So next, when everyone was bored after dinner, someone came to tease Zhu Ping'an, and the one who took the lead in teasing was my aunt.
"Ang'er, come and play with your aunt." The aunt sat there and waved, motioning Zhu Ping'an to come over.
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Although Zhu Ping'an was reluctant, he still went over happily. There was no other way. He was just a child. The most important thing was that his mother was watching him with a smile, and there were so many relatives around. He didn't dare to give up at this moment.
"Hello, auntie." Zhu Ping'an had a smile on his chubby face, and his little mouth was as sweet as honey.
"Ang'er is so well behaved." The aunt couldn't stop smiling.
"Aunt, you dare not praise him. This boy is very tough, jumping up and down all day long. If you praise him again, he will go even crazier." Chen said words that belittled Zhu Ping'an, but her face was smiling with pride.
It is a tradition to belittle your children in front of others. Don't take it seriously. Most parents are just being polite. They are belittling their children but actually praising them. They do this mainly to be humble and polite and to make other parents happy. Of course, sometimes parents say this because they want their children to understand their shortcomings and not be proud in the future. In short, parents all have good intentions, and Zhu Ping'an is well aware of this.
"I like Anger very much. The more noisy the little boy is, the smarter he is." For some reason, the aunt liked this chubby little nephew and felt that they got along very well.
The aunt groped in her pocket for a while and then stretched out her hands. There was a silver bean in her left hand and two silver beans in her right hand, and she began to tease Zhu Ping'an.
"Ang'er, I just heard you say that you wanted to save money to marry a wife, so I'll give you some sponsorship. But you can only choose one. Do you want the one for your left hand or your right hand?" The aunt stretched out her hand and asked Zhu Ping'an with a smile.
Zhu Ping'an looked at his left hand, then at his right hand, and was stunned for a while.
You are so silly. Chen is a little anxious. She will definitely choose two silver beans. What is there to think about
The eldest aunt wished she could push Zhu Ping'an away and push her own Zhu Pingjun up, thinking that Zhu Ping'an was such a silly boy, one or two, there was no need to think about it, everyone knew to take the two silver beans.
Zhu Ping'an didn't let everyone wait. He stretched out his claws under the expectant gazes of several people.
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My aunt and the others were surprised at first, and then they couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Because Zhu Ping'an just stretched out his claws to grab the left hand, and said I want the left hand.
My aunt was also very surprised. She suppressed her laughter and asked, "Ang'er, why do you want the left hand?"
"My left hand is beautiful." Zhu Ping'an answered capriciously.
Chen's face was filled with black lines, and she almost wanted to beat her stupid son. This stupid child is usually quite smart, why did he get confused at the critical moment? Two silver beans are enough to sew her purse for half a month. Look at how happy your aunt is, you little rascal, wait and see how I will deal with you later.
For a moment, the news that Zhu Ping'an foolishly chose one silver bean instead of two spread throughout the yard like wings.
This news was so unbelievable that many people did not believe it. They really did not believe it. After all, which one was bigger, one or two? Even a kid who could not speak clearly knew it. Therefore, the fact that Zhu Pingan chose one made everyone think it was not true.
For example, now.
"Little cousin, come here and choose which one you choose." The 8-year-old cousin was leaning against her father, stretching out her two little hands and asking Zhu Ping'an. This time, there was one silver bean in her right hand and two silver beans in her left hand.
Just like last time, Zhu Ping'an once again chose a silver bean.
"Haha, look, Daddy, I didn't lie to you, did I? My little cousin really picked a silver bean?"
The little cousin told her father that she felt her little cousin was really a little stupid.
Then, the second cousin teased Zhu Ping'an in this way in front of other relatives of the second aunt's family. Without a doubt, Zhu Ping'an once again chose a silver bean between one and two silver beans.
Next came my second grandfather, my eldest aunt, and my eldest cousin...
As if to confirm the birth of a fool, almost all the relatives in the family tried it. The rich second grandfather and great aunt's families all had silver beans, while my eldest aunt and fourth aunt and their families all had copper coins.
In short, everyone looked at Zhu Ping'an with satisfaction and smiled as he chose one instead of two, feeling a sense of superiority in his IQ.
Especially the eldest aunt, her smile was so bright and contemptuous, no one could tell the difference between 1 and 2. A person who has to dig in the mud for a living wants to go to school, he should give up the idea as soon as possible.
As for Zhu Ping'an, he laughed along with others, laughing like a fool.
Finally, Chen couldn't bear it anymore and went up to grab Zhu Ping'an's arm. If there were no outsiders around, she would have pressed him on the legs and spanked him. You shameless thing, how dare you laugh!
"Are you stupid? Why don't you choose two, but only one?!" Chen pulled Zhu Ping'an's arm and asked angrily. She was determined that if you can't give a good answer, I will make you pay!
"If I choose two, who will tease me?" Zhu Ping'an protected his bulging pockets with his chubby paws like a calf, and answered seriously.
Choose one or two, this is also the difference between talent and genius. Talent chooses two, but genius chooses one.
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The laughter in the room stopped abruptly, and everyone's faces showed a lot of different expressions, especially those of the eldest aunt and the fourth aunt, who looked as if they had eaten a fly.
Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so she slapped Zhu Ping'an on the buttocks, "I'm kidding you, you are so young and you don't learn well, you are so greedy!"
On the surface, Chen looked disappointed with her son, but in her heart she was very proud. She glanced at her aunt and fourth aunt and said, "You were the ones laughing at my son just now, right? How can you still laugh now?"
"A child who is smart when he is young may not be a good person when he grows up." Little Fourth Aunt said sourly, causing Chen to roll her eyes.