The word "slow" echoed throughout the venue.
It was like a thunderclap!
It was just a word, but it had the mighty momentum of thousands of troops, as if a group of righteous troops had descended from the sky, galloping on their horses and roaring, instantly shocking the entire audience at the teacher appreciation banquet.
Including Zhu Ping'an, who had already put the teacup to his lips, opened his mouth, and was about to drink tea at the banquet.
I was also shocked.
He kept on serving the tea, but paused somewhere, not even a drop of tea could reach his mouth...
Who shouted "slow"
Everyone looked in the direction of the sound, and saw that Yang Guoliang was looking at Zhu Ping'an with his mouth still shaped the word "slow".
Obviously, it was Yang Guoliang who shouted.
Zhu Ping'an held the teacup and slowly turned his head to look at Yang Guoliang.
In sight.
Yang Guoliang was looking at him excitedly, his eyes flickering with the flames of revenge, and the muscles on his face seemed to be trembling with excitement.
"Haha, Master Zhu, wait a minute."
Yang Guoliang looked at Zhu Ping'an and tried hard to put on a calm and gentle smile, but unfortunately the muscles on his face were shaking too violently with excitement, making his calm and gentle smile seem a little excited and ferocious.
hehe
How can I not be excited?!
To be honest, when Zhu Ping'an made the couplet just now, Yang Guoliang felt that the sky was dark, the earth was spinning, and the sun and moon were collapsing.
I came up with the first line of the couplet, and I spent a year thinking hard but couldn't come up with the second line. I thought it could be listed as the best couplet in a century, but Zhu Ping'an, who only cares about eating, came up with the second line without even thinking about it! How can I not despair? !
But
hehe
God will not let down those who work hard.
In the face of despair, Yang Guoliang did not give up. His brain was working fast, and he was more clear-headed and active than ever before.
He captured two rivers, arranged eight battle formations, fought six battles and captured seven, and lit forty-nine lanterns on Wuzhangyuan, all in order to fulfill three wishes.
Conquer Western Shu, pacify the Southern Barbarians, make peace with the east and resist the north, the central military camp changes to earth, wood, and gold, and fire attacks can be used on water surfaces.
This seemingly perfect couplet had a flaw that Yang Guoliang keenly discovered, a fatal flaw.
A flaw that is enough to kill Zhu Ping'an!
pretty!
Jedi counterattack!
hehe
How can I not be excited
At this time, Yang Guoliang did not laugh excitedly towards the sky. It was already the result of restraint again and again.
"Hic... ...Doctor Yang, what do you think?"
Zhu Ping'an held the teacup, burped, frowned slightly, and asked indifferently.
Ma Dan.
I can't even drink a cup of tea in peace!
Zhu Ping'an greeted Yang Guoliang warmly in his heart.
"It's not that I'm asking for advice. I just have some immature ideas that I want to consult with Zhu Ping'an." Yang Guoliang smiled and deliberately used the same tone that Zhu Ping'an used when he asked him for advice in the morning and spoke to Zhu Ping'an.
Give someone a taste of their own medicine.
Sure enough, this kind of revenge is more refreshing, as if every pore is shouting for comfort.
This is sour and refreshing.
Yang Guoliang's excited and happy voice was a little hoarse, as if he was a drake with his neck strangled, with his own BGM.
"Please speak, Dr. Yang." Zhu Ping'an looked at Yang Guoliang, nodded slightly, and said lightly.
hehe
Lost face
Can't you stand this
Believe it or not, your expression will be better later? !
Yang Guoliang looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, as if he saw the scene where Zhu Ping'an was stunned and defeated after he pointed out Zhu Ping's well-known flaws, so the smile on his face became more gentle.
"My first line is 'Conquer two rivers, arrange eight formations, go out six times and capture seven, forty-nine lanterns are lit in Wuzhangyuan, all for the sake of repaying the three visits', and your second line, Lord Zhu, is 'Pacify Western Shu, settle the Southern Barbarians, make peace with the east and resist the north, the central army tent changes the earth, wood, and gold lines, and can use fire attack on the water surface', is that right or not?" Yang Guoliang looked at Zhu Ping'an with a burning gaze and asked with a smile.
"That's right." Zhu Ping'an nodded.
"Haha, then here comes the question." Hearing Zhu Ping'an's answer, Yang Guoliang smiled even more brightly.
He smiled in an unfathomable manner.
