"Haha, wonderful, wonderful... Conquering two rivers, arranging eight formations, six expeditions and seven captures, forty-nine lanterns on Wuzhangyuan, all for the sake of fulfilling three wishes; pacifying Western Shu, pacifying the Southern Barbarians, making peace with the East and resisting the North, the central army tent changes the earth, wood, and gold hexagrams, and can use fire attacks on the water. Dr. Yang's first couplet is wonderful, and Zihou's second couplet is indescribable. It should be a good story."
Old Master Liu smiled and clapped his hands, praising Zhu Ping'an's couplet. He recited the couplet while tapping the table. While praising Zhu Ping'an, he also praised Yang Guoliang.
After Mr. Liu tried to save his face, Yang Guoliang felt less embarrassed and his face wasn't so hot anymore.
"No, no, I'm unworthy of it. It's mainly because Dr. Yang's first couplet was so good and I just added a poor finishing touch." Zhu Ping'an smiled and shook his head, replying modestly.
Damn it!
At the side, Yang Guoliang, whose face had just subsided from the fever, felt hot again and wanted to leave immediately.
"Haha, Zihou, it's your turn to come up with the first couplet." Old Master Liu looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile and reminded him.
"Oh, thank you Mr. Liu for reminding me, Ping An almost forgot."
Zhu Ping'an smiled and bowed to thank Mr. Liu. After closing his eyes and thinking for two seconds, he said with a smile, "Dr. Yang has done a great job, so I will follow his example and come up with a couplet like Zhuge Liang."
Can you also come up with a couplet written by Zhuge Liang
So brave!
Yang Guoliang was stunned when he heard this. His face turned red, dark and cold. He snorted and sneered in shame and anger.
Zhu Ping'an, Zhu Ping'an, I was inspired by reading "The Three Kingdoms: The Book of Shu" and spent more than ten days thinking hard to come up with my first couplet. You just closed your eyes and pondered for a breath, and you dared to speak out and come up with a couplet like Zhuge Liang? !
It’s not that you don’t know the goods, it’s that you compare the goods.
Can the couplet you wrote in a breath compare to the couplet I worked so hard on for more than ten days? !
It is true that if God wants you to perish, he must first drive you crazy. Since you are not afraid of losing face, why should I stop you
hehe
I'd like to see your first line...
Yang Guoliang's embarrassed and angry face was like a thawing glacier, with ripples forming, and a smile spread from the corners of his eyes to his entire face.
"My first couplet is: The bright moon shines through the screen window, and everyone is like Kong Ming or Zhuge Liang. Please give me some advice, gentlemen."
Zhu Ping'an stood up and bowed to Yang Guoliang and others from a distance, slightly curled the corners of his lips, and slowly said the first couplet.
"Haha, that's it?!"
After hearing Zhu Ping'an's first couplet, Yang Guoliang couldn't help but shook his head and smiled.
Seeing how confident you were just now, I thought your couplet was so amazing, but it turns out it is so short and simple.
Haha, my couplet sums up Zhuge Liang's life, but your couplet, "The bright moon shines through the screen window", why don't you shine it through your brain? The first half of the couplet is half nonsense, what does the first half have to do with Zhuge Liang? !
How dare you put such a simple couplet in public?!
The brain is a good thing. Zhu Pingan, you should improve your brain...
Just now you answered my first line without even thinking, now I can answer your first line in seconds, hum...
Yang Guoliang smiled contemptuously, straightened his clothes, stood up, and prepared to respond to Zhu Ping'an's couplet to avenge his previous humiliation.
"The bright moon shines through the screen window, everyone is like Kong Ming or Zhuge Liang... Then I am right... I am right..."
Yang Guoliang smiled contemptuously, repeated Zhu Ping'an's first line, and prepared to blurt out the second line.
but
One second
Two seconds
Three seconds had passed, and Yang Guoliang still couldn't utter the second line. His mouth was dry and open, and he couldn't make a sound.
At the same time, the contemptuous and relaxed smile on his face began to slowly wither and fade quickly.
