When I returned to my long-lost home at night, the moment I saw Xu Ying when I entered the door, I suddenly felt warm. Xu Ying was mopping the floor, wearing a white pajamas, showing her round shoulders and two white thighs, because she was bent over, her collar drooped, revealing the scenery inside, and she could have a panoramic view. Liu Weian was stunned for a second, and looked away when Xu Ying raised her head.
"Liu Wei'an, you're back, have you eaten yet?" Xu Ying's face flashed with surprise.
"Have eaten, how about you? Huh? Where are Sister Zhang and Brother Zhou?" Liu Wei'an changed his shoes at the door and walked into the living room. He knew that Zhou Jie was busy playing "World of Warcraft", but Zhang Yan didn't have much at night. I usually watch TV in the living room.
"One of Zhou Jie's classmates celebrated his birthday, and the two of them went out, so they probably won't come back later." Xu Ying put the mop on the balcony, walked over, and asked, "Have you been home for so many days, what happened?"
"Well, something happened at home, but it's okay, it's all resolved." Liu Wei'an glanced at Xu Ying from time to time, "You two are okay at home."
"Go to work after the holiday, everything is business as usual." Xu Ying said with a smile, "I left some rice dumplings for you, but you haven't come back for several days, Zhou Jie was worried. It just happened that I finished eating yesterday. I knew you When you come back today, don’t let him eat it.”
"It's okay." Liu Wei'an showed a slight smile, "It's fine if you want to, I'm coming back today is also a temporary decision."
"Why can't you get through on your mobile phone?" Xu Ying sat on the sofa, her black and beautiful hair draped over the backrest.
"The battery is out." Liu Weian took out his phone and looked at it, the screen was black.
"I read the news about Banshi County, Anyuan City, and it seems to be in chaos there." Xu Ying asked concerned.
"It's always been chaotic over there." Liu Weian smiled softly, "Human life is worthless there."
"Does the government not care?" Xu Ying was a little uncomfortable being stimulated by his understatement.
"Some are unwilling to control, and some are unable to control." Liu Wei'an showed a mocking smile.
"What do you mean?" Xu Ying looked at him and felt that he was a little strange this time.
"It's nothing, it's no good knowing too much." Liu Wei'an smiled, "Anyway, you don't want to go there, it's a poor country, if you travel, it's best to choose Earth."
"I heard from the authorities that there was an earthquake over there. But many people have spread that it was an explosion. Is there going to be a big war over there?" Xu Ying asked a little uneasy.
"Want to know?" Liu Weian hooked his fingers, "Come closer, let me tell you, I just know."
Affected by his mysterious expression, Xu Ying couldn't help leaning over him, but immediately felt something was wrong. The two were sitting side by side. As soon as she leaned over, her waist slightly bent, and her collar drooped naturally. Everything inside was seen When the light was gone, he retreated back to the sofa like an electric shock, and said with a blushing face, "Be calm."
Liu Wei'an regretfully moved his eyes away from his neckline, but he didn't move too far, but lingered at the two points. The pajamas were very thin, and whether she was wearing underwear inside. There was an obvious mark on the top of the pajamas, like a bamboo shoot trying to break through the ground, tenacious and firm. He said in his mouth: "The earthquake must be a lie. Who has seen an earthquake and can have a mushroom cloud? It was a bomb that was dropped somewhere many years ago. It exploded accidentally. It was so powerful that it made people feel Earthquakes, in fact, are not a big deal, there may be wars, but certainly not because of this incident.”
"But—" Xu Ying's expression was cautious, "I heard that bombers were also dispatched. If there is no battlefield, do bombers need to be dispatched?"
"Who did you listen to?" Liu Weian asked back.
"I saw in the circle of friends that someone posted pictures, but after a while, all these pictures were deleted." Xu Ying said.
A sharp light flashed in Liu Wei'an's eyes, and then he said nonchalantly, "Bombers don't represent war, and it's the same as that you don't have to take off your clothes when you sleep."
"Who told you that." Xu Ying spat.
"It's a good night, just the two of us at home, talking about killing people, fighting battles, corpses, it's too ugly." Liu Wei'an looked at Xu Ying, "Don't you think so?"
"Otherwise, what are we talking about?" Xu Ying regretted her words as soon as she uttered them. This sentence was like throwing sparks into hot oil, and the atmosphere suddenly changed because of this sentence, becoming more charming and pink. breath.
"Let me check your palm for you." Liu Wei'an straightened up and moved a little closer to Xu Ying.
"You still have research on this?" Xu Ying was quite amused, this excuse is too bad, but for some reason, she didn't feel disgusted in her heart, and stretched out her hand.
Liu Wei'an held her hand, and the first feeling was warmth. Xu Ying's hand was very warm, with slender fingers, which looked thin, but were full of elasticity to the touch. The palm of the hand is different from the snow white on the legs and arms, it is very rosy, with fine lines. This is the first time he has looked at a woman's hand so carefully. At first, he just made an excuse, but after a closer look, he suddenly found that the hand can also be like this Alluring, like a work of art.
Stretch out your index finger and rub it gently, it is delicate and smooth, and has an excellent touch. Although Xu Ying’s family conditions are good, she basically does the housework by herself, such as washing, cooking, mopping the floor and washing dishes. The strange thing is that these labors are not in her hands. There are no traces left on the hands, and the nails are neatly trimmed, as if for a month and a half, without any nail polish on them, natural and fresh.
