always watch you here. Firstly, I will protect the people on both sides of the Red River. Secondly, I will supervise you and watch." See if you all do good deeds and do good deeds. If anyone does evil, I will give him a good reward. If you are a bad person, hum... I will let him die without a burial!"
Du Shaoshou: "I don't care, I want to be the river god."
The common people all knelt down when they heard this voice. The scene was quite spectacular.
He said it seriously.
"If I were the river god, I would be angry."
In addition to inspecting the embankment, coolies also need to reclaim wasteland and grow food. A large amount of food is transported to Qingzhou City every year. Coolies were craftsmen, farmers, and auxiliary soldiers. If there is any conflict with Youzhou, they will be the first ones to rush forward.
"I am a fair and honest river god. Don't worry, as long as I am here, I guarantee that Chihe will not harm you. You should take all your things back and don't throw them into the river again. You don't know, these Pigs and sheep were drowned in the river, it was very smelly.”
After he finished speaking, he began to sink, and waves formed on the water again.
The three of them waited for a while but did not see Du Shoushou come back, and An Zheng's face looked a little strange. He stood up and took a look, and found that at the place where Du Shaoshou sank, deep in the river, there seemed to be a huge black shadow flashing away.
"not good."
Chen Shaobai sat down on the ground laughing so hard that he almost stopped laughing. The monkey looked at An Zheng and said, "Okay, okay, give him some face. After all, he is doing a good deed. So many things are poured into the river, and I feel sad when I see them. It is only proper for the people to take everything back." , I hope that after this incident, there will no longer be such a custom.”
He said it seriously.
"I still feel like it was a waste."
There are quite a lot of people in Motaihe Town, tens of thousands of them. Some are family members of the garrison and some are local people.
The monkey shouted like a heckler.
At this moment, a group of wild geese flew back from the south in the sky, sometimes forming a single character, and sometimes forming a personal character. An Zheng pointed his finger, and the smoke on Du Shou's butt became thicker. With one wave, it forms the character "Stupid", with the other wave it forms the character "Feng"...
Just when people were about to throw the sacrifices into the Red River and everyone knelt down to pray for good weather this year, a huge whirlpool suddenly appeared in the river. Immediately afterwards, the water in the river began to bubble as if it were boiling. Soon, a fat river god with a helmet and armor and a trident slowly rose from the water. An Zheng snapped his fingers in the crowd, and the power of Yuan Lei appeared behind Du Shou Slim, circling like a long dragon.
I felt a little bit stupid when I said this, so I sorted out my words and continued: "I am the river god of the Red River. I feel your wishes, so I came out to see you. There is nothing else, I just want to tell you , I don’t need these things. You can take them back, cows, sheep, pigs, etc.”
The three of them waited for a while but did not see Du Shoushou come back, and An Zheng's face looked a little strange. He stood up and took a look, and found that at the place where Du Shaoshou sank, deep in the river, there seemed to be a huge black shadow flashing away.
"not good."
"I am a fair and honest river god. Don't worry, as long as I am here, I guarantee that Chihe will not harm you. You should take all your things back and don't throw them into the river again. You don't know, these Pigs and sheep were drowned in the river, it was very smelly.”
Du Shaoshou coughed a few times: "Ahem... Well, everyone, please pay attention..."
When An Zheng and the others arrived, they happened to catch up with the annual worship of the river god.
"You see, the water comes out as splashes, which are sprayed outside the water. When it enters the water, it bubbles..."
After he finished speaking, he began to sink, and waves formed on the water again.
An old man knelt there and shouted: "River God, this is our little wish."
"You see, the water comes out as splashes, which are sprayed outside the water. When it enters the water, it bubbles..."
The three of them waited for a while but did not see Du Shoushou come back, and An Zheng's face looked a little strange. He stood up and took a look, and found that at the place where Du Shaoshou sank, deep in the river, there seemed to be a huge black shadow flashing away.
Du Shaoshou coughed a few times: "Ahem... Well, everyone, please pay attention..."
The monkey shouted like a heckler.
Du Shaoshou waved his hand to disperse the smoke around him, feeling that his butt might be black. But at such a serious time, he still had to endure it.
The common people rely on the mountains and rivers to eat and drink, and the people along the Chihe River rely on this river to live their lives. The people here all have good water skills, and even children as young as six or seven can take a dip in the river. Worshiping the river god is a big event for the people in this area, so even the people in the coolie camp followed suit. Instead of working in the fields, they could watch the ceremony of worshiping the river god on the river embankment under the guard of the garrison.
Lao Chen's family was assigned to a coolie camp on the edge of the Red River. The main job of the coolies here was to inspect and repair the embankment day after day, year after year. Lao Chen's Tongxiang told him that his family was in the Motai River coolie camp. Motai River was not a river, but a town. There are 5,000 garrison troops and 18,000 coolies in this town.
Du Shaoshou waved his hand to disperse the smoke around him, feeling that his butt might be black. But at such a serious time, he still had to endure it.
An Zheng squinted his eyes: "I see lust in your eyes."
For the coolies, this is a rare day of leisure. Even if they are standing there stupidly watching the dragon and lion dance in the distance, watching the cattle, mutton and pork that they cannot eat all year round, going to Chihe River one by one. Pour inside.
Chen Shaobai couldn't help but admire: "Don't tell me, this hand is quite beautiful. How did he manage to disperse the waves evenly?"
"You all remember, not only today, but also every year in the future, you are not allowed to send me these things. The reason why I came out this time is because I was not the river god here last year. The previous river god was embezzled because of corruption. Corruption has been dealt with and his head has been chopped off. Think about it, if I take your things, won’t it harm me? Don’t worry, as long as I don’t take your things, I will continue to be a river in Chihe. God will always bless you.”
"You all remember, not only today, but also every year in the future, you are not allowed to send me these things. The reason why I came out this time is because I was not the river god here last year. The previous river god was embezzled because of corruption. Corruption has been dealt with and his head has been chopped off. Think about it, if I take your things, won’t it harm me? Don’t worry, as long as I don’t take your things, I will continue to be a river in Chihe. God will always bless you.”
"River God, why are you smoking?!"
Du Shoshou suddenly laughed: "An Zheng, I have an idea."
"Master River God, I hope the Red River will be calm this year and we can catch more fish."
Lao Chen asked An Zheng and the others to find a place to rest, and went out to inquire alone. He was originally from Qingzhou and his accent was still there, so he would not attract attention. On the other hand, An Zheng and the others could tell that they were coming from far away when they opened their mouths.
Lao Chen's family was assigned to a coolie camp on the edge of the Red River. The main job of the coolies here was to inspect and repair the embankment day after day, year after year. Lao Chen's Tongxiang told him that his family was in the Motai River coolie camp. Motai River was not a river, but a town. There are 5,000 garrison troops and 18,000 coolies in this town.
"I am a fair and honest river god. Don't worry, as long as I am here, I guarantee that Chihe will not harm you. You should take all your things back and don't throw them into the river again. You don't know, these Pigs and sheep were drowned in the river, it was very smelly.”
