Good, good
Shanzai your sister, isn’t this the monk’s catchphrase? You are a Taoist priest, what’s the point of saying Shanzai? Zhu Pingan was speechless.
Anyway, I'm in a hurry to go to the Ministry of Justice, so you should find someone else to cheat.
"I'm sorry, Taoist priest. I have something else to do. Please find someone else." Zhu Ping'an curled the corners of his mouth speechlessly, then bowed slightly, and then walked around the old Taoist priest again and continued to move forward.
"No, no, this old Taoist only tells fortunes for people with whom you are destined to be together. If there is no destiny, I will not reveal the secret even if you give me a thousand gold coins." The old Taoist followed Zhu Ping'an like a sticky candy and grabbed his sleeve.
"Master, what do you mean?" Zhu Ping'an stopped.
"Today, you and I, the Three Pure Ones, have a destiny. Let me, the Taoist priest, tell you your fortune and wish you wealth and prosperity." The Taoist priest bent his left middle and ring finger inward, made a pointing sign in front of his chest, and said seriously.
Why isn't it over yet
Zhu Pingan looked at the old Taoist in silence, then spread his hands and said directly, "I am short of money, Taoist priest, you should go find the next destined person."
Unexpectedly, as soon as Zhu Ping'an spread out his hands, the old Taoist grabbed him and grabbed both of Zhu Ping'an's hands. The speed was very fast and the strength was not small. He grabbed Zhu Ping'an's hands and flipped them over in his palms.
Just start looking at the face.
Moreover, the Taoist priest grabbed Zhu Ping'an's palm and said, "Don't mention money. I am not such a vulgar person. I just said that you and I are destined to be together. If you give me a thousand gold coins, I will not say a word. Today, I will not take a penny and give you a fortune-telling."
well
well
It hurts...
Damn, this old Taoist is a martial artist. He is in his fifties, but he is much stronger than me. He used some clever strength when holding my hand, which made it painful whenever I moved. Zhu Ping'an had no choice but to let the old Taoist read his palm.
It seems that it is time for him to improve his physical fitness. A fifty-year-old man can make him helpless when he starts fighting. The last time Zhao Daying's men provoked Zhu Ping'an, Zhu Ping'an had this idea. Now this incident has once again sounded the alarm for Zhu Ping'an. The road ahead is long, and it is urgent to improve physical fitness.
Really, I even forgot Chairman Mao’s teachings about all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, aesthetics and labor. I must remember this time.
"I am not a vulgar person, please don't mention money anymore. You and I are destined to be together, and I will give you a fortune even if I have to shorten my life by ten years, so that you can have wealth and prosperity." The old Taoist said it seriously, shortening his life by three years, as if it was something great, but the next second his tone changed, "Of course, if you feel embarrassed, you can give me this jade on your waist as compensation..."
Depend on
It turned out that she was attracted by the jade pendant on her waist. That was wishful thinking. This jade pendant was given to her by Li Shu. A jade pendant that could attract the attention of this enchantress like Li Shu must be worth a lot of money.
"Please don't do that. I can't afford to offend you by shortening your life." Zhu Ping'an really thought he was stupid and rich. He looked down on the old Taoist.
However, the old Taoist's face was so thick that no matter how Zhu Ping'an refused, he always looked as if he had decided to kill him.
"When a gentleman is at home, he observes the images and plays with the words; when he is on the move, he observes the changes and plays with the divination. This hexagram of the Taoist priest originated from the Book of Changes, and was deduced by the divine fortune teller in hemp clothes. Liu Bowen only learned the basics, but the Taoist priest is proficient in it..."
The old Taoist grabbed Zhu Ping'an's palm, read his palm and started to encourage him.
Just blow it!
Zhu Pingan rolled his eyes.
"Well... ... "
The old Taoist who was preaching was looking at Zhu Ping'an's palm when he suddenly paused. After he cried out in surprise, he grabbed Zhu Ping'an's hand and looked at it again with some uncertainty. Then he made a "hissing" sound and looked at Zhu Ping'an's palm again and again, looking uncertain.
faint
What are you going to do? Zhu Pingan was startled by the Taoist's sudden shout.
By the way, you are too into the role. It’s okay to pretend, but why are you so into it? You are not an actor. Anyway, I don’t believe it. Zhu Pingan glanced at the old Taoist and curled his lips.
The next second, the old Taoist raised his head and stared at Zhu Ping'an's face.
suddenly
"A dragon pattern on the palm, a position above all others! Ziwei Tianfu, the master of the world!"
The old Taoist opened his mouth in panic, making an unbelievable sound like a rooster laying eggs, his eyes almost popped out as if he had seen a ghost.
Then
With a plop
The old Taoist knelt down in front of Zhu Ping'an, his whole body shaking like a sieve, and he bowed deeply, shouting, "Long live the emperor..."
Damn it!
If you want to die, don't pull me down!
Zhu Ping'an was frightened by the Taoist's action. He jumped up and dodged like a cat whose tail was stepped on.
Damn, you’re crazy!
Zhu Ping'an broke out in cold sweat!
Fortunately, this place is relatively remote and there is no one nearby. Otherwise, if someone heard it, it would be hard to explain.
If there were no people around, Zhu Ping'an would have suspected that this old Taoist was deliberately invited by Zhao Daying to frame him! Saying these things in a feudal society is nothing but courting death! Emperor Jiajing is not a magnanimous person! In order to avoid the proverb "two dragons cannot meet each other", he even refused to see his son! How can you allow others to snore beside your bed? The emperor's suspicion is the heaviest. What do you think Emperor Jiajing would think when he heard you say "Long live the emperor", even if you have ten heads, it would not be enough to kill him!
Depend on
I can't afford to offend you, but I can afford to hide from you!
After Zhu Ping'an dodged, he glanced around again privately. Seeing that no one was paying attention, he hurriedly left in a cold sweat, running away as if he was being chased by a dog.
What bad luck, I met a psychopath! In order to earn a few dollars, he dared to say such words. Zhu Pingan despised the old Taoist to the extreme. He would stay away from such people no matter what he saw in the future.
After Zhu Ping'an ran far away, the old Taoist came to his senses belatedly.
etc.
What did I just do
I was just frightened by the boy's palm and face, and I knelt down subconsciously.
Now coming to his senses, the old Taoist felt a little scared. He pretended to pick up something on the ground, picked up a small stone and put it in his pocket, then pretended to stand up.
However, after getting up, the old Taoist was still confused. He reached into his arms and fumbled for a long time. He fumbled out a yellowed and wrinkled booklet. He opened one of the pages and started reading. He said to himself, "Yes, that's what the book says... A palm with dragon pattern is superior to others; a palm with purple celestial palace is in charge of the world... Who else but the emperor can be in charge of the world?"
"That's not right. Could it be that this boy is the prince who left the palace incognito?"
The old Taoist thought for a while and shook his head, muttering to himself. He subconsciously pulled at his beard and broke several strands. It was like he was having a mental breakdown...