Because of the sentence "The young left home, the second child returned, and the eldest married a merchant", the naughty kid was almost beaten half to death by Linhuai Hou, and he cried until he was out of breath.
After the naughty kid regained his freedom from the clutches of Linhuai Hou, he trotted back to his room, pulled out a box from under the bed, opened the box, took out a small notebook, took out a carbon rod, and with tears in his eyes, he wrote down his profound feelings in the small notebook:
My fifth sister was a bad person. She made me recite the poem “I left home when I was young, and the second one came back. The eldest one married a businessman.” My father almost beat me to death...
—One day in the summer when I was six years old.
After the naughty kid finished writing, he wiped away his tears, threw the notebook into the box, closed the box, and hid it under the bed again.
When the box is closed, you can see the following words written on the page of the small notebook:
My country bumpkin brother-in-law is a bad guy. He made me memorize "Although the tortoise is thin, it still has some meat. Let's make soup first, then eat the meat." And "Children meet and don't know each other. They ask the fat man who he is" was also caused by my country bumpkin brother-in-law. I was beaten by my father... ...
—A day in the spring when I was six years old.
Of course, if you open the little notebook of the naughty kid, you will find that there are many things recorded in this little notebook in a messy way, such as "Fifth brother-in-law is a good man, he took me out to play, and bought me candied haws..." Candied haws cannot be written, so it is replaced by a bamboo stick with several circles; there is also "Fifth sister is the best sister, she gave me a lot of money..." and so on. Generally speaking, this little notebook records the momentary feelings of the naughty kid.
God knows, in the little notebook, the same person is written as a good person sometimes and a bad person sometimes. How will the naughty kids distinguish between good and bad when they read it in the future
"Haha, Fifth Sister is so nice. Fifth Sister is the best sister in the world."
Ten minutes later, the naughty child raised his chubby face, and his eyes were almost invisible from laughing. A fifty-liang silver note was tightly clenched in one of his chubby hands. He hugged Li Shu's thigh like a happy puppy, grinning and yelling happily.
As crazy as the earliest and most die-hard fans.
Every word and action comes from the heart.
He seemed to have forgotten that ten minutes ago, he was writing with tears in his eyes that the fifth sister was a bad person.
Today is the bear kid’s birthday. The bear kid received many gifts. The old lady, the grandmother, the second aunt and others all gave the bear kid many gifts, such as the hardcover "The Analects of Confucius", "The Great Learning", "The Doctrine of the Mean", such as the precious inkstone, such as the wolf-howling brush produced in the northwest desert, such as a stack of top-quality snowflake paper, etc. ... ...
When the naughty kid saw these gifts, his fat face was full of despair, just like a modern kid who received a set of Huanggang real exam questions from a kind-hearted uncle on his birthday.
"Fifth sister doesn't know what Rui Ge'er likes. How about this, just buy whatever you like." Li Shu's gift was simple and direct. She smiled and stuffed a silver note with a face value of fifty taels of silver into the naughty child.
A fifty-liang silver note directly ignited the joy and happiness of the naughty child...
If nothing unexpected happens, when he returns to his room, the naughty child will grin happily and write in bold letters on his little notebook: "Fifth sister is a good person. She gave me fifty taels of silver to let me buy things I like. Fifth sister is the best sister in the world."
Zhu Ping'an just found out it was the naughty kid's birthday today. He had no gift prepared in advance, so he had to write a couple of words on the spot and give it to the naughty kid as a birthday present.
A piece of calligraphy written in a flamboyant style reads: "Although you are young, you are writing more and more articles. When you are fifteen or sixteen, you will pass the imperial examination in one go."
As a result, Zhu Ping'an's gift was despised by the naughty kid for a long time.
"Hmph, Fifth Sister, you are so blind to find such a stingy husband." The naughty kid reminded Li Shu in a low voice.
Although it was a low voice, Zhu Ping'an was right next to Li Shu, so he could hear it clearly.
Hearing this, Li Shu looked at Zhu Ping'an with her watery eyes and giggled while covering her mouth.
"Haha, Rui Ge'er, if you sell your brother-in-law's calligraphy outside, it will be worth more than fifty taels."
After laughing, Li Shu said to the naughty child with a smile.
"Really? Haha, Fifth Brother-in-law is the best brother-in-law in the world..."
The naughty kid was stunned for a moment, then his face was full of joy. He carefully folded up Zhu Ping'an's words and put them close to his body as if he had won the lottery, grinning from ear to ear, and raised his chubby face to shamelessly call "Fifth Brother-in-law" hello.
I didn't realize that this naughty kid is such a money-grubber... Looking at the naughty kid's money-grubber look, Zhu Ping'an pulled the corner of his mouth speechlessly.
"Niuniu, sister, tell me what you want. No matter if it's candied haws or sweets, I will buy it for you." The naughty child patted his chest and stuck to little Loli Niuniu like a little nouveau riche.
In ancient times, although it was not popular to eat birthday cakes or sing birthday songs when celebrating birthdays, people still made wishes.
The difference is that in ancient times, people did not put candles on cakes and blow out the candles to make wishes, but lit incense in front of statues of gods and made wishes.
The old lady personally took the naughty child's hand and helped him light three incense sticks on the candle flame. She then took the naughty child's hand and inserted it into the incense burner. Then she left the naughty child alone to kneel on the cushion in front of the statue and make a wish.
"Brother Rui, what wish did you make?"
Seeing the naughty kid kneeling on the mat and making a wish seriously, the women in the Linhuai Marquis's mansion couldn't help but ask with a smile.
"Hehe, Rui brother must be making a wish, wishing the ancestor a long life and good health, wishing the marquis a bright future and promotion, wishing grandma eternal youth and all the best..." The second concubine of Linhuai Marquis's mansion said with a giggle, trying to please both the old lady and the Linhuai Marquis's wife, and also flattering her own son.
"Hehe, I guess Rui Ge'er must have made a wish to pass the imperial examination and become a high-ranking official when he grows up..."
The Sixth Miss Linhuaihou giggled and joked.
Others also laughed and teased the naughty child.
"No, my wish is to marry all the women in the world when I grow up..." The naughty child shook his head and said with his little fat face.
Just finished
The naughty child shook his head again, "No, no, except my grandmother. Oh, that's not right, except my mother and aunt, there are also my eldest sister, second sister, third sister, fourth sister, fifth sister, sixth sister..."
As he said this, ignoring the shocked people in the room, the naughty child ran to the statue again, knelt down solemnly, and made a wish again, "When I grow up, I hope to kill all the women except my grandmother, mother, aunt, eldest sister... fifth sister, sixth sister..."
The naughty kid never fulfilled all his wishes.
"Evil son, I let you marry, I let you be ignorant and unlearned, I let you marry, marry, marry..." Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu's face was a hundred times darker than that in the morning. He pulled the naughty child who was kneeling in front of the statue and silently making a wish over, pressed him on a chair, and slapped the naughty child's buttocks again.
Aww
The howling of the naughty child could be heard from several blocks away.