"No matter what, I can't watch it. There are so many excuses. It's disgusting..."
"You call yourself a scholar, but don't you know not to look at what is inappropriate? You read a big-tailed wolf out of the sage's book..."
After returning to the cave, Li Shu was still puffing her lips, sneering and making sarcastic remarks to someone in anger. Her big black eyes also rolled up in a standard way, expressing her contempt for that person.
It was late at night, everything was silent, and the cave gradually became quiet, with only the sound of even breathing.
After waking up in the middle of the night, Zhu Ping'an lay on the straw bed and couldn't fall asleep. All he could think about was Li Shu's naked body. He even imagined all kinds of provocative poses from many movies...
As a result, I couldn't sleep anymore.
I don't know why I have such impure thoughts about Li Shu.
This is a black-bellied, willful, materialistic girl with a temper like a spoiled daughter. She whips servants and is sometimes a bit vicious. When she was a child, she threw a basket of local specialties that her mother had packed and that no one in the family was willing to eat into the ditch like a discarded shoe...
This is not my cup of tea...
The reason why he had such impure thoughts was probably because this girl was too pretty. Food, sex and nature are part of human nature. Even Confucius couldn't avoid it, let alone himself, Zhu Ping'an comforted himself in this way.
But scenes from the past keep reappearing.
"Tell me a story and I'll give you this to eat."
During the break between classes in my childhood when material conditions were extremely poor, a scene inexplicably appeared before my eyes: a black-bellied little girl holding a box of braised pork and telling me a story.
"Dad, my brothers don't like reading either. The last time I read, my book almost got worms. Toad wants to borrow a book, so let him read it. He can also catch some worms at the same time."
When I went to the Li family to borrow books as a child and was repeatedly turned away, the words that a certain black-bellied little girl said to the rich man Li while standing at the door inexplicably echoed in my ears.
The Li family's collection of books continued to grow, with more and more books on the imperial examinations, from the scholar, juren to the joint examination and palace examination; the environment of the Li family's study also became better and better...
Then, the tables of delicious meals carefully prepared by the Li family chef appeared in front of me. Before the rooster crowed, breakfast was already here; after reading until late at night, you can also have a midnight snack... Li Shu is the chef of the Li family...
Then, Li Shu's naked body when she emerged from the water became even more alluring, completely occupying Zhu Ping'an's mind, her skin was as white as cream, her curves were alluring...
Close your eyes, it’s Li Shu.
When I opened my eyes, it was Li Shu again.
Zhu Ping'an felt like his brain was like a computer that had been poisoned by watching too many porn movies. When he turned the computer off and on again, all he could see was Li Shu's naked and seductive body. He felt increasingly hot and his body's reaction became more and more intense.
"What's wrong with you, Zhu Ping'an?" At this time, a lark-like voice sounded in Zhu Ping'an's ears.
Zhu Ping'an turned his head and saw Li Shu. He didn't know when, this girl appeared beside him, squatted in front of him, and placed her slender hand on his forehead.
"Why is it so hot?" Li Shu opened her mouth in surprise.
Why is it so hot? I can't tell the truth. I can't tell Li Shu that I fantasized about some impure things with her. Before going to bed, Li Shu despised me because I looked at her body. If she knew that I had fantasized about such impure scenes with her, I don't know how this girl would react.
"Ahem, I... I seem to be sick." Zhu Ping'an blushed when he was caught in his impure fantasies.
"Are you sick?" Li Shu pursed her lips, blinked her big eyes, and looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile. Her voice rose in a long tail and there was a playful smile on her lips.
I don't know why.
Zhu Pingan felt that Li Shu was very strange at this moment, as if she was possessed by a fox spirit, and her whole body exuded a charming aura.
Li Shu smiled playfully, blinking her big eyes as her gaze moved from Zhu Ping'an's face to his body, and then the clothes that were bulging under Zhu Ping'an's waist caught Li Shu's eyes.
