"Mother, what's wrong with you?" Prince Yu stared at Concubine Du Kang, who was laughing so hard that her body was shaking, and asked in confusion.
"That's right, Concubine Du, why are you laughing like this?" Seeing Concubine Du Kang laughing like this, Princess Ning'an opened her mouth in surprise and asked in a low voice in amazement.
In Princess Ning'an's memory, Concubine Du Kang had always been elegant and graceful, and she always paid attention to her image. She had never laughed so hard that she almost couldn't straighten her back. This was the first time Princess Ning'an had seen Concubine Du Kang lose her composure like this, so she was so surprised.
"Hehe, because of this poem..." Concubine Du Kang covered her mouth and laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her back.
"This poem?" Prince Yu and Princess Ning'an were even more confused. "Is this poem so funny?"
It's not just not funny, it's not funny at all.
Prince Yu and Princess Ning'an looked at each other, confused. How could this poem be funny
"Read it once and see." Concubine Du Kang tried hard to stop laughing, but she couldn't help but burst out laughing as soon as she finished speaking.
"Read it once?" Prince Yu was a little confused. Could it be that he could discover the secret by reading it once
"Hmm? Okay." Princess Ning'an was stunned for a moment, then nodded and read "Lying in Spring" aloud.
"The dark plum blossoms are faintly heard, lying on the branches with sorrow. From afar, they seem to be lying on the water, easily penetrating the spring green. The bank seems green, the bank seems to be transparent green, the bank seems to be transparent dark green."
Princess Ning'an had a pleasant voice with ups and downs in her tone. She read the poem "Lying Down in Spring" softly.
Concubine Du Kang had stopped laughing, but when she listened to Princess Ning'an reading "Lying in Spring", she couldn't help laughing again.
Prince Yu was listening very seriously at first, wanting to discover the secret, but he was soon influenced by Concubine Du Kang, who was covering her mouth and trying not to laugh.
"Mother..." Prince Yu touched his forehead, feeling helpless.
"Empress Du..." Princess Ning'an stretched out the last syllable of her words and pouted her lips slightly to express her dissatisfaction.
He was studying well, why are you laughing like that? Is it because Ning An didn't study well...
Princess Ning'an had a lot of thoughts in her mind at once.
"Hehe, haven't you noticed yet?" Concubine Du Kang was trying very hard to hold back her laughter. Her face turned red, and the dimples on her face were revealed when she laughed. Her long eyes, which were narrowed into crescents, were also smiling.
"What did you find?" Prince Yu and Princess Ning'an shook their heads, confused.
"Little Ning'an, um, this poem was given to you by that person. Hehe, did you offend him?" Concubine Du Kang asked Princess Ning'an with a smile.
"Huh? Your Majesty, how did you know?" Princess Ning'an was stunned, then turned her big eyes to Prince Yu, as if asking whether Prince Yu had told Concubine Du Kang.
Prince Yu shook his head innocently.
"It's not Huo'er who said it, you can see it from the poem..." Concubine Du Kang chuckled.
Princess Ning'an looked skeptical.
"Read it a few more times and see." Concubine Du Kang blinked.
Princess Ning'an looked at "Lying in Spring" again with suspicion, and then read it twice more carefully, "Lying in Spring. The dark plum blossoms are faintly heard, lying on the branches is full of sorrow. From afar, it is heard that the plum blossoms are like water, and the spring green can be easily seen..."
"Nothing much..." After reading it twice, Princess Ning'an shook her head.
Princess Du Kang smiled without saying anything, and signaled Ning An with her eyes to read it again.
Still want to read?!
Princess Ning'an pouted her lips unhappily, with a little emotion, and didn't read carefully, even reading out of tune, "Lying down in Spring. The dark plum blossoms are faintly smelled, lying on the branches is filled with sorrow. From afar, I hear that it is like lying on water, and it is easy to see the spring green..."
Prince Yu, who was standing by, saw this and smiled and shook his head.
Why?!
etc
wrong?!
What did I hear?!
