"This is a soup specially made for you, Arthur, my good friend. I will release your golden chicken in a moment. Let's drink it first, how about it?"
While pretending to send someone to release the golden rooster, De Lassel directed Old Ao to quickly bring up the good wine and food.
"Oh, no problem, drink first, drink first!" Arthur picked up a large jar of wine without saying a word and poured it into his mouth.
The Nords are barbaric men from the north. They are not particular about details and do not have many complicated etiquette. They are just rough warriors who drink a lot and eat big chunks of meat.
At this moment, De La Ser had already figured out the whole plan in his mind. The first step was to get this guy drunk and turn him from a blond macho man into a puddle of mud.
The second step was to lock him up in his own lord's hall to avoid a war between the two countries at night, in case another Swadian lord passed by and captured him.
The third step is to wait for him to wake up from his hangover and tell him that he drank too much and was drunk, so he slaughtered his golden rooster to liven up the atmosphere and ate chicken soup at the same time, which can be regarded as fulfilling his dream of eating golden rooster.
The fourth step is to take Arthur along when he leads his troops to attack the Nord Kingdom, provide cover for him, let Arthur return home safely, and then he can choose to attack other Nord lords.
The fifth step is to defeat a certain unlucky guy from the Nord Kingdom and bring him back to report, which means you have completed the task assigned by the king.
After thinking about it, De Lacelle felt that his five consecutive operations were flawless and without any flaws.
"Haha, hahaha, hahaha!" The more he thought about it, the happier he became. The more he thought about it, the more awesome he felt. De Lassel couldn't help but laugh.
System prompt: I don't know what you are so happy about, please don't be so arrogant.
This arrogant laughter, in addition to being disliked by the system, also made Arthur a little confused. "Huh? De Lassel, what are you laughing at?"
"Oh, it's nothing, Arthur. I'm glad you're here! Well, enough talking, it's all in the wine, cheers!"
Soon, after three rounds of drinking... not only was the wine in the town almost finished, but even the fine wine that the brave Arthur brought himself was almost gone.
Unexpectedly, Arthur had an amazing alcohol tolerance. The blacksmith Old O, the wealthy merchant Manid, the prison warden Borcha, and De Lassel took turns toasting him and pouring him wine, but he was not drunk at all. Instead, he became more and more courageous as he drank!
Seeing that their brothers, the wealthy merchant Manid and the prison warden Bolcha were already drunk and unconscious, they began to say nonsense like "Our master must like Safiya, her figure is really..."
Only the blacksmith Lao Ao was still standing in the bar. Looking at this scene, De La Serre had a headache. It seemed that the plan was perfect, but the first step had not been realized yet...
As the sky outside gradually darkened, the horn of war might be blown at any time, but Arthur in front of him was very sober and not drunk at all.
If the war breaks out now, Arthur might really fight back. With the help of alcohol, his fighting power will explode, and the consequences will be disastrous...
There is no other way. It seems I can only resort to this last resort and take a risk, De Lassel thought to himself.
"Arthur, these wines are boring. I know that the wealthy merchant Manid has some precious and fine wines hidden away. I will secretly take them out and let you taste them."
"There's such a good thing!? Great, great!" When Arthur heard that it was a precious wine, his eyes lit up with gold.
So De Lassel came to the room of the wealthy merchant Manid and found the leftover materials he used for his research on wine making. Some of these leftovers had extremely high concentrations, comparable to industrial alcohol.
(Brief description: Industrial alcohol, that is, alcohol used in industry, is also called denatured alcohol and industrial liquor. The purity of industrial alcohol is generally 95% and 99%, and it is mainly produced by synthesis and brewing. The general cost of synthesis is very low and the ethanol content is high. The brewed industrial alcohol generally has an ethanol content greater than or equal to 95% and a methanol content less than 1%.)
De Lassel thought that such a high concentration of alcohol could not be drunk, as it would definitely burn the internal organs and cause alcohol poisoning.
After all, we want to get him drunk, not to kill him. We should be kind and honest. Let me process it for you~
He neutralized it on the spot to reduce the concentration, produced some strong liquor, poured it into a bottle, and took it out to
In front of the brave Arthur.
Arthur didn't think too much and didn't take precautions. He picked up the bottle without hesitation and drank half of it. However, after drinking it, he showed a painful expression.
"De Lacelle, is this really a precious wine from your private collection? Why do I taste... a taste of horse urine?"
When De La Serre heard this, he felt amused. Did you taste horse urine? Do you know what it tastes like
At this time the system comes to spoil the show again: System prompt: If you can smell the stench of shit, you must have tasted shit
Will you die if you don't talk? If you have something to say, keep it to yourself! I haven't achieved any of the five steps yet. I'm very anxious. System, please obey me!
The baron was beeping like crazy at the system in his heart. It was really depressing that it didn't help but also made things worse! Then he said to Arthur:
"Arthur, you don't know this, this wine tastes like this. Why do I know this? Well... I also drank it secretly last time. The taste is a bit strange, but the aftertaste is very strong!"
"Oh, so that's how it is. I say, I say, I say... why, why, why do I feel a little dizzy."
At this moment, Arthur's old face was flushed, his legs were weak, and he was swaying in the chair, as if he couldn't sit still.
Seeing him repeat a sentence several times before he could utter it, the Baron applauded secretly, thinking that the matter should be done, as this was a sign of being drunk.
Then the Baron gave a look to Old Ao behind him, and Old Ao seemed to understand, and hurried forward to toast Arthur again.
Arthur couldn't refuse, so he forced himself to drink the remaining half bottle in a big gulp. He felt his eyes gradually becoming harder and harder to open, and the whole world was spinning around.
This golden opportunity must not be missed. Seeing that success was about to be achieved, the Baron stood up and gave the final push.
"Arthur, we have a rule in Uxhall that we cannot leave any bowls or glasses left after eating or drinking! This is what our ancestors taught us not to waste. Come, I'll finish it with you!"
After saying that, without waiting for Arthur to wave his hand to refuse, De Lassel picked up the large bowl beside him. It was clearly filled with golden chicken soup instead of wine. But Arthur was already in a daze, so how could he know so much