The melons on the lips of everyone in Shangde Middle School were shocked.
Never would have thought... Mr. Lu, you are actually such a rascal in private
Fuck, this style is a bit powerful, I can do it!
Your life is up to you.
Song Qianqian: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo up to become the little crystal on my leg chain, I love to have big long legs, those legs seem to grow in my heart, boss Lu can directly debut in the girl group, no, she has two auras Mi Ba is more suitable for solo.”
Tang Tang: "Shut up, your saliva is about to flow down."
Song Qianqian: "..."
What's the matter big brother, how can you tell the truth
Tang Tang sighed, really envious of girls, because they are also girls, they can express their ideas unscrupulously.
The formerly handsome Mr. Lu, as a straight man, feels like this, and he can't get it.
Only when Lu Wan wears a skirt every Friday, the president of the skateboarding club will take a closer look.
But today... I actually feel my heart beating faster
This is hell.
After all, it's useless for the deer to run wild, the competition here is too great, he probably won't be shortlisted yet, the deer will be killed by others.
Everyone was also very surprised.
Harry actually knew such a well-rounded girl, and he didn't show it to everyone before!
Wait a minute, it looks familiar.
Isn't this Lu Buyu's classmate Xueba in that variety show
Classmate, you are so beautiful and so sassy, there is no need to have a smart brain at all!
Harry doesn't have a boyfriend at the moment, and many people applied to play with him on his birthday, but the invitations they sent were all rejected.
Now it suddenly dawned on me that Harry's choice of this person can completely make up for the regret of not having a boyfriend.
The charm of beauty is gender-neutral, and Lu Wan's appearance in school uniform is much more exciting than in variety shows.
Lu Wan: "Ah, they are all walking towards you."
Harry: "Oh, but I have to warn, I'm afraid half of them are here for you."
They have evil intentions.
Although he was upstaged, Harry didn't mind at all.
After all, he picked Mr. Lu's clothes, which proves that he has a good eye! And Lu always came with him, this is the meeting.
Lu Wan: "This can't be."
Although she was dressed in yellow, these people were not police uncles, so they were too lenient.
The people who came gathered around, greeted the birthday star, and took out their mobile phones to look at Lu Wan.
"Beauty add a WeChat?"
Harry turned his head and said half-jokingly and half-seriously: "Mr. Lu, you are not allowed to send them WeChat. Today is my birthday. I don't want them to focus on you and steal my limelight."
Lu Wan: "Oh, no more."
Everyone: "..."
Harry was grinning, dissing crazily in his heart.
Did this group of bad friends dare to attack Boss Lu in front of him, treating him as a dead person
Hehe, you can have more friends, but Mr. Lu only has one.
The two walked over to sit down, Harry smiled and asked, "President Lu, what do you want to drink?"
Lu Wan: "Let's boil water."
In thirty seconds, five or six empty cups were handed over.
The person holding the cup looked at Lu Wan enthusiastically.
Lu Wan: "..."
Harry's friends are really warm.
Harry stretched out his hand, smiled and slapped the backs of those guys' stretched hands: "Get off, you guys, don't come to Mrs. Lu to be courteous."
Heh, he has a saying today that his mother sells criticism, so he must say it.
Harry asked the waiter to bring a bottle of water.
Today, with him guarding against death, no one can fucking succeed!
Heh, he brought Boss Lu here to show off, to make everyone envious, not for these guys.
I don't have any compulsion in my heart, dare to compare with my old lady, are you worthy
Of course, Harry felt that Chen Nianqing could match, but Chun Yuan and Mr. Lu didn't call, so they were ruled out early.
The three-tiered birthday cake was pushed to the middle of the stage by the waiter after the candles were lit.
This is fondant cake, and there is a little fairy on it based on Harry, which is very delicate and cute.
Harry turned his head and extended an invitation to the people around him: "Mr. Lu, come and cut the cake with me."
The man at the table on the right smiled and said, "Harry, have you made a mistake? It sounds weird to call someone else's beautiful woman 'Boss Lu'. It should be called Xiaocuti."
After a pause, she raised her eyebrows at Lu Wan: "Right, cutie."
Lu Wan: "..."
Nothing to say.
Everyone from Shangde Middle School: "…"
Where did this guy come from? He's such a big dog.