The northern border of Qingzhou is Chihe River, which is the second largest river in Kyushu in the Central Plains. Even at its narrowest point, it is two or three miles wide. The widest place is said to be almost five miles. Some people say that the Chihe River is bottomless and there is a dragon palace at the bottom of the river.
The common people all knelt down when they heard this voice. The scene was quite spectacular.
An Zheng thought about it and realized it was indeed possible.
"We are willing to dedicate it to you."
Monkey: "It's so bloody shit."
A group of common people kowtowed there, and for a while there were sounds of thanksgiving and heads banging on the ground. Even among the coolies who lined up on the river bottom to watch the ceremony in the distance, many of them knelt down. Du Shoushou was satisfied and stood on the river and waved his hands: "Okay, okay, let's all disperse. Go and do what you have to do. If you want to be rich, you have to work hard. We don't engage in these feudal superstitions. You see I am a river god, and I take the lead in breaking down feudal superstitions!”
Du Shoshou squatted on the river embankment, watching the people happily transporting carts of pigs, sheep, cattle, chickens, ducks and other things, and then driving them into the river.
The common people all knelt down when they heard this voice. The scene was quite spectacular.
Du Shoushou curled his lips: "Who likes to eat raw food... To be honest, looking at the lives of the people in Qingzhou, I am afraid that ordinary people are not willing to kill pigs to eat them all year round. Pour them into the river... I tell you , If the river god really doesn’t make trouble after pouring these things, he will definitely die.”
"If I were the river god, I would be angry."
Du Shoshou suddenly laughed: "An Zheng, I have an idea."
Du Shoushou curled his lips: "Who likes to eat raw food... To be honest, looking at the lives of the people in Qingzhou, I am afraid that ordinary people are not willing to kill pigs to eat them all year round. Pour them into the river... I tell you , If the river god really doesn’t make trouble after pouring these things, he will definitely die.”
Du Shoshou squatted on the river embankment, watching the people happily transporting carts of pigs, sheep, cattle, chickens, ducks and other things, and then driving them into the river.
After he finished speaking, he began to sink, and waves formed on the water again.
Du Shoushou curled his lips: "Who likes to eat raw food... To be honest, looking at the lives of the people in Qingzhou, I am afraid that ordinary people are not willing to kill pigs to eat them all year round. Pour them into the river... I tell you , If the river god really doesn’t make trouble after pouring these things, he will definitely die.”
After he finished speaking, he began to sink, and waves formed on the water again.
Chen Shaobai sat down on the ground laughing so hard that he almost stopped laughing. The monkey looked at An Zheng and said, "Okay, okay, give him some face. After all, he is doing a good deed. So many things are poured into the river, and I feel sad when I see them. It is only proper for the people to take everything back." , I hope that after this incident, there will no longer be such a custom.”
Du Shaoshou: "Bah, really, very serious."
Chen Shaobai glared at him: "As long as you talk about virtue, these people will look to Chihe for food and livelihood. This can be regarded as a kind of sustenance. If you pay homage, they will have psychological comfort."
He pulled An Zheng over and expressed his thoughts while laughing. After hearing this, An Zheng couldn't help but sigh: "You don't look like it either. How can there be a river god as fat as you!"
The northern border of Qingzhou is Chihe River, which is the second largest river in Kyushu in the Central Plains. Even at its narrowest point, it is two or three miles wide. The widest place is said to be almost five miles. Some people say that the Chihe River is bottomless and there is a dragon palace at the bottom of the river.
Du Shaoshou: "Bah, really, very serious."
"I still feel like it was a waste."
Chen Shaobai glared at him: "As long as you talk about virtue, these people will look to Chihe for food and livelihood. This can be regarded as a kind of sustenance. If you pay homage, they will have psychological comfort."
Someone shouted like a cry: "Master River God, do you think what we donated is not enough?"
Monkey: "It's so bloody shit."
Du Shoshou suddenly laughed: "An Zheng, I have an idea."
"You all remember, not only today, but also every year in the future, you are not allowed to send me these things. The reason why I came out this time is because I was not the river god here last year. The previous river god was embezzled because of corruption. Corruption has been dealt with and his head has been chopped off. Think about it, if I take your things, won’t it harm me? Don’t worry, as long as I don’t take your things, I will continue to be a river in Chihe. God will always bless you.”
I felt a little bit stupid when I said this, so I sorted out my words and continued: "I am the river god of the Red River. I feel your wishes, so I came out to see you. There is nothing else, I just want to tell you , I don’t need these things. You can take them back, cows, sheep, pigs, etc.”
An old man knelt there and shouted: "River God, this is our little wish."
Du Shouxiao glared: "Are you disobedient? That's fine. I'll take the things. When I turn around, I'll wash them all back for you. I'll see if your house and farmland are flooded. Do you feel sorry for me?" ”
"Look, the river god is smoking!"
Lao Chen asked An Zheng and the others to find a place to rest, and went out to inquire alone. He was originally from Qingzhou and his accent was still there, so he would not attract attention. On the other hand, An Zheng and the others could tell that they were coming from far away when they opened their mouths.
An Zheng squinted his eyes: "I see lust in your eyes."
Chen Shaobai glared at him: "As long as you talk about virtue, these people will look to Chihe for food and livelihood. This can be regarded as a kind of sustenance. If you pay homage, they will have psychological comfort."
There are quite a lot of people in Motaihe Town, tens of thousands of them. Some are family members of the garrison and some are local people.
There are quite a lot of people in Motaihe Town, tens of thousands of them. Some are family members of the garrison and some are local people.
"River God, why are you smoking?!"
The common people rely on the mountains and rivers to eat and drink, and the people along the Chihe River rely on this river to live their lives. The people here all have good water skills, and even children as young as six or seven can take a dip in the river. Worshiping the river god is a big event for the people in this area, so even the people in the coolie camp followed suit. Instead of working in the fields, they could watch the ceremony of worshiping the river god on the river embankment under the guard of the garrison.
Du Shaoshou: "Bah, really, very serious."
Monkey: "It's so bloody shit."
"River God, why are you smoking?!"
He felt that it was almost done, and he would have to reveal his secrets. After coughing a few times, he said: "I will always watch you here. Firstly, I will protect the people on both sides of the Red River. Secondly, I will supervise you and watch." See if you all do good deeds and do good deeds. If anyone does evil, I will give him a good reward. If you are a bad person, hum... I will let him die without a burial!"
"Look, the river god is smoking!"
Lao Chen asked An Zheng and the others to find a place to rest, and went out to inquire alone. He was originally from Qingzhou and his accent was still there, so he would not attract attention. On the other hand, An Zheng and the others could tell that they were coming from far away when they opened their mouths.
Du Shouxiao slowly sank into the Red River amidst cheers and thanksgiving. As he dived, his face was filled with a satisfied smile. When he entered the river below the waist, the water began to bubble, which further confirmed the monkey's guess...
