A good night's sleep, but back pain.
"A little masturbation can make you happy, but excessive masturbation can harm your body, and forced masturbation will lead to your death. The principle is the same..." When Zhu Ping'an got up the next day, he felt the dull pain in his waist and back, as well as the dark circles under his eyes in the mirror. He rubbed his waist and whispered to himself to be moderate.
Li Shu was sitting in front of the dressing table, putting on makeup in front of the mirror. Her slender hands dipped lip balm from the carved ivory tube. Her pretty face was rosy and she looked like a peach moistened by the spring rain. Even before she applied powder, her pretty face was already so rosy and tender that it seemed as if water would drip out if touched.
"What are you mumbling about? Small oars, big oars, masts, oars. Do you want to go boating today?"
Hearing Zhu Ping'an's soft mumbling, Li Shu stopped what she was doing, blinked her big watery eyes curiously, her cherry lips were as rosy as petals, and her delicate voice was a hundred times more beautiful than the most beautiful song in the world.
Small oar, big oar, mast or oar
boating
You are really talented.
This is not the same as that oar...
Looking at Li Shu's cute and innocent appearance, Zhu Ping'an suddenly felt that he wanted to "row the boat" again... He quickly recited the word "撸" silently again, and finally suppressed this evil thought with great difficulty.
"Why are you looking at me like that... If you want to go boating, you can go boating in Shichahai in the afternoon. Uncle will come in the morning, and we have to meet each other." Li Shu pouted and said coquettishly.
"Ahem, let's talk about it later."
Zhu Ping'an coughed, laughed, cheered himself up and put on his clothes.
Brush your teeth and wash your face.
Although Zhu Ping'an misses modern toothbrushes and toothpaste, he has become accustomed to brushing his teeth and rinsing his mouth with a pig-bristle toothbrush and green salt and Poria cocos paste.
Breakfast was still prepared by Li Shu. It was delicious, rich and full of love. Served with a stack of pickled cucumbers, it made Zhu Ping'an gain three pounds in just one meal.
Nowadays, pickled cucumbers have become popular in the Linhuai Marquis Mansion. Of course, this is mainly due to the old lady of the Linhuai Marquis Mansion. The old lady eats it with rice for every meal and eats half a bowl more than usual. This makes Zijuan, the old lady's personal maid, specially thank Zhu Pingan every time she sees him.
Just as "the king of Chu likes thin waists, many people in the palace starve to death", the old lady loves to eat it, and soon there is this home-cooked dish in every room of Linhuai Marquis's mansion. It is said that the old lady of the Duke of Wei's mansion next door was influenced by the old lady of Linhuai Marquis and also fell in love with this dish of pickled cucumbers. It is perfect for porridge, and she often sent people to Linhuai Marquis's mansion to ask for it these days.
After breakfast, Zhu Ping'an went to the study to practice calligraphy as usual, while Li Shu was in the living room directing the maid to clean up.
There was some noise in the courtyard, but it soon calmed down. After a while, the little maid Baozi came in angrily holding an inkstone.
"What's wrong?" Li Shu glanced at the little maid and asked.
"It's none other than those two little vixens Xier and Yaner. Last time the old lady wanted to give them to the young lady as a dowry, but after being rejected by the young lady, who would have thought that they would still not give up. They heard from somewhere that the son-in-law was reading in the courtyard yesterday, and they wanted to meet him by taking the opportunity of delivering pens and ink to him. Fortunately, the son-in-law was not in the courtyard, otherwise these two shameless vixens would have succeeded. Young lady, you didn't see how shameless they were. They were wearing such thin, transparent and low clothes that their chests were almost exposed..." The chubby little maid was still sulking, her little mouth pouting so much that it looked like you could tie an oil bottle to it. She leaned close to Li Shu's ear and whispered.
Li Shu's eyes were calm when she heard this. She stretched out her delicate hand and took the inkstone from the handkerchief of the little maid. She raised it to the height of her forehead, pointed it at the marble on the ground, and then let go of her hand...
"Snap"
With a loud noise, the inkstone fell on the marble and broke into two pieces.
"Qin'er, take Mama Li, Mama Wang, Granny Liu, and Granny Zhang, take the two halves of the inkstone, and go ask Xi'er and Yan'er what their intention was in sending the broken inkstone over. If they admit it, you can go and see Grandma and ask her to do justice. If they don't admit it, let Mama Li and the others slap them in the face until they admit it, and then go and see Grandma and ask her to do justice..."
Li Shu glanced at Qin'er beside her with her pair of lively eyes, wiped her hands with a handkerchief, slightly opened her cherry lips, and spoke in a soft voice, like pearls.
"Don't worry, Miss." Qin'er picked up the inkstone on the ground and walked out in response.
"Ah?... Oh oh..." The little maid was stunned for a moment, not yet reacting. The inkstone sent by Xier and Yaner was in good condition, but it was broken into two pieces by the young lady... It took her a second to react, and then nodded her head vigorously.
It was those two little vixens who started it first. They wanted to seduce the son-in-law. They should be taught a lesson. What is the crime of breaking the master's inkstone? It seems that they should be punished as maids sweeping the floor and washing clothes. Humph, they deserve it. Who told them to seduce the son-in-law
Outside Tingyuxuan.
"Bah, look at those little sluts in Ting Yuxuan. They have no ability and can't get high on their own, so they can't help us."
"That's right. They're all like they're guarding against thieves."
Xier and Yaner both looked very unhappy, and they spat in the direction of Tingyuxuan as they walked.
"But Xier, I heard that the fifth uncle is very serious, unlike the lustful young master Zhou. If young master Zhou was like a cat that hasn't seen any fish for several days, I would be able to hook him with just a beckoning of my little finger, but the fifth uncle is too serious..." Yan'er leaned close to Xier's ear and whispered.
"Hehe, seriously, would a serious person take off all their clothes in public?" Xier giggled, and her pair of jade rabbits on her chest trembled, which was very fascinating.
"Ah? Are you talking about the fifth uncle?" Yan'er was surprised.
"If it's not the fifth uncle, then who else could it be? Didn't you hear that the day before yesterday when the fifth uncle was on duty, he took off all his clothes in front of many people. You can tell at a glance that he is shameless. And my silly sister, you haven't seen it, but I have heard that the fifth uncle's thing..." Xier, with a blushing face, came close to Yan'er's ear, and whispered while gesturing with her hands.
"What? Is this true? How could it be like that..." Yan'er's eyes widened and her heart felt like a deer beating wildly.
"Of course it's true. If I can climb into the bed of the fifth uncle, I will have endless blessings in the future. I can eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks. Haha, I can also... The fifth uncle is already a sixth-rank official at a young age. I heard that he has done an important task this time and showed his face in front of the emperor. His future is limitless." Xier began to look forward to it.
Yan'er was also full of longing, "However, I also heard that the red paper beside the Sixth Miss once..."
"Hong Jian, that young girl, is not as capable as us..." Xi'er pouted after hearing this, and then became indignant, "Humph, it's all the fault of the Fifth Miss. The old lady clearly pointed us out as her dowry, but she rejected it. Otherwise, why would she have gone through so much trouble..."
"That's right, later, hum..." Yan'er agreed.
"We must be good sisters in the future. Miss Fifth is not someone who is easy to get along with." Xier said to Yan'er.
"Of course." Yan'er nodded vigorously, and they smiled at each other.