It was the most socialistic birthday Harry had had in the last five years.
Mr. Lu was able to suppress the unhealthy trend, and a few lunatics were attracted by the beauty, even at the risk of dislocating their jaws, they were rejected.
Even cages made of iron can't hold these chickens made of water.
But fortunately, Boss Lu is an impregnable fortress.
At ten o'clock in the evening, everyone left and went home. Chen Nianqing and Lu Wan took the same subway line.
The city center is still lively late at night, the subway entrances and exits are crowded with people, and all you can see are well-dressed young men and women.
Lu Wan and Chen Nianqing walking side by side are really eye-catching, the attention has risen sharply, and the rate of returning is even more explosive.
The young men and women couldn't help being shocked. What kind of fairy-tale couple is this
The beauty with short hair is really sassy and majestic, with such long legs... no wonder she can find a handsome boyfriend! Of course girls also like to see beautiful women!
This is so stylish, not just pretty.
Passers-by's eyes switched back and forth between those two faces, and for a moment they didn't know who to envy first. Several girls touched their hair... and suddenly wanted to cut short hair with the same style as the beauty.
Before the two went straight to the elevator, Chen Nianqing took off his shirt, wrapped it around Lu Wan's legs, and lightly tied a knot around Lu Wan's waist.
The elevator is too long and has a steep slope. Pedestrians coming up from below, whether intentional or not, may see the skirts of the girls coming down the elevator.
When the other party stretched out his hand, Lu Wan was stunned for a moment, then recovered and said: "Ah, thank you."
It may be that she didn't have enough time to be a girl, she was too rough, far less careful than the other party.
Although Chen is very straight, he is quite a gentleman. No wonder many girls like him.
Chen Nianqing: "It's very cold on the subway, you're bare-legged, return it to me when you get off the bus."
"Also."
At this time, there were many fewer people in the carriage, and the two sat side by side.
Lu Wan bowed his head and returned the message.
Lu Buyu asked her if she didn't go home at this point, where did she go wild, and who did she go wild with.
If you accidentally encounter robbers, those gangsters will be very dangerous, okay
Will be bullied by you to the point of crying.
Lu Wan smiled, this guy couldn't spit ivory out of his mouth, she bowed her head and typed: Take care of yourself, it's none of your business.
Lu Buyu responded with a row of bomb emojis in seconds.
Chen Nianqing looked up and saw the reflections of two people in the opposite window.
He leaned in Lu Wan's direction, and then took out his phone.
"Lu Wan." The boy called the other party's name.
The moment the girl beside her raised her head, Chen Nianqing pressed the shutter, freezing the picture for a second.
Lu Wan was a little confused: "Are you taking pictures?"
Chen Nianqing put down her hand and showed the photo to the other party.
Lu Wan turned her face to admire, the reflection of the two people's faces in the window seemed to be covered with a thin layer of light, let alone beautiful.
"It's much better than mine. Send me this photo on WeChat, and I want it too."
Judging from the photos, I don't look like a bigwig in women's clothing at all.
Chen Nianqing couldn't help smiling, "Okay, I'll send it to you."
After sending the photo, he adjusted the brightness of the photo and set it as a screensaver.
—
When Lu Wan returned home, he saw the guy standing at the door as the door god.
Lu Buyu poked his waist: "It's eleven o'clock, don't you know that our house has access control?"
"Oh, I didn't know before, you don't often go home after 12 o'clock."
"I'm an adult, and you're a high school student." Lu Buyu, who has been an adult for five years, raised his eyebrows and looked at the other party: "Ku Gai, why are you dressed so motherly today?"
Lu Wan picked up the apple on the dining table, threw it into the air and caught it again.
"Try saying one more sentence."
"..."
In his plain words, he sensed danger, and for his own safety, Lu Buyu temporarily shut down the microphone.
Seeing the back of the other party disappear around the corner, Lu Buyu looked away.
What kind of attitude is this? !