The three of them waited for a while but did not see Du Shoushou come back, and An Zheng's face looked a little strange. He stood up and took a look, and found that at the place where Du Shaoshou sank, deep in the river, there seemed to be a huge black shadow flashing away.
"If Du Shaoshou knew what you said, he would drown you in the water."
He pulled An Zheng over and expressed his thoughts while laughing. After hearing this, An Zheng couldn't help but sigh: "You don't look like it either. How can there be a river god as fat as you!"
Someone shouted like a cry: "Master River God, do you think what we donated is not enough?"
Someone shouted like a cry: "Master River God, do you think what we donated is not enough?"
Chen Shaobai glared at him: "As long as you talk about virtue, these people will look to Chihe for food and livelihood. This can be regarded as a kind of sustenance. If you pay homage, they will have psychological comfort."
Du Shouxiao glared: "Are you disobedient? That's fine. I'll take the things. When I turn around, I'll wash them all back for you. I'll see if your house and farmland are flooded. Do you feel sorry for me?" ”
"We are willing to dedicate it to you."
Du Shaoshou: "I don't care, I want to be the river god."
"That's right. We are willing to contribute more. We just ask the River God to bless us."
The northern border of Qingzhou is Chihe River, which is the second largest river in Kyushu in the Central Plains. Even at its narrowest point, it is two or three miles wide. The widest place is said to be almost five miles. Some people say that the Chihe River is bottomless and there is a dragon palace at the bottom of the river.
After he finished speaking, he began to sink, and waves formed on the water again.
The common people rely on the mountains and rivers to eat and drink, and the people along the Chihe River rely on this river to live their lives. The people here all have good water skills, and even children as young as six or seven can take a dip in the river. Worshiping the river god is a big event for the people in this area, so even the people in the coolie camp followed suit. Instead of working in the fields, they could watch the ceremony of worshiping the river god on the river embankment under the guard of the garrison.
Du Shouxiao slowly sank into the Red River amidst cheers and thanksgiving. As he dived, his face was filled with a satisfied smile. When he entered the river below the waist, the water began to bubble, which further confirmed the monkey's guess...
The three of them were chatting and laughing as they returned to the high point of the river embankment, squatting there and waiting for Du Shaoshou to come back. The common people were reluctant to leave for a long time, and most of them still knelt there to express their gratitude. No one doubted that Du Shaoshou was a fake river god, after all, the purple lightning dragon looked so lifelike. In this scene, the props are much more realistic than the actors.
"I am a fair and honest river god. Don't worry, as long as I am here, I guarantee that Chihe will not harm you. You should take all your things back and don't throw them into the river again. You don't know, these Pigs and sheep were drowned in the river, it was very smelly.”
He pulled out a set of armor and put it on, holding the Trident of the Sea Emperor in his hand: "Look, don't I look like the River God?"
Du Shouxiao glared: "Are you disobedient? That's fine. I'll take the things. When I turn around, I'll wash them all back for you. I'll see if your house and farmland are flooded. Do you feel sorry for me?" ”
He pulled An Zheng over and expressed his thoughts while laughing. After hearing this, An Zheng couldn't help but sigh: "You don't look like it either. How can there be a river god as fat as you!"
Monkey: "It's so bloody shit."
There are quite a lot of people in Motaihe Town, tens of thousands of them. Some are family members of the garrison and some are local people.
At this moment, a group of wild geese flew back from the south in the sky, sometimes forming a single character, and sometimes forming a personal character. An Zheng pointed his finger, and the smoke on Du Shou's butt became thicker. With one wave, it forms the character "Stupid", with the other wave it forms the character "Feng"...
After saying that, he took advantage of the crowd's attention and plunged into the Red River. An Zheng had no choice but to think that Quan should relax. He teleported to the river. Anyway, there were people everywhere, and no one noticed how he got there.
"River God, why are you smoking?!"
After saying that, he took advantage of the crowd's attention and plunged into the Red River. An Zheng had no choice but to think that Quan should relax. He teleported to the river. Anyway, there were people everywhere, and no one noticed how he got there.
"I am a fair and honest river god. Don't worry, as long as I am here, I guarantee that Chihe will not harm you. You should take all your things back and don't throw them into the river again. You don't know, these Pigs and sheep were drowned in the river, it was very smelly.”
When An Zheng and the others arrived, they happened to catch up with the annual worship of the river god.
He said it seriously.
"Look, the river god appears!"
A group of people were shouting in unison, and Du Shoushou waved his hand: "Listen to me, I will accept what you want, but you people who are usually reluctant to eat give me the food, and I will accept it." Shame on you. I am an upright river god. What is called corruption? You can take everything back and keep it for yourself. Besides, I am a river god. I eat fish. Yes, don’t eat those things.”
Just when people were about to throw the sacrifices into the Red River and everyone knelt down to pray for good weather this year, a huge whirlpool suddenly appeared in the river. Immediately afterwards, the water in the river began to bubble as if it were boiling. Soon, a fat river god with a helmet and armor and a trident slowly rose from the water. An Zheng snapped his fingers in the crowd, and the power of Yuan Lei appeared behind Du Shou Slim, circling like a long dragon.
Du Shaoshou: "Bah, really, very serious."
Chen Shaobai couldn't help but admire: "Don't tell me, this hand is quite beautiful. How did he manage to disperse the waves evenly?"
Du Shouxiao slowly sank into the Red River amidst cheers and thanksgiving. As he dived, his face was filled with a satisfied smile. When he entered the river below the waist, the water began to bubble, which further confirmed the monkey's guess...
"If I were the river god, I would be angry."
Monkey: "It's so bloody shit."
An old man knelt there and shouted: "River God, this is our little wish."
"Look, the river god appears!"
"Look, the river god appears!"
Du Shaoshou waved his hand to disperse the smoke around him, feeling that his butt might be black. But at such a serious time, he still had to endure it.
"If Du Shaoshou knew what you said, he would drown you in the water."
"River God, why are you smoking?!"
An Zheng let out a low cry and teleported towards the river.
An old man knelt there and shouted: "River God, this is our little wish."
Chen Shaobai shouted in the crowd, then bowed his head and knelt down: "Worship the River God!"
Lao Chen asked An Zheng and the others to find a place to rest, and went out to inquire alone. He was originally from Qingzhou and his accent was still there, so he would not attract attention. On the other hand, An Zheng and the others could tell that they were coming from far away when they opened their mouths.
The monkey shouted like a heckler.
The common people all knelt down when they heard this voice. The scene was quite spectacular.
Lao Chen asked An Zheng and the others to find a place to rest, and went out to inquire alone. He was originally from Qingzhou and his accent was still there, so he would not attract attention. On the other hand, An Zheng and the others could tell that they were coming from far away when they opened their mouths.
"Look, the river god appears!"
"Look, the river god is smoking!"
Du Shaoshou: "I don't care, I want to be the river god."
"We are willing to dedicate it to you."
