Even Harry Pitt, who had seen thousands of magic and witchcraft, had never heard of the trick of animals transforming into humans, and asked: "Is what you said true?"
De La Serre nodded vigorously and said firmly: "I swear, it's true. If I lie, I will be drunk tomorrow and dragged to the street to do a striptease."
"Baron, my grandfather Harry Potter always said that seeing is believing. So I have to go and see it with my own eyes before I can agree with what you say."
Hearing this, De La Serre waved his hands wildly and kept saying no.
"No! Absolutely not! It's not suitable for children! You can't watch it! If your grandfather finds out, he'll hunt me down every day. I can't beat the legendary Harry Potter."
"I must see it! You can't stop me." A strong curiosity and thirst for knowledge filled the young Harry Pitt at the moment.
At this time, the system started to interrupt again: System prompt: Oh... Baron, why are you so rigid? This kid will grow up to be a man sooner or later. Can't you let him open his eyes first
Get out of here, you keep giving bad ideas. Let me ask you, if I take this brat to see naked women, and his grandfather Harry Potter comes to the house, and if a fight really breaks out, will you help me
System prompt: What do you think of me? We are half brothers! How can I not help my brother when he is in trouble
So, system, you will lend me the divine power then
System prompt: That's not necessary. Even if I lend it to you, you can't beat him. If his grandfather Harry Potter really comes to settle accounts with you, I will find a way for you to escape.
Okay, very good, very good. Go offline! De La Serre cursed and ended the chat with the system...
Then, he looked at Harry Pitt, who was still a child, and said earnestly: "Listen, kid, you are still too young and too young, you really can't look at that thing."
"Why can't I see it?" Harry Pitt asked back.
"Because... Comrade, that's a naked woman, and you're still underage. It's not suitable for children! I've told you so many times!"
"You go first and hand her the clothes. After she puts them on, I'll go over.
Look, isn't that enough? "
"Oh, yeah... then... that's fine." Suddenly, De Lassel felt like a mentally retarded person, his IQ being rubbed to the ground by the elementary school student in front of him.
Even the system in his heart started laughing wildly when he heard their conversation.
System prompt: Hahaha, hahahaha! You had the nerve to laugh at that Giant Eagle Tribe's A'mo for being level 250. I think you are the one. How can you not think of such a simple thing
Damn, when did I become so stupid... Okay system, you are right to criticize me this time.
De Lassel said no more and went to look for the water snake with his clothes.
After a while, the Baron came to the lake, and the water snake was already getting a little impatient.
"You dead man, you're not an old man, why are you so slow? I asked you to get a piece of clothing, but you went to pray to Buddha and pray for scriptures, and you kowtowed every step of the way?"
"Hey, water snake, how can you talk like that? I'm just trying to get you some clothes with good intentions, you shouldn't yell at me like that, right?"
"What's wrong with you? Hurry up and bring me the clothes! Or do you want to take a few more glances~"
"You... here you go, you are such a rude woman... You don't look like a female demon who has practiced for more than a hundred years."
When giving the clothes, De Lacelle deliberately turned his head away to look elsewhere. This "polite look" really added points.
At the same time, this aroused the interest of the water snake, and it asked, "So, what do you think a female fairy who has practiced for more than a hundred years should be like?"
De La Serre thought for a moment and replied, "Well... First of all, she must be very beautiful, which you have. And you should be calm and peaceful, after all, you have seen a lot, unlike you who is so noisy."
"Hahaha, but I am rough and barbaric, don't you like that?"
"I already have someone I like."
"It doesn't matter. You will change your mind. All men are like that."
"No, I can't."
Seeing him return to his previous rigid self, the water snake suddenly felt bored and said, "Alright, alright, I don't want to argue with you. Now that you have seen my transformation, what are you going to do next?"
Looking at the water snake wearing clothes, the curvy figure is matched with the flawless face
The egg is so beautiful that it grows into my heart.
After fantasizing for a while, the baron said, "What should I do? And, Water Snake, do you have a name? I feel weird calling you Water Snake all the time."
"Call me Ruoshui Sanqiu. Let me ask you, next, are you going to help the college deal with me, or are you going to help me deal with the dean?"
The baron couldn't help but feel even more strange, and asked: "Ruoshui Sanqiu, what a strange name, why do you call yourself that?"
"Hey, you illiterate person, have you ever heard of the saying, 'If the water flows for three autumns, one only needs to take a scoop to drink.' How beautiful~"
The baron laughed after hearing this, thinking you are a fool, and explained: "Fuck, that's called drinking from a vast expanse of water. You are the illiterate! You are really big-breasted and brainless..."
The water snake blinked and asked, "Is it... is it the Three Thousand Weak Waters? So you mean, I have been illiterate for hundreds of years?"
"To be exact, yes. But it doesn't matter. Have you heard of another word? Let's just go with the flow. You can be called Ruoshui Sanqiu. But it's a little hard to pronounce, so I'll just call you Ruoshui from now on."
De Lassel felt that the name Ruoshui was quite suitable for her temperament and image. After all, she was a water snake.
"Ruoshui... that sounds good. I'll do as you say. Okay, now answer my question. Are you going to help the college deal with me, or are you going to help me deal with the dean?"
After thinking for a while, De La Serre couldn't make a decision for a while, so he said, "How about we have dinner first? The food brought by the academy is very rich. And there is a little kid who wants to meet you."
If she spends her days in the lake, she feeds on the fish and other plankton underwater. She likes the delicious food that humans eat.
"Well, I haven't tasted delicious food for a long time. I hope today's meal is to my liking."
After hearing Ruoshui say that, De Lassel happily ran to find Harry Pitt.
At this moment, Harry Pitt was also waiting for the Baron's call. He was very curious about the water snake that could transform into a human.
De La Ser waved at him and said, "Pete, all right, Water Snake is dressed, just follow me."
"Okay, Baron." Pete nodded and followed slowly.