After the holiday, life returned to normal. Zhu Ping'an rode an old ox and carried his schoolbag to school, followed by the reluctant Zhu Pingjun.
As they passed by a small courtyard with a wooden gate, a big yellow guard dog leaned out of the door and barked at the two of them.
Dragon meat in the sky, dog meat on the ground. This was Zhu Ping'an's first reaction after seeing the big yellow dog. Please forgive the straightforwardness of a foodie.
"Bite, bite. If you bite me again, I'll send you to elementary school!" Zhu Pingjun threatened the big yellow dog with his schoolbag in hand, imposing on the dog what he did not want done to him.
The big yellow dog didn't understand human language, but it could tell that Zhu Pingjun's grin was definitely not meant to brag about his majestic physique, smooth fur and big claws, so it let out a roar and pounced on Zhu Pingjun and the others.
Zhu Pingjun was frightened by the dog's enthusiastic actions and fell to the ground. Fortunately, the dog was tied up, otherwise it would definitely leave marks of its enthusiastic claws on Zhu Pingjun.
"Brother Jun, are you okay?" Zhu Ping'an wanted to get off the scalper's back and help Zhu Pingjun, as he seemed to have fallen quite heavily just now.
Before Zhu Pingan came down, Zhu Pingjun got up from the ground by himself, patted the dirt, and said angrily, "Why didn't you die from the fall? If you died from the fall, you wouldn't have to go to school anymore." Ugh, how much does this mean he hates going to school
After not seeing each other for two days, the naughty kids in the school were particularly enthusiastic, especially the fat boy Li Xiaobao. He brought snacks from home and shared them with Zhu Pingan and several children nearby. He boasted about how many fish he had caught and how big they were.
The Master's lectures were the same as usual. In addition to teaching the children to recognize words through Three Character Classic and Hundred Family Surnames, he also took the time to teach Zhu Ping'an a few sentences from the Analects of Confucius.
Li Shu, the scheming little loli who was spanked and cried by Zhu Ping'an outside the school, and her chubby maid Hua'er, appeared on time again during Zhu Ping'an's break.
New clothes, new hairstyle, new accessories, but the same arrogance and arrogance as always remains unchanged.
When the little maid Hua'er saw Zhu Ping'an leading the old yellow cow down the hillside, she looked at Zhu Ping'an with a resentful look as if she was holding a grudge against him.
"Good morning." Zhu Ping'an walked past the two people as if nothing had happened, greeted them, and then tied the old ox to a tree trunk by the river.
"You're early! We've been waiting for a long time!" The black-bellied little loli was as angry as if she had eaten gunpowder, and she choked Zhu Pingan in a bad mood.
"Oh, sorry. The teacher finished class a little late today." Zhu Ping'an nodded embarrassedly.
"Here." The chubby little maid still remembered clearly the spanking she received from the little brat Zhu Ping'an. Her tone was almost identical to that of the sinister little loli.
However, when the little maid Baozi saw Zhu Ping'an taking the food box, a look of anticipation appeared in her big eyes. Although it was fleeting, Zhu Ping'an still caught it.
There must be something wrong with the food in the lunch box.
Zhu Pingan took out the food box, put it on the stone, and said to the little girl very sincerely:
"I thought about it for a long time. Well, I shouldn't have spanked you yesterday. Well, you can't just spank a girl casually..."
As soon as Zhu Ping'an mentioned spanking, the little lolita, big and small, reflexively glared at Zhu Ping'an angrily, especially the black-bellied little lolita who wanted to pounce on him and bite off a piece of flesh from Zhu Ping'an's hateful little fat face.
"So, well, I was wrong after all, so I'll tell you an extra story today." Zhu Ping'an sat on a rock, holding a lunch box and looking at me with a serious apologetic attitude.
"Hehe, don't take it too seriously. We were wrong too. Hurry up and eat and tell us a story." The black-hearted little loli seemed to have forgiven Zhu Ping'an magnanimously, but she kept urging Zhu Ping'an to eat.
Well, I gave you a chance, but you were not sure about it. Don’t blame me, Zhu Pingan thought.
"Before telling you about The Legend of the Condor Heroes, let me tell you a story about mountain climbing." Zhu Ping'an had a silly smile on his face.
The two little girls, big and small, started listening to stories, eating snacks and sitting in a row.
"The story happened around us. The Woniu Mountain behind us is very tall. Legend has it that there are ten thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum on the top of the mountain, which can cure all diseases." Zhu Ping'an spoke in a cheerful tone.
"You're lying. There is no medicine that can cure all diseases." The black-hearted little Loli curled her lips in disdain.
"So it's a legend." Zhu Ping'an said slowly, "At the foot of Woniu Mountain, there was a pair of lovers who were very close. They had been childhood sweethearts and were about to get married, but the girl got a strange disease that couldn't be cured. So the boy wanted to go to the mountain to pick thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum to cure the girl, and the girl wanted to follow him even though she was worried."
"It just so happened that people nearby also wanted to go to the mountain to pick thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, so more than a dozen of them went to the top of the mountain together. When they got to the foot of the mountain and wanted to climb to the top, the weather suddenly took a turn for the worse and it started to rain heavily, but they still insisted on going up the mountain. So they left the girl to look after the camp." When Zhu Ping'an said this, his tone gradually became heavy.
The little girl and the little girl listened attentively, chewing snacks in their little mouths.
"But after three days, they didn't come back. The girl got a little worried, thinking it might be because of the weather. She waited and waited, and on the seventh day, everyone finally came back, but her childhood sweetheart didn't come back."
Hearing this, the little loli stopped chewing snacks and became a little nervous.
"Everyone told her after they came back that her childhood sweetheart had unfortunately died on the first day of climbing to the top of the mountain! They came back on the seventh day, thinking that he might come back to find her. So everyone formed a circle and put her in the middle, and when it was almost midnight, her childhood sweetheart suddenly appeared, covered in blood, grabbed her and ran out. The girl was so scared that she screamed and struggled hard. At this time, her childhood sweetheart told her... There was a mountain accident on the first day of climbing to the top of the mountain! The heavy rain collapsed the rocks, and everyone died, only he was alive... Who do you believe?" Zhu Ping'an's voice became even lower, deliberately with a sinister feeling.
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The little girl and the little girl were so frightened that they hugged each other and screamed, just like two hamsters hugging each other and screaming, which was very cute.
In sharp contrast to the frightened little girls, Zhu Ping'an had a simple smile. This ghost story is of a relatively low level. I didn't tell you about the little red string, the midnight bus, etc. in order to scare you.
After shouting for a long time, the little loli came back to their senses. Looking at Zhu Ping'an's silly smile, they immediately realized that the silly little fat boy did it on purpose.
"Zhu Ping'an, you bastard!" The black-hearted little loli stepped forward and kicked Zhu Ping'an unreasonably.
Zhu Pingan dodged easily and said confidently, "You were the ones who tampered with the lunch box first."
"You, how do you know?" The chubby little maid Hua'er was very curious, you didn't even open it.
"Ah, stupid Huaer!" The scheming little Lolita's face turned dark.
Hearing this, Zhu Ping'an forced a smile on his chubby face and spread out his hands, "I wasn't sure at first, but now I am sure."
Playing with the loli and listening to the class, time passed quickly, and in the blink of an eye it was the day when the two villages were fighting for water, and Fuzi School also specially gave a day off.