"Brother Hu, at this point, it would be too mean to hide the truth any longer. Let's just be honest with each other."
Zhu Ping'an really couldn't stand the fat man's pretentious behavior, so he put down his teacup and said to the greasy fat man.
"Oh my god! Be honest with me?! You are such a person! Sorry, I don't have the habit of sharing peaches and homosexuality!"
When the greasy fat man heard this, his expression changed drastically. His fat face was full of fear and he almost fell off his chair.
Nima, what the hell are you thinking about? ! Zhu Ping'an was speechless, his mouth twitching. He didn't give the fat man a chance to think wildly anymore. He stood up and left the table. He bowed to the greasy fat man seriously and said, "Brother Xu, let me introduce myself to you formally. I am Zhu Ping'an from Xiahe."
Wheel!
The greasy fat man fell off the chair completely, and looked at Zhu Ping'an with surprise and surprise on his fat face, "What did you call me? You must have drunk too much, little brother. I am Brother Hu, not Brother Xu. That psychopath surnamed Xu lives next door. It's really unlucky to be his neighbor..."
"Xu Wei, Xu Wenchang, I've long heard of your great name." Zhu Ping'an was unmoved. He looked at the fat man with a smile and bowed again.
Zhu Ping'an's eyes were burning, and the fat man's eyes were flickering. After staring at each other for two seconds, the fat man gave up and turned away.
"Let me make it clear first, I have no money. If you're here to collect a debt, you'll be disappointed." Xu Wei did not deny his identity. He raised his fat face, spread out his hands like a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water, and said, "Bachelor."
Debt collection?! Who would spend so much money on debt collection?! They treat you to meals every now and then and even clean your room?!
Liu Mu and Liu Dadao couldn't help but look sideways.
"Haha, don't worry, Brother Xu, we are not here to collect debts. We have long heard of your great name and have come here because of your reputation."
Zhu Pingan smiled.
"You're not here to collect debts. You should have said so earlier. You scared me. I need to eat some meat to comfort my head." Xu Wei patted his butt and got up from the ground. He sat on the chair calmly. He picked up a piece of Dongpo pork with chopsticks and put it in his mouth. Just as he was about to chew, his eyes suddenly widened. He turned his head abruptly to look at Zhu Ping'an and screamed, "Wait? You? What did you say your name was?!"
"Brother Xu? Let me introduce myself again. I am Zhu Ping'an, from Xiahe Village, and I am currently..."
Before Zhu Pingan finished speaking, he heard a strange cry from Xu Wei's mouth. Then he rolled over and fell to the ground with his chair. The pair of chopsticks in his hand flew far away...
"You! You! You are Zhu Ping'an!!!" Xu Wei got up from the ground, picked up the chopsticks without hesitation, and came directly to Zhu Ping'an. His fat face was almost sticking to Zhu Ping'an, his small eyes were almost bulging out, and he looked at Zhu Ping'an from head to toe, and then from toe to head, as if he was studying an alien.
Zhu Ping'an dodged to the side without leaving a trace? He had to dodge? This guy was simply like a spray bottle, his saliva was about to spray on his face.
"Yes, my name is Zhu Ping'an." Zhu Ping'an nodded.
After getting Zhu Ping'an's confirmation, Xu Wei stared at Zhu Ping'an from head to toe, especially at Zhu Ping'an's face, looking at it carefully, as if Zhu Ping'an's face had bloomed. After looking at it for a long time, he shook his head and said, "You are not a three-headed and six-armed man, and your head is not big either. It's far from being a big man. Besides, you look too ordinary, not as handsome as me."
"Hehe, what's the matter? Is there a rumor that I have three heads and six arms, a head as big as a bucket, and I am handsome and elegant?" Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but pull the corner of his mouth.
"It's more than just rumors. In the provincial examination that year, you became the youngest candidate in Nanzhili, and you were enjoying the Luming Banquet, while I failed the exam and huddled in an inn, eating leftovers and roasted dried fruits. I heard people praising you several times. Some people said that you were handsome and elegant, as graceful as a banished immortal, with a head as big as a bucket and wisdom unrivaled in ancient and modern times... In addition, some time ago, when you fought against the Japanese pirates to defend Jingnan, some people said that you had three heads and six arms, were invulnerable to swords and spears, and held an iron spear, going in and out of the Japanese pirates seven times, killing them all, and that you were Zhao Zilong in the world... They were just lying with their eyes open."
Xu Wei spat on the ground and said indignantly.
Handsome and elegant, wisest of all time, Zhao Zilong is the best in the world... Zhu Ping'an couldn't help blushing when he heard this.
"Alas, how unfair is God. I, Xu, have been studying for more than 20 years and have taken the provincial examinations several times, but I have never passed. Why are you so lucky? You haven't even reached the age of twenty, but you have already passed the boy's examination, county examination, prefectural examination, provincial examination, metropolitan examination, and palace examination. In the end, you won the first place in the imperial examination and rode a horse to the capital, making so many young girls and wives fall in love with you. You are so hateful..."
Xu Wei glanced at Zhu Ping'an, his small eyes full of envy, jealousy and hatred, and he grinned and sighed.
"Young Master, I really can't help it. Mr. Xu, you say that God is unfair, but I think God is very fair. For example, you are still sleeping in bed at noon, but my young master is still reading by lamplight in the middle of the night, and gets up before dawn the next day..." Liu Dadao really couldn't help it and said, suppressing his temper.
"Ahem, I'm going to sleep... I've read the book thoroughly and have mastered all the knowledge. I need a nap to recuperate."
Xu Wei coughed and replied with a slightly red face.
Liu Dadao originally wanted to satirize Xu Wei again. Others sleep to recharge their energy so that they can study and work better the next day, but you sleep to recharge your energy so that you can sleep better the next day. How can they be the same? However, thinking of the instructions given by Zhu Ping'an when he came, he held back in order not to ruin Zhu Ping'an's plan.
"Dadao, Brother Xu is a genius and cannot be treated as an ordinary person." Zhu Ping'an shook his head slightly and said to Liu Dadao.
"Haha, why is he the master and you are the follower? This is the reason." Xu Wei was complacent.
Liu Dadao snorted and said nothing.
"Brother Xu, we have come to visit you many times because we really have something to ask of you." Zhu Ping'an stood up and bowed.
"What's the matter?" Xu Wei sat calmly in the chair and looked up and asked.
"Ping An is determined to wipe out the Japanese pirates, serve the country loyally, and plead for the people. I would like to ask Brother Xu to come out and lend a hand to me."
Zhu Ping'an bowed to Xu Wei and said with a long salutation.
Hearing this, Xu Wei did not stand up, nor did he agree or refuse. Instead, he looked up and smiled at Zhu Ping'an, "What do you think of me?"
"Brother Xu is a genius. His calligraphy, poetry, prose and painting are all extraordinary. He is full of strategies and has a straightforward personality. Ping An has admired him for a long time."
Zhu Pingan replied.
"Compared to you, how does he compare?" Xu Wei asked again.
"It's even better than before." Zhu Ping'an replied.
"If that's the case, why am I not Cao, Sun, or Liu, but Xun, Zhang, or Zhuge?" Xu Wei asked with a smile.