"It's so itchy." Xu Ying couldn't help laughing, "Hey, you watched it for a long time, what did you see?"
"My skill is still relatively shallow, and I can only see a little bit for the time being." Liu Wei'an raised his head and said with a serious face: "Although it is a small problem, you must pay attention to it, otherwise, it will affect your body."
"What's the problem?" Xu Yingming knew that he was talking nonsense, but his expression was too serious, and he couldn't help feeling a little flustered.
"I can see from your marriage line that you are still single." Liu Wei'an said in a low tone.
"Nonsense." Xu Ying spat, but did not admit it.
"I also see that you are a virgin." Liu Wei'an said surprisingly.
"What does this have to do with being single?" Xu Ying blushed a little, and she was very shy when a man held her hand and said that she was a virgin.
"It's a big relationship, if you have a boyfriend, how can you still be a virgin?" Liu Wei'an took it for granted.
"Isn't it okay to stay in the bridal chamber for the wedding night?" Xu Yingqiang said contemptuously, "What kind of logic are you talking about?"
"Facing a beauty like you who dresses like this every day, not to mention being on the same bed, even under the same roof, I can't help it. Tell me, if there is such a boyfriend, can he bear it? If so The fact that the situation is bearable only shows that he is a different kind of person." Liu Wei'an said.
"Who?" Xu Ying couldn't help asking.
"Eunuch."
"You are the eunuch." Xu Yingfan flushed and spat.
"How dare you say that about me." Liu Weian was furious, "This is a serious insult to me."
As soon as Xu Ying said the words, she knew that the joke was too big, but she didn't know how to redeem it, she bit her lower lip with her white teeth, at a loss for what to do. "I'm a pure man, you can insult my personality, but you can't insult my personality, understand?" Liu Weian exclaimed angrily.
"You're a man, you're just a little boy." Xu Yingming knew that she was playing with fire, but she couldn't help but say it.
"Really?" Liu Wei'an leaned forward and approached Xu Ying. Their lips almost touched each other before they stopped, and said slowly, "Even if it's a boy, it's scary to get angry."
The breath coming out of Liu Wei'an's mouth made Xu Ying's face turn red immediately. She was inexplicably flustered and leaned back hard, but the back was a sofa and she couldn't get back at all. She forced herself to calm down: "Why are you so eager to prove yourself, aren't you What is a child? Only a child can prove himself to an adult."
"It makes sense." Liu Wei'an still held Xu Ying's hand with one hand to prevent her from taking it away, and put the other hand on the sofa, "I'll tell you a joke, if you don't laugh, I will Forgive you, if you smile, you're going to—"
"What are you going to do?" Xu Yingming couldn't help cooperating.
Liu Wei'an glanced at the red lips that looked like rose petals, resisted the desire to kiss and said, "By the way, a woman just gave birth to a baby. When she was in confinement, a group of girlfriends went to visit. One of the girlfriends came over and said' Wow, he looks just like your husband!', another best friend followed and said, "Yeah, it's very similar, especially when breastfeeding, the eyes are so dreamy!" Immediately, everyone fell silent."
"It's over?" Xu Ying looked at Liu Wei'an with innocent eyes.
Liu Wei'an stared at her for a while, is this joke so cold? Finally, he said weakly: "Okay, this joke is not funny, I will change it." After brewing his emotions, he said: "Ye, the last bus, a woman in white sits in the last row. The driver looked in the rearview mirror, and the woman is gone." , Surprised! Turn around quickly, and the person is sitting there. Continue to drive and look in the rearview mirror, the woman is gone again, brake suddenly and turn back, and the woman appears again. Continue to drive and look in the rearview mirror, there is no woman anymore! Stop quickly, the woman walks slowly Come, with messy hair and blood on his face, he said in a deep voice, 'My god you are a god, my old lady—'"
"Rogue." Xu Ying burst out laughing suddenly. Liu Wei'an was stunned, and stared at her for a few seconds, "Why are you laughing, you haven't reached your climax yet."
"I was laughing at the joke just now." Xu Ying blushed, "That girlfriend is not a serious person."
Liu Wei'an was speechless, before saying after a while: "Sister, your reaction speed... besides, is that a joke?"
"You're not a decent person either." Xu Ying glared at him.
"Are you still telling the joke?" Liu Weian couldn't laugh or cry.
"Speak, but you are not allowed to tell dirty jokes." Xu Ying said fiercely.
"I don't want to hear any more, I just remember that dirty joke." It was a waste of effort to brew a little emotion, Liu Wei'an said dryly: "Just listen to that woman say, 'I call you a fairy, my old lady and you Do you have a grudge? As soon as you tie your shoelaces, you slam on the brakes, and as soon as you tie your shoelaces, you slam on the brakes, and you hit my head with blood'."
"Pfft!" Xu Ying reacted quickly this time and was overjoyed. Two pear vortexes loomed, and the warm breath with a woman's unique fragrance sprayed on his face. Liu Weian's heart became hot, and he couldn't help but put his head on it. At this moment, he heard the sound of the door being unlocked. He was startled, Lightning stood up, and just as he sat down, he saw Zhang Yan and Zhou Jie walking in.
"Liu Wei'an, you are back, when did you come back?" Zhang Yan shouted in surprise.
"Being back soon." Liu Weian was a little annoyed, and almost kissed him, which is a pity. Seeing this, Xu Ying secretly covered her mouth and smiled, her eyes curled up.