The Linhuai Marquis Mansion is a home of wealth and luxury, so naturally the three meals a day are all delicacies. If we talk about the best meals, then it has to be Jingxiang Garden, as can be seen from the fact that the naughty kids always come to eat at mealtimes.
Steamed crab, shredded chicken with bird's nest, stir-fried bamboo shoots, deer shank, elephant-eye steamed buns... ... Jingxiangyuan dinner is online on time.
Looking at the delicacies on the table, especially the plate of mouth-watering big red crabs, the naughty kid couldn't help but drool.
Although there is a saying that "autumn wind blows, crabs' feet itch; chrysanthemums bloom, crabs come to eat", autumn is the best time to eat crabs, but this refers to hairy crabs. If it is sea crabs, June is the plump season for swimming crabs. In fact, swimming crabs have more meat, fat and roe, and are full of freshness. The taste is not inferior to that of hairy crabs.
A few days ago, the wealthy Mr. Li caught a batch of swimming crabs. They tasted delicious, so he specially asked someone to raise them in seawater. He rushed two large buckets of swimming crabs to Li Shu to taste. This afternoon, the two large buckets of swimming crabs arrived at the Linhuai Marquis's Mansion. Li Shu gave one bucket to the old lady and the others, and Jingxiangyuan kept one bucket for himself.
In the evening, Li Shu picked out the fattest ones and steamed them in a plate.
The naughty kid ate the delicious food with both hands and had a lot of fun, and couldn't stop eating.
When the naughty kid finished eating one big crab and reached out to grab the second big crab, he was about to reach the big crab, but he saw a hand arrive first and grabbed the big crab before the naughty kid.
That was also the last big crab.
“That’s my big crab.”
The big crab that he had caught disappeared. The naughty kid couldn't help but howl in pain. When he looked up, he saw the owner of those hands - Zhu Ping'an, who was smiling brightly and deliberately shaking the big crab in front of him.
"Haha, first come first served." Zhu Ping'an held the big crab with a bright smile.
"Ah... Fifth sister, Fifth sister, look at my brother-in-law, he, he stole my big crab..." The naughty child cried and looked at Li Shu aggrievedly, asking Li Shu to give him justice.
Li Shu rolled her eyes at Zhu Pingan with amusement.
When the naughty kid saw this, his little fat face became happy. The fifth sister glared at her country bumpkin brother-in-law. Haha, the fifth sister was going to seek justice for me.
However, the next second, the naughty child's smiling face withered.
"Rui'er, crabs are cold in nature. Children lack yang energy, so they can only eat one at most. Eating too much will get a stomachache. Your brother-in-law is doing this for your own good." Li Shu looked down at the naughty child, her pretty face filled with a warm and sweet smile, her big watery eyes also full of love, and spoke softly.
Didn’t you promise to do justice for me
Why are you speaking up for your country bumpkin brother-in-law
The naughty kid's fat face was dumbfounded, the fifth sister was partial to me, and the bumpkin brother-in-law stole my crabs, so they all belong to me? !
"You, you are in the same group." The naughty kid seemed to have been treated unfairly. He slammed the table and puffed up his cheeks in anger. He pointed at Zhu Ping'an and Li Shu with great momentum and said as if he was fighting for fairness, "You, you are so ashamed. You are so old and you are together to bully a child like me. You are seventeen and sixteen. Add it up, add it up..."
The naughty kid wanted to say, "You are seventeen and sixteen, add up to how much, how dare you bully a little kid like me?" Adding the ages of Li Shu and Zhu Ping'an together makes the age seem bigger and more convincing.
I have to say that the original intention of the naughty kid was good, but problems arose when it came to the specific implementation.
Uh, so what is seventeen plus sixteen
The naughty kid was stunned when he heard this, and then he started to count his fingers in a silly and cute way. However, there were only ten fingers on a pair of hands, and even with the pair of chopsticks in his hand, they were not enough to count, so he was suddenly in a dilemma...