Chen Shaobai sat down on the ground laughing so hard that he almost stopped laughing. The monkey looked at An Zheng and said, "Okay, okay, give him some face. After all, he is doing a good deed. So many things are poured into the river, and I feel sad when I see them. It is only proper for the people to take everything back." , I hope that after this incident, there will no longer be such a custom.”
Chen Shaobai squatted next to An Zheng and smiled so hard that the corners of his mouth almost split: "Give him a burst of electricity and make smoke come out of his butt."
The three of them waited for a while but did not see Du Shoushou come back, and An Zheng's face looked a little strange. He stood up and took a look, and found that at the place where Du Shaoshou sank, deep in the river, there seemed to be a huge black shadow flashing away.
Du Shaoshou coughed a few times: "Ahem... Well, everyone, please pay attention..."
An Zheng burst out laughing and snapped his fingers. Du Shaoshou was making an impassioned speech when suddenly there was an impact of purple electricity on the back of his butt, and then a puff of green smoke came out.
An Zheng let out a low cry and teleported towards the river.
Chen Shaobai sat down on the ground laughing so hard that he almost stopped laughing. The monkey looked at An Zheng and said, "Okay, okay, give him some face. After all, he is doing a good deed. So many things are poured into the river, and I feel sad when I see them. It is only proper for the people to take everything back." , I hope that after this incident, there will no longer be such a custom.”
An old man knelt there and shouted: "River God, this is our little wish."
The monkey shouted like a heckler.
I felt a little bit stupid when I said this, so I sorted out my words and continued: "I am the river god of the Red River. I feel your wishes, so I came out to see you. There is nothing else, I just want to tell you , I don’t need these things. You can take them back, cows, sheep, pigs, etc.”
An Zheng thought about it and realized it was indeed possible.
He felt that it was almost done, and he would have to reveal his secrets. After coughing a few times, he said: "I will always watch you here. Firstly, I will protect the people on both sides of the Red River. Secondly, I will supervise you and watch." See if you all do good deeds and do good deeds. If anyone does evil, I will give him a good reward. If you are a bad person, hum... I will let him die without a burial!"
An old man knelt there and shouted: "River God, this is our little wish."
An old man knelt there and shouted: "River God, this is our little wish."
"That's right, it's our thoughts."
A group of common people kowtowed there, and for a while there were sounds of thanksgiving and heads banging on the ground. Even among the coolies who lined up on the river bottom to watch the ceremony in the distance, many of them knelt down. Du Shoushou was satisfied and stood on the river and waved his hands: "Okay, okay, let's all disperse. Go and do what you have to do. If you want to be rich, you have to work hard. We don't engage in these feudal superstitions. You see I am a river god, and I take the lead in breaking down feudal superstitions!”
The monkey shouted like a heckler.
Chen Shaobai squatted next to An Zheng and smiled so hard that the corners of his mouth almost split: "Give him a burst of electricity and make smoke come out of his butt."
Someone shouted like a cry: "Master River God, do you think what we donated is not enough?"
The northern border of Qingzhou is Chihe River, which is the second largest river in Kyushu in the Central Plains. Even at its narrowest point, it is two or three miles wide. The widest place is said to be almost five miles. Some people say that the Chihe River is bottomless and there is a dragon palace at the bottom of the river.
A group of people were shouting in unison, and Du Shoushou waved his hand: "Listen to me, I will accept what you want, but you people who are usually reluctant to eat give me the food, and I will accept it." Shame on you. I am an upright river god. What is called corruption? You can take everything back and keep it for yourself. Besides, I am a river god. I eat fish. Yes, don’t eat those things.”
When An Zheng and the others arrived, they happened to catch up with the annual worship of the river god.
Du Shoshou suddenly laughed: "An Zheng, I have an idea."
In addition to inspecting the embankment, coolies also need to reclaim wasteland and grow food. A large amount of food is transported to Qingzhou City every year. Coolies were craftsmen, farmers, and auxiliary soldiers. If there is any conflict with Youzhou, they will be the first ones to rush forward.
There are quite a lot of people in Motaihe Town, tens of thousands of them. Some are family members of the garrison and some are local people.
Du Shoushou smiled awkwardly: "I'm so angry with you! I'm telling you, if you don't take everything back, let alone the smoke coming from your butt, my whole body will be smoking."
"That's right. We are willing to contribute more. We just ask the River God to bless us."
After he finished speaking, he began to sink, and waves formed on the water again.
After saying that, he took advantage of the crowd's attention and plunged into the Red River. An Zheng had no choice but to think that Quan should relax. He teleported to the river. Anyway, there were people everywhere, and no one noticed how he got there.
Monkey: "It's so bloody shit."
Du Shoshou suddenly laughed: "An Zheng, I have an idea."
The common people rely on the mountains and rivers to eat and drink, and the people along the Chihe River rely on this river to live their lives. The people here all have good water skills, and even children as young as six or seven can take a dip in the river. Worshiping the river god is a big event for the people in this area, so even the people in the coolie camp followed suit. Instead of working in the fields, they could watch the ceremony of worshiping the river god on the river embankment under the guard of the garrison.
"I am a fair and honest river god. Don't worry, as long as I am here, I guarantee that Chihe will not harm you. You should take all your things back and don't throw them into the river again. You don't know, these Pigs and sheep were drowned in the river, it was very smelly.”
Chen Shaobai couldn't help but admire: "Don't tell me, this hand is quite beautiful. How did he manage to disperse the waves evenly?"
"Master River God, I hope the Red River will be calm this year and we can catch more fish."
Chen Shaobai shouted at the top of his lungs, and the monkey laughed so hard that he couldn't get up from his squatting position.
"Look, the river god is smoking!"
"You all remember, not only today, but also every year in the future, you are not allowed to send me these things. The reason why I came out this time is because I was not the river god here last year. The previous river god was embezzled because of corruption. Corruption has been dealt with and his head has been chopped off. Think about it, if I take your things, won’t it harm me? Don’t worry, as long as I don’t take your things, I will continue to be a river in Chihe. God will always bless you.”
The three of them were chatting and laughing as they returned to the high point of the river embankment, squatting there and waiting for Du Shaoshou to come back. The common people were reluctant to leave for a long time, and most of them still knelt there to express their gratitude. No one doubted that Du Shaoshou was a fake river god, after all, the purple lightning dragon looked so lifelike. In this scene, the props are much more realistic than the actors.
Du Shoshou squatted on the river embankment, watching the people happily transporting carts of pigs, sheep, cattle, chickens, ducks and other things, and then driving them into the river.
"You see, the water comes out as splashes, which are sprayed outside the water. When it enters the water, it bubbles..."
He pulled out a set of armor and put it on, holding the Trident of the Sea Emperor in his hand: "Look, don't I look like the River God?"