Harry: "..."
The oil content of the Maya is a bit too high.
Harry glared at the man, and pulled Lu to the center stage.
Today is his eighteenth birthday, Harry thought about it, and made a wish - he will never lack a 1 in his life.
He lowered his head slightly, closed his eyes and blew out the candles.
The light shone on him, like a delicate and lovely little prince.
The guests in the audience began to cheer.
Today's atmosphere is so good, and it's another special day. It's a rare opportunity. Harry stared at Lu Wan and said with a smile: "In Mediterranean countries, friends also kiss on the cheek. This is a kind of etiquette. May I kiss you?" ? Just as today's birthday present."
Social kissing was a common etiquette for Harry, who was influenced by his father, a passionate Frenchman.
Half of you here have been kissed by him.
Lu Wan was stunned.
Although I'm not used to it... Well, it's actually nothing.
After all, Harry is a Frenchman, and the etiquette there is different from that in China.
They are indeed good friends.
Seeing that Lu Wan didn't object, Harry was ecstatically about to kiss him, when suddenly a hand appeared out of nowhere to cover his mouth, and pushed his head aside forcefully.
Harry: "???!!!"
Harry, who was pushed back two steps, was puzzled and looked at the instigator in disbelief.
What the hell is this, male god, what are you doing here
At some point, Chen Nianqing appeared on the stage. After pushing Harry away, he said calmly, "Okay, the candles are finished blowing out, students, hurry up and cut the cake."
It seemed like nothing was done.
Everyone from Shangde Middle School: "..."
God, when did you go up there? You moved so fast!
But what a job!
Harry, you are so scheming! If only that would work! Then everyone queues up for their birthday this month, and the birthday will become a French with a kiss for a day.
Unknown crowd: "..."
That's fine too, but this buddy is really handsome, Shangde High School Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, there are many handsome men and beautiful women.
Children, do you have many question marks
Harry: "..."
Adorable red pandas who have just grown up really have a lot of shit.
Harry is in a complicated mood, male god, you have gone too far today, and you are attacking me because of my filter for you.
If you want to replace it with someone else, you see, my wife won't scold him to death!
Chen Nianqing turned to look at Lu Wan: "Let's go, don't steal the limelight from the birthday star."
Lu Wan regained his composure, and followed Chen Nianqing's footsteps back to his seat.
Harry was heartbroken, what a chance!
Forget it, although the world is impermanent, he still has to live with a smile.
Chen Nianqing took a deep look at Lu Wan: "Your clothes today..."
Lu Wan interrupted the other party: "I know it's a bit strange! I'll change it later, sorry for scaring you."
Chen Nianqing: "I was scared, and my heart rate was out of balance."
"..."
Xiao Chen, you don't have to be so honest.
Lu Wan: "I found that you are quite straight, of course it doesn't matter to me, but don't act like this with other girls."
Although she is a straight man, it doesn't prevent her from disliking him for being a straight man.
"I don't care what other girls think." After a pause, Chen Nianqing continued: "If the person I like says that I don't want to fall in love early, I can wait for her."
Lu Wan didn't think deeply about the other party's words: "Okay, you are right, who made you handsome."
This guy is really intrigued to actually develop this method.
Chen Nianqing laughed a little, and looked at Lu Wan seriously: "I just wanted to say that your clothes look good today."
Lu Wan: "Thank you, even if it's a flattery among friends, I don't hesitate to believe it!"
But it's inconvenient to wear a skirt, and I put my legs together and put them away when I'm sitting.
Lu Wan's legs are long, and if the table is not slanted at 45 degrees, the knees will touch the ground if the table is too short.
But it's a bit uncivilized to put her legs in a skirt like this. She can only close her feet so that the soles of her feet are perpendicular to the ground.
This is the annoyance of tall girls with long legs. Every time they wear a skirt, they have to step back and stay away from the table to make room for their legs.
Harry was still cutting the cake, and without his obstacle, the others started to move.
Jiang Hongyu was amazed by the girl next to Harry at a glance today, but she didn't find a chance to strike up a conversation several times.
Now that the light bulb is finally gone, he naturally wants to seize the opportunity.
He walked over, sat on Harry's seat, and said chicly: "Hi, I want to get to know you."
Lu Wan: "Oh... hello."
