"Hey, wake up..."
In a daze, I vaguely felt a friendly call coming from my ear, but it was vague and intermittent, as if it was a call from the gods in the dark.
Next Steps
I heard a rhythmic, increasingly rapid sound of running water. At first it seemed to be the waiter pouring tea with a long-handled kettle. Then it began to flow like a waterfall, making a rumbling sound in my ears and making my breathing quicken.
Then, I felt a light salty taste around my mouth, like nectar, which made me involuntarily stick out my tongue and take two sips. However, it felt a little strange when it entered my throat, and I could smell a strong fishy smell in my nose.
Finally, under the stimulation of the slightly warm running water and the salty taste, my muscles tensed up and the world seemed to be turned upside down. In the midst of the tension, my body instinctively woke up involuntarily.
As soon as I opened my eyes, the first thing that came into my sight was a scene of someone stuffing something black and indecent into his pants with one hand and tying his belt with the other...
Well
What are you doing?!
Huh?!!! I’m so tired!!
Then I realized belatedly where the sound of water, as well as the salty and fishy smell came from!
No wonder it smells salty and fishy, it turns out it’s urine! Then what I just inhaled in my mouth was also urine? ! ! !
Ugh... ... Ugh... ...
After he came to his senses, he was horrified and pale, then he used all his strength, turned over and lay on the ground, and vomited desperately. It was not enough for him to vomit out the acid water, he also covered his throat with his hands, as if he was going to vomit out the bile.
"Oh, sorry, I ran out of water just now, and I couldn't wake you up when I called you, so I have to trouble you, Brother Dadao."
When I was vomiting until my limbs were weak, I heard Zhu Ping'an's embarrassed apology above my head. If I had only listened to the voice, I would have thought it was a good friend who was very familiar with me because of his polite and kind voice.
However, to this man, this well-intentioned voice sounded like the voice of the King of Hell taking his soul away. This voice evoked the nightmare deep in his mind - the brick dripping with blood!
How can this person be called a civil servant who is well-read in the books of sages? He is clearly a gangster, hitting people with bricks and asking people to urinate on them to wake them up... Obscene, shameless, bah, bah, bah...
This is intolerable!
If you dare to tease me like this, I will either kill you or write my last name backwards!
The man was furious and was about to call his comrades to avenge him. However, the scene he saw when he raised his head chilled his heart to the bone - he saw that his comrades had their hands tied with torn ropes, forming a string like a string of candied haws.
Not only that, almost all of his comrades had bruises on their faces and noses. One of them had brick marks on both sides of his forehead that had not yet disappeared. His hair and clothes were also wet, with yellow water marks. The other comrades stayed away from him, as if he had also been urinated on! !
There were five hunters nearby, pointing their sickle-like hunting knives at them.
I Cao
I fainted for a moment. How could it become like this? Although the military training in the barracks was much more relaxed than in previous years, we were able to fight against bandits easily. How could we fall into the hands of these poor people? !
"Be conscious now that you are awake and listen to my instructions. Otherwise, don't blame me for using the hunting knife in my hand!"
While this man was confused, he heard the guy who had just tied the belt take a hunting knife and poke himself with the back of the knife.
"Ah?" The man looked confused.
"What are you talking about? Just do what I tell you to do. Why waste your words?" Hunter Liu Dadao slapped the man with the back of his knife and urged him with gritted teeth, "Take off your shoes first!"
Liu Dadao urged, then changed his polite and honest face to look at Zhu Pingan, touched his head and asked, "Are you a benefactor?"
"Ahem, Brother Dadao, can you please stop calling me your benefactor? I just did a little favor that day. Actually, you are my benefactors. If it weren't for you, I would be in great danger today. At the very least, I would lose my legs, oh, maybe all three legs, or at worst, I would die. Today, it is really thanks to you. Zhu Ping'an would like to thank all of you brothers. A life-saving favor should be repaid with a thousandfold gratitude. The situation is a bit special right now. After I finish this, I will have a drink to thank you all."
Zhu Ping'an smiled embarrassedly, then solemnly clasped his hands together to thank the six hunters who saved him in time. After speaking from the bottom of his heart, he clasped his fists together and bowed deeply to express his gratitude, bending over more than 90 degrees to bow deeply.
"My benefactor, please don't. We don't deserve it."
"That's right, benefactor, you are slapping us in the face. If you were not so tolerant, not only did you not care about our offense of stealing horses, but you also gave us all your wealth to help us get through the difficult times, we would have been finished long ago. You saved our lives."
"Yes, benefactor, we have heard that you risked your life to report to the court for our village, and you were not afraid of that Zhao, and you even offended the prime minister. You are so kind and generous, let alone our lives, even in the next life, we will work like slaves for you, and we will never be able to repay your kindness."
"Sir, you are truly a good official who speaks for the people. With that memorial you wrote, all the innocent souls who died in our village can finally rest in peace."
After Zhu Pingan finished speaking, the six hunters, these iron men all avoided Zhu Pingan's gift, and thanked him with tears in their eyes. Two of them were left holding hunting knives to look at the captives, and the rest came forward and grabbed Zhu Pingan who was saluting, and thanked him endlessly.
"Uh... I'm serious. It was just a small favor for me that day." Zhu Ping'an looked speechlessly at the hunters in front of him who were thanking him sincerely. What he said was really the truth.
"My benefactor, you are used to doing good deeds, so you don't take it seriously. But we can't. Not only did you save the six of us brothers, you also pleaded with the Emperor for the innocent souls who died in our village. If we forget such a great kindness, we would not be worthy of being human beings." The hunters were more excited and sincere than Zhu Ping'an.
Well
Are you guys done yet
The man who was awakened by the urine looked at the scene of people thanking each other in front of him with a confused face, then looked at his shoes blankly, and then looked up at his captured comrades, and found that they were all barefoot...
Take off your shoes? Why
The man was completely confused, not understanding what this damn poor guy meant by asking him to take off his shoes. Was he afraid that we would run away? Was he trying to humiliate us?!
Such a vicious idea must have been thought up by the shameless Zhu Ping'an! !
(I rushed to finish the post, but still missed some time. I belatedly wish you all a happy Christmas and all the best.)