Left concubine? Right concubine
Zhu Pingan subconsciously looked at his left hand, then his right hand, and then noticed the clothes in his hand. It was a woman's underwear with a glaring white heart-shaped mark on it. Memories suddenly surged into his mind like the sea. I remembered, isn't this the nightgown that Hua'er wore in my dream this morning? !
WTF
Li Shu thought she used Huaer's pajamas to hit a fat chicken last night? ! ! !
Beat the fat chicken? ! ! !
People have two treasures, hands and brains. Hands can... ... What can hands do? I didn’t have them last night!
Zhu Ping'an suddenly raised his head, and saw Li Shu on the bed rolling her eyes in disgust with her big watery eyes. The chubby little maid Hua'er beside her only glanced at him and then buried her head in her big breasts out of shame.
Are you sure you're the one beating the fat chicken? !
A moment
Zhu Ping'an felt that all the blood was flowing back to his face, it was hot and felt as if his skin was burning.
Well, you don’t need to look to know how blushing I am.
This is sperm leakage, not beating a fat chicken, okay? This phenomenon and Uncle Chen's are both natural reactions of the body, okay? !
However, before Zhu Ping'an could explain, he heard Li Shu call him "husband" in a tender voice. Then he saw Li Shu, smiling like a little fox, suddenly threw back the quilt, jumped off the bed, wagging her little butt, and trotted towards Zhu Ping'an like a young swallow returning to its nest.
Li Shu doesn't have big breasts, but her butt is very perky...
Zhu Ping'an's attention was immediately attracted, and he couldn't help but stretch out his arms, ready to hug Li Shu, who was like a young swallow returning to its nest.
A fragrant breeze blows
Then, Zhu Ping'an felt a soft touch on his chest. He looked down and saw Li Shu's small hands on his chest.
Next
A push came
Zhu Ping'an was unexpectedly pushed out of the house, and then, with a "bang", Li Shu enthusiastically treated Zhu Ping'an to a cold shoulder.
"Hua'er and I are going to bed. My husband, please find your left concubine and right concubine to play games." Li Shu's faint voice came from behind the door.
Then, Li Shu's footsteps became farther and farther away, and disappeared after seven or eight steps. She must have gone back to bed to sleep.
Zhu Ping'an tried all kinds of methods outside the door, but all were useless. There was no response from the room. Finally, he had to go to the next room alone and slept alone for the night.
When lying in bed alone, Zhu Pingan was still confused. Why?! Why did this happen
Logically speaking, my choice and actions last night should definitely be a plus point in the eyes of the jealous Li Shu.
This is beyond doubt.
Half naked
Lying down
You can pick it up
Extremely tempting
... ...
Being able to remain calm in that situation is a plus point even in modern times, let alone in ancient times.
Women’s hearts are like the sea’s needle.
I can't figure it out.
Zhu Ping'an thought for a long time but couldn't figure out anything. He could only scratch his head, look at the ceiling and count sheep, trying to fall asleep. However, it was not until he heard the faint sound of the night watchman knocking on the clapper outside, "It's the third watch of the night, everything is safe and sound," that Zhu Ping'an gradually fell asleep.
While half asleep and half awake, I vaguely felt someone walk into the room and climb onto the bed.
Zhu Ping'an opened his eyes in a daze, and saw the person clearly in the moonlight. It turned out to be the little goblin Li Shu.
Seeing Zhu Ping'an woke up, Li Shu was surprised, her pretty face flushed, and she was about to get out of bed.
hehe.
Now that you are here, don't think about leaving. Zhu Pingan hugged Li Shu with one hand, pulled her back to the bed, and covered her without hesitation. The delicate skin of the pretty girl under him was as soft, delicate and smooth as silk... ...
We meet happily with a smile, like Chang'e, descending to the Moon Palace.
Danshan thinks of the night phoenix, the road to Tiantai is open, and the peaks of Wushan are clustered. The willows are slightly dewy, and the flowers are dripping. Just when the love is deep, the mandarin duck pillow is struck by the fifth watch.
After a period of lovemaking, rain and dew fell.
afterwards.
Zhu Ping'an lowered his head and kissed the cherry lips of the girl in his arms. Hey, why does it taste wrong
Why does Li Shu's mouth smell like silk
Zhu Ping'an opened his eyes wide in confusion. First, a darkness appeared in front of his eyes. Then he tried to focus and saw a vague outline. Then, as his vision adapted to the darkness, his sight gradually became clear.
Silk pillows!!!
How could that be
The person I was holding was clearly Li Shu?!
Where's Li Shu? !
Zhu Ping'an shuddered, then suddenly woke up and realized that it was just a dream.
Next second
Zhu Pingan was shocked. He had just made clouds and rain in his dream. Doesn't that mean? !
Zhu Ping'an suddenly pulled back the blanket, and sure enough, he saw that his pajamas were wet again.
faint!
Zhu Ping'an's face instantly turned red like a cooked crab.
After a careful check, Zhu Ping'an breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he woke up in time and only wet his pajamas. The blanket, sheets and the like were not affected. The situation was under control.
In this kind of weather, after washing it, just hang it overnight to dry.
Tomorrow morning, I will wear my official uniform under my dried pajamas, and when I come back in the evening, I will change into another pair of pajamas when I take a shower, just like usual.
Um
Without anyone noticing.
After thinking about this, Zhu Ping'an breathed a sigh of relief, got out of bed quietly, found the washbasin in the dark, poured some water, and washed his pajamas quietly. After squeezing out the water, he hung the pajamas at the head of the bed.
After hanging it up, Zhu Ping'an thought about it and worried that someone would wake up earlier than him tomorrow morning and come in and see what he saw and what he would think of.
So I hung my pajamas at the foot of the bed, which was more hidden. That way, even if someone woke up earlier than me and came into the room, they wouldn't easily see me washing my pajamas. And in this hot summer, it didn't matter where I hung them. They would be dry in a short time. Now it was still a while before dawn, enough time to dry.
A night in silence.
Early the next morning, before daybreak, Zhu Ping'an got up early, made his bed, changed his clothes and went out to wash.
After washing up, breakfast was ready in the living room outside.
The breakfast was very rich, with all of Zhu Ping'an's favorite dishes, and more than twice as rich as his usual breakfast. In addition, there was a small dish of refreshing and appetizing pickled cucumbers.
Zhu Ping'an only took one look and his appetite was whetted, his mouth full of appetite.
"Strange, what day is today?"
Zhu Ping'an looked at the sumptuous breakfast and muttered to himself in a low voice.
"Oh, your husband has dark circles under his eyes. Didn't your left concubine and right concubine serve him well last night?" As soon as Zhu Ping'an entered the living room, Li Shu appeared in front of him with a smile. Looking at Zhu Ping'an's dark circles, she asked in an exaggerated manner.
The little girl following behind him brought over a plate of steaming scallion egg pancakes that had just come out of the pan.
Here we go again.
This little goblin.
Zhu Pingan looked up at Li Shu speechlessly, and happened to see a little ashes on Li Shu's pretty face. A warm current surged in his heart, and he blurted out, "How can I sleep well without you by my side?"
"What are you talking about? Everyone is watching."
"What's wrong with you so early in the morning?"
Li Shu didn't expect Zhu Ping'an to say such sweet words in front of so many people. Her pretty face turned red with embarrassment. Although her heart was as sweet as honey, her face was like a kitten whose tail was stepped on. She glared at Zhu Ping'an fiercely.