A ferocious loli, a willful and cunning fox.
She is like a little fox. It's not that she is so pretty and charming. Such a little kid, although she looks pretty now, who knows what she will be like when she grows up. It's just that girls like her usually hide claws under beautiful fur.
I have always thought that my IQ is enough to crush this era, but now it seems that I am just a toad sitting in a well and looking at the sky. I can never slack off and keep learning. Only by constantly learning and improving myself can I truly gain a foothold in this era.
Thank you, little black loli.
"Hey, poor guy, what's your name?" The black-hearted little Lolita came over and asked, leading her little red horse, still with that arrogant and cocky look.
However, this time Zhu Ping'an did not call her an ugly girl, and regarded it as a reward for her making him realize the importance of studying.
"Zhu Ping'an." Zhu Ping'an's voice was still a little weak. "What about you? What's your name?"
After hearing Zhu Ping'an's answer, the black-bellied little Loli rolled her eyes and said, "Don't you know that you can't tell others a girl's name casually?"
Uh, it's really that little Lolita with a sharp tongue. You are only five years old, you are not a girl, just a little brat. But since you don't want to say it, I won't force you. Anyway, I have no interest or affection for this black-bellied, sharp-tongued, arrogant, willful, and vicious little Lolita.
So Zhu Ping'an ignored the sinister little loli and went to the river bank, cut a bunch of tender grass with stones, tied it to a hemp rope, and made a bamboo fishing rod again.
The black-hearted little loli was very unhappy when she saw Zhu Ping'an ignoring her. She kicked a stone, and the stone was kicked into the river not far from Zhu Ping'an, splashing a large amount of water, and the water droplets fell on Zhu Ping'an.
Zhu Ping'an turned his head and glanced at the scheming little Lolita. This scheming little Lolita was really too willful.
"Why are you looking at me!" The scheming little Loli saw Zhu Ping'an looking at her. She didn't realize at all that she had been caught doing something wrong. Instead, she raised her head and chest out provocatively and retorted to Zhu Ping'an.
He looks completely fearless.
I really have the urge to press the little Loli down on the grass and spank her.
"Why, Zhu Ping'an, do you want to hit me? Humph, I know your name. If you dare to hit me, I will go find your parents and let them see what a good son they have taught!"
What did this girl eat to grow up? How could she be so cunning? She asked me my name before, and it turned out that she was waiting for me here! If I were really a child, I would definitely be eaten alive by this girl. Fortunately, I am not.
"Are you scared? Let me tell you, my dad is very powerful. He can buy your whole village. If your parents don't teach you a lesson, my dad will. My dad knows a lot of people. He knows the head of the village, the mayor of the town, and even the county magistrate." The black-bellied little girl bent her little fingers.
He values money above all else, is vain, arrogant and willful, bullies others by taking advantage of his power, and instead of feeling ashamed of it, he takes pride in it.
"Then does your father know the Jade Emperor?" Zhu Ping'an looked up and asked coldly.
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The scheming little Lolita was stuck for a moment, her mouth wide open, her hands still bent with her fingers, but she looked unwell overall.
Zhu Ping'an ignored the sinister little loli and took the bamboo fishing rod to untie the reins of the old ox.
It was already late. Looking at the horizon, the sun had begun to set. Half of the western sky was dyed red by the sunset. From a distance, it looked like a naive child had scribbled red paint on the sky.
"Old Huang, it's time to go home." Zhu Ping'an walked up to the old yellow cow, tiptoed and touched its nose and said.
The old ox had eaten and drunk enough, and seeing the young master urging him to go home, he crawled down again. Zhu Ping'an climbed up the bamboo saddle on the ox's back on tiptoe and used his hands and feet to lower the fishing rod tied with tender grass in front of the old ox's head.
The old ox stood up, chased the tender grass with its big head, and slowly moved forward with its hooves guided by Zhu Ping'an's fishing rod.
"Hey, stop right there, don't move."
The arrogant and scheming little loli was stomping her feet and yelling at the back. Seeing that Zhu Ping'an ignored her, she could not help but trot angrily, leading her little red horse, and ran to the front to block the road.
Is this ever going to end!
"What are you doing, ugly girl?" Zhu Ping'an rolled his eyes while riding on the cow's back. "Do you want to come home with me and be my wife? Unfortunately, you are too ugly. I don't want you."
"Bah, you are shameless. Who wants to marry you? You are not worthy! Humph, I want to be the wife of the top scholar, not marry poor bastards like you!"
"Pah, pah, pah, a toad wants to eat swan flesh."
Hearing this, the sinister little loli's face turned red with anger. She spat at Zhu Ping'an and yelled in frustration.
"Then why are you blocking my way?" Zhu Ping'an really didn't have much good feelings towards this ancient version of a gold digger.
"Your cow ate my grass." The black-bellied little Lolita stretched out her hands to block the way, "Either you give me one tael of silver, or you can leave the cow here."
You are just making excuses and looking for trouble. You think the grass in your home is gold and you are even giving it one or two taels of silver. Besides, it is not certain whether this grass is yours.
"My cow is the most beautiful cow in the world. Most people have to spend ten taels of silver to have a look at it. You have been looking at it for almost half a day, so you can just give me a hundred taels of silver. Well, my cow just ate grass worth one tael of silver from you, so you just need to give me ninety-nine taels." Zhu Ping'an sat on the cow's back and talked nonsense.
The black-bellied little Lolita pouted and said sarcastically, "Are you kidding me? Do you think your cow is a golden bull?"
"You were the one who started the joke first." Zhu Ping'an said lightly on the cow's back.
"You!" The black-hearted little Loli was speechless.
"A good dog doesn't block the road." Zhu Ping'an added lightly.
Good dogs don't block the road! Damn it, if I get out of the way, then I'm a good dog. If I don't get out of the way, then I'm a bad dog! What should I do? What should I do? Why are they all dogs? The black-bellied little Lolita was so angry that her face turned red and she almost choked on tears.
"You are the dog!"
"Oh, sorry." Zhu Pingan said lightly.
Hey, this little bastard actually apologized. Humph, even if you know you were wrong, I still won’t forgive you. The dark little loli had a little excitement on her face.
"Oh, sorry." Zhu Pingan then added seriously, "You've got the wrong person. I'm not your kind."
Serious sarcasm is the most lethal.
"You bastard!" The black-bellied little Lolita was so angry that her shoulders were shaking and her big eyes were full of tears.
"Oh, so you're a bastard if you want to find your own kind. Go look under the rocks by the river, maybe you can find your sisters." Zhu Ping'an suggested seriously.
When it comes to bickering skills, how could the ancient times possibly compare with the modern times
"Zhu Ping'an, just wait! Wuuuuu..." The black-hearted little Lolita was so angry that she burst into tears. She cried, led the little red horse and trotted back home crying.
Zhu Pingan didn't take it seriously and rode the old yellow cow home. This willful and unruly little girl should be taught a lesson. Besides, I didn't say anything. It's her mental tolerance that is too weak.