Return of the Divine Emperor

Chapter 301: Serious nonsense!

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"Zang Fengling, are your injuries healed?"

Chu Xun winked at him.

Zang Fengling almost went berserk. This man really didn't care about anything. Also, he is talking to Yan Wushuang, who cares about you

He pretended not to hear and turned a deaf ear to Chu Xun's words.

Chu Xun was not embarrassed, and said to the others around Zang Fengling: "It's true for you people, Mr. Zang is injured, and you still let him go out in the heavy snow. It's really disloyal. What if he is injured? Zhong, he died on the way, what shall I say to you when you go back?"

Well!

Zang Fengling's men looked confused, this guy was too venomous.

"You don't need to worry, my injury has healed." Zang Fengling said through gritted teeth.

Chu Xunmantian was surprised and said: "Master Zang is as strong as a weakling. No wonder he has to take two women with him wherever he goes."

One sentence almost made Zang Fengling internally injured. He is as strong as a bull. Does he have any education? Also, those two are his maids and are supposed to attend his bed. Is there any problem

He vowed to really ignore Chu Xun, otherwise he might be pissed to death.

"Brother Yan, let's go together, what do you think?" Zang Fengling spoke again.

Yan Wushuang was very reluctant. Zang Fengling definitely had no good intentions when he asked to go with him. He looked at Chu Xun subconsciously.

"It doesn't matter, Mr. Zang is really lucky to have such a leisurely and leisurely time to accompany us to travel around the mountains and rivers." Chu Xundao.

"Since Brother Zang asked to go together, let's go together." Yan Wushuang said.

Zang Fengling despised Yan Wushuang in his heart. You, the majestic young master of the Yan family, a master as famous as me, actually need to seek the opinion of a country bumpkin when doing things. It is really shameful.

Two teams of people with different ideas gathered together and began a magical journey.

Zang Fengling didn't feel magical, but angry.

After walking for about a stick of incense, a wild boar suddenly rushed out. It was as big as a locomotive, with a mouth full of fangs and hair like steel needles.

This wild boar probably didn't expect to face so many people when it rushed out. It was startled, turned around and ran away.

As a result, Chu Xun chased after it and smashed its head into pieces. This wild boar had probably just become emperor, and was attracted here by the ancient ruins. He wanted to be proud of the other beasts, but he died before he could escape.

The four emperors of the Yan family had already tasted the sweetness and knew that they were going to have another good meal. They took the initiative to chop wood and light the fire, remove the four legs of the wild boar, remove the hair, thin the skin, and clean it. Everything was carried out in an orderly manner.

Zhila!

The golden wild boar meat is constantly dripping with oil, and the aroma of the meat soon spreads, making people want to eat.

Zang Fengling and the others looked at him in shock, how could he be so skilled? If you didn't know them, you would really think they were here for a barbecue.

Chu Xun and his group were sitting on the ground. Four wild boar legs like stone pillars were irregularly divided into seven parts. The smallest one weighed more than ten kilograms.

This time, even the purple-haired woman didn't give up and started to join the ranks of foodies.

Seeing the seven people eating happily, Zang Fengling felt hungry.

"Master Zang, don't be idle. We can't even finish such a big wild boar." Chu Xun said vaguely.

But they are all human emperors and have high status. Who has ever done this

A group of people stared at each other.

"I want to recite a poem on such a beautiful day." Chu Xun smacked his lips and said high-spirited: "Ah... This mountain and this scenery are so picturesque. Suddenly a group of pigs rushed in, beat one to death and roasted it. Ah... There are people here. Eat, the dogs are watching, and the greedy ones are rolling their eyes...ah..."

"Shut up!" The purple-haired woman couldn't bear it anymore. It was so unpleasant that her ears were severely damaged.

"What are you shouting for? You have disturbed the popularity of poetry." Chu Xun was dissatisfied. He looked at Yan Wushuang and said, "Brother Yan, what do you think of my poem?"

The shoulders of the four sixth-rank human emperors of the Yan family next to them were shaking. Is this called poetry? It makes no sense. However, it is very satisfying to scold Zang Fengling metaphorically.

Yan Wushuang's mouth twitched. Is this called poetry? He smiled and said: "Brother Liu is a talented person, good at poetry."

"You're welcome, I'm only a little better than Li Bai and Du Fu." Chu Xundao said.

The noses of Zang Fengling and the others were so angry that they were called pigs or dogs in a roundabout way. You dare to say with a shy face that you are better than Li Bai and Du Fu, even if someone farts, your poems are more charming than yours.

"Mr. Zang, what do you think of my poem?" Chu Xun turned to look at Zang Fengling and said, "Am I exuding the aura of a great writer at this time?"

Zang Fengling really wanted to spit on his face, how shameless. He snorted coldly and ordered several people to go and cut the meat from the wild boar.

The emperors of the Zang family hurriedly started to deal with it and prepare for the barbecue. After struggling for a long time, I finally put the meat on the fire and started roasting it.

"I'm full." Chu Xun stood up and stretched.

Yan Wushuang and others also stood up one after another.

"Mr. Zang, you can enjoy it slowly. We are full, so let's take a walk to eat." Chu Xun said with a smile.

Zang Fengling's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot before their meat was roasted on the fire. Also, you group of human emperors, do you need to eat something

After Chu Xun finished speaking, he walked leisurely towards the valley.

