Lu Buyu took out twenty yuan: "I don't want you to give it away, I have money myself! I can buy it with money!"
The stall owner scratched his head: "What's the matter? Don't you want to give it away for nothing?"
This guy is really not very smart, so don't take advantage of the bastard.
Lu Wan walked over and took two tomatoes, at least by virtue of his face.
Why not take it
She tossed up the tomato, caught it, and said with a smile, "Thanks, boss."
Lu Wan dared not let the two uncles go shopping.
Otherwise, you can buy five catties, ten catties... and you will definitely not be able to carry it back in the end.
Shopping for vegetables has become wholesale, and some stall owners can see that the two men have never bought vegetables before, so they will deliberately persuade each other to buy more.
Lu Buyu turned to look at Lu Wan.
"It's all your fault. You've been asking me to bargain, that's why I'm doing two things at once. I made a mistake."
Lu Wan: "Remind me, it was you who said you wanted to bargain."
Lu Buyu was stunned for a second: "... That's your fault, you put too much pressure on me! Of course I know that one six is six, two sixty-two, three sixty-eight..."
Lu Wan didn't want to quarrel now, and couldn't help interrupting the other party: "Okay, okay, my fault, I know you are very good, you can recite the multiplication table backwards, and beat the elementary school students."
"Your apology is not sincere at all!"
Just as Lu Wan was about to speak, he raised his eyes and saw the stall owner who had just delivered tomatoes running over with his mobile phone in his hands.
"Well, can I take a photo with you? Otherwise, if I tell my wife to see someone who looks like a celebrity, she will not believe it." The stall owner said with a smile.
Lu Buyu hesitated for two seconds: "No, unless you give me two more tomatoes."
"Okay! I'll give it to you!" The stall owner agreed without hesitation.
Isn't it just tomatoes, no problem at all.
The two took a photo, and Lu Buyu said, "Do you want me to imitate your wife's idol's autograph? Just add two tomatoes."
The stall owner looked shocked: "Well... you don't mean to have plastic surgery with a star's face on purpose and then work. I've seen the news before that some people make money from this!"
Lu Buyu's tone was indifferent: "Oh, don't forget it."
"Yes, yes! Of course!"
"Did you see? I can get six tomatoes for free, can you?"
Lu Buyu looked smug, and finally felt elated.
Lu Wan and Professor Lu looked at each other without speaking.
This guy... can't be really stupid.
Lu Buyu bowed his head and signed his signature flamboyantly, and handed it over in a graceful manner.
"for you."
The stall owner watched in amazement: "Don't say it, it looks like that. Young man, you have practiced a lot in private, right? Oh, your nose is really well done, can I touch your nose?"
"No!" After a pause, Lu Buyu hesitated and said, "If you are willing to give me ten catties of tomatoes, you can touch them."
The stall owner was stunned: "Ten catties, isn't this too expensive for you? Forget it, I won't touch it. Are you too greedy?!"
The other party's business ability is so strong, and they can make a lot of money by relying on their celebrity face.
It costs ten catties to open the mouth, how long will it take to eat
Lu Wan, Lu Bainian: "..."
Lu Buyu's eyes widened.
Is ten catties of tomatoes too expensive? Isn't this just sixty yuan
Those who line up to touch my nose can circle the earth! As long as I am willing, the tomatoes I receive can fill up this vegetable market!
Ah, I don't know the goods! So angry.
The stall owner took his signature and turned around and left without any regrets. Lu Buyu, who was standing there, became more and more annoyed: "Hehe, no, I have to argue with him."
Lu Wan Fu forehead, what is it all about.
Should she congratulate the other party for being worth six tomatoes, or regret that the other party is not worth ten catties of tomatoes
Why are you still on the bar
"Let's go, let's go buy other things." Lu Wan grabbed Lu Buyu, who was going to show off his charm, and said, "You are already very good, after all, you can get six tomatoes for nothing, so Lao Lu and I will do it." not reach."
Lu Buyu: "Really?"
Lu Wan: "Yeah, among the three, you are the most capable."
Lu Buyu: "Heh, it's good that you know, I'm too lazy to have the same knowledge as people who don't have vision."
Lu Wan: "Then let's go."
Although this one does it occasionally, he basically just coaxes it, which is more worry-free and easy to carry.
The next purchase was led by Lu Wan, and the efficiency of shopping quickly increased.
In less than half an hour, Lu Wan finished buying all the ingredients on the list, and prepared to go home with the spoils.
——
At five o'clock in the afternoon, Ding Yong's wholesale dishes were almost sold out.
At this point every day, his wife will help close the stall together. Today is the weekend, and my daughter who is in college also came to help.
You must know that her wife is a fan of Lu Buyu, and so is her daughter. The mother and daughter often watch the idol drama starring that person repeatedly at home, and they are all fans.
