However, Zhu Ping'an was not prepared to let Luo Wenlong go like this. This guy would bite him every time he saw him. Unless one of his teeth broke, this kind of person would never remember. Besides, he was not a weakling who could be bullied by others.
As the saying goes, it is impolite not to reciprocate.
Telling a joke, huh?!
Haha, compared to me, I'm not exaggerating at all. I'm not targeting anyone, I'm saying that everyone here is garbage!
Modern jokes, dirty jokes, brain teasers... ... pick any one of them and they can crush ancient jokes in minutes.
oh
Got it.
There was a joke that was very appropriate. Zhu Pingan thought of some of the deeds of Comrade Luo Wenlong that he had heard recently, and couldn't help but curl his lips. Although this joke is old and outdated in modern times, it is new to the Ming Dynasty.
"Haha, just now I heard Lord Luo telling me about his childhood fun stories, and I also thought of a fun story from my childhood, which I heard from a few uncles in our village during their breaks from the busy farming season. I couldn't help but want to share it with Lord Luo and all the other lords."
Zhu Ping'an laughed, narrowed his eyes slightly, glanced at Luo Wenlong leisurely, and said slowly.
oh.
I smell a tit-for-tat scent.
The onlookers on the side were afraid that the matter was not serious, so even though they disliked Zhu Ping'an, they were very cooperative and urged Zhu Ping'an to tell them quickly.
Yan Shifan also looked very interested.
"Ahem, before I start talking, let me make it clear again that this funny story was told to me by an uncle in the village when I was a child. It's not directed at anyone, so don't think too much about it." Zhu Ping'an glanced at Luo Wenlong and everyone else, coughed, and stated.
This is a typical case of trying to hide something only makes it more obvious.
When everyone saw this, they understood what was going on and glanced at Luo Wenlong, becoming even more interested.
"Once upon a time there was a mountain, and on the mountain there was a temple..." Zhu Ping'an took a sip of tea, moistened his throat, and began to preach.
"It's an old cliché! Nothing new!" Luo Wenlong sneered with disdain. Once upon a time there was a mountain, on the mountain there was a temple, and in the temple there was an old monk. These are the usual beginnings for people to tell stories. There's nothing new!
"There is a door in the temple, and there is an iron lock hanging on the door. One day, a golden key and a beautifully shaped silver key came. The golden key was inserted into the iron lock, and it was shaken for a while, but it didn't open. So it was pulled out and inserted again. It was shaken again, but it still didn't open... The beautifully shaped silver key said it was my turn, so the golden key was pulled out, and the silver key was inserted into the iron lock, repeating the golden key's previous action, inserting, twisting, and pulling out. After several times, it still didn't open... At this time, the iron key, which had been observing for a long time, came out. The iron key was inserted into the iron lock and opened it cleanly and neatly. After opening the lock, the iron key said to the golden key and the beautifully shaped silver key with a proud and proud face, 'Do you know why you can't open it? Because I am the original wife. No matter how noble your birth is or how handsome you look, you can't get her heart. Because I am her original wife, I understand her heart best. You, hum...'" Zhu Ping'an narrated slowly.
After listening to Zhu Ping'an's story to this point, everyone felt it was nothing special and even a little sleepy. They felt that this was not a funny story at all, the golden key, the silver key, the iron key and so on, it was just a fable told to children.
"Hmph, you treat us like three-year-old kids." Luo Wenlong was even more disdainful of Zhu Ping'an and looked down on him.
"After Iron Key finished speaking, he looked at Gold Key and Handsome Silver Key with disdain, his face full of pride and pride."
"Hearing that, the Gold Key and the Silver Key turned their heads and looked towards the Iron Key, as if they were looking at an idiot, and said disdainfully, 'Are you fucking sick? I'm just fucking for fun, why would I need your wife's heart?!'"
While Zhu Ping'an was talking, his eyes glanced at Luo Wenlong several times intentionally or unintentionally.
After Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, the banquet was silent for two seconds.
The third second
Everyone came to their senses and couldn't help but burst into laughter, the laughter seemed to blow the roof off the building.
Uh, just plug it in for fun...
It was originally a flat road, but as they walked along, there was suddenly a sharp turn in front of them, and the turn was so sharp and fast that everyone had no time to react.
Unexpectedly, after a turn, the fairy tale turned into an adult story, and many people failed.