Prince Yu, who was smiling and shaking his head, was suddenly startled. He seemed to have heard it all of a sudden from Princess Ning'an's off-key recitation of "I heard from afar that she was lying like water, and the spring green was easily penetrated."
If Princess Ning'an hadn't deliberately read out of tune with a little emotion, Prince Yu would never have discovered the secret.
I heard from afar that it was like water, and it was easy to see the spring green - if you want to know who I am, I am just a big stupid donkey? !
Well?!
No way?!
Prince Yu was as surprised as a log, he simply couldn't believe his ears, his original cognition was overturned, what he just thought was a poem with a very beautiful artistic conception, turned out to be such a "poem"? !
Ning An, who was standing by, was still singing out of tune with a little emotion: "The shore seems green, the shore seems transparent green, the shore seems transparent dark green."
In Prince Yu's ears, Ning An read, "I am a donkey, I am a donkey, I am a big stupid donkey."
Then, Prince Yu couldn't help but blush, and after Ning An finished reading, Prince Yu couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Well
Princess Ning'an was completely stunned.
What's going on
Brother, why are you laughing like this?! What happened? Is there something wrong with my reading
Princess Ning'an was confused for a moment.
"Royal brother, why are you laughing like this? Huh?" Princess Ning'an couldn't figure it out, so she chose the most direct way. She showed her little fangs and looked at Prince Yu with a burning gaze that was half threatening and half coquettish.
“Aimee, hehe, if you read it again using the same tone as before, you will understand, hehe…” Prince Yu tried hard to hold back his laughter, but still managed to laugh out loud.
Princess Ning'an looked at Prince Yu suspiciously.
Prince Yu nodded.
Then, Princess Ning'an began to read in a low voice again in the same tone as before, "Lying Down in Spring. The dark plum blossoms are blooming, lying on the branches with deep sorrow..."
This time, Princess Ning'an paid special attention when reading. While reading, she criticized Zhu Ping'an's poem in her heart.
"Lying in Spring"
What a stupid name, it makes me sound stupid...
Well?!
etc
Am I stupid?!
Princess Ning'an had just read a sentence when she suddenly stopped. Her little face suddenly turned dark. Then she turned around and read it again in a low voice. The more she read, the darker her pretty face became, until it was almost as black as the bottom of a pot.
"Lying in Spring - I'm Stupid"
"The dark plum blossoms are faintly heard (I am uneducated), lying on the branches with deep resentment (I have a very low IQ). From afar, I hear it lying like water (if you want to know who I am), and it is easy to see the spring green (a big stupid donkey). The shore is like green (I am a donkey), the shore is like transparent green (I am a donkey), the shore is like transparent dark green (I am a stupid donkey)..."
Although Princess Ning'an didn't quite understand the meaning of the word "IQ", she generally understood it as wisdom.
But Princess Ning'an, you idiot, knows all about other cultures.
Culture, this word mostly means knowledge in modern times. Saying that you are uncultured generally means that you have no knowledge, no connotation, and are unlearned.
In ancient times, saying you were uncultured was much more serious than it is today. In "Shuo Yuan? Zhi Wu", there is a sentence "When the military rises, it is because of disobedience. If the culture does not change, then it will be punished." In ancient times, culture mostly meant "hearing of education". Generally speaking, the ancient Central Plains people often said that ethnic minorities were barbarians, which was to satirize them for being uncultured, outsiders, and saying that they were uncultured.
So I am not well educated, but the first sentence of the poem was extremely damaging to Princess Ning'an.
Are you pissing me off?!
You are uneducated, you are a big ass!
It turns out that Zhu Ping'an, the exhibitionist, sent me a poem to humiliate myself. I was so angry. At that time, I thought that bastard toad wanted to eat swan meat! It turns out that I was just being sentimental. I was so angry! Zhu Ping'an, that bastard, must be laughing!
"Zhu Ping'an, you are a big bastard! You are uneducated, you are a big stupid donkey! I will report to my father and ask him to chop off the head of Zhu Ping'an, you big stupid donkey..."
The more she thought about it, the darker her face became. Princess Ning'an was almost going crazy. The sound of her gnashing teeth seemed to break through the roof of Rongfu Palace.