"You are a top scholar, but you keep saying fuck, fuck, fuck. How can this be so indecent and disrespectful? If this gets out, won't ordinary people look down on people of my generation?!"
Luo Wenlong's face turned red, then white, and then turned dark amid the laughter of the crowd. After gritting his teeth for a while, he suddenly became like a cat whose tail was stepped on. He blew his beard and slammed the table, staring at Zhu Ping'an hard, and launched a wave of criticism from a moral high ground.
"Oh~~~ Lord Luo is right. I am glad to learn your lesson."
Zhu Ping'an listened to Luo Longlong's criticism patiently, raised the corners of his lips and said "oh" with a long tail sound, trying hard to hold back his laughter, touched his chin and nodded slightly, pretending to be humble and willing to learn.
Zhu Ping'an's patience and concession magnified Luo Wenlong's anger countless times, making Luo Wenlong look even more ridiculous.
"Haha, well, we've heard this interesting story for a while, it's time for us to drink..." An official named Xia Hao at the table smiled and smoothed over the matter.
"Master Xia is right. We must not let Brother Donglou down with his delicious food and wine."
Others chimed in and tried to smooth things over.
At this point, everyone couldn't help but think of what Luo Wenlong had just said about feeding my pigs... ... They couldn't help but look at Luo Wenlong with some resentment. This idiot had implicated everyone.
Of course, not many people would do something like throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
They still had to eat, but when they thought of what Luo Wenlong had said, everyone couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable.
"Haha, that's right. Please don't be polite to Yan. In this regard, you should learn more from Zihou..."
Yan Shifan squinted his one eye and looked around at everyone. Then he pointed at Zhu Ping'an who was eating heartily and smiled at everyone.
"Haha, what Lord Yan said is very true. We must learn from Lord Zhu."
Following Yan Shifan's finger, everyone saw Zhu Ping'an eating heartily, and they couldn't help laughing. They said they were studying, but they looked down on Zhu Ping'an in their hearts. This Zhu Ping'an really came from the countryside, he had never seen the world, although his eating manners were not bad, but his appetite was like a refugee who had not eaten for several days.
"Haha, Zihou, although the food and wine are delicious, you should still leave some room for food. After all, these are just appetizers." After Yan Shifan finished speaking to everyone, he turned around and said to Zhu Ping'an with a smile.
Such a dazzling array of delicious food and wine is just an appetizer before the main meal
How extravagant was that meal?!
Upon hearing this, Zhu Ping'an was stunned for a moment, and his chopsticks stopped in mid-air.
Hehe, leave some room for appetizers... ... After hearing what Yan Shifan said, the other people at the table looked at Zhu Pingan who put down his chopsticks and was stunned, and they couldn't help but burst out laughing. This kid actually put down his chopsticks and left some room for appetizers!
"A piece of rotten mud cannot be propped up against a wall, a dog's tail cannot be used to make up a mink, and a bumpkin is still a bumpkin after all..."
Luo Wenlong took this opportunity to severely despise Zhu Ping'an and vent a little of his anger.
snort
Lord Yan still supports me.
After Luo Longwen had despised Zhu Ping'an, he couldn't help but feel grateful for this when he thought of this.
Beep!
"Haha, serve the meal, the eight delicacies! Don't keep Zihou waiting for too long."
Yan Shifan smiled slightly, then waved his hand, snapped his fingers, and gave orders loudly.
soon
Then the music at the banquet changed, and a melody of Yuefu was played, followed by the ethereal voice of the singer: "Your green collar. My heart is always with you. It is for your sake that I have been pondering it until now. Deer are calling. They are eating wild apples. I have guests. I play the harp and blow the flute..."
Amid the music and singing, a clear and pleasant sound of anklets was heard, followed by a group of beautiful girls, carrying dishes in their slender hands, with bare feet and anklets tied around them, dancing gracefully into the room.
The girl was like a butterfly, spinning left and right, dancing gracefully. The dish in her hands was as warm as Mount Tai, without a single drop spilled.
When the girl came in, Zhu Ping'an, like everyone else, looked over curiously, but after looking for two times, Zhu Ping'an turned his head away.
Do not look at anything inappropriate!
These girls were only wearing white gauze clothes, with nothing underneath. The gauze clothes were transparent, just like modern transparent lace.
As they danced gracefully, the girls' newly developed bodies were sometimes exposed to the side, sometimes exposed directly, and sometimes looming. Every minute, every second, and every movement were full of highlights, which were a feast for the eyes.
"Haha, the top scholar doesn't have enough self-control..."
An official sitting on the other side of Luo Wenlong was named Luo Ziyu. He was the director of the Ministry of Works' Tuntian Qingli Division and had a good personal relationship with Luo Wenlong. At this moment, when he saw Zhu Ping'an turning his head, he couldn't help but smile and remind everyone.
Well
Are you blind? I took a look and felt something was wrong, so I turned my head away immediately. How can you say that I have lost my concentration?!
You just can't take your eyes off it, right? !
Zhu Ping'an was speechless for a while.
"Hehe, the top scholar is still not convinced. Hahaha, it's just a small scene. People like me with strong willpower can watch it without any problem. It is precisely people like the top scholar who have weak willpower who dare not watch it." Luo Ziyu said with a smile.
Damn, you're drooling from watching this, your eyes are almost fixed on the girl, this is called strong concentration? You have strong concentration and it doesn't matter how you look at it, I guess you can't bear to turn your head away? !
Zhu Ping'an was secretly dissatisfied.
"Hehehe... Lord Luo is right. In our eyes, they are nothing but skeletons. Let alone looking at them a few more times, even if we look at them for a whole day and night, it's not a big deal."
After Luo Ziyu finished speaking, nearby officials all smiled and agreed.
"Ping An is ashamed."
Zhu Ping'an curled his lips in disdain and did not argue with Luo Ziyu and others. What was there to argue about such a thing
Amid the laughter of Luo Ziyu and others, the maids covered in gauze had already danced to the table like butterflies.
"You guys, let's start serving the meal from Zihou's seat." Yan Shifan smiled slightly, pointed to Zhu Ping'an's seat, and signaled the maid to start serving the meal.
As soon as Yan Shifan finished speaking, a fragrant breeze blew.
The leading maid flew like a swallow and came to Zhu Ping'an gracefully. She pressed her delicate body against him, turned around and bent down, and put the fried dragon liver in front of Zhu Ping'an steadily with her backhand.
Footbells jingle.
One slender jade foot stood on the ground, and the other slender jade foot was raised high, and she did a split in the air, just like bending a bow and shooting an arrow, with the bowstring pointing directly at Zhu Ping'an.
With a pretty face, she looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, her eyes kept sending him flirtatious glances. She parted her cherry lips and introduced the dish in a delicate voice, "Let this little master know that this dish of mine is the most precious of the eight delicacies, and it is called Pan-fried Dragon Liver..."