During dinner, Tang Xue told Liao Zhenyu and Xia Menghuan about her encounter with an elementary school classmate at the skating rink.
Once you pressed him on the head, and when we met again, he became famous, and you were mediocre. This clear gap is fate's insult to you.
Moreover, you have to saddle up the successful man, and accept the second humiliation of fate.
Liao Zhenyu went to the official website of the school's ice hockey team on his mobile phone to check, "Boss, we should have done an investigation in advance. This Li Yubing is on the headline of the official website."
Tang Xue held her face in one hand and stirred the egg drop soup in the bowl with the other, and said weakly, "It's useless to say this now."
Xia Menghuan looked at the photo of Li Yubing on the official website and said with admiration, "This person is so handsome."
Liao Zhenyu looked at her seriously: "Sister, pay attention to the occasion when you speak, he is now my boss's enemy."
"Oh, this Li Yubing is so ugly!" Xia Menghuan was kind.
Someone happened to pass their table with a dinner plate. Hearing Xia Menghuan's words, the man dropped a sentence: "Blind."
Tang Xue tapped on the table lightly and pulled the focus back: "Think of a way... This guy Li Yubing is careful, he wants to take revenge on me."
Liao Zhenyu: "Don't be afraid, boss, we are studying medicine. After studying pharmacy, we poisoned him."
Xia Menghuan: "Learn anatomy and bleed him."
Liao Zhenyu: "I learned clinical practice and broke his leg."
Xia Menghuan: "I learned surgery and castrated him."
Liao Zhenyu: "After studying internal medicine, I fooled him into buying health care products."
Xia Menghuan: "Liao Zhenyu, I don't know how to pick you up..."
Tang Xue held her face with a numb expression: "It's good. When you return from your studies, my bones are already cold. Just bring me something to eat during Qingming Festival. Don't burn paper and pollute the environment. Also, my The epitaph should read: I have two friends, one is mentally handicapped and the other is also mentally handicapped."
Liao Zhenyu wiped his face, looked down at Li Yubing's photo again, and said, "How about we do something simple and rude, this person looks like a little white face, boss, do you think I have a chance of winning a fight with him?"
Tang Xue tilted her head to look at him in disbelief: "Brother dei! Do you know what ice hockey is?"
Xia Menghuan raised his hand: "I know that ice hockey is a sport that can be fought."
"It's not as simple as fighting. The physical collision in ice hockey games is very intense. If you want to stand on the ice hockey rink, your physical fitness must be this," Tang Xue said, showing her thumbs, "Don't look at his little white face. It's not simple, the school team specially hired an assistant for him, which is the only treatment for the absolute main force. If you fight with him, I will give you eight-treasure porridge and octopus balls on Qingming Festival next year. "
"Then what should I do? Boss, should I watch you fall into the fire pit?"
"It's too early to say falling into the fire pit, let's take a step by step," Tang Xue sighed leisurely, "I'm just a little unwilling. The emperor was a good emperor, but suddenly he became a eunuch." .
…
Tang Xue's official entry the next day started with a phone call at 6:30 in the morning.
Li Yubing's low voice carried a unique freshness and beating at 6:30 in the morning. "I have breakfast on time at seven in the morning," he said.
"Oh, what's the matter with me?"
"You buy me breakfast."
"Fuck off."
"My assistant," he said with a smile in his voice, and even more begging for a beating, "the first day was not obedient."
"Li Yubing, did you mean it?"
"I have to eat at seven o'clock in the morning. You can save me at least fifteen minutes by buying breakfast for me. That's why the school team hires you."
Tang Xue gritted her teeth and said, "Li Yubing, I will bear with you for a month. After a month, I will let you know who your father is."
Li Yubing was not threatened at all and said, "I want to eat boiled eggs, beef patties, steamed buns with pork vermicelli, buns with spinach and shrimp, preserved egg and lean meat porridge..."
Tang Xue was furious: "Are you reporting the name of the dish?!"
"I want fresh milk, I want two, go early, and it's gone later."
"You wait for Lao Tzu."
"The north exit of the east playground, waiting for you."
"… "
Tang Xue struggled to get up. She was full of confusion and didn't remember the name of Li Yubing's order, but she remembered the last fresh milk, so she went to the cafeteria to buy some.
Then she went to the north exit of the east playground with her breakfast, and saw Li Yubing at a glance. This guy is wearing white sportswear and running shoes, wearing a lake blue sweat-proof headband, and is dressed in the configuration of a sports boy. At the moment, he is leaning on the poplar tree at the entrance of the playground with his arms folded, his head lowered and he does not know where what to think. The early morning sun hit him, mottled tree trunks, bright teenagers, the background is a blue barbed wire fence, beyond the fence is the brick red running track of the playground and the green football field... These elements are combined, like a carefully shot photo shoot.
Really, although Li Yubing made her very angry, but this guy's level of pretense... is second to none, and he is the leader of the pack.
Tang Xue walked over with a stomach full of anger, and said "hello".
Li Yubing looked up at her.
He was flushed and looked like he had just finished exercising. When he saw it was Tang Xue, he said, "Five minutes late."
"Li Yubing, I warn you, it's better to be a human being in moderation, otherwise I should give you chrysanthemums today next year." After Tang Xue finished speaking, she raised her hand heavily, "Your dog food."
Li Yubing was not annoyed when she heard what she said, and took the breakfast. He had just finished running, and his mouth was dry, so he took a gulp of milk.
Tang Xue watched him eat, and suddenly smiled evilly, "Eat it while it's hot, I pulled it myself."
puff-
Li Yubing spit out fresh milk.
He wiped the white liquid from the corner of his mouth, looked at her blankly, and gritted his teeth.
Tang Xuejie stared at her neck, raised her eyebrows slightly, her eyes a little provocative.
The two faced each other like this for a long time before Li Yubing spoke first.
"Kuroko."
"Dog."