What the hell, I won?!
The naughty kid was stunned for two seconds, and then he belatedly remembered what he had just said. Soon, his fat face turned red as if a basin of red ink was suddenly splashed on it.
"Since you ask for it, I'll satisfy you." Zhu Ping'an reached out and touched the tuft of hair on the naughty kid's forehead and nodded vigorously.
"Good disciple~"
Zhu Ping'an stretched out the three words and called them out.
The naughty kid heard full of malice in these three words. Looking at Zhu Ping'an's serious face, who was trying not to laugh, the naughty kid really wanted to find a hole in the ground to crawl into.
"have... ... "
The naughty kid responded with a heavy heart, and then turned his fat face to the side.
Looking at the naughty child's behavior, Zhu Ping'an smiled with satisfaction. Although this naughty child is very naughty, he still has one outstanding advantage, that is, he is responsible and will not evade. This alone makes him much better than most adults.
After this experience, the naughty child wished he could curl himself up into a ball and roll into a hole in the ground. He was no longer embarrassed to play rock-paper-scissors anymore. He sat at the table with a red face like a good baby, holding a book and reading obediently.
"Brother Gong, you're so stupid..." The little girl pouted and giggled.
Hearing this, the naughty kid's fat face turned even redder, and then he looked at Zhu Ping'an with his little eyes full of bitterness and hatred.
Well
Damn, why do you look like Kim Jong Un? If anyone hits you, you hit South Korea! Zhu Pingan looked at the naughty kid speechlessly.
Li Shu sat in front of the desk looking at the ink marks left by Zhu Ping'an in the past. The chubby little maid sat on the side, dozing off with her little face in her hand. The naughty child was also reading seriously at this moment, although the bitter and resentful expression on her fat face had never changed.
The little girl sat on Zhu Ping'an's lap, chewing candy in her little mouth and listening to Zhu Ping'an telling stories.
"Once upon a time, a group of children were playing in the garden. One of them accidentally fell into a water tank under the rockery. The water tank was very high and full of water. The child was drowned in the water tank, which was very dangerous. The children were at a loss. At this time, a child stood up and shouted confidently, 'Don't be afraid, I am Sima Guang'. Then, in the panic of the crowd, this child named Sima Guang calmly picked up a big stone and smashed the water tank. The water in the water tank flowed out, and the child in the water tank was saved."
Zhu Pingan held the little girl in his arms and whispered the story of Sima Guang smashing the jar. The naughty kid who had been studying for almost an hour couldn't help but raise his head and listened to Zhu Pingan's story with great interest.
After hearing this story, the naughty child seemed to be deeply touched. His chubby face flashed with eagerness. He took a brush in his chubby hand and wrote five big words in the small notebook.
Seeing that the naughty kid had been studying for almost an hour, Zhu Ping'an followed the modern education method of combining work and rest and gave the kid half an hour of time to play.
As soon as Zhu Pingan finished speaking, the naughty kid let out a roar, put down his brush and book, and ran away in a flash. The little girl wanted to play with him, but as soon as she slipped off Zhu Pingan's legs, the naughty kid in front of her disappeared.
"Sima Guang smashes the barrel"
Zhu Pingan took the paper the naughty kid had just written in his hand. Then the crooked and magical calligraphy left by the naughty kid appeared in Zhu Pingan's sight. Bucket? Uh, this is the word "jar". Zhu Pingan looked at the naughty kid and smiled speechlessly.
The naughty child who left his calligraphy is now running.
I must let my sister Niu'er know that I am smart and cannot let her be deceived by my country bumpkin brother-in-law!
The naughty kid nodded his chubby face vigorously, carrying the most sacred mission in the world in his heart, and rushed towards the destination in his heart with his chubby legs.
The naughty kid learned from Sima Guang's breaking of the jar, and he wanted to do something smarter than Sima Guang. He had just been tricked by his country bumpkin brother-in-law and left a stupid impression in the heart of his sister Niu'er. He must wash away this impression and let Niu'er know that he is smart and that he is much smarter than his country bumpkin brother-in-law.
Dengdengdeng
The naughty kid ran to the front yard and saw the big water tank at home. His little eyes on his fat face lit up instantly.
Sima Guang broke the water jar to save his friend when his friend fell into it. I, Li Yangong, broke the water jar before my friend fell into it to prevent the disaster. Am I not much smarter than Sima Guang
I'm so fucking smart!
Thinking about the surprised expression of his country bumpkin brother-in-law and the admiring expression of his sister Niu'er, the naughty kid felt like he was injected with chicken blood.
With a determined look in his eyes, the kid used his strong arms to pick up a big stone, but failed to lift it. But it didn't matter. The kid was not shocked at all. He changed to a smaller stone, picked it up and smashed it hard against the fireproof water tank in the yard.
Bang, bang, bang
It started to make rhythmic movements, and finally on the third hit, the big water tank was broken and water gushed out.
The naughty kid failed to dodge in time and his clothes were splashed with water, but he didn't care at all and his face was flushed with a sense of accomplishment.
The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard.
The naughty kid was not satisfied with smashing one big water tank. Instead, he showed his strength and struck while the iron was hot and ran towards the second big water tank with great confidence.
Bang bang bang
For a while, such rhythmic sounds could be heard from time to time in the courtyard of Linhuai Marquis' Mansion, as well as the busy yet fulfilled figures of the naughty children.
In the limited time, the naughty kid showed his unlimited creativity and smashed eighteen large water tanks in the front and back yards of the mansion in one breath.
When the naughty kid was wiping the sweat from his face and looking at the last large water tank being smashed with satisfaction, Linhuai Hou also got the news and rushed over with a Spartan look on his face.
"Dad, I was the one who smashed all of them... Sima Guang smashed the jar when his friend fell into the water, but I smashed it in advance..." The naughty child raised his fat face, clapped his chubby hands covered in mud, and puffed out his chest with a sense of accomplishment.
Well, you are such a smart and good kid!
Linhuai Hou looked at the naughty kid, nodded with satisfaction, and then without hesitation pulled the naughty kid onto his legs and beat him hard, "You're so smart, I'm so upset..."
For a moment, the yard was filled with the rhythmic and cadenced howling of the naughty boy.
When the old lady came to the rescue, the naughty child was able to limp back to Zhu Ping'an's yard with tears on his face, and then told the little girl the whole story with a look of grievance.
"Sister Niu'er, Daddy doesn't understand me..."
The naughty kid looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and sighed, his fat face filled with loneliness of being up high in the air.
The boy who smashed the barrel, you are so smart!
Zhu Ping'an was simply speechless at the courage of the naughty kid. The fact that the kid was able to come back alive showed that he was the biological son of Marquis Linhuai.
In the afternoon, there was a constant flow of carriages and horses in front of the Linhuai Marquis Mansion. More and more people knew that the new top scholar was the future son-in-law of the Linhuai Marquis Mansion. In addition to the noble families who were familiar with the Linhuai Marquis Mansion, many other officials also sent people to visit or sent visiting cards.
Zhu Pingan didn't like this kind of socializing, so he planned to go out for some free time. Then Li Shu said that she hadn't been to the capital before and wanted to go out with him. The little girl wanted to go out with him when she heard that she could go out to play and have fun. The naughty child also wanted to go with him with a fat face.
It was OK for Li Shu and Baozi to go out, but it was not so easy for the two little ones to go out. Zhu Pingan sent someone to ask for permission from Linhuai Marquis, and only after getting permission did he take the two adults and two children out of Linhuai Marquis's mansion through the back door. (To be continued.)