The conference hall of Xiping County Government Office was overcrowded.
Everyone dares to sit.
By six-fifty, even Wang Huan, the governor of the state, did not dare to sit in his seat. He stood up and waited anxiously.
He was afraid that when Xun Shifei walked in and saw everyone standing while he sat like a master, something unpleasant would happen.
In this solemn atmosphere, someone outside suddenly shouted: "Prime Minister Xun is here."
'Wow—'
There was a commotion in the room.
All the officials ran out quickly. Wang Huan walked quickly to the front.
"Prime Minister Xun."
"Prime Minister Xun is here."
"I haven't seen him for several days, and Prime Minister Xun is even more angry."
"Prime Minister Xun, you are tanned. Alas, you have broken your heart for the people of Xizhou. I feel ashamed as a low-ranking official."
"I would like to thank Prime Minister Xun for visiting our county a few days ago to guide the work. Now the people are full of enthusiasm and will surely usher in a prosperous era."
"Prime Minister Xun, please don't overwork yourself and exhaust yourself. How will we deal with this?"
“…”
The officials were standing on both sides of the road hunched over, nodding and chattering.
Wang Huan also lowered his head and said tremblingly: "Prime Minister Xun, please come in quickly."
Along the way, Xun Shifei remained expressionless, turning a blind eye to the officials' chatter. And the officials who greeted them were also racing with their hearts, knowing that something big was going to happen today.
But when he walked in front of Wang Huan, Xun Shifei, who had always been indifferent, stopped and laughed:
"Haha, this time there are really important things about Xizhou. I have no choice but to call Governor Wangzhou to come with him. Governor Wangzhou is busy with everything, so he won't disturb you, right? Shi Fei is here to apologize to you in advance. Yes."
'… '
hiss-
As soon as these words came out, all the officials present took a deep breath and stood aside without daring to move or breathe.
When Wang Huan first saw Xun Shifei smiling at him, he felt relieved. But the further he talked, the more something was wrong. After hearing the last sentence, "Shi Fei is here to apologize to you."
With a "buzz" sound, Wang Huan felt like five thunders were hitting his head, and his brain was about to explode.
A blast of cold air penetrated his whole body like a punch.
Xun Shifei's words are heart-breaking in every word.
Xun Shifei was the prime minister of the country, and he was just the governor of Xizhou. His immediate boss.
But my immediate boss, in front of so many people, said to myself, 'I'm sorry to bother you to go there in person. 'Such sarcastic words made Wang Huan so painful that he wanted to shed two tears.
In the officialdom, you are not afraid of the leader pointing his finger at you and scolding you. If the leader can scold you, it means that you have not really offended him, he just hates iron and cannot be transformed into steel.
But the most taboo thing is to say irony, and the most terrifying thing is this kind of heart-wrenching words.
This shows that you are in trouble and you are in danger.
Wang Huan's whole body trembled, and he was so frightened that he knelt on the ground on the spot. His eyes flashed with horror, and he said with a cry:
"What did Prime Minister Xun say? It should be the lower official who apologizes to the prime minister. Prime Minister Xun is trying to offend me, I... In one sentence of Prime Minister Xun, the lower official will go through fire and water without hesitation, no matter what we talk about, no matter how close we are to each other." Go make a trip yourself."
Xun Shifei smiled, but everyone could see that this smile was very cold: "Governor Wangzhou made a serious statement. How dare I let you go through fire and water? Shi Fei still knows who you are and who I am. .”
The moment Wang Huan heard these words, he shed tears on the spot and cried loudly: "Oh, I don't know what I did wrong. Please let the prime minister make it clear. But please don't say such derogatory words again." "
Xun Shifei laughed and just looked at him without saying a word.
The officials around him held their breath, gritted their teeth, and their whole bodies were trembling. This tone... is wrong.
Today, it seems that Wang Huan is going to be in bad luck.
After watching for a while, Xun Shifei felt bored. He turned around and walked to the courtyard of the government office. He shouted: "Come on, bring me a chair. We won't enter the conference room today. The courtyard is spacious."
"yes."
The guard quickly found a chair and placed it in the center of the government compound.