After counting on his fingers for a long time, the naughty kid still couldn't figure out what seventeen plus sixteen equals.
The whole body is full of momentum
Instantly, it disappeared with the wind...
Then he sat down silently with his fat face drooping.
“Puff…”
The contrast was so great that Li Shu couldn't help laughing, and the maids serving around her also had their shoulders trembling as they tried to hold back their laughter.
Little Loli Niuniu was too lazy to roll her eyes at the naughty kid Rui Ge'er.
"Oh, we are teaming up to bully you. Since we are so bad, don't come to play with us in the future..." Zhu Ping'an deliberately teased the naughty child.
"Ahem, well, I was just joking. Also, you are not allowed to say bad things about my fifth sister..." The naughty kid shook his head without hesitation and denied himself without any hesitation.
"Hehe, Rui brother, what I just said was not to scare you. Children will have stomachaches if they eat too many crabs. If you like it, Fifth Sister will steam it for you tomorrow. How about you choose first?"
Li Shu laughed a lot, and after laughing, she coaxed the naughty child softly.
"Fifth sister is so nice."
The naughty kid suddenly came back to life, excitedly raised his little fat face, nodded repeatedly, then looked up at Zhu Ping'an and said proudly, "Brother-in-law, did you hear that? I'll pick the crabs first tomorrow."
"Okay, you pick first..." Zhu Ping'an nodded with a smile, "But you can only eat one, and I can eat two."
The bear kid was defeated again...
After dinner, the naughty kid Ruiger and the little loli Niuniu wanted to take a nap in the courtyard to enjoy the cool air before going back.
"Forget about it tonight. You guys go back and enjoy the cool air today." Zhu Ping'an patted the naughty kids and sent them back.
"Why forget it tonight, we're just going to stay here to enjoy the cool air."
The naughty kid loves to enjoy the cool in Jingxiang Garden, where he can have snacks, listen to stories, and sleep next to his sister Niu Niu. He is so happy.
"We have something to do tonight." Zhu Ping'an waved his hand.
"What's the matter?" The naughty kid squinted his eyes and looked at Zhu Ping'an, refusing to leave and getting to the bottom of things.
Zhu Pingan glanced at Li Shu, coughed, and said seriously, "We should applaud for love. You little fat boy, go back and don't get in the way."
"What does it mean to applaud for love?" The naughty kid had a head full of question marks.
"How can a child have so many problems? Sui'er, go and send Rui'er and Niuniu back."
Zhu Ping'an stuffed the naughty kid Ruiger into Sui'er's hands without saying a word, and asked Sui'er and another little girl to send the naughty kid and the little loli Niuniu back.
"Hehe, master, what do you mean by applauding for love?" The chubby little maid asked with a curious face.
The other little girls in the room were equally confused.
Li Shu also didn't understand what Zhu Ping'an meant by applauding love, but her intuition told her that what Zhu Ping'an said was definitely not a good thing.
"Nothing, nothing." Zhu Ping'an laughed it off.
"Clap for love? Clap? What does it mean?" The chubby little maid racked her brains for a long time, but was still confused. Finally, she clapped her chubby hands, but the confusion remained.
Snap
Li Shu, who was standing by, heard the sound of the little maid clapping her hands, and immediately understood what Zhu Ping'an meant by clapping for love. Her pretty face turned red with embarrassment.
When they were young, Zhu Ping'an tricked them into singing that indecent sex song called "Kissing during the day, having sex at night". It was not until Li Shu married Zhu Ping'an that she discovered the secret of the sex song during a passionate sex at night.
"Husband, come here..."
Li Shu's pretty face flushed, she called Zhu Ping'an gently like a cat, and stretched out her little hand to hook her fingers.
Zhu Ping'an was trapped in the gentleness and walked over in response, unaware that danger was approaching.
Next second
Zhu Ping'an let out a scream like a pig being slaughtered, and Li Shu pinched his arm hard with a gentle smile.