Jiang Hongyu is a pick-up master with a great reputation. Seeing the other party's attitude is very cold, in order to get closer, he said: "Actually, I am also French. The first time I met you, I should give you a face-to-face salute."
Lu Wan: "It's really unnecessary, don't come here."
Jiang Hongyu didn't take it seriously, he knew Harry's sexual orientation, so this beauty would definitely have nothing to do with him.
In this case, you must actively fight for it.
He leaned forward and said with a smile, "Are you afraid of me? It's so cute. I won't eat you again."
Lu Wan: "No, don't come here."
There is a lot of food on the dining bar, although everyone is chatting, they don't reach out to get it.
But Lu Wan was eating seriously.
She hasn't had dinner yet.
"So what if we get close, let's make friends, you don't have to be too wary of me, I'm a good person."
The man who sent himself a good person card laughed loudly, and found the other person's appearance even more cute.
"Really, don't come here, I'm afraid of you."
There was no way for Lu Wan to retreat, so in desperation, he stretched out his hand to support the opponent's chin.
It was inconvenient for her to wear a skirt, and this guy was difficult to communicate with, so... She unscrewed the other person's chin.
Jiang Hongyu only heard a "click", followed by a sore jaw.
A few seconds later, after he tried it and found that he couldn't speak, he became anxious.
The man tried several times to no avail, and in desperation swept the glass on the table to the ground.
The crisp sound attracted many eyes around.
Chen Nianqing's parents are doctors. He immediately sensed something was wrong when he walked over, and asked, "Lu Wan, what did you do to him?"
Lu Wan: "I told him...don't lean over, but he didn't listen, so I accidentally removed his jaw."
Song Qianqian's eyes widened: "What did you say? Wait, how could you do this?"
The person who was about to move: "..."
How could it be like this? Inexplicably, I feel some pain in my jaw.
Lu Wan: "I learned from a Dieda master I knew before, but he only taught me how to take off my chin, but didn't teach me how to put it back on... Comrade, don't panic, I'm willing to compensate for the medical expenses. "
Everyone: "..."
They looked at Jiang Hongyu, who had a dislocated jaw and couldn't close his mouth...it was really dangerous. Fortunately, he restrained himself just now and didn't try to be the first bird.
The students of Shangde Middle School looked at each other in blank dismay.
As expected of you, Mr. Lu, you never disappoint.
Now these ignorant guys should know why the long-legged beauty is called Mr. Lu.
Chen Nianqing glanced at Lu Wan meaningfully, then turned her head and said to the man with dislocated jaw: "Well, you can go to the nearest hospital and let the doctor install it. Soon, I have acquaintances over there who will help. Just say it, and you can just go there."
I will say hello and ask the doctor over there to help you with the chin, so that you can suffer more.
Although there are no physical sequelae, I will definitely keep this lesson in mind and learn to respect girls' ideas in the future.
Lu Wan: "Go quickly... I told you not to come over."
The man who couldn't close his mouth hurriedly left the restaurant amidst everyone's attention.
Harry said in a low voice: "Boss Lu, you are too much, but I love you a little more today."
Lu Wan: "..."
You don't have to.
Song Qianqian: "I want to learn this too! How to remove my chin."
Lu Wan: "..."
It is possible, but this should not be a necessary skill.
Chen Nianqing thought for a while, and asked with a smile on the corner of her mouth, "You won't use this trick on me, will you?"
Lu Wan: "...No."
"What about the others?" Tang Tang hurriedly asked, he was actually a little scared.
Lu Wan hesitated for a second, and said embarrassingly: "... Probably not, I don't have this hobby, as long as you don't stick your chins out like the guy just now."
Everyone: "..."
That's right.
In the next birthday party, there were indeed a lot fewer people going to Lu Wan's side, and everyone was very gentle.
Behavioral norms, not even swear words.
"Would you like to try this?"
"Can I sit down a bit, please?"
"Excuse me, can I ask for your WeChat? It doesn't matter if you don't want to."
It's like being in a church, and the honorifics are used.
The author has something to say:
"Would you like to try this?"
"Can I sit down a bit, please?"
"I'm sorry, can I have your WeChat? It doesn't matter if you don't want to."
Harry: "Oh, I know all these questions. Get out, get out quickly, get out without stopping!"