Lu Buyu knew where Lu Wan had gone, and Harry posted birthday photos on Moments, several of which included Lu Wan.
Lu Buyu looked at Lu Wan wearing a skirt in the photo, and couldn't help being stunned.
Why go out and change clothes
Is Lu Wan's skirt a little too short? After all, several guys in the photo are all looking at Lu Wan's legs
This is a bit too much.
Does Lu Wan have the consciousness to be a girl? Does she know that men don't have many good things? Did you know that bad women are everywhere too
This is too defenseless!
Originally, Lu Buyu didn't want to care about it, but Mr. Zhao went on a business trip, and Professor Lu also went to Beijing for an academic conference this afternoon.
Even the maid aunt said that her daughter got married and asked for leave for four days.
There is no one in the family, so he is the pillar, and the responsibility is heavy, so he has to look after Lu Wan.
What if that guy messes around
Lu Buyu ran to complain to his agent Xiao Zhang that he had paid too much for this family.
Xiao Zhang is at a loss. He used to say that his younger sister is like a perverted study, knowing that the one who reads all day long is not you, the boss
Dare to feel that the other party went out today, do you still have something to say
Oh, Xiao Zhang understands, the boss wants to gain a sense of presence.
Lu Wan must not be a bear child, as for whether you are a bear parent or not, it is obvious.
Xiao Zhang's attitude was perfunctory, so Lu Buyu found Harry to chat again.
Harry was very willing to talk to each other and chat enthusiastically.
He deliberately didn't invite Su Wei and Xu Yao for his birthday today, after all he is a green tea diao, so of course he wants to monopolize Mr. Lu if he has the opportunity.
Xu Yao is very beautiful but stupid, while Lu Buyu is 100% beautiful but arrogant.
But Harry can bear it, because he is a dead face.
Lu Buyu's talent lies in his appearance, so he just happened to poke him.
—
Lu Buyu got up the next morning, thinking that since there was no one else at home today, he would have to be responsible for making breakfast.
An older brother is like a father!
At 7:30 in the morning, Lu Wan looked at the... dumplings on the plate
Well, looking at the color and shape, it looks a bit like a dumpling.
Lu Wan looked up at the other party, thought for a while and said, "You hate me so much that you want to poison me?"
Lu Buyu: "Don't talk nonsense, these are dumplings made by Aunt Wang, and I went to the Internet to find out how to cook them, please speak with respect."
He is an aristocratic son who doesn't distinguish between grains and grains. He doesn't touch Yang Chunshui with his ten fingers, and it's his first time cooking.
After Lu Buyu finished speaking, he ate one himself, which proved that it was not poisonous.
…Although it is hard to swallow, it doesn't matter, celebrities should eat hard to swallow, so as not to increase their appetite and become fat.
Lu Wan: "Okay."
Half an hour after the two of them finished their breakfast, Lu Buyu's face turned pale and he hurried to the bathroom.
He had an upset stomach, but Lu Wan had an iron stomach, so he didn't react too much.
Lu Wan shrugged, looked at Lu Buyu and asked, "Didn't you check how to cook dumplings, what's going on?"
Can a dumpling be overturned
Lu Buyu: "Yes, food bloggers suggest that dumplings should be boiled in cold water, which is more nutritious."
Lu Wan: "..."
The beauty blogger advertised that lipstick can be used as eye shadow and blush. She tried it on Lu Buyu, and it was terrible.
A gourmet blogger, he managed to let Lu Buyu get a trick to trick himself.
But maybe it's their own problem
Lu Wan raised his forehead: "I'll do it at noon."
"How can this work, I will do it." Lu Buyu puffed up his chest: "I can change to another food blogger to follow, it's okay."
Lu Wan: "..."
Next time, is the goal to put yourself in the hospital
Lu Wan sighed, and said helplessly: "It's okay for you to slice thinly. You can cook the cut food in the hot pot base. Vegetables and meat are fine. If you want something sweet, cut vegetables and meat into pieces." Throw a piece of curry into the pot and cook it, then pour out the water and throw a piece of curry into it to fry for a while.”
