"Miss Ruonan, you said you are harmless to the people and animals in the military camp?" Zhu Ping'an glanced at the evil woman Ruonan, shook his head and sneered.
"You are asking even though you already know the answer! We are not bad people, nor are we enemies. Of course, we are harmless to the people and animals in your barracks! What military law and discipline? You are just using chicken feathers as a token of authority! Finding faults in everything!"
Upon hearing this, the enchantress Ruonan snorted coldly, raised her heroic eyebrows, and said in a very annoyed voice.
"First, everyone is equal under military law! No one can enjoy privileges! If you enjoy privileges just because I know you and can enter and leave the barracks at will, then where do other people stand and where does military law stand?! Miss Ruonan, I remember that you were very jealous of the privileged officials?! What, do you want to become the person you hated and resisted?! The dragon-slaying hero will eventually become a dragon?!" Zhu Ping'an looked at the witch Ruonan, pulled the corner of his mouth, and said slowly.
"You're talking nonsense! I didn't!" The evil woman Ruonan shook her head vigorously, but her feet involuntarily took half a step back. This step back showed that Zhu Ping'an's words hit the nail on the head.
"Secondly, I've told you before that after three years in the army, a sow will be as beautiful as Diao Chan. Any thin and fair-skinned man in the barracks will be targeted, not to mention that you are already very beautiful. Don't say you are disguised as a man. I said last time that your butt is too raised and has too many flaws. Hua'er's figure is too plump, which is even more flawed. Have you noticed that now all the soldiers have been looking here from time to time... It's not that I look down on women, but the current situation is like a spark falling on gunpowder for women!"
Zhu Pingan continued.
"Asshole, where are you looking at?" When the evil woman Ruonan heard Zhu Ping'an say that her butt was a little raised, she immediately looked like a cat whose tail was stepped on. She glared at Zhu Ping'an with gritted teeth, her pretty face flushed.
"Son-in-law..." When Hua'er heard Zhu Ping'an say that she was too plump, she immediately put the food basket in front of her. Her chubby little face looked as if it was bleeding from embarrassment. She looked at Zhu Ping'an shyly and angrily, then lowered her little head.
Uh, are you focusing on the wrong thing? ! Zhu Pingan pulled the corner of his mouth speechlessly and continued, "Third, kindness does not control the army, justice does not control the money, and strict enforcement of military law is the best way to govern the army! If you want to strictly enforce the law, you must set an example, so that you can convince the public and win the support and support of the soldiers. At present, all the soldiers in the camp eat from the same pot. If I cook for myself, how will the soldiers in the camp see me? ! The relatives and friends of the soldiers in the camp cannot enter and leave the camp at will. If you, as my relatives and friends, can ignore the military law and enter and leave the camp at will, how will the soldiers in the camp see me? ! Abusing privileges and being above the soldiers in the camp, if such behavior can convince the public, won't it lose the military's heart? ! If I lose the military's heart and can't command a single soldier, what kind of commander am I?!"
"I'm sorry, son-in-law..." When the chubby little maid Hua'er heard Zhu Ping'an's serious words, she became nervous and didn't know what to do.
"You scholars are the best at making excuses. You are good at making eloquent arguments and can even turn black into white!"
The evil woman Ruonan was silent for a few seconds, then snorted. Unable to argue with Zhu Ping'an, she started to make personal attacks.
"I'm talking about reason, you're being unreasonable." Zhu Ping'an said calmly.
"You said I'm unreasonable?!" The evil woman Ruonan got angry again, then she chuckled, looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, and said in a long, gentle but threatening tone, "Then I really am unreasonable. Zhu Ping'an, you can't punish Erdan and Datou by military law, otherwise I will let my hair down and shout that they are indecent..."
Zhu Ping'an was speechless!
The evil woman Ruonan was very proud when she saw this.
"How about this, I'll ask you a simple question. If you can answer it, I'll exempt Erdan, Datou and the others from military law. Otherwise, you'll just leave the camp and not stop me from enforcing military law."
Zhu Ping'an looked at the enchantress Ruonan with a look of helplessness and compromise, sighed, and spoke.
The demon girl Ruonan was looking at Zhu Pingan warily. "Although I don't want to admit it, I have to say that you, a nerd, know too much. If you ask some questions about the Four Books and Five Classics, how can I answer them?"
