It was dark, and the moon and stars arrived as scheduled. Daddy
Test his homework, give him a beating and educate him, so that he will remember it and understand what he can and cannot say.
This time he changed his props. Instead of a cane, he brought a board, a spanking board.
The naughty kid had already made preparations. When he saw his father coming, he was not nervous at all, and even looked forward to it.
Linhuai Hou didn't waste any words and started to check your homework. "Your father is here to check your homework. It is said that you should start well and end well. This morning, I checked the beginning of your "Petition to the Emperor". This time, I will check the ending. 'If I live, I will die with my head cut off. If I die, I will die with grass. I am so frightened that I am like a dog or a horse. I respectfully submit this petition to you.' What does it mean?"
Hearing what Linhuai Hou said, the naughty kid's fat face suddenly became excited, and at the same time he was full of admiration for his fifth brother-in-law. His fifth brother-in-law was really amazing, he actually guessed the question. He said that my father might be able to finish the ending sentence from beginning to end in the test. I didn't expect that my father really could guess the ending sentence from beginning to end in the test. It was really amazing.
Humph, I've been prepared for this for a long time.
"Dad, listen carefully. 'If I live, I shall lose my head, and if I die, I shall be tied to grass. I am so terrified that I cannot bear the fear of a dog or a horse, so I write this letter carefully for you to hear.'"
The naughty kid raised his fat face confidently, held his head high, put his chubby hands behind his back, and paced with his short legs. As he paced, he answered with great vigor, quite like Cao Zijian of the Three Kingdoms who could compose a poem in seven steps.
At first, Marquis Linhuai was intimidated by the boy's aura, thinking that this brat could really do it. But when he listened to him later, he burst into laughter. This ignorant brat's translation was bullshit.
"I asked you to make a bundle of hay! I asked you to make a bundle of hay... You are just a bundle of hay."
Linhuai Hou immediately pressed the naughty child onto the chair and hit him twice with a stick. Of course, he was holding back because he was his own child, so he couldn't and wouldn't be willing to use too much force.
Oh...
The naughty kid got hit with a stick and immediately screamed loudly, with snot bubbling up his nose...
"Dad, you just want to beat me, right?" After being hit with two sticks, the naughty kid raised his fat face with snot bubbles, his little eyes full of questioning.
Oh shit!
The brat actually found out?! The brat got it?! He actually found out that I had ulterior motives.
Linhuai Hou's fat body trembled when he heard this, but after all, he had eaten more salt than the naughty kid had eaten rice. His face did not change at all, "What are you talking about? I hope my son will become a dragon, and I am so disappointed that he cannot become a good person!"
"Huh, the translation of this sentence was taught to me by my fifth brother-in-law. He's the top scholar, so how could he be wrong? I did it right, and you still beat me. So, you just want to beat me, right?!" The naughty kid looked like he was possessed by Zhuge Liang.
"You are uneducated and yet you blame it on your brother-in-law! How could your brother-in-law, a top scholar, translate like this?! He made up an excuse so perfunctorily and didn't put any effort into it. It really pissed me off..."
As he said this, Marquis Linhuai pressed the naughty kid down on the chair again and gave him another beating with a stick.
"Ah... It was really my brother-in-law who taught me..." The voice of the naughty child rang out from the chair.
"Oh, you still don't admit it."
“Ah…”
After finishing this round of teaching, Linhuai Hou pulled the naughty kid up and said seriously, "You have been in Yingtian Prefecture for such a long time, and you have also learned a lot from several teachers. Today I will pick a few more to test you. If you act like this again, don't blame me for being merciless!"
"You take the test." Although he was taught a lesson, the kid's confidence remained undiminished.
"Good boy! You have guts! You follow your father's advice on this! Then tell me what this sentence 'A sage has no permanent teacher' means in this article 'On Teachers'?" Linhuai Hou laughed angrily, flipped open the book of the naughty boy, turned to the article 'On Teachers', pointed to a sentence in it and asked the naughty boy.
Huh?! Dad doesn't test me on the opening sentence like he used to?! My brother-in-law never taught me how to do this sentence.
What’s more, I didn’t listen to the lessons carefully, so I really can’t do it.
The naughty kid was stunned, with cold sweat appearing on his forehead, but he regained his confidence the next second.
He remembered that his brother-in-law had taught him not to panic when encountering problems, but to believe in himself and follow his feelings.
Think about how my brother-in-law taught me, to separate the words one by one, and then combine them, and when I encounter a word I don’t know, I associate it with related words... ...
So, after a few seconds, the naughty kid raised his fat face, which was full of confidence, and answered confidently, "'Saints have no permanent teachers' means 'Saints and wise men have no normal teachers...'"
"How did you explain it just now?" Linhuai Hou was stunned for a moment when he heard the words, and asked the naughty child in disbelief.
'Saints have no permanent teachers' means that saints and wise men do not have normal teachers..." the naughty child repeated.
"Saints and wise men don't have normal teachers?! I want you to have no normal teacher, I want you to have no normal teacher, so will I find you an abnormal, crazy teacher so that you will be satisfied..."
Linhuai Hou was stunned. He was so angry that he pressed the naughty boy down on the chair again and raised the stick in his hand.
“Ah…”
When the naughty kid was pinned down on the chair again, he felt even more strongly that his father wanted to beat him up.
"What does the sentence 'Those who eat horses do not know that they can run a thousand miles, but they still eat them' mean in "On Horses"? " Linhuai Hou continued to ponder.
My brother-in-law never taught me, but don't panic, trust yourself and follow your feelings...
"'The one who eats the horse does not know that it can run a thousand miles and yet he eats it' means: The one who eats the horse does not know that it can run a thousand miles and yet he eats it."
The naughty kid thought for a moment, then looked up and explained.
"I told you to eat, eat, eat, eat... all you know is eating!" Linhuai Hou once again pinned the naughty kid down on the chair and swung his stick.
Oh...
The naughty boy's voice is as loud as his confidence, never weak.
After Linhuai Hou taught the naughty boy a lesson again, he felt relieved and his anger almost subsided. "I will test you one last time. I hope you won't disappoint me again."
"Do you want to beat me up again?" the naughty kid asked, raising his fat face.
When Linhuai Hou saw the naughty boy's look, he couldn't help but clench his stick and felt it necessary to give him one more question.