Chengbeilou is located in the north city of Yingtian. Since it opened in the morning, it has been bustling with people and has been doing very well. Although the name is vulgar, it is one of the most prestigious restaurants in Yingtian City. The owner of the restaurant is not very educated, but because it is located in the north of the city, it was named Chengbeilou. It is famous in Yingtian because of its cooking skills. The owner and chef of the restaurant comes from a family of imperial chefs, and his family has been imperial chefs for three generations. In his generation, the inheritance was not broken. He worked as an imperial chef in the palace for ten years. Because his mother passed away, he returned home to observe mourning. Later, there was an imperial chef in the palace who had a relationship with the Ministry of Internal Affairs. While he was at home observing mourning, he let his nephew take his place. The owner of Chengbeilou had no choice but to stay in Yingtian and open Chengbeilou. +
Because of its location in the north, the North City Tower was not the first to learn about the Japanese pirates' invasion of Jiangning like the South City Tower did.
It is a little later than the south of the city.
When the diners were enjoying their meal, someone suddenly walked into the restaurant in a hurry, walked to a seat familiarly and searched for a person who was drinking, "Brother, stop drinking, come home with me."
"Second brother, can you change your impatience? Why are you so impatient? We have just started eating. It would be a waste if we go home now. This braised lion's head is made by chef Wang himself. There are so many tables. It is not easy for me to grab this plate. Come on, sit down and taste chef Wang's cooking. It won't be too late to go home after eating together."
The eldest brother at the table smiled disapprovingly, patted the second brother on the shoulder and asked him to sit down and eat with him.
"Brother, what are you still eating? Something terrible has happened. Come home quickly. Your family is waiting for your decision."
The second brother broke free from the eldest brother's hand and started pulling the eldest brother out.
"Second brother, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but you're just too rough. Our family runs two grocery stores, so what big thing can happen? Stay calm, understand? Sit down and eat!"
The eldest glared at the second, pulled his hand away, patted the chair, and gave orders in the manner of a big brother.
"Brother, we are still eating. The Japanese pirates are coming!" The second brother cried, "Go home quickly."
The Japanese pirates are coming?!
The eldest brother couldn't help but look up at the second brother. After hearing this, the others in the restaurant also looked at the second brother.
After a second of silence in the restaurant, there was a sudden burst of laughter, which almost blew the roof off.
The eldest laughed so hard that he almost cried. He clapped his hands on the table and pointed at the second brother with his hands, laughing so hard that his mouth could not close. "Second brother, I didn't expect you to have a talent for comedy. Haha, your words about the Japanese pirates coming to kill us made the whole restaurant laugh. Oh, yes, I remember that you told me the famous joke about Zhao Kuo's emergency military situation two days ago. Hmm, not bad, you can adapt it so quickly, not bad, not bad...
After Boss Wang finished speaking, the laughter in the restaurant became louder. The Wang brothers were regular customers of the restaurant. The regular customers basically knew each other and laughed and teased the two brothers.
Come.
“Hahaha, Boss Wang, your brother is so funny. It seems that he wants to stand shoulder to shoulder with the modern Zhao Kuo.”
"But your Wang Lao Er is still a little off. Zhao Kuo was the top scholar in the imperial examination. As a top scholar, he said something so bizarre, 'The Japanese pirates are coming.' The contrast effect is better."
"If Zhao Kuo were here, he would definitely be very pleased. Haha, his path is not alone...
For a moment, the restaurant was filled with a joyful atmosphere, as if it was New Year’s Day. "Seeing the happy smiles of big brother and the people in the restaurant, Wang Laoer couldn't help but stamp his feet in anger and shouted hysterically, "The Japanese pirates are coming, they are really coming. This is not alarmist, nor is it a joke! It's real! The Japanese pirates have broken through the Jiangning camp, killing three or four hundred people, injuring countless people, and burning the entire military camp. Not only that, this group of Japanese pirates also drove the defeated soldiers into Jiangning Town, killing and setting fire. The whole Jiangning was a river of blood, and the whole city was set on fire! The flames almost burned half the sky! It can be seen clearly at the South Gate! The south of the city has been in chaos for a long time! I just went to the south of the city to collect the goods. I didn't dare to believe the news on the way. I went up to the high building and saw the flames in Jiangning, and saw the people who fled from Jiangning. Then I had to believe it. Also, all the gates of our Yingtian are closed, closed tightly! Big brother, do you still think I'm joking?! Do you still have the heart to eat and drink here?!"
