There was a table full of delicious food. The greasy fat man was smiling widely, his hands stretched left and right, and he was eating with great satisfaction.
After finishing the meal, the greasy fat man calmed down his stomach, looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, and said in a magnetic voice: "It's too boring to eat like this. Why don't we do something interesting?"
Do something interesting?!
Your words are very likely to make people think of something wrong, coupled with your slightly obscene expression! If the person sitting opposite you is a girl, she can sue you for harassment!
"What do you think, sir?" Zhu Ping'an asked with a smile.
"How about we play a drinking game? Each of us can eat the dish only if we tell a story related to it. Otherwise, we can't eat it. How about that? I wonder if you are interested?"
The greasy fat man reached out and touched the mustache at the corner of his mouth, looked at Zhu Pingan with a smile, and said with interest.
"Fatty, what are you thinking? I'm a rough guy who can't even read or write. How can I play drinking games?!" Liu Dadao felt that the greasy fat man was targeting him and couldn't help but glared at the fat man.
"Haha, that's easy. You and your young master share the same fate. Your young master can make drinking orders for you. As long as your young master makes a drinking order, both of you can drink."
The greasy fat man said with a smile.
"Aren't you cheating? For every drinking game you play, my young master has to play two." Liu Dadao said dissatisfiedly.
"It's okay, it's okay. The host should follow the guest's wishes. And it's rare that you are in a good mood. Of course I will accompany you." Zhu Ping'an said with a smile.
"Okay. That's straightforward. Let's start with me, and give the little brother some time to think." The greasy fat man finalized the drinking order as soon as Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, and started first on the pretext of giving Zhu Ping'an some time to think.
"Haha, Jiang Taigong is fishing."
As the greasy fat man spoke, he moved the plate of steamed mandarin fish on the table in front of him, picked up a large piece of it with a smiling mouth, and deliberately faced Liu Dadao, eating with exaggerated relish, with oil dripping from the corners of his mouth.
"You eat with such big mouthfuls, aren't you afraid of getting choked by fish bones..." Liu Dadao said with a sullen face.
"Mandarin fish has few bones and much meat, so don't worry about it." The greasy fat man smacked his lips and said with a smile.
"Please come in, little brother." After the greasy fat man had provoked Liu Dadao, he said to Zhu Ping'an with a smile.
"Then I won't be polite." Zhu Ping'an smiled and nodded, pointed at the pork with preserved vegetables with chopsticks, and said softly, "Zhang Fei sells meat", and then said to Liu Dadao, "Dadao, you are a martial artist, eat more meat."
"Thank you, sir."
After Liu Dadao thanked Zhu Ping'an, he picked up five large slices of meat with his chopsticks, shook them in front of the greasy fat man, and then stuffed them into his mouth. Oil and water could be seen flowing from the corners of his mouth.
The five large slices of meat took up one-third of the plate. When Liu Dadao took the pieces with his chopsticks, a large area of the plate was left empty.
The greasy fat man couldn't help swallowing when he saw this. This Braised Pork with Preserved Vegetables was also one of his favorites.
"Shi Qian stole the chicken."
Zhu Ping'an then ordered some drunken chicken and told the story of Shi Qian stealing the chicken. He then picked up a chicken wing and put it in his mouth. Then he said to Liu Dadao, "Dadao, you should try it too. It tastes good."
So, Liu Dadao used the same trick again and picked up the chicken thigh and the big piece of meat with one chopstick, deliberately feasting on the greasy fat man.
"Aren't you afraid of choking?" the greasy fat man couldn't help but say.
"Haha, don't worry. This chicken is very oily and you won't choke while eating it." Liu Dadao said proudly.
The greasy fat man was getting anxious. If he continued like this, the fool opposite him would finish the whole plate in a few bites. So he blinked his eyes, stretched out his hands, drew a circle on the table, and said with a smile, "Qin Shi Huang annexed the six kingdoms - he devoured the world. All these dishes belong to me, hahaha..."
Liu Dadao was confused.
"Haha, I admire you. I admire you." Zhu Ping'an said with a smile.
"No, no." The greasy fat man smiled like a flower and winked at Liu Dadao, "I'm sorry, all these dishes belong to me. No matter how big your mouth is, you can't enjoy them."
"Sir, he..." Liu Dadao looked confused.
The greasy fat man smiled in front of Liu Dadao, first took a bite of the braised pork with preserved vegetables that he had been thinking about all the time, then took away a big chicken leg, and then took a drunken shrimp, slurping it up loudly on purpose.
"So, I have no choice but to... Zhao Kuangyin put on the yellow robe and proclaimed himself emperor. All these dishes will belong to us."
Zhu Ping'an looked at the greasy fat man with a smile.
The greasy fat man was stunned for a moment, then smiled and gave Zhu Pingan a thumbs up, "Not bad, little brother."
"Fatty, do these dishes belong to me and the young master? You can't eat a single bite!" Liu Dadao looked at the greasy fat man.
"Cough cough..." The greasy fat man couldn't help but cough.
"Haha, Dadao, drinking games are just to liven up the fun. My dear brother, please..." Zhu Ping'an said to Liu Dadao with a smile, then stretched out his hand and made a please gesture to the greasy fat man.
"Alas, my shortcoming is that I am too soft-hearted and I can't refuse anyone. My little brother is so kind, I can only refuse his offer." The greasy fat man said with a sigh, then picked up his chopsticks and started eating without any hesitation.
"Oh, a tree without bark is doomed to die, but a person without shame is invincible..." Liu Dadao said sarcastically.
The greasy fat man was in a very good attitude. He turned a deaf ear to Liu Dadao's sarcasm and seemed to enjoy his food even more.
After a round of toasts, Zhu Pingan smiled and asked the greasy fat man, "I haven't asked for your name yet, sir."
"It's just a cheap name that's not worth mentioning." The greasy fat man was gnawing on a chicken. Upon hearing this, he shook the chicken bone and said.
"Haha, you're joking, my friend. There's no distinction between high and low in terms of name." Zhu Ping'an smiled and shook his head.
"Why, Fatty, after eating a big meal from my young master, you don't even want to tell him his name?"
Liu Dadao glared.
"How could that be? It's just a name. It's not a big deal. My last name is Hu, and my given name is 'Yan'."
The fat man looked up from the plate, wiped the corner of his mouth, and said his name.
Nonsense!
After hearing the fat man's name, Liu Dadao shook his head in disappointment. It wasn't Xu Wei. Seeing that the master invited him to dinner, Liu Dadao was still thinking that maybe this fat man was the Xu Wei that the master was looking for. However, after hearing the fat man's name, he found that he had thought too much. This fat man was not Xu Wei at all.
"Hu Yan..." Zhu Pingan whispered, and couldn't help but pull the corner of his mouth and reveal a smile, "Brother Hu, what a good name."
Nonsense, nonsense. The speaker is talking, and nonsense means talking nonsense. This name sounds fake...