Teacher Zhao took Tang Xue and the others to visit a chicken farm.
The chicken farm was so stinky, Tang Xue was so smoked that she almost went out of her body. She covered her nose and asked Li Yubing, "Do you smell the stench?"
"What do you think?" Li Yubing answered while covering her nose.
"Let's go? I don't want to be here anymore."
"No, the teacher asks to pick up eggs, and each person picks up five."
"Oh, then you help me pick it up." Tang Xue put her small basket into Li Yubing's hands.
Li Yubing rolled his eyes. It was a habit for him to roll his eyes.
After picking up the eggs, Mr. Zhao took them to visit the hatching room. Here, Tang Xue watched the whole process of the chicken breaking its shell for the first time. The chick pecked the egg shell in one fell swoop, and then managed to get out of it with difficulty, and stumbled to walk... It's really cute!
Tang Xue didn't know how to describe her mood at the moment. She went back and told her father that although she was about to be smoked to death, the moment she saw the chick emerge from the eggshell, she felt so happy and didn't regret it at all, blabla...
Principal Tang taught her an idiom called "It's a worthwhile trip", and roughly explained the meaning.
Tang Xue's face was full of enthusiasm, and she nodded frantically like a chicken pecking at rice: "That's it!"
When her daughter is good, she is really cute. Principal Tang was happy, touched her little head, and told her the principle of egg hatching.
Here's the trouble.
After Tang Xue heard the principle, she took an egg from the refrigerator and held it in her palm. She decided to hatch a chick herself.
Principal Tang only considered her to be fun for a while and didn't take her seriously. Who knows that this little guy is holding eggs every day, eating and sleeping without putting it down, and it has been like this for a week...
At this time, Principal Tang couldn't bear to tell her that such eggs would not hatch chicks.
Tang Xue also had to hold eggs in class. Teacher Zhao often glanced at the students during class, and saw Tang Xue sitting upright, looking at her with a serious face, and then holding a flesh-pink egg in her left hand on the desk... Really, no matter how many times I watch it, I can't get used to it.
The person who is the most uncomfortable is Li Yubing.
Before the chick popped out of the egg, Tang Xue recognized it as her own baby and regarded herself as a mother. When she became a mother, she would naturally make Li Yubing her father, and she deliberately discussed with Li Yubing what their baby should be called.
Inexplicably, Li Yubing wanted to be a father to an egg. Although he couldn't say what was wrong, he just felt awkward.
His only way to express his resistance is to escape.
So, since having Egg Son, this dad has been running away from get out of class, running faster than anyone else. Even Teacher Zhao sighed that Li Yubing likes to go out for activities now, which is really not easy.
Li Yubing's performance naturally made Tang Xue somewhat dissatisfied. She went back to complain to her mother. Tang's mother said that this is "widow-style parenting", which is very in line with the basic national conditions of our country, and there is no need to make a fuss.
Although I didn't understand it, it seemed to be comforted. = =
Li Yubing always avoided the responsibility of being a father and paid a small price for it.
- He was targeted by a campus evil force.
Several senior students formed a small gang to extort pocket money from lower-grade children, and threatened victims with violence not to tell their teachers and parents.
Li Yubing was small and quiet, not very gregarious, and easily became their target.
After a few observations, they finally got their hands on it.
After class this day, Li Yubing ran out of the classroom, walked around the campus for a while, and was dragged into the corner by someone off guard.
In Li Yubing's eyes, a few boys who were considered "tall and majestic", with grinning faces, wanted to "borrow some money to spend money" from Li Yubing.
Li Yubing remembered that the teacher talked about the correct measures when encountering extortion. First give the money to avoid being beaten, and then call the teacher and the parents to report to the police. Therefore, although he was a little nervous at the moment, he was not too afraid, and started to draw money silently.
At this moment, a young but loud snort interrupted them: "What are you doing?!" It was tender and crisp, like a willow bud that was born in spring.
Several people followed the reputation and saw a little loli. Little Loli is small, with two ponytails, wearing a loose school uniform, with a red scarf tied around her neck in a mess, and the blue school uniform pants are so fat that they almost cover her feet.
Little Loli's face was stern, her right hand was stabbed at her waist aggressively, her left hand... an egg was held in her left hand.
It looked a little weird.
Although she was upright (ignoring the eggs), how could the evil forces be afraid of such a small child, so the leader frightened her fiercely: "Get out! If you don't go, I'll beat you together!"
"How dare you! My father is the principal! Even you and your father fight together!"
The word "principal" is like Shang Fang's sword, and those people immediately persuaded, and released Li Yubing without any hesitation. Before leaving, they did not forget to warn them: "Don't complain!"
Li Yubing leaned against the wall and watched Tang Xue walking towards him.
She held the egg and walked with a smug look. She seemed to be in a good mood. The two ponytails swayed with her movements, making her look like a bunny.
For a moment, Li Yubing felt that this person didn't seem so annoying anymore.
Tang Xue walked up to him and called him, "Daddy Daddy."
Li Yubing wanted to hit the wall.
Tang Xue said, "Is the money still there?"
"Well," Li Yubing pursed the corners of his mouth, tangled for a moment, and said in a low voice, "Thank you."
"You're welcome, only I can spend your money."
Li Yubing swallowed the gratitude that had just surged up in her heart.
The author has something to say:
-small theater-
Q: When was the first time you became a dad
Li Yubing: The second grade of elementary school. Our child's name is Dandan.
Q: What happened later
Li Yubing: My father-in-law ate it later.
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