Du Shouxiao glared: "Are you disobedient? That's fine. I'll take the things. When I turn around, I'll wash them all back for you. I'll see if your house and farmland are flooded. Do you feel sorry for me?" ”
A group of people were shouting in unison, and Du Shoushou waved his hand: "Listen to me, I will accept what you want, but you people who are usually reluctant to eat give me the food, and I will accept it." Shame on you. I am an upright river god. What is called corruption? You can take everything back and keep it for yourself. Besides, I am a river god. I eat fish. Yes, don’t eat those things.”
Lao Chen asked An Zheng and the others to find a place to rest, and went out to inquire alone. He was originally from Qingzhou and his accent was still there, so he would not attract attention. On the other hand, An Zheng and the others could tell that they were coming from far away when they opened their mouths.
Chen Shaobai couldn't help but admire: "Don't tell me, this hand is quite beautiful. How did he manage to disperse the waves evenly?"
"You see, the water comes out as splashes, which are sprayed outside the water. When it enters the water, it bubbles..."
He said it seriously.
"Look, the river god appears!"
For the coolies, this is a rare day of leisure. Even if they are standing there stupidly watching the dragon and lion dance in the distance, watching the cattle, mutton and pork that they cannot eat all year round, going to Chihe River one by one. Pour inside.
Just when people were about to throw the sacrifices into the Red River and everyone knelt down to pray for good weather this year, a huge whirlpool suddenly appeared in the river. Immediately afterwards, the water in the river began to bubble as if it were boiling. Soon, a fat river god with a helmet and armor and a trident slowly rose from the water. An Zheng snapped his fingers in the crowd, and the power of Yuan Lei appeared behind Du Shou Slim, circling like a long dragon.
"I still feel like it was a waste."
"I am a fair and honest river god. Don't worry, as long as I am here, I guarantee that Chihe will not harm you. You should take all your things back and don't throw them into the river again. You don't know, these Pigs and sheep were drowned in the river, it was very smelly.”
He felt that it was almost done, and he would have to reveal his secrets. After coughing a few times, he said: "I will always watch you here. Firstly, I will protect the people on both sides of the Red River. Secondly, I will supervise you and watch." See if you all do good deeds and do good deeds. If anyone does evil, I will give him a good reward. If you are a bad person, hum... I will let him die without a burial!"
"That's right, it's our thoughts."
A group of people were shouting in unison, and Du Shoushou waved his hand: "Listen to me, I will accept what you want, but you people who are usually reluctant to eat give me the food, and I will accept it." Shame on you. I am an upright river god. What is called corruption? You can take everything back and keep it for yourself. Besides, I am a river god. I eat fish. Yes, don’t eat those things.”
The monkey shouted like a heckler.
Du Shouxiao glared: "Are you disobedient? That's fine. I'll take the things. When I turn around, I'll wash them all back for you. I'll see if your house and farmland are flooded. Do you feel sorry for me?" ”
"If I were the river god, I would be angry."
An old man knelt there and shouted: "River God, this is our little wish."
Du Shoushou smiled awkwardly: "I'm so angry with you! I'm telling you, if you don't take everything back, let alone the smoke coming from your butt, my whole body will be smoking."
After saying that, he took advantage of the crowd's attention and plunged into the Red River. An Zheng had no choice but to think that Quan should relax. He teleported to the river. Anyway, there were people everywhere, and no one noticed how he got there.
Just when people were about to throw the sacrifices into the Red River and everyone knelt down to pray for good weather this year, a huge whirlpool suddenly appeared in the river. Immediately afterwards, the water in the river began to bubble as if it were boiling. Soon, a fat river god with a helmet and armor and a trident slowly rose from the water. An Zheng snapped his fingers in the crowd, and the power of Yuan Lei appeared behind Du Shou Slim, circling like a long dragon.
The common people all knelt down when they heard this voice. The scene was quite spectacular.
"That's right, it's our thoughts."
Du Shaoshou: "I don't care, I want to be the river god."
Monkey: "It's so bloody shit."
"We are willing to dedicate it to you."
An Zheng thought about it and realized it was indeed possible.
Chen Shaobai sat down on the ground laughing so hard that he almost stopped laughing. The monkey looked at An Zheng and said, "Okay, okay, give him some face. After all, he is doing a good deed. So many things are poured into the river, and I feel sad when I see them. It is only proper for the people to take everything back." , I hope that after this incident, there will no longer be such a custom.”
Du Shouxiao glared: "Are you disobedient? That's fine. I'll take the things. When I turn around, I'll wash them all back for you. I'll see if your house and farmland are flooded. Do you feel sorry for me?" ”
The common people rely on the mountains and rivers to eat and drink, and the people along the Chihe River rely on this river to live their lives. The people here all have good water skills, and even children as young as six or seven can take a dip in the river. Worshiping the river god is a big event for the people in this area, so even the people in the coolie camp followed suit. Instead of working in the fields, they could watch the ceremony of worshiping the river god on the river embankment under the guard of the garrison.
An Zheng thought about it and realized it was indeed possible.
After he finished speaking, he began to sink, and waves formed on the water again.
At this moment, a group of wild geese flew back from the south in the sky, sometimes forming a single character, and sometimes forming a personal character. An Zheng pointed his finger, and the smoke on Du Shou's butt became thicker. With one wave, it forms the character "Stupid", with the other wave it forms the character "Feng"...
Lao Chen asked An Zheng and the others to find a place to rest, and went out to inquire alone. He was originally from Qingzhou and his accent was still there, so he would not attract attention. On the other hand, An Zheng and the others could tell that they were coming from far away when they opened their mouths.
"That's right, it's our thoughts."
The common people all knelt down when they heard this voice. The scene was quite spectacular.
Chen Shaobai glared at him: "As long as you talk about virtue, these people will look to Chihe for food and livelihood. This can be regarded as a kind of sustenance. If you pay homage, they will have psychological comfort."
Chen Shaobai squatted next to An Zheng and smiled so hard that the corners of his mouth almost split: "Give him a burst of electricity and make smoke come out of his butt."
An Zheng squinted his eyes: "I see lust in your eyes."
"If I were the river god, I would be angry."
Monkey: "It's so bloody shit."
An Zheng burst out laughing and snapped his fingers. Du Shaoshou was making an impassioned speech when suddenly there was an impact of purple electricity on the back of his butt, and then a puff of green smoke came out.
"I am a fair and honest river god. Don't worry, as long as I am here, I guarantee that Chihe will not harm you. You should take all your things back and don't throw them into the river again. You don't know, these Pigs and sheep were drowned in the river, it was very smelly.”
An old man knelt there and shouted: "River God, this is our little wish."
The northern border of Qingzhou is Chihe River, which is the second largest river in Kyushu in the Central Plains. Even at its narrowest point, it is two or three miles wide. The widest place is said to be almost five miles. Some people say that the Chihe River is bottomless and there is a dragon palace at the bottom of the river.
Someone shouted like a cry: "Master River God, do you think what we donated is not enough?"
