When you're drunk and your courage is high, what's the harm in taking off all your clothes
"At that time, the Tartar captain Hadanbaatar led more than 180 elite cavalrymen to attack Datong. The general gave the order, and other generals dodged and dared not accept it. Only I didn't blink an eye and led more than 100 brothers to rush out. What is that called? It's fighting with the few against the many. See? This knife was left by that damn captain. I persisted to the end and won the battle. Although I lay in bed for seven days and seven nights, it was worth it..."
Captain Zhao Daying was so excited that he drank a large bowl of wine, then he tore off all his clothes, leaving only a pair of pants. He showed off the scar on his back at the banquet, and excitedly and affectionately told the story of how he fought for the Ming Dynasty over and over again...
"Colorful! General Zhao is so mighty!"
"I feel my blood boiling when I listen to Brother Zhao's talk at this table. Brother Zhao is really a role model for us to learn from!"
"General Zhao is awesome!"
"General Zhao is truly a great general. In ancient times, there was Zhao Zilong, and now there is Zhao Daying. This is truly a blessing for our Ming Dynasty."
There was a burst of applause at the banquet. Whether it was the military officers or the civil officials, looking at the earthworm-like scars on Zhao Daying's back, they were all shocked and applauded for Zhao Daying's bravery behind the scars. So many scars were the best proof of his bravery.
No wonder Zhao Daying, a rough man, could catch the eye of the prime minister. Although he was not well-educated, his bravery was real. The civil servant at the banquet looked at the scar on Zhao Daying's back and nodded silently.
Iron and blood are often accompanied by tenderness. Where there is iron and blood, there is naturally no lack of tenderness.
After Zhao Daying took off his shirt, the prostitutes at the banquet all became shy and angry.
"Ah, General, you are so horrible, your muscles are dazzling Xiuer's eyes~~"
"General, you bully others..."
The coquettish voice of the prostitute at the banquet brought the atmosphere of the banquet to a new height.
"General, does it hurt?"
Especially when the female schoolmaster who played the piano stood up, lifted her skirt, twisted her slender waist and walked behind the captain Zhao Daying, she stretched out her white jade fingers charmingly and shyly, and slowly placed them on the scar on Zhao Daying's back like playing the piano, like a conquered fan girl, her eyes were misty, her bright red lips slightly parted, and she uttered such a caring question.
The phrase "iron-blooded but tender" was perfectly interpreted at this moment.
The atmosphere of the banquet suddenly reached its climax.
"Pain? There is no such word as pain in my life, Zhao Daying!" Zhao Daying picked up a glass of wine and drank it all in one gulp, like a real man.
"Liar! How can such a wound not hurt? My heart aches when I touch it. The general has shed so much blood and sweat on the front line to protect the Ming Dynasty. It is also thanks to the general that I can enjoy a comfortable life in the rear."
Hearing this, a tear immediately flowed from the misty eyes of the female schoolmaster. She stroked the scar on Zhao Daying's back with trembling hands, pouting her lips and said angrily, and then she couldn't help but let the tears fall.
"As military men, it is our duty to sacrifice our lives for our country and we should protect the Ming Dynasty." Zhao Daying said passionately.
"General..." The female schoolmaster looked up at Zhao Daying, tears on her cheeks, biting her red lips and said, "General, you are a man of noble character, serving the country and the people without asking for anything in return, but I cannot bear to see you shed your blood and sweat in vain. I have nothing but my body, if you don't mind, I am willing to offer myself to you, so that you can have a good night's sleep..."
Recommend myself for your bed!
The scar on Zhao Daying's back actually moved the female schoolmaster so much that she offered herself to him. This ignited the entire banquet. Everyone present congratulated Zhao Daying and said that it had become a good story.
Looking at the expressions of everyone present, the female schoolmaster rolled her eyes imperceptibly, with a hint of sarcasm at the corner of her mouth.
Men are such idiots!
Even if I didn't offer myself to the bed, I would still be fucked at night! Prostitutes, after receiving the money, how can they avoid being fucked? I was just pretending, and they were like animals that smelled fish!
It's always like this. It seems that today I can receive an extra reward like in the past.
The female schoolmaster sat on Zhao Daying's lap like a little bird, with a fangirl look on her face, but full of contempt in her heart.
"General, you can endure it, but I really can't. We are fighting bravely on the front line, shedding blood and sweat, but what about Zhu Ping'an? He is reading sour articles and talking nonsense in the back, not to mention eating delicious food and drinking spicy drinks, but also hurting people behind the back and slandering the general!"
"Brother Wang is right. We have shed blood and sweat for the country and the people, but Zhu Ping'an is not only ungrateful, but he also believed the rumors and framed us behind our backs! He is worse than pigs and dogs. We should enforce justice on behalf of heaven and teach this Zhu a severe lesson!"
"That's right. If you ask me, this is just a hindrance. I'd rather kill him!"
"Okay, well said, just kill him!"
The military officers at the banquet all stood up for Zhao Daying and threatened to stand up for him and give Zhu Pingan a severe lesson.
Zhao Daying stood up and stretched out his hand to press down, and said seriously, "I, Zhao, appreciate your kindness. However, as upright people, how can we do such illegal things?"
"General, are we just going to let Zhu Ping'an slander us for nothing?"
"That's right, this is intolerable! If we don't teach Zhu Ping'an a lesson this time, he will become even more arrogant in the future, look down on us even more, and frame us at will!"
"If General Zhao doesn't dare, I, Old Li, am not afraid!"
"Count me in."
The military officers at the banquet were extremely excited, and felt that Zhao Daying was a little incompetent, as if it would be against the will of heaven if they did not teach Zhu Ping'an a lesson.
Listening to the excitement of the military officers at the banquet, Zhao Daying smiled slightly, and then said meaningfully but affirmatively, "Don't get excited, everyone. As the saying goes, if you walk too much at night, you will always encounter ghosts. Maybe the man surnamed Zhu encountered a ghost today. If he encountered a ghost, how could his arms and legs be intact? At least a few of them would be broken..."
oh
There's a play, there's something else going on.
Listening to Zhao Daying's meaningful words, everyone exclaimed excitedly, as if they had taken a reassurance pill.
"General Zhao, are you saying that you will teach Zhu Ping'an a lesson today?"
"Break his arms and legs?"
"General Zhao, have you made arrangements?"
Everyone at the banquet was very excited and asked excitedly.
"Shh, I didn't say anything, and you didn't hear anything. Zhu Ping'an's encounter with a ghost and broken legs and feet has nothing to do with me. Drink, drink..." Zhao Daying put his finger to his mouth and said meaningfully.
"oh"
"Oh, yes, yes, hahaha..."
"Yes, yes, yes. We can testify that Zhu Ping'an's broken legs and feet today have nothing to do with the general."
Everyone followed suit, winking and laughing, and the banquet was filled with harmony.