After Wang Laoer’s hysterical shout, the whole restaurant fell silent, so quiet that it was scary!
The Japanese pirates are coming!
The Japanese pirates killed their way through Jiangning Camp and captured Jiangning Town? !
Is this true or false?!
Impossible?!
Impossible! No way! I don't believe it! This can't be true! Jiangning is at the foot of Yingtian, the gateway to Yingtian. There are also Jiangning Battalion guarding outside the Jiangning city wall. How could it be so easily captured by the Japanese pirates
Absolutely not!
So, this news is fake. Yes, it must be fake, haha, I was almost fooled by Wang Laoer.
After a few seconds of silence, someone in the restaurant coughed and laughed, "Ahem, Wang Lao Er, you're really good. Your talent for comedy has the potential to catch up with Zhao Kuo of the time. Hey, your fake military intelligence almost fooled us all. It's not much worse than Zhao Kuo's emergency military intelligence of the time."
As soon as this person finished speaking, the silence and oppression in the restaurant was instantly swept away.
"Yeah, yeah, I almost believed it. Wang Lao Er's words were so convincing that I broke out in a cold sweat. Haha, interesting, interesting, I'll use this to scare people later."
"Hahaha, it's fake news. I felt something was wrong from the beginning. Jiangning is the gateway to Yingtian, and there is the Jiangning Camp guarding outside the city. How could the Japanese pirates break into the Jiangning Camp first and then break into Jiangning Town?! How is that possible!"
"Hahaha, Wang Laoer, ah Wang Laoer, you are really something..."
"Wang Laoer, with you here, Zhao Kuo is no longer alone in this world. Hahahaha, your joke is hilarious."
The people in the restaurant pointed at Wang Lao Er, smiled and shook their heads, half smiling bitterly and half teasingly.
What?!
joke
You still don't believe it?!
Wang Laoer glanced at the people in the restaurant who were pointing and laughing at him, and he couldn't help but get angry. He clenched his fists and shouted, "What are you laughing at? The Japanese pirates are coming. Is that funny?! Is it funny that the Japanese pirates are killing people and setting fires?! Jiangning has already suffered countless casualties and rivers of blood! The next target of the Japanese pirates is our Yingtian!"
Well?!
Is this Wang Lao Er addicted to being funny?!
Everyone in the restaurant was stunned for a moment, then shook their heads and smiled bitterly.
"That's enough, brother! That's enough!" Boss Wang saw that his brothers were too involved. Too much is as bad as too little. Just a little bit of funny is enough. If they keep doing it endlessly, it will be annoying. They have to come to this restaurant often, so he couldn't help but shouting.
"It's okay, Boss Wang. You are a very ambitious man. You want to surpass Zhao Kuo of the time. Hahahaha..."
Someone in the restaurant laughed and talked.
"Shut up! You can insult me, but you can't insult the No. 1 Scholar! They predicted several days ago that the Japanese pirates would attack our Yingtian, and gave a good warning, but ended up becoming a laughing stock of the whole city. Now I feel so embarrassed when I think about it! I want to apologize to the No. 1 Scholar. I, Wang Laoer, am a fool. I misunderstood the No. 1 Scholar and failed his good intentions. You, you, you, and you, everyone here are all fools!"
Wang Laoer couldn't control himself and exploded.
"Wang Lao Er, we have no objection to you calling yourself a stupid pig, but you calling all of us pigs is too much! This is not funny! You are mistaking vulgarity for funny things, but you are going in the wrong direction!"
"Wang Lao Er, are you crazy?!"
"Second brother, that's enough!"
... ...
Wang Laoer's words were like a powder keg, and everyone in the restaurant was angry.