The gauze maid Yan'er spun around, bent down, set the food with her backhand, and did a split in the air, all of which were done in one go.
As the maid performed the splits, her thin gauze skirt suddenly slipped off...
At the moment her skirt fell off, a background music seemed to sound:
Love is like blue sky and white clouds
A sudden storm in a clear sky
Nowhere to hide is always unexpected
…
Indeed, the maid's show of skill was so sudden that it caught people off guard and left them with no time to react.
For example, our classmate Ouyang Zishi.
Ouyang Zishi was sitting on the left hand side of Zhu Ping'an, very close to him. When the maid was showing off her skills in serving the dishes, she was facing Zhu Ping'an, and 90% of the time she was facing Ouyang Zishi. Apart from Zhu Ping'an who was directly affected, he was the person who saw it most clearly.
Ouyang Zishi was totally unprepared and caught off guard when he saw such a scene. He was so excited that his blood pressure suddenly rushed to the top of his head, his chest was beating violently, his face suddenly turned red, his eyes were big and round, his mouth was wide open, his breathing was heavy and rapid, and he couldn't help swallowing twice, and then two streams of blood flowed from his nostrils...
Even though his nosebleed flowed into his mouth, Ouyang Zishi was still unaware and continued to watch with an obsessed look on his face, thinking it was just ordinary sweat flowing into his mouth. He subconsciously raised his arm and wiped it with his sleeve. As a result, his face was covered in blood and his sleeves were also stained with blood, making it look like a crime scene.
Ouyang Zishi was like this, what about Zhu Pingan who was the first to charge, in the best vision, best distance, and best position? !
Well
Zhu Ping'an's reaction was completely different from Ouyang Zishi's.
Although Zhu Ping'an was also caught off guard and facing the bowstring, he was even more caught off guard than Ouyang Zishi.
“Bad review...”
But after being caught off guard for a moment, Zhu Pingan immediately turned his head away calmly and silently uttered two words. This way of serving food must be criticized.
Say it!
Yan Shifan's extravagant spending of silver is really as good as his reputation!
A dish can be served in such a variety of ways, it seems that the gentle chair, the jade screen, the white jade cup, etc. are not fictitious. Haha, it turns out that the historical rumor that Yan Shifan is the prototype of a certain bottle of plum is not groundless.
While Zhu Ping'an calmly turned his head and criticized Yan Shifan in his heart, the maid who was showing off her skills in serving the dishes beside him was no longer calm.
If Master Yan hadn't hinted at me just now, I wouldn't have used this trick to serve the dishes. This way of serving dishes is my trump card, which I never use easily, but once I use it, it is always effective. Last time, an old scholar in his fifties was invited by Master Yan to have a drink. He kept talking about all sorts of things at the table, and he looked so noble and calm. But when I used this trick to serve the dishes, the old man showed his true colors on the spot, and hugged me in his arms and touched me all over.
But, how did he fail today? How could this hot-blooded young man be so calm? !
However, when she saw Ouyang Zishi's nose bleeding next to Zhu Ping'an, the maid felt a little relieved. Humph, it seems that it's not that my charm has diminished, but that this young master's will is too firm.
"Please enjoy your meal, sir."
When the maid saw Zhu Ping'an calmly turned his head away, she knew that she had failed, so she put her legs down and said in a soft voice.
After the maid put down her legs, Ouyang Zishi withdrew his gaze with a sense of satisfaction, and then noticed Zhu Ping'an's gaze. At this time, Ouyang Zishi remembered that when the maid was doing the splits just now, he was fascinated by it, but Zhu Ping'an seemed to have turned his head away at the first time.
You look at me like that?!
Um
The mouth shows signs of opening!
You want to laugh at me?!
snort!
Then I'll strike first.
"Haha, the top scholar really doesn't have enough self-control. He turned his head away the moment he saw it and didn't dare to look..."
Before Zhu Ping'an could speak, Ouyang Zishi laughed and, using the words that Luo Ziyu had just used to mock Zhu Ping'an, he once again mocked Zhu Ping'an.
"You should wipe it first."
Zhu Ping'an looked at Ouyang Zishi calmly, took out a square towel from under the plate and threw it to Ouyang Zishi.
The handkerchief with the fat duck playing in the water in his sleeve was sewn by Li Shu herself, and he was reluctant to let him use it.
"What are you rubbing? Are you sick?"
Ouyang Zishi looked at Zhu Ping'an speechlessly, feeling that Zhu Ping'an was very puzzled at this moment.
Hand yourself a towel to wipe your sweat?!
Do you want to show your kindness? !
I'm sorry, we are enemies that cannot be reconciled, I won't accept it! Ouyang Zishi remembered that Zhu Ping'an had robbed him of his title of No. 1 Scholar and had an ambiguous secret meeting with Miss Yan in the mansion. He couldn't help but get angry, raised his head and chin, and rolled his eyes at Zhu Ping'an with disdain, like a proud rooster.
"Ahem, Ouyang, your nose is bleeding."
When Ouyang Zishi raised his head proudly, an official beside him coughed, pushed Ouyang Zishi's arm, and reminded him in a low voice.
I have a nosebleed?!
When Ouyang Zishi heard this, he was stunned as if he was struck by lightning. Then he slowly lowered his head and pouted his lips. As expected, he saw a bloodstain.
I actually had a nosebleed?!
"Ahem..."
Ouyang Zishi coughed awkwardly, his face red as if it was burning. In a panic, he subconsciously raised his arm to wipe the blood with his sleeve, but when he raised his arm, he saw blood on his sleeve.
Then his face turned even redder.
Embarrassed, he was even more flustered, and couldn't find another towel, so he had to pick up the towel that Zhu Ping'an had just thrown to him and wipe the blood off his face. Thinking of the way he looked down on Zhu Ping'an just now, Ouyang Zishi wanted to find a rat hole to crawl into, it was so damn embarrassing.
Everyone sitting around noticed this scene, but they all held back their laughter because they all knew the relationship between Ouyang Zishi and Yan Shifan. Ouyang Zishi was Yan Song's nephew and a cousin of Yan Shifan. Moreover, many people knew that Lord Yan intended to marry his second daughter to Ouyang Zishi. Ouyang Zishi would most likely become Yan Shifan's brother-in-law, thus strengthening the relationship between the two families. Therefore, considering Yan Shifan's reputation, they all held back their laughter.
But everyone was speechless when facing Ouyang Zishi.
This is the difference. When faced with the maid's showmanship, the main character Zhu Ping'an turned around and got rid of it immediately as if nothing had happened. You, who were caught up in the act, were not even on the front line, but you were fascinated by it, gasping for breath, blushing, and bleeding from the nose. Your performance was so unbearable...
I just don’t know how Lord Yan would feel after hearing about this.