He felt that it was almost done, and he would have to reveal his secrets. After coughing a few times, he said: "I will always watch you here. Firstly, I will protect the people on both sides of the Red River. Secondly, I will supervise you and watch." See if you all do good deeds and do good deeds. If anyone does evil, I will give him a good reward. If you are a bad person, hum... I will let him die without a burial!"
He felt that it was almost done, and he would have to reveal his secrets. After coughing a few times, he said: "I will always watch you here. Firstly, I will protect the people on both sides of the Red River. Secondly, I will supervise you and watch." See if you all do good deeds and do good deeds. If anyone does evil, I will give him a good reward. If you are a bad person, hum... I will let him die without a burial!"
"Look, the river god is smoking!"
An old man knelt there and shouted: "River God, this is our little wish."
Du Shoshou squatted on the river embankment, watching the people happily transporting carts of pigs, sheep, cattle, chickens, ducks and other things, and then driving them into the river.
Chen Shaobai shouted at the top of his lungs, and the monkey laughed so hard that he couldn't get up from his squatting position.
"Master River God, I hope the Red River will be calm this year and we can catch more fish."
Chen Shaobai shouted at the top of his lungs, and the monkey laughed so hard that he couldn't get up from his squatting position.
The common people rely on the mountains and rivers to eat and drink, and the people along the Chihe River rely on this river to live their lives. The people here all have good water skills, and even children as young as six or seven can take a dip in the river. Worshiping the river god is a big event for the people in this area, so even the people in the coolie camp followed suit. Instead of working in the fields, they could watch the ceremony of worshiping the river god on the river embankment under the guard of the garrison.
He pulled out a set of armor and put it on, holding the Trident of the Sea Emperor in his hand: "Look, don't I look like the River God?"
"That's right, it's our thoughts."
"I still feel like it was a waste."
Du Shoushou smiled awkwardly: "I'm so angry with you! I'm telling you, if you don't take everything back, let alone the smoke coming from your butt, my whole body will be smoking."
At this moment, a group of wild geese flew back from the south in the sky, sometimes forming a single character, and sometimes forming a personal character. An Zheng pointed his finger, and the smoke on Du Shou's butt became thicker. With one wave, it forms the character "Stupid", with the other wave it forms the character "Feng"...
Chen Shaobai shouted in the crowd, then bowed his head and knelt down: "Worship the River God!"
After he finished speaking, he began to sink, and waves formed on the water again.
"River God, why are you smoking?!"
Someone shouted like a cry: "Master River God, do you think what we donated is not enough?"
Just when people were about to throw the sacrifices into the Red River and everyone knelt down to pray for good weather this year, a huge whirlpool suddenly appeared in the river. Immediately afterwards, the water in the river began to bubble as if it were boiling. Soon, a fat river god with a helmet and armor and a trident slowly rose from the water. An Zheng snapped his fingers in the crowd, and the power of Yuan Lei appeared behind Du Shou Slim, circling like a long dragon.
"Look, the river god appears!"
The monkey shouted like a heckler.
I felt a little bit stupid when I said this, so I sorted out my words and continued: "I am the river god of the Red River. I feel your wishes, so I came out to see you. There is nothing else, I just want to tell you , I don’t need these things. You can take them back, cows, sheep, pigs, etc.”
An Zheng squinted his eyes: "I see lust in your eyes."
Du Shoushou smiled awkwardly: "I'm so angry with you! I'm telling you, if you don't take everything back, let alone the smoke coming from your butt, my whole body will be smoking."
Chen Shaobai couldn't help but admire: "Don't tell me, this hand is quite beautiful. How did he manage to disperse the waves evenly?"
Monkey: "It's so bloody shit."
An old man knelt there and shouted: "River God, this is our little wish."
He pulled out a set of armor and put it on, holding the Trident of the Sea Emperor in his hand: "Look, don't I look like the River God?"
At this moment, a group of wild geese flew back from the south in the sky, sometimes forming a single character, and sometimes forming a personal character. An Zheng pointed his finger, and the smoke on Du Shou's butt became thicker. With one wave, it forms the character "Stupid", with the other wave it forms the character "Feng"...
After saying that, he took advantage of the crowd's attention and plunged into the Red River. An Zheng had no choice but to think that Quan should relax. He teleported to the river. Anyway, there were people everywhere, and no one noticed how he got there.
Chen Shaobai couldn't help but admire: "Don't tell me, this hand is quite beautiful. How did he manage to disperse the waves evenly?"
Du Shaoshou coughed a few times: "Ahem... Well, everyone, please pay attention..."
He felt that it was almost done, and he would have to reveal his secrets. After coughing a few times, he said: "I will always watch you here. Firstly, I will protect the people on both sides of the Red River. Secondly, I will supervise you and watch." See if you all do good deeds and do good deeds. If anyone does evil, I will give him a good reward. If you are a bad person, hum... I will let him die without a burial!"
Chen Shaobai glared at him: "As long as you talk about virtue, these people will look to Chihe for food and livelihood. This can be regarded as a kind of sustenance. If you pay homage, they will have psychological comfort."
Du Shouxiao glared: "Are you disobedient? That's fine. I'll take the things. When I turn around, I'll wash them all back for you. I'll see if your house and farmland are flooded. Do you feel sorry for me?" ”
"If Du Shaoshou knew what you said, he would drown you in the water."
"You all remember, not only today, but also every year in the future, you are not allowed to send me these things. The reason why I came out this time is because I was not the river god here last year. The previous river god was embezzled because of corruption. Corruption has been dealt with and his head has been chopped off. Think about it, if I take your things, won’t it harm me? Don’t worry, as long as I don’t take your things, I will continue to be a river in Chihe. God will always bless you.”
Du Shoushou coughed a few times: "I am the River God, I don't want to lose face."
Chen Shaobai shouted in the crowd, then bowed his head and knelt down: "Worship the River God!"
"You all remember, not only today, but also every year in the future, you are not allowed to send me these things. The reason why I came out this time is because I was not the river god here last year. The previous river god was embezzled because of corruption. Corruption has been dealt with and his head has been chopped off. Think about it, if I take your things, won’t it harm me? Don’t worry, as long as I don’t take your things, I will continue to be a river in Chihe. God will always bless you.”
Chen Shaobai sat down on the ground laughing so hard that he almost stopped laughing. The monkey looked at An Zheng and said, "Okay, okay, give him some face. After all, he is doing a good deed. So many things are poured into the river, and I feel sad when I see them. It is only proper for the people to take everything back." , I hope that after this incident, there will no longer be such a custom.”
"Look, the river god appears!"
Chen Shaobai sat down on the ground laughing so hard that he almost stopped laughing. The monkey looked at An Zheng and said, "Okay, okay, give him some face. After all, he is doing a good deed. So many things are poured into the river, and I feel sad when I see them. It is only proper for the people to take everything back." , I hope that after this incident, there will no longer be such a custom.”
Chen Shaobai shouted at the top of his lungs, and the monkey laughed so hard that he couldn't get up from his squatting position.
Du Shoushou coughed a few times: "I am the River God, I don't want to lose face."