Lu Buyu: "..."
Sounds simple, and he should be up to the task.
Lu Wan: "Well, you can actually order takeaway."
Lu Buyu: "It is possible, but takeaway is not nutritious."
Lu Wan: "But, if there is no nutrition, at least it won't kill people."
I have a bad feeling that besides doing biochemical experiments in the kitchen, this guy also wants to do explosions.
Didn't he want to make a meal and blow up the whole house
—
Song Qianqian said yesterday that she would learn how to remove her chin with Lu Wan.
The other girls are also eager to try.
She didn't just talk about it casually, it happened to be summer vacation now, picking a day would be better than hitting the day, she asked Lu Wan that she was free at home today, so Song Qianqian brought her little sister here.
The boys knew the girls were going to learn how to remove their chins... with horror on their faces.
Are girls going to heaven now? Unexplainable jaw pain.
But after a few hours, they calmed down... and felt that the society was sinister, and boys were not necessarily safe.
They also need to learn this skill, so... come here too.
Then the problem came again, every time a classmate came, Lu Buyu happened to be at home.
What a coincidence.
Lu Wan was able to bend and stretch, and coaxed Lu Buyu to evade, saying: "Brother, you have to avoid it, you'd better stay in your room and don't come out, if you appear in front of my classmates, you still have to cover your face."
Now is not a good time to disclose the relationship between two people, although it is not something that needs to be kept secret.
High school students live a life of three points and one line, and they are easily blocked by Lu Buyu's fans.
Although Lu Wan is not afraid, if he can avoid it in advance, it will save a lot of trouble.
Lu Buyu is so popular. Since the last time he came to the school to record a variety show, the gate of Shangde Middle School has become a holy place for many fans to check in.
Until the end of the year, there were many people who came.
Many fans even squatted until Lu Wan came out, rushing up to ask for a group photo...
The last time I was recognized suddenly and was chased by a gang of gangsters for several streets, I still vividly remember it.
The situation will be much better when I go to college, because it is difficult to be squatted if it is not a three-point and one-line life.
Lu Buyu: "I don't like it, I don't like it, I have nothing against seeing people."
Lu Wan: "Just treat me as me and help me. When I finish my college entrance examination, I will announce to the whole world that you are my good brother."
"I know your classmate, I'm going to say hello, I want to! You asked me to share the power bank yesterday."
Lu Wan kept smiling: "What are you talking about, brother, you must have misheard, I think you are so handsome, so handsome."
This guy is really... Forget it, bear with it.
After Lu Wan said good things for a long time, Lu Buyu's attitude finally loosened a bit.
He snorted coldly: "Forget it, you are really troublesome."
Although impatient on the surface, Lu Buyu is actually looking forward to it. After all, there is an actor's younger sister in the same crew, she is really super cute!
Maybe this time I can also have a sweet sister who puts her brother first? !
If Harry were here, he would definitely say Mr. Lu, you are not coaxing your brother, heh, you are almost fooling a stupid son.
——
At two o'clock in the afternoon, more than a dozen classmates came to visit the house.
Most of the Suntech students who participated in Harry's birthday celebration yesterday are here today.
After a brief greeting with the visiting students, Lu Wan began to teach.
Tang Tang was promoted to serve as a mannequin. After being supported by Lu Wan's chin, he reminded him very nervously: "Mr. Lu, don't take it lightly! Don't really take off my chin!"
The heartbeat is so fast! It's a damn, sweet burden!
Lu Wan: "No, I know it well."
"There are many ways to remove the chin. I will say two. If you are strong, you can hit the position below the base of the left ear, so that the chin will be directly dislocated. If it is violent, it will be directly effective. However, ordinary girls Not so much strength."
"Or the second type, hold the opponent's chin, as long as the force is in the right position, the chin can be removed, usually the depression on the side of the jawbone, push it to your side first, and then twist it outward quickly and forcefully, um, this It will work. I used this method yesterday. It is a more elegant way by comparison."