It was as if if he was given a fan, he would be able to wear a feather fan and a blue scarf, and in the midst of laughter and conversation, the masts, oars, and sails would be reduced to ashes.
"Which company is the best at learning excavators?" Zhu Ping'an curled his lips slightly.
It was mainly Yang Guoliang's sentence "So the question arises" that made Zhu Ping'an unable to help but say it, just like Hong Qi in "A Chinese Ouyang Feng" couldn't help but kick Ouyang Feng because his position was too handsome.
"ah?"
Zhu Ping'an's wild and unrestrained chain made Yang Guoliang exclaim in shock. What the hell? Who is the best at learning to operate an excavator? Are you sick? What the hell is an excavator? !
"Ahem, I mean, what's the problem?" Zhu Ping'an coughed and explained with a slight smile.
ill!
Yang Guoliang glanced at Zhu Ping'an, and his mood immediately improved when he thought about pointing out the fatal flaw in Zhu Ping'an's couplet.
"Haha, Lord Zhu, please be patient and listen to me slowly. My first couplet is about Zhuge Liang, the Marquis of Wu, and your second couplet is also about Zhuge Liang, the Marquis of Wu. There is no problem with the meaning of the couplet. 'Conquer the two rivers' is paired with 'pacify Western Shu', 'arrange eight formations' is paired with 'pacify the southern barbarians', 'six expeditions and seven captures' is paired with 'make peace with the east and resist the north'... ... There is no problem with these."
Yang Guoliang smiled slightly and then changed the subject. His laughter was murderous and his words were full of guns and sticks, like a thousand arrows shooting out at once:
"But, haha, Lord Zhu's next sentence 'Forty-nine lanterns are lit on Wuzhangyuan, just to repay the three visits' is opposite to 'The central army tent changes the earth, wood, and gold hexagrams, and the water surface can be attacked with fire'. There is a problem here."
"Oh, may I ask Dr. Yang, where is the problem?" Zhu Ping'an curled his lips slightly and asked with a bow.
"Where is the problem? Haha, Lord Zhu, haven't you figured it out yet? Your 'Central Army Camp Changes Hexagrams Earth, Wood, and Gold Yao' obviously doesn't match my 'Forty-nine Bright Lanterns on Wuzhangyuan', and the same goes for the 'Water Surface Can Be Attacked with Fire'. My first couplet implies 'one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, and ten'. You matched it with the five directional words 'east, west, south, north, and center', but you matched it with the five elements 'gold, wood, water, fire, and earth', isn't that ridiculous. I have a unified ten numbers, but you use five directional words plus five five-element words. Directional words and five-element words are completely unrelated. You use these inconsistent directional words and my five-element words to match my unified numbers. Isn't that absurd and ridiculous?!"
When Yang Guoliang said this, his voice was as loud as a huge bell, and his tone was so passionate. Every word he said was like a sharp arrow, whizzing and overwhelming, piercing Zhu Ping'an's heart.
"Well, Dr. Yang makes sense..."
"Yes, Dr. Yang's first couplet has ten numbers, but Zhu Ping'an used five directional words and five five-element words to match it. It's not antithetical at all."
"Yes, after Dr. Yang said that, I finally understood why I felt something was wrong when I heard Zhu Ping'an's couplet just now. It turned out to be this... The second line of Mr. Zhu's couplet is not antithetical, it's not good..."
When everyone heard this, they suddenly realized what was going on, and the teacher appreciation banquet became lively.
hehe
Cool!
Looking at everyone's expressions of sudden enlightenment and listening to everyone's comments against Zhu, the curve of Yang Guoliang's mouth became wider and wider.
This feeling is really hard to describe in words, it's like the feeling of trembling when I finished having sex with my wife on my wedding night. Every pore in my body is stretched out in comfort. How can I describe it with just one word "refreshing"
So cool
Too exciting
It’s so addictive.
Hehe, Zhu Pingan, do you feel despair...
PS: In the cold winter, snow fell in Chang'an, and the armor was broken. I live in a mud-brick house, and the three-foot-long coat is not enough to cover my body. The calamus on my head is better than keeping cool. The cold wind blows my bones, the severe frost cuts my skin, I drink porridge in the morning and evening, and drink soup at noon. I hope you will go to the starting point, read the genuine version, and give me three or five taels of reward. I will never forget your life-saving grace.
"Speak human language!"
"My pocket money has been restricted by the tigress, but I hope you can revise the original version and give me some money. The New Year is coming soon, and I'm saving some money..."