Du Shoushou coughed a few times: "I am the River God, I don't want to lose face."
Du Shaoshou waved his hand to disperse the smoke around him, feeling that his butt might be black. But at such a serious time, he still had to endure it.
Du Shaoshou: "I don't care, I want to be the river god."
The northern border of Qingzhou is Chihe River, which is the second largest river in Kyushu in the Central Plains. Even at its narrowest point, it is two or three miles wide. The widest place is said to be almost five miles. Some people say that the Chihe River is bottomless and there is a dragon palace at the bottom of the river.
Du Shaoshou waved his hand to disperse the smoke around him, feeling that his butt might be black. But at such a serious time, he still had to endure it.
"You all remember, not only today, but also every year in the future, you are not allowed to send me these things. The reason why I came out this time is because I was not the river god here last year. The previous river god was embezzled because of corruption. Corruption has been dealt with and his head has been chopped off. Think about it, if I take your things, won’t it harm me? Don’t worry, as long as I don’t take your things, I will continue to be a river in Chihe. God will always bless you.”
Du Shoushou curled his lips: "Who likes to eat raw food... To be honest, looking at the lives of the people in Qingzhou, I am afraid that ordinary people are not willing to kill pigs to eat them all year round. Pour them into the river... I tell you , If the river god really doesn’t make trouble after pouring these things, he will definitely die.”
Chen Shaobai sat down on the ground laughing so hard that he almost stopped laughing. The monkey looked at An Zheng and said, "Okay, okay, give him some face. After all, he is doing a good deed. So many things are poured into the river, and I feel sad when I see them. It is only proper for the people to take everything back." , I hope that after this incident, there will no longer be such a custom.”
I don’t know who kowtowed hard first: “Thank you, River God, for your blessing! We are so blessed.”
Du Shoushou coughed a few times: "I am the River God, I don't want to lose face."
The common people rely on the mountains and rivers to eat and drink, and the people along the Chihe River rely on this river to live their lives. The people here all have good water skills, and even children as young as six or seven can take a dip in the river. Worshiping the river god is a big event for the people in this area, so even the people in the coolie camp followed suit. Instead of working in the fields, they could watch the ceremony of worshiping the river god on the river embankment under the guard of the garrison.
"If I were the river god, I would be angry."
Du Shoshou squatted on the river embankment, watching the people happily transporting carts of pigs, sheep, cattle, chickens, ducks and other things, and then driving them into the river.
Du Shoushou smiled awkwardly: "I'm so angry with you! I'm telling you, if you don't take everything back, let alone the smoke coming from your butt, my whole body will be smoking."
A group of common people kowtowed there, and for a while there were sounds of thanksgiving and heads banging on the ground. Even among the coolies who lined up on the river bottom to watch the ceremony in the distance, many of them knelt down. Du Shoushou was satisfied and stood on the river and waved his hands: "Okay, okay, let's all disperse. Go and do what you have to do. If you want to be rich, you have to work hard. We don't engage in these feudal superstitions. You see I am a river god, and I take the lead in breaking down feudal superstitions!”
He said it seriously.
Chen Shaobai squatted next to An Zheng and smiled so hard that the corners of his mouth almost split: "Give him a burst of electricity and make smoke come out of his butt."
"We are willing to dedicate it to you."
He pulled out a set of armor and put it on, holding the Trident of the Sea Emperor in his hand: "Look, don't I look like the River God?"
After saying that, he took advantage of the crowd's attention and plunged into the Red River. An Zheng had no choice but to think that Quan should relax. He teleported to the river. Anyway, there were people everywhere, and no one noticed how he got there.
He felt that it was almost done, and he would have to reveal his secrets. After coughing a few times, he said: "I will always watch you here. Firstly, I will protect the people on both sides of the Red River. Secondly, I will supervise you and watch." See if you all do good deeds and do good deeds. If anyone does evil, I will give him a good reward. If you are a bad person, hum... I will let him die without a burial!"
Chen Shaobai shouted in the crowd, then bowed his head and knelt down: "Worship the River God!"
Chen Shaobai couldn't help but admire: "Don't tell me, this hand is quite beautiful. How did he manage to disperse the waves evenly?"
An Zheng squinted his eyes: "I see lust in your eyes."
A group of common people kowtowed there, and for a while there were sounds of thanksgiving and heads banging on the ground. Even among the coolies who lined up on the river bottom to watch the ceremony in the distance, many of them knelt down. Du Shoushou was satisfied and stood on the river and waved his hands: "Okay, okay, let's all disperse. Go and do what you have to do. If you want to be rich, you have to work hard. We don't engage in these feudal superstitions. You see I am a river god, and I take the lead in breaking down feudal superstitions!”
"That's right. We are willing to contribute more. We just ask the River God to bless us."
Du Shoshou suddenly laughed: "An Zheng, I have an idea."
He pulled out a set of armor and put it on, holding the Trident of the Sea Emperor in his hand: "Look, don't I look like the River God?"
Chen Shaobai squatted next to An Zheng and smiled so hard that the corners of his mouth almost split: "Give him a burst of electricity and make smoke come out of his butt."
After he finished speaking, he began to sink, and waves formed on the water again.
An Zheng burst out laughing and snapped his fingers. Du Shaoshou was making an impassioned speech when suddenly there was an impact of purple electricity on the back of his butt, and then a puff of green smoke came out.
Du Shoushou curled his lips: "Who likes to eat raw food... To be honest, looking at the lives of the people in Qingzhou, I am afraid that ordinary people are not willing to kill pigs to eat them all year round. Pour them into the river... I tell you , If the river god really doesn’t make trouble after pouring these things, he will definitely die.”
The common people rely on the mountains and rivers to eat and drink, and the people along the Chihe River rely on this river to live their lives. The people here all have good water skills, and even children as young as six or seven can take a dip in the river. Worshiping the river god is a big event for the people in this area, so even the people in the coolie camp followed suit. Instead of working in the fields, they could watch the ceremony of worshiping the river god on the river embankment under the guard of the garrison.
"Master River God, I hope the Red River will be calm this year and we can catch more fish."
Chen Shaobai couldn't help but admire: "Don't tell me, this hand is quite beautiful. How did he manage to disperse the waves evenly?"
I felt a little bit stupid when I said this, so I sorted out my words and continued: "I am the river god of the Red River. I feel your wishes, so I came out to see you. There is nothing else, I just want to tell you , I don’t need these things. You can take them back, cows, sheep, pigs, etc.”
"That's right, it's our thoughts."
"That's right, it's our thoughts."
Monkey: "It's so bloody shit."
Monkey: "It's so bloody shit."
"That's right, it's our thoughts."
"River God, why are you smoking?!"
There are quite a lot of people in Motaihe Town, tens of thousands of them. Some are family members of the garrison and some are local people.
I felt a little bit stupid when I said this, so I sorted out my words and continued: "I am the river god of the Red River. I feel your wishes, so I came out to see you. There is nothing else, I just want to tell you , I don’t need these things. You can take them back, cows, sheep, pigs, etc.”