Although I have never seen a real person, the young man who imitated the other party today is really tall, thin and handsome.
Thinking about it this way, Lu Buyu must be more handsome, no wonder women like it!
"Mother, Minmin, guess who I met today to buy groceries?" Ding Yong asked with a smile.
"Don't say it's Lu Buyu." The woman joked casually while tidying up, obviously not interested in this topic.
Ding Yong: "That's right! It's Lu Buyu!"
The mother and daughter looked at each other and laughed at the same time. This is a lie that will be exposed in a second.
Seeing that the two of them didn't take the bait, Ding Yong took out his mobile phone, found a group photo and handed it to his wife.
"I knew you would do this! So I took a photo with the other party and asked for an autograph, so I can always prove it."
The woman shook her head inwardly, her husband was a little too lively today.
But he took it very cooperatively.
As soon as she looked down, she froze.
As a fan who has watched Lu Buyu's three idol dramas, she recognized each other at a glance.
Even wearing a hat and sunglasses.
Ding Yong handed the signature on the last page of the account book to the daughter on the left.
"Look what this is."
Ding Min took it, and couldn't help laughing when he thought that his father was still making such childish jokes at his age.
But the moment she looked down and saw the signature, she was stunned.
As a die-hard fan, she knew Lu Buyu's signature, and she had even imitated it.
The mother and daughter looked at each other and cried out at the same time.
"Honey, Lu Buyu is here, why didn't you notify me! You should call me immediately!"
"Dad, you just asked him to sign a name? Why don't you ask him to write a few more words! Write my name! And you actually said it now!"
Just one signature is not enough for her to share with her mother.
Ding Yong saw that the mother and daughter were agitated, as if they were about to overturn, and he didn't keep it up: "I knew I would deceive you, but in fact, this is Lu Buyu's imitator, who deliberately had plastic surgery to look like this."
Ding Min: "Dad! This is Lu Buyu, why do you say that?!"
"Husband, why are you talking nonsense with your eyes open? Where can someone have plastic surgery to look exactly the same."
Ding Yong was a little anxious: "No! You have heard that I am really just an imitator! Not the real person!"
Seeing that his father did not seem to know, Ding Min took a deep breath and asked, "Dad, did he come alone? What kind of food did he buy? What did he say?"
"It seems to be a family, with his father and sister. I came to buy tomatoes. I said six yuan a catty, and he countered with 20 yuan and three catties."
Ding Min:! ! !
That's right, this is exactly like what her idol would do!
She should have come here earlier, and just missed the chance to see Lu Buyu up close.
She hates it!
Looking at the mother and daughter who looked regretful and shocked, Ding Yong scratched his head, so the one who bought vegetables today is really a big star
Big stars still do their own grocery shopping
But thinking about it now, the appearance of the other party is indeed very similar to the first time to the vegetable market.
If I had known earlier, the ten catties of tomatoes would have been given to the other party.
—
The three members of the Lu family returned home with big bags and small bags.
Lu Wan directed the two people to put the dishes in the kitchen. She was still thinking about what to do next when she saw Professor Lu holding a miniature electronic scale? And the measuring cup came over.
Lu Wan: "..."
Are you going to experiment in the kitchen
Professor Lu took out a few dishes and started preparing for the recipe.
"2g of salt, a dozen peppercorns, a little soy sauce, if there is a little, I will measure out 10ml."
ten minutes later.
"It's on fire! I obviously followed the procedure!" Lu Bainian was shocked.
Lu Wan: "..."
Ok, these two are originally from the same lineage.
Last time Lu Buyu was almost bombed by the kitchen, obviously Professor Lu was more ambitious.
He wanted to blow up the whole house.
Well, as expected of someone involved in the research of weapons.
Lu Wan: "Old Lu, you stand aside first, I'll do it."
Lu Bainian: "Then how can I do it? I said I'll cook for you. It's only the first day and I can't keep going."
"I'll fix it soon, go outside and wait, or the kitchen will explode, and we won't have anything to eat for a month."
Lu Bainian thought about it carefully, it seems to be the same, he smiled and said: "Father will help you, hold on, if you need my help, just say it, let's divide the work and cooperate."
"Oh, there really are." Lu Wan looked at Lu Buyu, who rolled up her sleeves and was eager to try, she clenched her fists and said, "Look at him for me, and lead him out, um, you can buy them back. The garlic is all peeled."
A mission must be sent so that the two of them can have something to do without disturbing her.
Lu Wan demonstrated how to peel the skin, and the two men said it was all right.
Lu Buyu: "This is too simple!"
—
Zhao Jianing walked in and saw the father and son who were sitting on the dining table peeling garlic, stunned for several seconds, and then recovered.
