After dinner, the sun had already set, and the night lightly enveloped the earth. The croaking of frogs filled the lonely night.
"Little pig, little pig, come here quickly, there is fun." A voice of naughty children came from outside the Zhu family's gate, and then two naughty children pushed the door open and walked in shouting.
"Go out and play, Erniu and Heigou are here to see you."
Mother Chen, who was in the east wing, knew who was coming just by listening.
Erniu is the naughty kid who stole snacks from his sister and yelled that he would be a son of a bitch if he did it again after being scolded by his mother; Heigou is as his name suggests, thin and dark, with a nose as sensitive as a dog. He can smell who has made delicious food, and then he will squat at the door of the house, staring at them eating, until they get impatient or are too embarrassed to let him have a taste.
These two people were Zhu Ping'an's childhood friends, and the three of them often hung out together.
Even though Zhu Ping'an really didn't want to play with these two snotty-nosed kids, in order to play the role of a child well, he still ran out happily.
"Come back early." Chen reminded worriedly from behind.
"Yes, I understand."
"Let's go auntie."
The three naughty kids held hands and ran out at a trot. Zhu Pingan was held by two of his friends and ran very fast. He had no idea where these two mysterious and excited friends were going.
The two men ran with Zhu Ping'an for a while, and stopped in front of a slightly remote yard at the south end of the village. Then they stretched out their little hands to their mouths and made a gesture of silence, and then pulled Zhu Ping'an to hide in a corner and squatted down.
The two little brats raised their heads mysteriously and whispered to Zhu Pingan, "Don't make any noise later. I'll show you something really good."
Afterwards, the two little brats led Zhu Ping'an around to the wall on the other side like thieves, and lifted the tree stump outside the wall to the corner with ease. Zhu Ping'an was speechless.
They came all the way here just to move wooden stakes. What fun and interesting things can a naughty kid have
The two little friends had no idea that Zhu Ping'an was listless. They excitedly pulled Zhu Ping'an to step on a few wooden stakes that were carried over, and leaned on the wall to look inside, their two little eyes shining with excitement.
What? You're so excited.
Zhu Pingan listlessly followed the direction of his two friends' gazes and looked inside. Oh my god, this, this, this is too...
I saw a naked young woman washing herself under the jujube tree in the yard. It should be because the yard is relatively remote that the young woman dared to wash herself in the yard. Although the young woman has a good figure, it is still different from those who have been stored in my computer hard drive. It's just that when she was washing, the unintentional and intentional was simply life-threatening.
The sky was hazy and the moonlight was faint, adding a bit of charm to the scene.
However, isn't this too early for a five or six-year-old kid? Even modern children can't mature so precociously!
Don't look at what's indecent. I'm still a child, I can't watch these scenes. Zhu Ping'an decisively closed his eyes. It's not that he's so noble, after all, there were hundreds of GB in his hard drive, but it's not the time to watch this at this age, let's wait another ten years or so. It's not that I haven't thought about having three wives and four concubines, or having a beautiful wife. It's just that the time has not come yet.
"Look, look, she is so amazing. She has no clothes on, but she can hide the little rabbit."
Erniu and Heigou were both full of admiration for the young woman.
What bunny
"We spent a long time looking for her last time but couldn't figure out where she put her little rabbit."
"Yes, look, the rabbit has started to eat the carrots. Do you see the rabbit? We can't find it. Isn't it very beautiful? It can perform magic tricks."
Rabbits eat carrots
What? Zhu Ping'an looked inside and was shocked. He didn't expect that women in ancient times could be so unrestrained.
This reminded Zhu Pingan of a modern joke: How scary! There is a woman on the balcony opposite my house who wants to commit suicide. She keeps stabbing herself with something like a cucumber, and her facial expression is hideous. I am so scared, should I call 120 first, 110, or 10086
"Look, the carrot disappeared and then reappeared, and the rabbit couldn't be found either. Isn't this a pretty trick?"
The two excited kids spoke to Zhu Ping'an as if they were taking credit.
Uh, it seems that I have wronged these two naughty kids. They just thought that the young woman in the yard was practicing the magic of making rabbits disappear and carrots appear and disappear.
Yeah, what does such a little kid know.
The two naughty kids were so engrossed in watching that they forgot they were standing on a tree stump. One of them didn't pay attention and Erniu missed a step and fell to the ground with a thump.
The noise startled the young woman who was performing the "vanishing carrot magic". She screamed, then put on her clothes and made a loud noise about catching a thief.
The young woman's yard was remote, but it was only relatively remote. There were few houses around the yard, but after all, a village was not that remote. The young woman shouted to catch the thief, alarming the entire mountain village.
"Run quickly if you peek at other people's magic tricks." The two naughty kids pulled Zhu Ping'an and ran wildly, fearing that they would be caught and killed by the young woman.
The village was already in an uproar, and people came out one by one, wearing clothes and holding sticks and forks, to help catch the thieves. The young woman was shouting to catch the thieves, and the villagers never thought that the so-called thieves were three short-legged children who ran through the crowd in the chaos, which allowed the three to slip back home smoothly.
When Zhu Ping'an ran home panting, Chen also learned that Widow Zhao's house in the village was almost robbed. Seeing Zhu Ping'an running back in a hurry, she hurriedly checked, fearing that some blind thief might have accidentally hurt her child.
It turned out that she was a widow, no wonder she dared to perform magic in the yard.
"No, I was playing war with Erniu and Heigou, and I didn't see any thief." Zhu Ping'an shook his head to indicate that he didn't encounter any thieves and told Chen not to worry.
After hearing what Zhu Ping'an said, Chen felt relieved and warned him not to go out to play at night for the next two days. He could only go out to play after the thief was caught in the village in a few days.
Zhu Ping'an curled his lips in his heart when he heard this. It would be strange if the villagers could catch the thief. No one would believe that kids like him and Erniu and Heigou would peep at Widow Zhao taking a bath.
However, I will never go with them to watch magic shows again.