Hahaha
Interesting, very interesting.
No one present had ever come across such a joke as the modern car overturning on a sharp turn. The more they thought about it, the funnier it became.
As expected, the joke told by Zhu Ping'an would soon spread throughout the capital through the mouths of everyone present.
Well
etc.
How does this joke feel...
Everyone was laughing, and suddenly they seemed to realize something and turned their eyes to Luo Wenlong.
Men are actually quite gossipy, especially when it comes to romantic affairs, they are well-informed and spread the news very quickly.
Although Luo Wenlong and they were both hardcore members of the Yan Party and comrades in arms, they still gossiped about Luo Wenlong privately. There was nothing they could do about it, because Luo Wenlong was a god-like figure in their circle, and what happened to him was so explosive.
After listening to Zhu Ping'an's jokes, everyone couldn't help but think of two gossips about Luo Wenlong.
The first one is Luo Wenlong’s macho deeds. This gossip mainly came from Ouyang Zishi.
It was five years ago. Luo Wenlong was still the world-famous master of ink making. The value of the ink made by him increased a hundred times, and people were scrambling for it. At that time, Luo Wenlong kept a concubine in the other courtyard, and he would go to have sex with the concubine every once in a while. There lived a handsome scholar next door to the other courtyard. He often played the flute facing the other courtyard, and after a while, he had an affair with Luo Wenlong's concubine. Once, Luo Wenlong arrived at the other courtyard early, and ended up blocking the handsome scholar and the concubine on the bed.
When everyone heard Ouyang Zishi's gossip about this, they all thought that Luo Wenlong would beat the scholar half to death.
The result was beyond everyone's expectations. After Luo Wenlong trapped the scholar and the concubine on the bed, he had sex with them...
What a macho man!
Of course, what’s even more amazing is that the scholar has now become a part of Luo Wenlong’s backyard.
This news is not just heard by everyone. Many people have seen the handsome scholar dressed in women's clothes when they visited Luo Wenlong's home. In addition, he is handsome, and this kind of pseudo-girl is quite attractive...
The second thing is also related to the first thing.
No one knows who spread this story, but it was spread more widely than the first one. As for whether it was true or not, everyone knew it. After Ouyang Zishi spread the story of Luo Wenlong's macho deeds, many people became interested in Luo Wenlong's concubine and the scholar. After someone saw them with their own eyes, they talked about it later, and everyone became more interested and spread the story even more.
Then, it reached the ears of Yan Shifan.
Out of curiosity, Yan Shifan took advantage of Luo Wenlong's absence and went to visit Luo's mansion under the pretext of visiting him, where he met Luo Wenlong's concubine and the scholar in women's clothing.
Yan Shifan loves beautiful women, but he also likes male homosexuality. When he saw the pseudo-female scholar, his saliva was about to flow out. Then he looked at the concubine, who was also gentle and lovely. Thinking of the story of the macho Luo Wenlong, Yan Shifan became distracted and wanted to try it too.
The concubine and the scholar dressed in women's clothing saw that Luo Wenlong's boss came to visit the mansion, so they naturally treated him to good food and wine. After eating and drinking, Yan Shifan sent the maids and servants away and began to act dishonestly and inappropriately.
It is said that Yan Shifan's skills were amazing. In addition, Luo Wenlong's concubine and the scholar were not very chaste. After resisting for a while, the concubine and the scholar finally gave in and were pulled to the bed by Yan Shifan.
It is said that when Luo Wenlong came back from outside, Yan Shifan was still in the room, but this time the legend of Luo Wenlong's macho man did not continue. It is said that Luo Wenlong waited outside for Yan Shifan to finish before pretending to have just come back from outside.
After that, Yan Shifan visited Luo's house more and more often.
Every time Yan Shifan came to visit, Luo Wenlong would make excuses that he had run out of good wine at home, or that the food cooked by his own chef was not tasty, and he would take the initiative to go to a restaurant outside to order a table of wine and food, and bring it back in a packed food box... Later, it was said that Luo Wenlong often took the initiative to invite Yan Shifan to his home...
In this way, although Luo Wenlong's legend as a macho man did not continue, another legend that was even more shocking and moving began.
Therefore, after hearing Zhu Ping'an's joke, everyone felt something and looked at Luo Wenlong at the same time.