"Ahem, this typo is a bit too much..." Zhu Ping'an moved his eyes away from the rice paper, coughed and said.
The difference between "势" and "世" is quite big. If he didn't know how to write "势" or wrote it as "世" by mistake, it would be understandable. But writing "世" as "势" was a bit too much. Zhu Pingan even suspected that the naughty kid did it on purpose...
"My dear nephew, it's more than just excessive. Just imagine how uneducated he must be to make such a mistake!" Marquis Linhuai was still unable to calm down.
"Hehe, it was just carelessness for a moment. I won't make such low-level mistakes next time." Zhu Ping'an defended the naughty kid with a lack of confidence.
“If this sentence was a momentary carelessness, then what about the next sentence? I tested him on ‘When he was four years old, his uncle took away his mother’s will’. Do you know how he explained it?!” When Linhuai Hou mentioned this sentence, he became even more excited. His chest rose and fell violently, as if he would explode on the spot in the next second.
Well!
Linhuai Hou was even more excited than before, and Zhu Pingan suddenly became curious. How did the naughty kid translate it? !
"I think I solved this sentence very well." The naughty kid raised his fat face, his confidence undiminished.
When it comes to self-confidence, naughty kids have always had it very firmly in their grasp, no one can match them!
Linhuai Hou was about to explode. Before Linhuai Hou exploded, Zhu Pingan asked the kid, "Brother Rui, how do you explain it?"
"This one isn't difficult. 'When I was four years old, my uncle took my mother's virginity' means 'When I was four years old, my uncle took my mother's virginity'..." the naughty kid raised his fat face and explained confidently.
Oh my god!
“When I was four years old, my uncle took my mother’s virginity” means “When I was four years old, my uncle took my mother’s virginity”? ! !
puff!
Zhu Pingan couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of tea after hearing the explanation of the naughty kid. You are not just a talent, you are Xiu'er, Tianxiu, ***, Dihuazhixiu, and the God of Creation are not as good as you,... ...
Zhu Pingan stared at the naughty kid Rui Ge'er in amazement, with a look of admiration and awe written all over his face...
After arranging for your old father to be castrated and sent to the palace, you also made clear arrangements for your old mother!
Zhu Ping'an felt sorry for Linhuai Hou Li Tingzhu at this moment. He checked his son's homework with great expectation, hoping to see his son excel in both homework and filial piety. As a result, not only was his homework so bad that he had to lean on the wall, but his filial piety was even more disgusting. After arranging for his old father to be castrated and enter the palace, he also arranged for his uncle to take away his mother's virginity... ...
You have turned a good drama called "The Petition" into a bloody drama that combines palace fighting, human nature and ethics...
Zhu Ping'an looked at Linhuai Hou, then at the naughty child. He was his biological child. Under such circumstances, Linhuai Hou did not beat the naughty child to death, which fully proved that the naughty child was his biological child.
"I'll let you 'seize your mother's will'..." Linhuai Hou finally exploded. He violated the principles of physics at this moment. His fat body made graceful movements. He pulled the naughty kid out from behind Zhu Ping'an in the blink of an eye, pushed him down on the chair, and slapped him on the butt.
Aww... ... The naughty kid's voice could be heard from far away... ...
Zhu Ping'an took great pains to rescue the naughty kid from the bear's paw of Linhuai Hou.
"Ahem, uncle, Rui may not be paying attention in class recently. He... he should have been good at his studies before."
Zhu Ping'an found a reason to appease Linhuai Hou.
"Woo, woo, I learned it well before. It's definitely not as bad as this crappy "Chen Qing Biao"..." The naughty kid groaned twice and raised his head to 45 degrees. The familiar mysterious self-confidence returned to his fat face.
Xiu'er, sit down!
Seeing the naughty kid's behavior, Zhu Pingan couldn't help but cover his face. I was just saying it casually to give you a way out, not to let you stand up! And you even stood up on the table! "I learned it well before, not like the lame "Chen Qing Biao"..." You have a lot of words...
really!
Hearing the kid's confident expression, Linhuai Hou looked at the kid like a wild monster that was attracted by hatred. He began to test him. He casually wrapped the cane around his hand like a whip, walked to the bookshelf, pulled out a book, opened a page, pointed at a sentence, and said to the kid, "Okay, didn't you say you were very good at learning before? Didn't you say you weren't as lax as "Chen Qing Biao"? Then tell me this sentence of reconciliation?"
"I'll solve it, just watch." The naughty child never lacks confidence, and it is never false.
The naughty kid Rui Ge'er looked in the direction where Linhuai Hou pointed out, and Zhu Ping'an also looked over there.
I saw that what Linhuai Hou was referring to was: One day, the donkey brayed and the tiger was terrified.
After only reading this sentence, Zhu Ping'an knew that it was from "The Donkey of Guizhou" by Liu Zongyuan, one of the Eight Great Masters of Tang and Song Dynasties. The famous idiom "The donkey in Guizhou has run out of tricks" comes from this chapter.
"One day, the donkey brayed and the tiger was terrified." This sentence is very simple and there is no difficulty at all.
Zhu Ping'an believed that the naughty child could explain it easily.
Um.
Zhu Ping'an glanced at Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu and couldn't help but give him a thumbs up in his heart. It was true that the old ones were the wisest. It seemed that he just randomly picked out a book, a page, and a sentence, but in fact, they were still very particular. He deliberately chose such a simple one.
When it comes to the strength, Linhuai Hou has a firm grasp on it.
Good, the way out is there. The next step is for the naughty kid to explain himself, and then both parties can use this opportunity to back off.
"What does this sentence mean? Explain it quickly." Linhuai Hou pointed at this sentence and urged the naughty child.
You'd better hurry up, Zihou and I have some serious business to discuss... ... These are what Linhuai Hou really thinks.
"Rui'er, please solve it. I believe you can do it." Zhu Ping'an smiled slightly and picked up the teacup again.
"Hey, this sentence is very simple, listen carefully." The naughty child cleared his throat, with a confident look on his face, and explained loudly with his hands behind his back, "'One day, the donkey brayed, and the tiger was frightened' means 'One day, the donkey brayed, and the tiger was frightened'..."
puff!
Zhu Ping'an just took a sip of tea and spat it all out again. He stared at the naughty child in amazement, with a look of disbelief on his face!
As soon as he said that, the donkey brayed and the tiger was startled... ... Liu Zongyuan's coffin lid could no longer hold it down!
Xiu Ren, sit down, the hell!
No!
Get down!
It's such a simple sentence, but you actually drove it! And you made a sharp turn right after you got on the car!
"My dear nephew, please don't stop me. I want to kill this ignorant and filthy-minded bastard to prevent him from embarrassing himself in the future. Our Li family has been a noble family for generations, loyal to the country. We can't afford to lose this person..." At this moment, the roar of Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu could almost blow the roof off the house...