You cried and told me that fairy tales are all lies...
Zhu Pingan, who was struggling in the lake, really wanted to sing Guangliang's fairy tale loudly at this moment. The plot was not consistent with the novel at all. He did not even do artificial respiration, and even the artificial respiration posture was not in place, and he was kicked away by a pair of feet wrapped in embroidered shoes...
Without any defense...
There was no slap, scream, or lechery. However, half a second later, he was drinking water from the lake.
It was a chilly spring day and the lake water was icy. Zhu Ping'an, who was paddling in the lake like a dog, couldn't help but sneeze a few times.
"Are you sick?" Zhu Ping'an shouted at the evil woman on the shore from the lake.
Failed to save someone and was fucked instead, no matter how good-tempered anyone is, they would not be able to hold back. Moreover, Zhu Ping'an, who went swimming twice in the early morning, was not a winter swimming enthusiast in such a cold weather!
"The water is cold, come up quickly."
The seductive woman on the shore casually tied up her hair, her dark eyes staring straight at Zhu Ping'an in the lake, her tone unexpectedly calm, as if the kick just now had never happened.
Although his tone was not gentle, it felt like he had given in. That was more like it. I was saving you, not taking advantage of your misfortune.
Zhu Ping'an paddled to the shore with great effort again, and lay on the shore gasping for breath to regain some strength. Zhu Ping'an, who had just come out of the water, could not help but feel the biting cold wind and the chill.
The seductress on the shore has already straightened up. Because she has been soaked in water, her clothes are clinging to her body, just like a modern girl taking a wet photo shoot. The tight clothes outline her curves. Uh, she just unbuttoned her clothes to keep breathing unobstructed, resulting in her looming figure now, which makes people think about it... ...
To be honest, this witch has a pretty face. Although she is not as pretty as the sinister girl from Shanghe Village, her figure seems to be more attractive. Her curves are quite undulating after her wet body... From top to bottom, it is as if she has crossed the mountains and arrived at the plains. But what is that bulging thing around this witch's waist
In fact, all these mental processes only took a second.
In the first second, I still have the leisure to look at the wet witch
The next second, the witch put a sharp dagger on Zhu Ping'an's neck, which was the bulging thing on the witch's waist just now.
"Little brother, tell me, how do you want to die?"
The girl placed the dagger on Zhu Ping'an's neck and asked with a smile. A strand of her untied hair fell onto her cheek, making her face look even paler.
Damn, are you sick? You are so weak, but you still laugh. If you love to laugh so much, why don’t you go and sell your smiles? Zhu Pingan couldn’t help but want to complain about this witch, but because of the bright thing on his neck, he didn’t dare to say it out loud.
This guy was the one who could stomp on the palms of five or six people until they were covered in blood. He was also a robber and did other things. He was definitely not a good person.
"Can I really choose?" Zhu Pingan asked.
“Ahem… You and I are destined to meet. This is the second time we meet. Others cannot choose, but you can.” The girl smiled and applied a little force with the dagger, leaving a shallow bloody mark on Zhu Ping'an's neck. Although she was smiling, she coughed weakly a few times, and there was a faint blood color on her lips.
"Then let me die of old age." Zhu Ping'an replied casually.
The smiling girl's face darkened when she heard that, and her laughter stopped for a moment... Then she coughed with an unpleasant look on her face.
Accompanied by a cough, a mouthful of blood sprayed onto Zhu Ping'an's face.
Well
It shouldn’t be that serious. I was just joking. You shouldn’t be so angry as to vomit blood.
Zhu Ping'an's face twitched a little, as if he was shocked by the scene in front of him, so that he subconsciously thought, this girl is not trying to scam me...
After the girl vomited blood, her complexion seemed to be better.
"You're still very naughty... ahem..." The girl forced a smile and pushed the dagger a little deeper.
pain
Vomiting blood
Still laughing
If you love to laugh so much, just show off your smile.
Zhu Pingan complained a few words in his mind, but his expression remained the same, as if he could not feel the dagger piercing his skin, and he spoke in a chatty tone:
"Well, I was wrong last time, but today, I think you know that I saved you, and no one of us can deny that."
"Yes, that's why I gave you the choice of death, my benefactor..."
The girl looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, and jokingly repeated the three words "little benefactor" again, but in a tone that said you must die without any negotiation. At the end, she deliberately stabbed the tip of the knife upwards until a drop of blood rolled down the tip of the knife along with a sweet laugh.
All right
There were such neurotic women in ancient times!
She has a beautiful smile on her face, but she is extremely cruel and ruthless. She is cruel to others and to herself.
I didn't notice it just now, but now I realize that this witch seems to have been seriously injured. Several places on her clothes are stained with blood, and she is still bleeding. She must be bleeding from her underwear, otherwise she wouldn't have vomited blood just now because of my joke. She is in this state, but she doesn't want to save herself, and she insists on killing me.
Judging from the girl's injuries, it seemed that if she delayed any longer, she would die.
"Except death from old age, is everything else possible?" Zhu Ping'an asked calmly.
The girl nodded with a smile.
"Is it okay to die under the peony flowers?"
In return, the tip of the knife moved a few more inches deeper, not just cutting the skin, but I could feel the blood flowing.
"Well, let's not hide it. Apart from this knife, what else can you have to kill me? I choose poisoned wine, but you don't have it; I choose arsenic, but you have it or not. I won't choose it either. If you want to kill me, just use the knife in your hand to kill me. But before you kill me again, can you give me a reason? Even if I did something wrong last time, saving you from the lake this time is more than enough to repay you."
Seeing that the evil woman was about to take ruthless action, Zhu Ping'an didn't dare to tease her anymore.
"Reason?" The girl tilted her face and pursed her lips, signaling Zhu Ping'an to pay attention to the collar of her clothes that he had undone. "This is the second time... You don't need to undress to save someone, right? Well, little brother, your habit of undressing girls is not good."
Well
Zhu Ping'an was speechless for a moment. It seemed like talking to a cow when telling the ancients to keep breathing unobstructed.
"I'm a person who clearly distinguishes between gratitude and resentment. You saved me, so I thank you. I can use your last act of undressing me as an excuse. This shouldn't be used as an excuse, but as a man of the underworld, I'm more generous. However, you undressed me again this time. In order to clear my name, well, I have to kill you. Besides, you pulled me out of the lake, but who knows if you were going to save me or do something worse than pigs and dogs? It's not like we haven't seen similar dirty things in the underworld."
The girl smiled and analyzed everything with Zhu Ping'an one by one, and finally concluded that she would use Zhu Ping'an's blood to clear her name.
"Speaking of which, God has been pretty good to me. I lost my first enemy, but now you, my enemy, have fallen into my hands..."
The girl looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, with blood still lingering at the corners of her mouth.