Zhu Ping'an walked into the house and found that the room he had just cleaned for the fat man a few days ago had now turned into a dirty and messy pigsty. Clothes and garbage were scattered all over the floor, and leftover soup and stinky socks were all the same color. The smell in the whole room was suffocating... I really don't know how the fat man lived in such an environment!
The waiters of Shaoxing Restaurant couldn't wait to put down their food and drinks and fled from Fatty's pig house. They were running for their lives. In their eyes, Fatty's room was hell.
How can this room not be cleaned?!
Zhu Ping'an rolled up his sleeves with a wry smile, called Liu Mu, Liu Dadao, and the fat man, and started cleaning the room.
"There's really no need to waste time cleaning it. It will be like this in a few days anyway. Let's eat first. It will be bad if the food and wine get cold."
The greasy fat man held the broom in his hand as if he was lifting a thousand-pound weight. It seemed as if he had used up all his strength to sweep the floor. His little eyes never left the food and wine, and he spoke to Zhu Ping'an while snorting.
"Don't worry, the food box is sealed with a warm towel, so the food and wine will definitely not get cold." Zhu Ping'an said with a sneer.
Your room is as messy as a pigsty and smells so bad. How can you eat without cleaning it? ...
Zhu Ping'an and the other two were sweating profusely, but the greasy fat man was just dawdling, a typical example of a man who does not put in any effort. Although he also had a broom in his hand, he could not even sweep out an area as big as his palm. Not only Liu Dadao looked at him sideways, but even Liu Mu could not help but look at the fat man sideways, he was really lazy.
After about an incense stick of time, the room was cleaned and looked brand new. After opening the windows for ventilation, the indoor air became much fresher.
The greasy fat man couldn't wait to open the food box, took out the food and wine inside, and filled the table with them.
"My little cutie, I miss you so much... mua... This is the taste..." When the dish was being served, the greasy fat man couldn't resist his greed. He directly reached out and pinched a drunken shrimp and stuffed it into his mouth. He smacked his lips and closed his eyes in satisfaction, as if his life had reached its peak all of a sudden.
It feels like I haven't eaten for half a year.
Seeing the greasy fat man's hopeless appearance, Liu Dadao couldn't help but roll his eyes and sneer. They used to have only three-tenths of thin land in the mountain village, and the corvée was heavy. They made a living by hunting, and often went hungry? Especially in winter when the mountains were blocked by heavy snow, the grain storage was seriously insufficient, and prey was hard to find. It was common for them to go hungry at this time? But even if they were hungry and cold, they were not as hopeless as the greasy fat man.
"Brother Hu? Please." Zhu Ping'an extended his hand politely.
"Please, please, please." The greasy fat man had long since given up on inviting people. He quickly picked up dishes with chopsticks, without even raising his head. He filled his mouth with chopsticks one after another, and replied incoherently while wolfing down the food.
"Brother Hu? Have a cup of tea." Zhu Ping'an smiled and picked up the teapot to pour a cup of tea for the greasy fat man and placed it next to the fat man.
"Good!" The fat man was choking from the greasy food he was eating, and Zhu Ping'an's cup of tea was really a timely help. The fat man picked up the teacup, gulped it down in a few gulps, and then continued to eat it all up.
Just like that, the greasy fat man kept wolfing down the food for nearly half an incense stick of time. After a burp, he reluctantly slowed down the speed of swallowing the food. Of course, even at a slow speed, he was still half a beat faster than Zhu Ping'an and the other three.
During this time, Zhu Ping'an added two cups of tea to the fat man and moved five plates that were away from the fat man in front of him.
Seeing the fat man slow down, Zhu Pingan poured him a glass of wine and said, "Brother Hu, I came here today to say goodbye to you."
"What?! Saying goodbye?!" The greasy fat man stopped using his chopsticks immediately after hearing this. He looked at Zhu Ping'an with reluctance, "Are you leaving Yingtian?! Can you not leave..." For a moment, the crab roe in his mouth no longer smelled good.
Are you leaving Yingtian? Can you not leave...
Zhu Pingan was a little surprised by the fat man's reluctance to leave, and was even more surprised by the fat man's retention. Then hope rose in his heart. If this was the case, there was hope. Liu Huangshu's three visits to the thatched cottage were indeed not a lie.
"If you leave, then I will no longer have these delicious foods... Will the little happiness that comes every now and then be gone like this?!"
The fat man's next words brought Zhu Ping'an back to normal. Well, this is the fat man, this is reality. Zhu Ping'an was not surprised by this.
"You have to be responsible for me." The fat man looked at Zhu Ping'an with affectionate eyes.
"Ahem...Brother Hu, why do you say that?" Zhu Pingan almost spit out a mouthful of old tea after hearing the fat man's shocking words. Hey, hey, hey, even if we are familiar with each other, I can still sue you for defamation!
"You've spoiled my appetite these past few days. I used to be able to get by with just steamed bread, but now I can't eat without wine or meat..."
The fat man wiped his mouth and accused.
Damn, you are too shameless, you are even more shameless than the ruffians... Liu Dadao couldn't bear it anymore after enduring for a long time, so he raised his head and was about to scold the fat man, but Liu Mu was quick and kicked him under the table before the fat man could open his mouth. After being stepped on and glared at by Liu Mu, Liu Dadao swallowed the words that were about to come out of his mouth.
"Haha, I see." Zhu Pingan laughed when he heard that, then he cupped his hands and said to the fat man, "Of course, of course, Brother Hu is right. This is all my fault, so I must take responsibility for Brother Hu."
The fat man looked at Zhu Pingan with some surprise, "Did your brain get stuck in the door? You actually agreed to this?"
"Brother Hu, how about this? Why don't you come with me? I promise that you will have wine and meat for every meal."
Zhu Ping'an gave a kind smile like a wolf grandmother, patted his chest and assured the greasy fat man.
The fat man looked at Zhu Ping'an vigilantly, his eyes shining, as if he could see through Zhu Ping'an.
Zhu Ping'an tried hard to maintain a harmless smile. He is indeed a legend with his vigilance.
"What kind of wine and meat?" the fat man looked up and asked seriously.
I would...
"The wine is of course Shaoxing aged wine, and the meat is at least three meat dishes, one vegetable dish, four side dishes, and one soup. It's almost the same standard as today."
Zhu Ping'an became more and more like a wolf, and tried her best to seduce the fat man.
"Gudong... Shaoxing old wine, three meat dishes and one vegetable dish, four dishes and one soup..." The fat man couldn't help swallowing his saliva when he heard this.
"Must." Zhu Ping'an nodded vigorously.
"There is no love without reason. What do you want to do to me?" The fat man wrapped the bed sheet tightly around himself.
What to you?!
Zhu Pingan glanced at the fat man and got goose bumps all over his body. Damn, what are you thinking? I have normal tastes and normal appetites. Yours is not a heavy-tasting dish anymore. It's a dark dish!