“Asshole!” Zhu Ping’an’s face instantly turned livid when he heard the woman’s crying and cursing in the yard. He cursed and turned to Qian Jingang who was following him and ordered, “Sergeant Qian, the soldiers in there are from your squad. Go forward and shout to Liu Gouzi, Han Laosan, and Zhang Tiedan to come out immediately and surrender!”
"Yes, sir!" Qian Jingang responded with a red face.
Qian Jingang was the sergeant of Liu Gouzi, Han Laosan and Zhang Tiedan. Han Laosan and the other three sneaked out of the camp and committed such a mistake. As their sergeant, Qian Jingang had an unshirkable responsibility.
Han Lao San and the other two bastards were really scheming and had been planning for a long time! After dinner yesterday, when the whole squad went back to the camp to rest, the three bastards mysteriously took out three jars of wine from under the bed. I don't know how they got them into the camp. There were also three roast chickens wrapped in lotus leaves. They invited the whole camp to eat meat and drink wine, and enthusiastically urged me and others to drink. I praised Han Lao San and the other two for their ability to deal with things. Who would have thought that the three bastards were up to no good and deliberately got me and others drunk so that they could sneak out of the camp.
Because Han Laosan and his gang sneaked out of the camp and caused trouble, Qian Jingang estimated that his career as a sergeant was over.
Therefore, Qian Jingang was so angry that he wanted to cut Liu Gouzi and the other three into pieces!
After hearing Zhu Ping'an's order, Qian Jingang naturally obeyed immediately. First, he wanted to make merit and save his position as a sergeant. Second, he wanted to call Han Laosan and the others out and teach them a lesson! See if they dare to do it again next time!
"Han Laosan, Liu Gouzi, Zhang Tiedan, you three bastards, get out here right now, immediately!"
Qian Jingang took two steps forward, took a deep breath, and started cursing at the yard at the top of his voice.
"Ah?! Mom, am I hallucinating? Why did I hear Sergeant Qian's voice?!"
Inside the house, Zhang Tiedan heard Qian Jingang's voice and suddenly wilted. With a grunt, he climbed up naked from the crying woman and spoke nervously to Han Laosan and Liu Gouzi beside him.
"You heard it too?! I thought I was hallucinating?!" Liu Gouzi also climbed up from another woman who was resisting fiercely and cursing, and said with a look of horror.
"What auditory hallucination? What are you talking about?!" Han Lao San was snoring on the bed and woke up at this time. He had just vented his anger on two crying women. He was lucky, winning the game of rock-paper-scissors with Liu Gouzi and Zhang Tiedan, and took the lead and enjoyed a woman first.
In the second round, he was also the first one, and he changed to another woman. Since the second woman resisted fiercely, he had to exert a lot of physical strength. However, it was also very enjoyable. After the enjoyment, he let the woman go and lay down to sleep.
At this moment, I just woke up.
"We seem to hear the voice of Sergeant Qian outside?" Liu Gouzi and Zhang Tiedan said to Han Laosan.
"That's nonsense! You guys have been scolded by Sergeant Qian many times for staying in bed in the camp. How could there be Sergeant Qian's voice outside? You two must be so happy that you even have auditory hallucinations. You are such a loser!"
Han Laosan cursed with a smile.
"Han Laosan, Liu Gouzi, Zhang Tiedan, you three bastards, did you hear me? Hurry up and get out of here, don't let me say it for the third time!" Qian Jingang's angry roar came from outside again.
"Damn! I heard it again!" Zhang Tiedan's face changed drastically.
"I heard it too!" Liu Gouzi was so scared that he trembled all over.
"Oh no! It's not hallucination, it's really the voice of Sergeant Qian, Sergeant Qian is really here! We were so busy sleeping with women that we forgot the time. When did it get light?! Are you two blind?! Didn't I tell you to keep track of the time?! I told you to call me in advance so that we can sneak out of the barracks before the roll call! Needless to say, we must have missed the roll call, Sergeant Qian is here to find us!"