No.
how so?!
Yang Guoliang's breathing became heavier, his expression became more and more solemn, and wrinkles slowly crept up his eyebrows, corners of his eyes, and forehead.
A cup of tea passed.
Yang Guoliang was also unable to utter the second line.
Not only that, let alone uttering it fluently, he didn't even have the slightest idea about the second line.
Ma Huating, who was sitting opposite Yang Guoliang, stood up half of his body, also preparing to respond to Zhu Ping'an's couplet.
but.
Halfway through standing, Ma Huating suddenly opened his eyes wide with an expression of surprise.
Then.
He sat down silently again, rubbed his waist inconspicuously, and acted as if his waist was sore and he was not going to stand up to answer the couplet.
The entire farewell banquet was silent.
Everyone frowned and thought. Some people used their fingers dipped in wine to write and draw on the table. After a long time, a light flashed in their eyes, as if they had a breakthrough. Then they shook their heads and sighed in disappointment...
"The bright moon shines through the screen window, and everyone is like Kong Ming or Zhuge Liang."
Everyone was an expert in couplets. At first they thought that Zhu Ping'an's short couplet was quite simple, but after thinking about it they found that it was not as simple as they thought. Instead, it was quite difficult to match.
However, the more they thought about it, the more their views were overturned and the more their brows furrowed.
In the end, they found that Zhu Ping'an's couplet was not just difficult to match, but extremely, extremely, extremely difficult to match.
Absolutely!
The bright moon shines through the screen window, and everyone is like Kong Ming or Zhuge Liang.
Every word in Zhu Ping'an's couplet is not redundant. There are at least six traps in a couplet, and the difficulty increases exponentially. Ignoring any one of the traps will make your efforts go to waste.
Kong Ming and Zhuge Liang, this is the first trap that is easiest to see in Zhu Ping'an's couplet.
The bright moon in the first half of the sentence and the Kong Ming in the second half of the sentence have the same word "Ming" and they also have a causal relationship, because "bright moon" leads to "Kong Ming", this is the second trap.
In Zhu Ping'an's couplet, in addition to the causal relationship between "bright moon" and "Kong Ming", the first half of the sentence "the bright moon shines on the gauze window" and the second half of the sentence "Kong Ming and Ge Liang" are also a causal relationship. Because the bright moon shines on the gauze window, there are Kong Ming and Ge Liang. This is the causal relationship between the first half and the second half of the couplet.
"葛" is not only the "葛" of Zhuge Liang, but also Ge gauze, a kind of translucent thin cloth used for window screens in ancient times. The "screen window" in the first half of the sentence is composed of "葛" and "孔", so when the "screen window" is illuminated by the bright moon, the "孔" is also bright and the "葛" is also bright.
In the second half of the sentence, "明" and "亮" are synonymous, both meaning bright. "个个" and "诸" are also synonymous, both meaning each.
Therefore, if you want to match Zhu Ping'an's second line, you cannot fall into any of these six traps.
Zezezepingping, zezepingpingpingpingzeze; Pingpingpingzeze, Pingpingzezezepingpingping... ...
I understand the principle, but I just can't put it into practice.
However, the more difficult the question is, the more interested people become.
Including the commander, Old Master Liu, everyone at the teacher appreciation banquet was rubbing their hands, eager to give it a try, as if they were ready to come up with the second couplet in the next second.
However
A cup of tea has passed.
Two cups of tea have passed.
Three cups of tea have passed.
... ...
Before we knew it, the sun had already set and the teacher farewell banquet came to an end with joyful and peaceful farewells.
Everyone said goodbye in the afterglow of the setting sun, and then went home impatiently without looking back.
Home is a warm harbor, home is the source of happiness, home is the home of the soul... ...
There is a lamp at home
There is a roof
Have a soft bed
Have a virtuous wife who understands your feelings
and
A pot of tea to quench your thirst! ! ! ! ! ! !
Damn it!
I almost died of thirst at the teacher appreciation banquet!