"Brother Zang, let's go first. You can enjoy it slowly. This wild boar meat tastes really good."

Seeing Chu Xun and others walking away, Zang Fengling was so angry that he kicked the wild boar meat that was about to catch fire a hundred meters away.

"Young Master, what should we do?"

"Follow them. Yan Wushuang knows more about ancient ruins than I do."

A group of people hung behind Chu Xun and others.

Along the way, beast kings were killed, and human corpses were scattered in the wilderness.

It is estimated that the forces in front are quite embarrassed.

"Brother Yan, I am very interested in poetry today and want to recite another poem." Chu Xundao said.

"Brother Liu, I beg you, please let us go. Don't blame me for speaking harshly. You really have no talent in this area. I'm afraid that you will attract the she-wolf." Hearing Chu Xun recite a poem, Yan Wushuang's scalp exploded.

Chu Xun was very depressed and looked at him sideways, "Do you appreciate it? You just praised the poem I recited. Also, I found that your mouth is quite bad."

"I'm just telling the truth." Yan Wushuang said, "If you don't believe me, just ask them. You really lack the skills in this area."

The other four Human Emperors nodded honestly, and they did not want their ears to be damaged.

"Go away, that's too shocking. I'm a well-known talent in our Nagada. They all say that I can bring peace to the world with my pen, and my military skills can make decisions on horseback. I know my wife when I go to bed, and I know my shoes when I get out of bed."

Yan Wushuang burst out laughing, "This is really not good. You are the only one in your Gada, right?"

Chu Xun was about to fight, but Yan Wushuang quickly jumped aside and said, "Yan Wushuang, I found that you are so exhausted."

"Both each other!" Yan Wushuang said.

The two kept bickering, but their friendship grew closer invisibly.

In fact, Yan Wushuang really wanted to make Chu Xun a friend and worked hard to cooperate with him. And Chu Xun, now Liu Tianhe, must maintain the image of being a bitch.

"There is someone in front of me." The purple-haired woman rarely spoke, and always reminded everyone.

Chu Xun said jokingly: "It seems that everyone has learned to be smart and don't want to be fools on the road."

"Didn't we also become fools?" Yan Wushuang was talking about killing the snow ape and grabbing the strange fruit.

"That was you. If I hadn't stopped you, you would have been fooled. Fortunately, I'm smart." Chu Xun squeezed him.

"..." Yan Wushuang was speechless.

"Friends in the front, are you planning to attack us?" Chu Xun shouted at the top of his lungs.

Yan Wushuang was speechless again. Has anyone ever brought hatred to him like this

A dozen figures flashed out from behind the boulder, and they were people from Ziyilou. These people don't know what kind of skills they have practiced. Their faces are pale, but their lips are purple. They look very strange.

"Master Yan." The leader said, but the aura exuding from his body was no worse than that of Yan Wushuang.

Also, how can we fight for good fortune if we don’t have some strength

"Ziyilou." Yan Wushuang said.

"Master Yan came here first, why did he fall behind?" He also realized it not long ago, but the cost of understanding it was a bit high, and it cost the lives of several of his masters.

Yan Wushuang's face turned cold and said, "My friend's question is a bit strange. Have you been sending people to keep an eye on me?"

"Young Master Yan was joking. It's just that my men accidentally saw Mr. Yan going out in the snow and happened to be on the way with us. They were just curious for a moment." The other party said calmly.

"So that's it?" Yan Wushuang looked at them and said, "You are also here to travel?"

"Travel?" The other party was a little confused.

"That's right! We heard that the scenery here is picturesque and pleasant, so we went on a barbecue tour. It was a quick trip to relax, integrate into nature, and cultivate our sentiments."

The four emperors of the Yan family were stunned. It's over, my young master was led astray by this Liu Tianhe, talking nonsense seriously.

The people in Ziyilou were even more confused, and then anger appeared on their faces.

"Young master Yan, are you making fun of us?" The leader of the man in purple looked gloomily.

"How come?" Yan Wushuang waved his hand and said, "We are followed by Zang Fengling from the Zang family. You can ask him. We met him before and we treated him to roast wild boar."

Zang Fengling was actually behind. The leader of the purple-clothed man's eyes flickered, and then he clasped his fists and said, "In that case, we won't disturb Mr. Yan's pleasure. You please go ahead. The scenery in front is more pleasant."

After the man finished speaking, he found that Chu Xun next to Yan Wushuang was staring at him, as if he was looking at some strange creature.

He checked his clothes and found nothing wrong with them.

"My friend, is there anything wrong?" He couldn't help but ask.

Chu Xun took two steps forward, stared at him blankly, and suddenly said after a while: "Where did you buy your lip gloss?"

Well!

The man in purple was stunned.

Not to mention the people in Ziyilou, even Yan Wushuang and others were stunned for a moment.

I have to say, this guy really has huge potential to commit suicide.

The leader of the purple-clothed man felt that Chu Xun was teasing him, and anyone with a discerning eye could see that this was not a damn lip gloss at all.

"What's wrong?" Chu Xun didn't realize that he asked the wrong question and said, "How much does this lip gloss cost? I want to buy one for my junior sister."

Zi Yilou's eyes were almost on fire, and the purple-haired woman was also grinding her teeth.

"But to be honest, this kind of purple lip gloss is not suitable for you. It's ugly for grown men to wear lip gloss."