Monkey: "It's so bloody shit."
An Zheng thought about it and realized it was indeed possible.
Du Shoushou curled his lips: "Who likes to eat raw food... To be honest, looking at the lives of the people in Qingzhou, I am afraid that ordinary people are not willing to kill pigs to eat them all year round. Pour them into the river... I tell you , If the river god really doesn’t make trouble after pouring these things, he will definitely die.”
A group of people were shouting in unison, and Du Shoushou waved his hand: "Listen to me, I will accept what you want, but you people who are usually reluctant to eat give me the food, and I will accept it." Shame on you. I am an upright river god. What is called corruption? You can take everything back and keep it for yourself. Besides, I am a river god. I eat fish. Yes, don’t eat those things.”
"Look, the river god appears!"
At this moment, a group of wild geese flew back from the south in the sky, sometimes forming a single character, and sometimes forming a personal character. An Zheng pointed his finger, and the smoke on Du Shou's butt became thicker. With one wave, it forms the character "Stupid", with the other wave it forms the character "Feng"...
Du Shouxiao slowly sank into the Red River amidst cheers and thanksgiving. As he dived, his face was filled with a satisfied smile. When he entered the river below the waist, the water began to bubble, which further confirmed the monkey's guess...
The common people rely on the mountains and rivers to eat and drink, and the people along the Chihe River rely on this river to live their lives. The people here all have good water skills, and even children as young as six or seven can take a dip in the river. Worshiping the river god is a big event for the people in this area, so even the people in the coolie camp followed suit. Instead of working in the fields, they could watch the ceremony of worshiping the river god on the river embankment under the guard of the garrison.
An Zheng thought about it and realized it was indeed possible.
Du Shoushou coughed a few times: "I am the River God, I don't want to lose face."
Du Shoushou coughed a few times: "I am the River God, I don't want to lose face."
"We are willing to dedicate it to you."
Just when people were about to throw the sacrifices into the Red River and everyone knelt down to pray for good weather this year, a huge whirlpool suddenly appeared in the river. Immediately afterwards, the water in the river began to bubble as if it were boiling. Soon, a fat river god with a helmet and armor and a trident slowly rose from the water. An Zheng snapped his fingers in the crowd, and the power of Yuan Lei appeared behind Du Shou Slim, circling like a long dragon.
"You see, the water comes out as splashes, which are sprayed outside the water. When it enters the water, it bubbles..."
Chen Shaobai shouted in the crowd, then bowed his head and knelt down: "Worship the River God!"
An Zheng thought about it and realized it was indeed possible.
At this moment, a group of wild geese flew back from the south in the sky, sometimes forming a single character, and sometimes forming a personal character. An Zheng pointed his finger, and the smoke on Du Shou's butt became thicker. With one wave, it forms the character "Stupid", with the other wave it forms the character "Feng"...
For the coolies, this is a rare day of leisure. Even if they are standing there stupidly watching the dragon and lion dance in the distance, watching the cattle, mutton and pork that they cannot eat all year round, going to Chihe River one by one. Pour inside.
"If I were the river god, I would be angry."
A group of people were shouting in unison, and Du Shoushou waved his hand: "Listen to me, I will accept what you want, but you people who are usually reluctant to eat give me the food, and I will accept it." Shame on you. I am an upright river god. What is called corruption? You can take everything back and keep it for yourself. Besides, I am a river god. I eat fish. Yes, don’t eat those things.”
The northern border of Qingzhou is Chihe River, which is the second largest river in Kyushu in the Central Plains. Even at its narrowest point, it is two or three miles wide. The widest place is said to be almost five miles. Some people say that the Chihe River is bottomless and there is a dragon palace at the bottom of the river.
After he finished speaking, he began to sink, and waves formed on the water again.
"If Du Shaoshou knew what you said, he would drown you in the water."
"Look, the river god is smoking!"
"Master River God, I hope the Red River will be calm this year and we can catch more fish."
The three of them were chatting and laughing as they returned to the high point of the river embankment, squatting there and waiting for Du Shaoshou to come back. The common people were reluctant to leave for a long time, and most of them still knelt there to express their gratitude. No one doubted that Du Shaoshou was a fake river god, after all, the purple lightning dragon looked so lifelike. In this scene, the props are much more realistic than the actors.
A group of people were shouting in unison, and Du Shoushou waved his hand: "Listen to me, I will accept what you want, but you people who are usually reluctant to eat give me the food, and I will accept it." Shame on you. I am an upright river god. What is called corruption? You can take everything back and keep it for yourself. Besides, I am a river god. I eat fish. Yes, don’t eat those things.”
Du Shoushou smiled awkwardly: "I'm so angry with you! I'm telling you, if you don't take everything back, let alone the smoke coming from your butt, my whole body will be smoking."
The three of them waited for a while but did not see Du Shoushou come back, and An Zheng's face looked a little strange. He stood up and took a look, and found that at the place where Du Shaoshou sank, deep in the river, there seemed to be a huge black shadow flashing away.
Chen Shaobai glared at him: "As long as you talk about virtue, these people will look to Chihe for food and livelihood. This can be regarded as a kind of sustenance. If you pay homage, they will have psychological comfort."
Du Shoshou squatted on the river embankment, watching the people happily transporting carts of pigs, sheep, cattle, chickens, ducks and other things, and then driving them into the river.
Chen Shaobai squatted next to An Zheng and smiled so hard that the corners of his mouth almost split: "Give him a burst of electricity and make smoke come out of his butt."
The monkey shouted like a heckler.
"If Du Shaoshou knew what you said, he would drown you in the water."
"not good."
"River God, why are you smoking?!"
Chen Shaobai glared at him: "As long as you talk about virtue, these people will look to Chihe for food and livelihood. This can be regarded as a kind of sustenance. If you pay homage, they will have psychological comfort."
An Zheng let out a low cry and teleported towards the river.
A group of people were shouting in unison, and Du Shoushou waved his hand: "Listen to me, I will accept what you want, but you people who are usually reluctant to eat give me the food, and I will accept it." Shame on you. I am an upright river god. What is called corruption? You can take everything back and keep it for yourself. Besides, I am a river god. I eat fish. Yes, don’t eat those things.”
"You see, the water comes out as splashes, which are sprayed outside the water. When it enters the water, it bubbles..."
After saying that, he took advantage of the crowd's attention and plunged into the Red River. An Zheng had no choice but to think that Quan should relax. He teleported to the river. Anyway, there were people everywhere, and no one noticed how he got there.
He pulled out a set of armor and put it on, holding the Trident of the Sea Emperor in his hand: "Look, don't I look like the River God?"
"Look, the river god appears!"
Chen Shaobai shouted at the top of his lungs, and the monkey laughed so hard that he couldn't get up from his squatting position.
Du Shaoshou coughed a few times: "Ahem... Well, everyone, please pay attention..."