Tang Xue was scared to death by Li Yubing, and she was really good for two days. On the third day, when she asked Li Yubing to buy her a funny egg, she also gave Li Yubing the eggshell for the first time to show her love for him. humanitarian care.
Li Yubing: "…"
Really, so moving.
A few days later, Li Yubing's face became completely agile. He finally did not turn into a pockmarked face, but there was a small hazel mole on the right side of the bridge of the nose, a little closer to the right eye. If his eyes are the moon, then this mole is a small star looking at the moon.
Well, it's still pretty.
Tang Xue touched the mole with her finger and asked Li Yubing, "Does it still hurt?"
The little girl's fingertips were soft and delicate, and Li Yubing turned her head away uncomfortably and didn't speak.
"Li Yubing, let's play home!"
"I do not-"
Before the words of refusal were finished, Li Yubing had already been taken away by Tang Xue.
Recently, in the TV show "Desire of the Golden Branch", Tang Xue gathered a group of people. She played the emperor, the others played the concubine, and Li Yubing played the most favored concubine.
Tang Xue hooked Li Yubing's shoulders, and the other children surrounded the two of them. Everyone called her "Emperor", and she nodded with satisfaction, with that demeanor, no doubt fainting.
She patted Li Yubing's shoulder with her paw: "Concubine Ai, you talk, if you don't talk, you will fall out of favor."
Li Yubing looked like Liu Hulan with a heroic expression on his face.
These two people, one is filming a court drama and the other is filming an anti-Japanese war film, are not on the same channel at all.
Tang Xue scratched her head, thinking about what to do next, she turned her head to look at her beloved concubine Li Yubing... Oh hoo hoo, got it!
She suddenly leaned in and kissed Concubine Ai on the face.
Li Yubing's face turned green.
There was another person with the same green face.
Principal Tang came to Tang Xue's class today to listen to the class. There were still two minutes before class. He and a few teachers came to the door of the class and saw Tang Xue holding Li Yubing's shoulder with one hand, like a little bully. , and family members.
The second grade of elementary school! Just be a hooligan!
And in front of so many teachers!
Let him put his face as a principal!
Hu-hu-
Principal Tang was breathing heavily with anger, his nostrils widened again, and he seemed to have an inexplicable sense of joy.
"Tang, Xue!"
Tang Xue saw that the situation was not good, and went back to the class in a hurry.
After class, he was obedient and motionless.
Principal Tang naturally refused to let her go.
So this day, Tang Xue came home from school and was punished to stand again.
"You said how old you are, why are you still like a child?" Principal Tang pointed at her and taught her a lesson.
"I was originally a child."
"You! How can you not be ashamed? I'm ashamed for you!" Principal Tang said, swiping his face with his index finger on purpose, "I'm so embarrassed!"
At this moment, Tang's mother came in with a vegetable basket. She took a break today.
When Mother Tang saw this battle, she was very familiar with it. As she changed her shoes, she asked casually, "What's wrong?"
"You ask her!"
Tang Xue looked at her mother pitifully: "Mom, I answered all the questions asked by the teacher correctly, and the teacher praised me, and then my father made me stand up."
Tang's mother: "...???"
Principal Tang quickly explained: "It's not because of this. This child is openly molesting a male classmate and kissing her. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it." Then he told the scene he saw today.
Principal Tang has been in the education world for a few years. He is good at taking care of other people's children. It is his turn to take care of his own children.
Mother Tang crouched down and asked Tang Xue, "Why did you kiss Li Yubing?"
"Because I'm playing the emperor. Li Yubing is the concubine of love."
Tang's mother was delighted, "You have a very high-end positioning of yourself." Then she glanced at Principal Tang, "Children are playing at home, don't use your adult thinking to over-interpret it."
Principal Tang felt a little relieved, and then emphasized: "It's not good to play the house, she's already a big girl."
Mother Tang touched Tang Xue's little head and said, "Tang Xue, when you grow up, you can't kiss a man. You can't let a man kiss you either."
"why?"
"You will have mouth sores after kissing, and you need an injection to heal. You can go to the hospital with me for an injection later."
Tang Xue's sunny little face collapsed immediately, and she replied in a mourning, "Oh."
After thinking about it, she was a little unwilling: "Then why can mother kiss father?"
"cough."
Both adults blushed.
Principal Tang snorted heavily and used an exaggerated tone to cover up his embarrassment, saying, "Because I am the principal, no matter whether the principal kisses or is kissed by others, neither party will get sick."
"Oh—" Tang Xue suddenly realized, "No wonder Dad can kiss Teacher Huang."
When Mother Tang heard this, her color changed, she stood up, rolled up her sleeves, and was about to start, when she suddenly thought that her daughter was right in front of her, afraid of scaring the child, so she tried her best to restrain herself, but said with a gloomy face: "Tang Hongjiang , tell me clearly."
"The child is talking nonsense! I'm wronged! What kind of teacher Huang, I don't even know it!"
Mother Tang pulled him into the bedroom and slammed the door shut.
Then he twisted his ear, gritted his teeth and sneered: "I'll give you one more chance to explain."
"Ahhhhhhhhh! My wife was wronged, I was really wronged, Tang Xue deliberately framed me, that little bastard must have a grudge against me, you wait for me to beat her, I, I, ouch, hurt..."
"Speak or not?"
"what did you say?"
…
The soundproofing of the bedroom is very good, Tang Xue didn't know what her parents were doing inside, but she instinctively felt fear, so she slammed on the door: "Mom and Dad come out soon..."
After filming for a while, the door was finally opened, and Principal Tang came out.
His left eye was dark blue, his face was gloomy, he looked down at Tang Xue and said, "You little bastard, hurry up and explain clearly, what is Mr. Huang, Mr. Black, who dares to make up nonsense to frame his own father at a young age, I am your own father. , you unlucky child..." The more he said, the more aggrieved he was about to cry.
Tang Xue was a little scared and took two steps back.
Mother Tang came out with her arms crossed, took a deep breath, tried to keep her tone calm, and asked Tang Xue, "Tang Xue, tell mother, who is Teacher Huang?"
"Mr. Huang is the guard—"
"Guardian! Tang Hongjiang, you beast, even the guards won't let you off!"
"She's talking nonsense! The guard is a man, and his surname is not Huang, and he is sixty years old!"
"—The dog raised by the doorman's grandfather."
"… "
"… "
The couple were stunned.
Mother Tang held her forehead, not knowing how to face her husband.
Principal Tang exploded: "That dog's name is Huang Shi, you unlucky child, why do you call him Teacher Huang, he is called Huang Shi! Huang Shi! You son of a bitch, you're mad at me..."
"dad… "
Principal Tang waved his hand: "Don't dare to be, don't dare, you are my father from now on."
"… "
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Q: When was your first kiss
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