Why should I be afraid to come? It's not like I ran back home crying. But it's better to stay away from the legendary creatures like black-bellied little loli. I don't like the arrogant and willful little loli the most.
Zhu Ping'an led the cow slowly down the grass on the slope, determined to walk past the sinister little loli and ignore her provocation.
Just as she was about to get closer, the sinister little loli made a strange gesture, put her hands to her mouth and shouted loudly into the distance.
"Zhuangzhuang, Daniu, Ergouzi, come here quickly, this brat was the one who bullied me yesterday."
Nima
This is the legendary call for help.
Then Zhu Ping'an saw three naughty kids about six or seven years old rushing out from the grass on the hillside in the distance, howling. They seemed to be chubby, at least not thinner than himself.
In an instant, Zhu Ping'an felt as if ten thousand alpacas were roaring through his heart.
It turns out that what this little girl said yesterday when she cried, "Just wait," was actually true. This arrogant, black-bellied, willful little loli really has the character of revenge, and she also knows how to ask for help.
Seeing three little fat boys, who were one year older than him, rushing towards him and yelling, Zhu Ping'an only thought for a second and then decisively let go of the old ox and ran away.
Make sense
Crush them with your IQ
What a joke! They are clearly using their fists to talk to you from the start. Before you can crush them with your IQ, they will beat you up in minutes, believe it or not.
Of course, it doesn't mean that you can't crush them with your IQ, but you have to curb their enthusiasm first. As the saying goes, the first burst of strength will weaken the second and the third will be exhausted. You have to avoid their edge first before you can crush them with your IQ.
In the next ten minutes or so, I saw three little fat boys chasing a smaller little fat boy all over the hillside, howling and roaring like four mad dogs.
Zhu Ping'an's mental age is already over 20 years old. He knows some techniques to shake off pursuers, such as rapid change of direction and round-trip running. Whenever the three little fat guys are about to catch up with him, he can always quickly dodge and keep some distance.
"Idiots, why are you always running after him? Can't you separate and surround him?!" The scheming little loli who was watching the fun from the sidelines was shouting and making gestures in dissatisfaction.
Could this scheming little Loli really be a little fox? She is too smart.
Under the command of the sinister little loli, the three little fat guys finally surrounded Zhu Ping'an not far away. The three little fat guys stood in an equilateral triangle and surrounded Zhu Ping'an in an area of about ten square meters.
"You can hit me, but you can't call me big brother." Seeing that he couldn't escape, Zhu Ping'an simply stood there motionless, looking like he was waiting to be beaten, but he also said something mysteriously.
These three fat little guys around six years old are really curious. Why can they hit you but can’t call you big brother? It’s so strange. I really want to know why.
"Why?"
So the three little fat boys asked in unison.
"Because my stomach hurts." Zhu Ping'an answered seriously.
Then
"Brother."
A little fat boy suddenly called out to Zhu Pingan.
So, Zhu Ping'an immediately covered his stomach and pretended to be in pain, shouting out, "My stomach hurts so much."
Seeing this, the other two little fat boys were delighted and started shouting as well.
Big Brother
Big Brother
Zhu Ping'an covered his stomach and cried out in pain, the sound becoming more frequent and realistic.
Huh
It’s true, this is good, the three little fat guys are grinning happily like bulldogs.
In order to vent the anger of the scheming little Lolita, the three little fat guys called out to their big brother one after another, continuously, and echoed through the sky.
Until they were kicked to the ground one by one by the black-bellied little loli.
"You are so stupid, can't you see that he is playing a trick on you?!"
I am not afraid of god-like opponents, but I am afraid of teammates who are like pigs. The black-bellied little Lolita fully understood this sentence. She looked at the three little fat boys calling the little bastard with a dark face. She couldn't bear it anymore and kicked the three little fat boys to the ground one by one. With a dark face, she coldly taught them a lesson.
The three little fat guys were lying on the grass, not understanding why he was playing tricks on us? He was so hurt by our yelling that he looked like a dog.
"You are so stupid. Have you ever seen anyone get a stomachache after being called "big brother"? " The scheming little Lolita's face turned black with anger.
"He, he gets a stomachache whenever we call him big brother." The three little fat guys pointed at Zhu Pingan with their little fat fingers.
If the three little fat boys grow up and recall this incident, they will definitely get together, drink a sip of old wine, and say with a lot of thoughts, there was a guy in the neighboring village who bullied me because I was young and ignorant... ...
Zhu Ping'an's stomach was about to burst from trying to hold back his laughter. What three cute little fat boys! He forgot that he also had short legs.
The black-bellied little Lolita was almost driven crazy by these three idiots, "How stupid! I called you three here to avenge me, not to worship my big brother! He is lying to you!"
Lie to us
The three little fat boys turned their heads to look at Zhu Ping'an. Zhu Ping'an immediately made an expression as if he was covering his stomach, and moaned in his mouth, saying it hurts so much. In fact, his stomach was about to burst from trying so hard to hold back his laughter.
So, the three little fat guys turned their heads and said to the black-bellied little Lolita in unison, "You wouldn't lie to us. Look, he's screaming in pain now."
I really lost to you.
You guys are so cute.
These are the thoughts of the black-bellied little loli and Zhu Ping'an respectively.
The black-bellied little Lolita looked at the ignorant faces of the three little fat boys, and then looked at Zhu Ping'an, who looked pained on the surface, but in fact, the hateful little fat face was hiding a mockery. The black-bellied little Lolita became more and more angry.
The three little fat boys saw the scheming little Lolita looking angry and thought that she was still angry about Zhu Ping'an bullying her yesterday.
So, the three little fat guys said in unison, "Don't be angry, Sister Shu'er, we will teach him a lesson for you."
The three little fat boys looked at each other and turned towards Zhu Ping'an.
Big Brother
Big Brother
Big Brother
The eldest brother's voice rose and fell again.
Black-bellied Little Lolita...
Zhu Ping'an looked at the three cute little fat boys, and then looked at the black-bellied little loli who was as angry as a little toad. Oh, oh my, he couldn't help it.
Zhu Ping'an really couldn't help it, he held his stomach and laughed out loud, "You are so talented, but I really lost to you two."