Xun Shifei strode away, and the officials and ministers hurriedly followed behind him into the courtyard. Wang Huan also got up, his body shaking like chaff. He couldn't walk at all. Xun Shifei's two words made him so frightened that his legs were as weak as noodles, so he was only helped to walk.
My mind is full of confusion. What's going on here
What happened? Why are you doing this to me
When he arrived in the courtyard, Xun Shi flew to a chair and looked at the hundreds of officials standing in front of him with their heads lowered and trembling with fear. Laughed:
"You are all pampered dragons. If I tire of you, won't I be in trouble? Some people will definitely hold a grudge and try to get rid of me. Hurry, hurry up. My lords, please get on your chairs, please sit down."
Xun Shifei's words are not surprising and he will never stop.
One sentence made all the hundreds of officials present tremble with fear, and everyone's face looked even more uncomfortable than if their parents were dead.
Everyone's thoughts are: Prime Minister Xun, please hit me, can you scold me? Can you point your finger at my nose and scold me? Please stop saying such heart-wrenching irony.
'Crash'
On the spot, everyone fell to their knees.
"Don't dare!"
"I don't dare!"
"I'm not tired as a subordinate!"
"No need to sit down, I'm not tired at all!"
“…”
What a joke, what Prime Minister Xun said turned out to be; 'All of you are pampered dragon bodies. 'Dragon body!
God has such a dragon body!
The security team doesn't care about you. Xun Shifei gave the order. They immediately went around to find chairs, and then placed them behind each official's buttocks one by one.
But no one dared to sit on that bench, no one even dared to stand up, and they all knelt on the ground without even daring to raise their heads.
Xun Shifei smiled and said, "Sit down, everyone."
Indifferent.
Xun Shifei frowned again and said, "My lords, do you think the chair is too hard?"
He turned back and pointed at the guard group and yelled: "What do you do for food? Don't you know how to bring some soft mats for you adults?"
With a crash, all the officials buried their heads in the soil, and many even shed tears of discomfort. This is more painful than killing someone.
However, the guard team strictly followed the order, looking for soft cushions everywhere and considerately placing them on the seats of the officials.
The prime minister of the country is so considerate to his subordinates, you have to ask them if they are touched. Don't dare to move! No one dares to move!
Wang Huan breathed a sigh of relief and knelt on the ground without daring to raise his head, but he was really relieved. It seems that it is not targeted at me alone. Everyone has been stabbed. It seems that it is not my fault, but there must be some collective mistake... Fortunately, there are so many people helping me to cover it.
As soon as Wang Huan finished thinking this, Xun Shifei's expression changed and he cursed: "Are you all trash?"
"???"
Everyone was at a loss.
But Xun Shifei stood up and cursed: "Why do you give Governor Wangzhou a chair? Who is Governor Wangzhou? Can he sit on a chair? Governor Wangzhou is a very powerful minister. If he lies down, I have to lie down." Yes. If I were to make a chair, wouldn’t I have to burrow into the soil?”
The guards looked at each other.
Xun Shifei said again: "Master Wangzhou Governor must be above tens of millions of people in order to set off his status as the 'godfather of officialdom'. Go and find me a sofa. It must be very soft. A very luxurious sofa. In addition, how can Lord Governor Wangzhou be the same height as us? Lay bricks in the yard for me, no less than five meters high. Build a five-meter high platform for Governor Wangzhou on site, and put the sofa on the high platform Go up. We must let Governor Wangzhou stand high, and let Governor Wangzhou overlook all living beings. My status is lower than that of Governor Wangzhou, so that I can feel at peace. How do you do things?"
'hiss-'
Governor Wangzhou took a deep breath and almost had a heart attack.
I wanted to say something, but my lips were trembling for a while, and I couldn't say a word. He rolled his eyes and fainted from fright.
The officials secretly raised their heads and looked at each other with horror in their eyes.
Today, it seems that Wang Huan is really going to be in bad luck...
Tsk tsk, Prime Minister Xun was sitting on a chair, but he wanted to build a high platform for Governor Wangzhou among the officials, and put a sofa on the high platform for him to sit on.
This soft sofa. That's something scarier than the tiger bench.
(End of chapter)