Being caught red-handed again, Zhu Ping'an noticed that Li Shu's eyes were on the raised clothes. He blushed and changed his posture to hide his embarrassment at the moment.
"Sick? Not feeling well? Hehehe... I think you need to be squeezed." Li Shu put her face close to Zhu Ping'an, glanced at a certain part of Zhu Ping'an with her seductive eyes, licked her red lips with her pink tongue, and giggled.
The body is in need of clamping!
folder!
Oh my god, you caught me off guard and you sprained my waist.
Zhu Ping'an simply couldn't believe that such a charming sentence came from the mouth of Li Shu, such a noble and elegant young lady. These words full of hints of sex, coming from the mouth of Li Shu, such a proud and cold girl, were much more stimulating than role-playing and had a stronger contrast. The output effect produced by such a sentence was tens of thousands times greater.
After hearing this, Zhu Ping'an felt as if someone had suddenly fed him a large bowl of Viagra.
It's simply...
Stimulated by this sentence, Zhu Pingan was dominated by hormones and hugged the giggling Li Shu...
The house is quiet and peaceful, and all the worries in my heart have disappeared.
The petals have broken the stamens, and the willows are drooping and shaking their branches.
**Afterwards, Zhu Pingan, who tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time, was still immersed in the extreme enjoyment just now. Looking at the sweaty Li Shu beside him, he couldn't help but hug her and pressed his lips on her rosy lips... ...
Huh
Is this what kissing feels like
Why does it feel like... ... it's like licking the rough ground? My mouth is full of the taste of soil.
"Hehe, Miss, look, why is the uncle chewing the dirt on the ground so early in the morning? Is he starving?"
When Zhu Ping'an was puzzled, he suddenly heard the laughter of a little maid named Baozi coming from not far away.
What's going on
Zhu Pingan opened his eyes, and then found that he had been lying on the ground outside the straw mat without knowing when, chewing the grass happily... ... What was there? It was late at night and there was no one around! The morning light outside had already penetrated into the cave!
Holding Grass
Everything that happened at night turned out to be a dream!
Oh my god! I was actually having an erotic dream just now! And it was an erotic dream with Li Shu as the heroine! ! !
"Huh? Did the young master wet his pants? How embarrassing." After discovering Zhu Ping'an chewing the soil, the chubby little maid screamed in surprise as if she had discovered a new continent, then shyly covered her face and turned her back.
At this moment, listening to the surprised cry of the little maid outside, Zhu Pingan wanted to find a mouse hole to crawl into... ... The gentleman was ruined...
"Dirty, obscene..."
Li Shu came in and glanced at a certain part of Zhu Ping'an. Her pretty face suddenly turned red. She turned around quickly and scolded him with her pink lips.
Zhu Ping'an looked at the wet spot on his pants and felt the stickiness of the pants. He wanted to die. Not only did he have an erotic dream, he even had a wet dream. Damn it, his whole life of wisdom was ruined by a dream!
Zhu Pingan didn't know how he got out of the cave under Li Shu's contemptuous eyes...
Fortunately, the Ming Dynasty clothing was complicated and the robes were long, so it would not be bad to be missing a pair of pants. Zhu Pingan went out of the cave despite Li Shu's contemptuous eyes and went to the stream to wash his pants. He rubbed them several times in the stream water, wrung out the water, and carried them back to the cave. He propped up the pants with a stick outside the beacon tower and hung them on it. The beacon tower was constantly burning and the temperature was high, so it would dry faster if it was hung here.
"Your fish..."
Li Shu snorted coldly, looked at Zhu Ping'an with disgust, and then placed several grilled fish hard on the beacon tower.
"Thank you." Zhu Ping'an felt a little embarrassed to face Li Shu. As soon as he saw Li Shu, he remembered the dream last night... He had to turn his gaze away and look at the sea in the distance.
As soon as he looked towards the sea, Zhu Ping'an was shocked and his eyes widened. (To be continued.)