Han Laosan noticed a glimmer of dawn outside the window and immediately realized that something was wrong. He cursed Liu Gouzi and Zhang Tiedan, then jumped off the bed and hurriedly grabbed his clothes and put them on.
"Call for duty?! Oh my god! How could I forget about this! No wonder they say women are the root of trouble!"
Liu Gouzi's head suddenly buzzed, as if he was struck by lightning, and he jumped off the bed belatedly.
The same goes for Zhang Tiedan.
The three of them were busy putting on their clothes.
"I'm going to fight you!" A woman with disheveled hair climbed up from the bed, picked up a awl on the table, and stabbed Han Laosan with it.
Last night, it was Han Lao San who bullied her the most. He punched and kicked her, forced her onto the bed, and did those dirty things to her!
However, Han Laosan was born a bandit and had been training every day for the past two months. He was quick-eyed and quick-handed and grabbed the hand of the attacking woman. He knocked the awl out of her hand and then threw the woman hard onto the bed.
"Get the hell out of here! It's not like I don't want to give you money. Here, this piece of silver is enough!"
Han Laosan cursed, took out a piece of silver and threw it at the woman.
"Get lost! Who wants your worthless silver? Wuuuuuuu... I curse you to die a horrible death!"
The woman picked up the silver, without even looking at it, and threw it at Han Laosan's head with disgust, cursing with gnashing teeth.
"Damn it, crazy woman!" Seeing this, Old Han couldn't help but curse.
"Forget it, Han Lao San, please stop caring about it. Let's get out of here quickly. Sergeant Qian is cursing outside again!"
Liu Gouzi put on his clothes in a hurry and trotted out the door.
Zhang Tiedan also hurriedly put on his clothes and ran out the door, but because he was too anxious and nervous, and the light in the room was dim, he did not notice that he was wearing women's clothes.
Han Laosan picked up the silver and followed him out cursing.
Crunch
The door opened.
Liu Gouzi and Zhang Tiedan were the first to go out, putting on their clothes while smiling, "Captain Qian, how come you are here..."
"Sergeant Qian..." Han Laosan followed him out.
The three of them had just gone out and took a look, and found that not only their sergeant Qian Jingang, but also Zhu Pingan and others were outside the door.
Suddenly, Liu Gouzi, Zhang Tiedan, and Han Laosan stopped talking. The smiles on their faces turned into fear. They stammered, "Ah, Master... Master, you are here too..."
"Wuwuwu..." Two women ran out of the house with disheveled hair and untidy clothes.
The women and children of Zhuangjia Village hurried forward with cups, wrapped them up, and pulled them aside to comfort them.
"Catch them for me!"
Zhu Ping'an's face turned pale as he pointed at Liu Gouzi, Zhang Tiedan and Han Laosan and gave cold orders.
Immediately, Liu Gouzi and the other two were tied up.
"Come here, gather all the soldiers in the camp and invite the villagers from the surrounding villages. Today, I will publicly try Liu Gouzi, Han Laosan and Zhang Tiedan! The location is set on the river beach in front!" Zhu Ping'an ordered expressionlessly.
"Assholes! You three bastards forced me to drink last night just to sneak out of the camp and do something like this!" Qian Jingang stepped forward and fiercely kicked Liu Gouzi and the other three, scolded them harshly, and then glared at them, "Assholes, why don't you admit your mistakes to the adults quickly!"
"Sir, we were wrong. We will never do it again."
"We dare not sneak out of the camp anymore."
Han Laosan reacted the fastest and was the first to kneel on the ground. Liu Gouzi and Zhang Tiedan followed closely behind him, kowtowed to Zhu Pingan repeatedly to admit their mistakes.
Zhu Pingan remained unmoved and said expressionlessly: "Everyone must be responsible for their own actions. If you do something wrong, you must be punished!"