Damn, we got scammed.
The three little fat boys looked at Zhu Ping'an who was laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, and then they realized it belatedly. So, the three little fat boys lying on the ground struggled to stand up, their chubby faces became angry, and they rolled up their sleeves to prepare for a big fight.
Right, that's what should be done.
The evil little girl finally became excited again, waving her fists and yelling, "Hit him, hit him, let him lie to you, let him bully me, beat him so hard that his mother won't recognize him."
You beat me so badly that my mother couldn't even recognize me. How much hatred and grudge do you and I have? Zhu Ping'an was speechless.
The three little fat guys rolled up their sleeves and ran towards Zhu Ping'an under the encouragement of the sinister little loli.
The black-bellied little Lolita's big eyes smiled into crescent shapes with excitement, as if she was about to see this hateful little bastard get beaten up, she was so happy.
Just when the three little fat boys were about to touch Zhu Ping'an, Zhu Ping'an stretched out his hands, crossed them in front of his chest, and shouted, "Stop, stop, stop."
The three little fat guys braked suddenly and stopped.
"Stupid Zhuangzhuang, Zhuangniu and Ergouzi, don't listen to him, beat him." Seeing that Zhu Ping'an wanted to cheat again, the black-bellied little loli hurriedly reminded the three little fat guys to take action.
"Stop, stop, stop, have you forgotten what you just called me?"
Zhu Ping'an didn't want to be beaten up by three little brats in this backward era. That would be too embarrassing, so he quickly spoke up.
"What did we call you?" the three little fat boys asked with narrowed eyes.
"You call me big brother." Zhu Pingan reminded.
"You lied to me." The three little fat guys shouted anxiously, their chubby faces showing anxiety.
"So what? You are men, how can you go back on your word? Since you call me big brother, then I am your big brother. How can you wave your fist at me?" Zhu Ping'an said fearlessly, folding his hands in front of his chest.
"You guys..." The sinister little Lolita couldn't help but get anxious when she saw Zhu Ping'an was trying to do something evil again, and hurriedly tried to urge the three little fat guys.
"What do you mean by 'you'? You ugly girl, how can you be so mean? The three of them want to be heroes when they grow up. If people knew that they were waving their fists at their adopted eldest brother, wouldn't they be laughed at by all the heroes in the world?"
Zhu Ping'an immediately interrupted the scheming little loli and said, "What a joke! I can't even deal with a little girl like you."
There were many storytellers in these days. There were no television or internet in ancient times, so most of their entertainment activities depended on these storytellers. In ancient times, Zhu Ping'an had seen one or two storytellers telling stories from village to village. Every time he told a story, he was cheered by a large group of people, most of whom were the naughty kids. They especially loved to listen to stories about heroes and knights.
Sure enough, Zhu Ping'an's words that they three want to be heroes when they grow up made the three chubby little boys so happy that they didn't know what to do. After Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, they held their heads high and chests puffed out, as if they were already the heroes described by the storyteller.
Strike while the iron is hot, Zhu Ping'an clasped his hands together and added another sentence.
"Brave young man, the responsibility of fighting evil and protecting the good and speaking out for justice will be yours from now on. I have faith in you. Go and defeat the bad guys and rescue the princess. We will say goodbye now."
If it weren’t for the weight limit for the three little fat guys, they would have floated to the sky with the help of Zhu Ping’an’s words.
The three little fat guys treated Zhu Ping'an as their confidant. If they were not so inexperienced, they would have dragged Zhu Ping'an to swear an oath of blood and become his sworn brother. The idea of beating up the evil little girl to vent her anger had long been thrown into some corner.
"Brother, let's say goodbye now. We will meet again in the future."
The three little fat boys quickly turned into the characters in the story told by the storyteller. They slapped their buttocks, hissed, and rode away on their horses. In an instant, they disappeared into the distance, and even their hair could not be seen.
I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm afraid of pig-like teammates! You're leaving now. You're being cheated and you're acting like you've drunk honey. Are you here to make fun of me
The scheming little Lolita stared blankly at the three men who slapped their butts and rode away on their horses. A flock of bald birds flew past in her heart.
"Hey, ugly girl, why are you still standing here?" Zhu Ping'an asked as he led the cow past the sinister little loli.
The evil little girl finally came back to her senses from her dazed state. She immediately raised her head and said coldly and arrogantly, "Don't be so proud!"
"Well, okay." Zhu Ping'an nodded and led the cow towards the river.
No, this shouldn't be the answer. How come as soon as she agreed, the scheming little Loli was confused by Zhu Ping'an's unconventional approach.
"Hey, you poor little thing, stop right there." The black-bellied little loli came to her senses and found that Zhu Ping'an had already walked several meters. As usual, she was arrogant and rude, calling Zhu Ping'an a poor little thing and ordered him to stop.
"what?"
"You, you are not allowed to call me an ugly girl anymore." The sinister little Lolita bossed her around and turned around to show off her new clothes.
"Okay, ugly girl."
Zhu Ping'an took a look and nodded seriously.
You still said that the black-bellied little Lolita stomped her feet in anger, "No, no, I told you not to call me an ugly girl!"
A proud little peacock, boring.
Zhu Ping'an was too lazy to pay attention. He turned around and led the cow towards the river.
"You, you stop, Zhu Ping'an, you stop." The black-bellied little Lolita shouted loudly, "I won't call you a poor little girl anymore, and you, you don't call me an ugly girl either, okay?"
Zhu Pingan stopped, thought about it, nodded and said, "Okay."
Zhu Ping'an didn't call her an ugly girl anymore. He was not the unforgiving kind of person. He just couldn't stand the arrogant, cocky, willful and rude behavior of this black-bellied little loli. But since this girl could make concessions, he didn't want to compete with a little girl.
After agreeing, Zhu Ping'an continued walking with the cow.
The black-bellied little loli behind him was not happy with it. She pouted and called Zhu Pingan from behind, "Hey, Zhu Pingan, stop. You are not sincere."
Why isn't it over yet
Zhu Pingan turned around and asked speechlessly, "Why am I not sincere?"
"You, you haven't asked me my name yet. How can you call me if you don't know my name?" The dark little loli said with a pout, twisting the corner of her clothes with her little hands.
Uh, didn’t you say yesterday that a girl’s name shouldn’t be told to others casually
"My name is Li Shu." The black-bellied little loli looked like she was being merciful and letting you know my name, but she was not expressing her gratitude quickly and tearfully. She was still as arrogant as ever.
A quiet girl is so pretty. - "A Quiet Girl" in the Book of Songs, Bei Feng. Li Shu, a quiet girl is so pretty, the name is a good name.