"What are you doing?" When she asked, she turned around and saw Lu Wan cooking in the kitchen.
Professor Lu showed his wife a plate of garlic he peeled: "Am I very good, I learned how to peel garlic today."
Not to be outdone, Lu Buyu said, "I peel more than him!"
Zhao Jianing: "..."
How to put it, the men in the Lu family really compared each other.
Lu Bainian still looks smug...
God knows, when she decided to marry her and worked hard, she wanted her husband to concentrate on doing what he liked without any worries.
So, she took good care of her husband for more than 20 years, and suddenly showed off her garlic peeling skills with excitement.
Mr. Zhao's mood is very complicated.
Lu Wan turned off the fire, washed his hands and said, "Okay, I'm done, I can eat right away."
She made four dishes and one soup.
Braised pork ribs, stir-fried pork, potato shreds, as well as chopped pepper sprouts that Lu Buyu ordered to eat, and winter melon and clam soup.
Aunt Zhao often stews soup, and often spends an afternoon slowly stewing the soup. Lu Wan rushes to boil the soup directly with boiling water.
But the clams bought today are very fresh, and she thinks the taste should be okay.
Lu Wan can cook, she learned from her adoptive mother, who can cook many dishes to please his adoptive father.
Thinking about it now, her adoptive mother has always been kind to her, but the key is that that woman is weak and incompetent, and she is barely able to protect herself, so what can she do to treat her well
Kindness is sometimes nothing without edges and corners.
Lu Wan: "Okay, it's time to eat."
The other three looked shocked, Lu Buyu came back to his senses, and said in a low voice: "Sure enough, pervert."
Professor Lu shuddered: "How many times have I said that, you can't say that about my sister!"
Lu Buyu was completely honest, picked up his chopsticks and started eating.
He has recently reduced his carbohydrate intake in order to look better at the concert, but the braised pork ribs are simply too good to go with white rice!
If you just eat, you have no soul!
Seeing the other party's hesitation, Lu Wan took the initiative to serve a bowl of rice and throw it over.
It also compacted the rice evilly.
Zhao Jianing smiled and said, "Shushu, you are better than your mother. It must have been difficult to cook such a large table of dishes."
Lu Wan: "Nothing, besides, I'm not doing well now."
Lu Buyu nodded: "Yes. You can see how strong she is, don't worry."
Lu Wan: "..."
Can't talk can really shut up.
Lu Buyu quickly finished a bowl of rice, and he still couldn't get enough of it. Lu Wan's cooking is so delicious
Lu Wan helped the other party serve another bowl of rice very thoughtfully.
Lu Buyu hesitated again and again, but still picked up the meal.
Lu Wan watched the other party finish the bowl, and then said with a smile: "You have consumed at least 1500 calories tonight, you can figure it out."
Lu Buyu:! ! ! ! !
"Lu Wan!"
Lu Wan stood up: "You eat the food yourself, it has nothing to do with me."
Zhao Jianing: "That's right, Lu Buyu, go for a run after you rest for a while."
"..."
After taking Lu Buyu away. Lu Wan felt much quieter.
The kitchen has a dishwasher, and the parents help out, so it was cleaned up quickly.
At seven o'clock in the evening, Lu Wan went to his room to continue reading.
As for Lu Buyu, he was still gnashing his teeth and running, paying for today's sinful meal.
The husband and wife of the Lu family were sitting in the study, one was reading documents and the other was reading.
No one knew that Lu Buyu was on the hot search.
Today's hot search was not bought by the studio, nor was it bought by the partner.
Lu Buyu relied on his own strength, or sand sculptures.
#Lu Buyu I pretend to be myself#
This hot search has been rising, and soon became the first.
Someone in the vegetable market recorded the bargaining, and later taking photos and autographs in exchange for tomatoes.
The vegetable vendor here is thinking about taking photos for fun.
After all, Lu Buyu is handsome even wearing a hat and mask, his skin is very fair, and he doesn't fit in with the surroundings, as if he has his own filter and halo.
Ding Min posted this video in the group of the support club, and it quickly spread.
Suddenly it caught fire.
Fans find it funny, why is it so strange that their idol has become a trending search recently...
Totally unexpected pose.
A passer-by clicked in and said that he was laughed at again. Others buy hot searches for character design and endorsement promotion. Lu Buyu is different.
He is here to release original cross talk to entertain the public.
"Tomatoes cost six yuan a catty."
"I won't say much, 20 yuan three catties."
"Can I take a picture with you?"
"No, unless you give me two more tomatoes."
The funniest thing is that after swelling, Lu Buyu unilaterally asked for ten catties of tomatoes before he would be touched by the male stall owner.
This request can be said to be very humble.
Then the other party rejected it very shamelessly, disliked it was too expensive and not worth it.