"I'm not asking about the Four Books and Five Classics. They're simple questions. We just talked about friends and relatives. My question is just a simple 'address' question. To put it simply, it's about what someone should call someone else." Zhu Ping'an curled his lips, "Why, Miss Ruonan, don't you even have the confidence to answer this kind of question?!"
"Who has no confidence? What's so difficult about this kind of title question? Let alone one, even if it's two or three, I'm not afraid." The demon woman Ruonan took a step forward and said confidently.
The day dawned, the rain stopped, and the enchantress Ruonan felt that she was able to do it again.
Baozi's maid Hua'er's eyes also lit up. She was very good at addressing relatives. After all, as a maid, addressing relatives was a skill they had to master and it was also a skill they used quite frequently.
Zhu Pingan looked at the demon girl Ruonan and curled his lips. "No need to ask two or three questions. I only have one question. As long as you can answer it, I will exempt them from military law. Otherwise, you should just step aside and don't obstruct me from enforcing military law."
"Okay, Zhu Ping'an, you must keep your word!" The demon woman Ruonan was afraid that Zhu Ping'an might not keep his word, so she provoked him, "Your Confucius once said, 'If a man does not keep his word, he is not worthy of it.'"
"Of course, a gentleman's word is as good as his bond!" Zhu Ping'an nodded vigorously, then looked at the enchanting girl Ruonan, "I hope Miss Ruonan feels the same way."
"Nonsense! I will definitely keep my word!" The enchantress Ruonan rolled her eyes, full of confidence.
"Okay. Then I'll start. The question is at the end, so you must listen carefully. What about the Three Kingdoms period..."
Zhu Ping'an nodded and began to describe the problem.
"I am familiar with the Three Kingdoms. I once kidnapped a storyteller in a mountain village and listened to him tell stories about the Three Kingdoms for half a year."
The charming woman is like a man with a smile on her face, and she is more confident.
"During the Three Kingdoms period, there was a man named Zhou Yu..." Zhu Ping'an continued.
"I know Zhou Gongjin." The confidence of the enchantress Ruonan continued to grow.
"He has a wife named Xiao Qiao..." Zhu Ping'an continued.
"She is the most beautiful woman in the Three Kingdoms. She also has a sister named Da Qiao." The confidence of the enchanting woman Ruonan continued to grow.
"Yes, she has an older sister named Da Qiao, and Da Qiao's husband is Sun Ce..." Zhu Ping'an nodded and continued.
"The number one little bully in Jiangdong." The confidence of the enchantress Ruonan continued to grow.
"Sun Ce had a sister named Sun Shangxiang, who married Liu Bei..." Zhu Ping'an continued.
"Big Ear Thief, I think he is the most hypocritical person in the Three Kingdoms. He is also the most incompetent person. He cries at the slightest provocation and abandons his wife and runs away. He also says that brothers are like limbs and wives are like clothes. Ugh!"
The evil woman Ruonan's confidence continued to grow as she spit on Liu Bei.
Zhu Pingan: "Liu Bei has a son named Adou..."
The enchanting woman Ruonan: "If I had a son like this, I would not stay at Changbanpo and throw him to the ground. I would throw him to the ground as soon as he was born..."
Zhu Pingan: "Adou had a queen named Queen Zhang, and Queen Zhang's mother was Xiahou..."
The enchanting woman Ruonan: "I know, her father is Xiahou Yuan. When she was out of town chopping wood, she was snatched away by the lecherous Zhang Fei to be his wife..."
Zhu Pingan: "Xiahou's father is Xiahou Yuan, and Xiahou Yuan has an elder brother named Xiahou Dun."
The enchanting woman Ruonan: "Among the Three Kingdoms, I admire Xiahou Dun the most. After being shot in the eye, he pulled out the arrow and ate his eye. This is what a real man is, unlike someone else..."
"Then here comes the question." Zhu Ping'an looked at the enchanting woman Ruonan with a smile, "What should Zhou Yu call Xiahou Dun?!"
The demon girl Ruonan spoke confidently: "Zhou Yu should call Xiahou Dun, huh?!"
The confidence of the demon woman Ruonan dropped to the bottom in an instant. She frowned and thought hard, muttering to herself, "What should Zhou Yu call Xiahou Dun?" After a long time, she was puzzled and looked at Hua'er blankly, and found that Hua was even more confused... ...