A group of students looked at it very seriously, trying to memorize the knowledge points taught by Teacher Lu Wan.
Teacher Lu thought for a while, and then encouraged the students: "In fact, girls and boys have similar lower body strength, and there will be a big difference in physical strength. It is because boys' upper body is stronger and stronger, so girls can usually do more upper body core training. This way... it will be easier to remove the chin."
She just has great strength in her hands, and she was often complained about when she played in junior high school.
Song Qianqian: "Okay, I'm going to try it now!"
"I also want!"
"I feel like I will, and I want to."
Seven or eight girls lined up to touch the chins of today's mannequins.
Tang Tang felt that this was one of the pinnacles of his life, and he had never been so popular among girls.
Are you moved? He didn't dare to move at all, he was shaking like a quail in fright.
Lu Wan finished teaching how to remove the chin, and when someone asked, she demonstrated the shoulder-removing method, the elbow-removing method, and the wrist-removing method...
In fact, the methods are similar, as long as the strength of the upper body is sufficient, it can be done by finding the right position.
She learned all of these from the massage master downstairs, and she only learned how to take it off, and she couldn't put it back on.
Teacher Lu instructed: "You must be careful, because this is definitely not a serious injury, but it will really hurt and hurt."
The onlookers nodded their heads one after another, expressing their understanding with "hmmm" in response.
It hurts! Pain is right!
Lu Buyu couldn't sit still anymore, and walked down with his helmet on.
He wanted to hear what Lu Wan and his classmates had to say.
The guy is barely human today, he's in a good mood.
A younger sister should respect her brother and put him first.
Song Qianqian noticed the man approaching, and asked in surprise, "Mr. Lu, this isn't the gardener from last time. Is his face still allergic?"
It's been a month.
Lu Wan: "Yeah, you have to stay out of the sun until the end of summer."
Song Qianqian looked at the green plants that were cut like dogs, and said in shock: "His gardening style...is very individual."
It's just confusing. Last time, she suspected that the other party was a wanted criminal, but the criminal had already been caught, and this guy was also cleared of suspicion.
but…
Hey, maybe Mr. Lu didn't replace this gardener because he saw that he had been suffering from allergies.
Song Qianqian stared at the man, but she still felt familiar, as if she had seen him somewhere before, the kind she often saw.
Lu Buyu was completely stunned.
etc? What did he hear
Lu Wan is teaching others to remove their jaws? Is this really okay? How could she do such a thing
Are you serious
...Sister Tiantian is really just a dream.
There is no sweetness, only fierceness.
—
Seeing that the teaching was almost finished, Lu Wan changed the subject and asked everyone if they were interested in running around the lake. Didn't they finish running last time
The guests who came to visit dispersed in a rush, expressing that they had to leave in advance.
Harry put on a mask, and when he checked Moments before going to bed, he looked dazed.
What happened? Suddenly, many people in Moments started to show photos of lattes or dumbbells
Also said to exercise upper body strength
Why do you want to learn how orangutans climb trees or how do you want to break apples with your bare hands
Under Song Qianqian's photo, Su Wei commented: Is it to make the arm lines look better? You work hard, come on!
Song Qianqian replied: No, Goddess, I just want to have the strength to cut others into pieces. smile.jpg
Su Wei:? ? ?
Su Wei was at a loss, so he went to a summer camp abroad, what happened
She zoomed in on the photo Song Qianqian posted yesterday, and finally saw a familiar figure in the background.
The one in the skirt...is it Lu Wan? Why don't you know
Harry put away the phone and snorted coldly, Su Wei and Xu Yao certainly didn't know.
When he posted on Moments yesterday, he deliberately blocked Niu Gulu and Guarjia.
Although other people also posted photos, under his precautions, there was no front view of Mr. Lu in the photos, only the back and profile.
He's just so green, he doesn't want those two guys to see him.
The author has something to say:
Lu Wan: It's hard to coax my brother
Lu Buyu: ... sweet sister